KingGimpicus
@KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on They don't make them like they used to... 1 week ago:
One of those things is still around today.
It won.
- Comment on AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations 1 week ago:
Holy shit I almost took you seriesly. Then I read the part about how “them” created AIDS lmfaoooo
And I thought I was a good shitposter. Whew. I am thoroughly outclassed.
People villify nuclear weapons to ludicrous proportions, and that was kind of my whole point. Would you, as a thinking and feeling person, if given the choice, choose to be instantly annihilated by a nuclear bomb or live to be poisoned over decades? I’d choose to meet the sun, personally, but I’m always astounded how many people think the poison is somehow the lesser of these evils.
- Comment on AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations 1 week ago:
Now tell that to your high-school English teacher when they assign you a research project.
- Comment on AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations 1 week ago:
It was willing to accept a conditional surrender, which was not an offer on the table. The options were unconditional surrender or invasion and pacification. The projected cost in lives of that operation was in the millions. The bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined didn’t even kill 1/10th of those projections.
- Comment on AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations 1 week ago:
My source is my own post where I asked for a comparison between the health effects of the bombing of Hiroshima vs the contamination of half of a Vietnam war. The answer i reviewed only explored the health effects of the hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. That’s half of the assignment. Less, actually, when you consider the comparison between the two was the entire point to begin with.
Did that answer your question or should I try again with a crayon diagram?
- Comment on AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations 1 week ago:
Unfortunately I’m going to have to grade you as an F on this project. You have only completed half the assignment. Great job cherrypucking your research though! I see a bright future in business and marketing for you!
5/10
- Comment on Which game have you been most patient for? 1 week ago:
I waited a LONG time to pick up Gran Turismo 7, and boy do I feel like that was a waste. I had fond memories of playing a previous GT title on ps3 with my dad before he passed away, but GT7 is just awful. I HATE how the chat bubble heads “explain” the gameplay. I HATE pretty much every menu outside of the standard gameplay pause menu. I HATE new car showroom/marketplace/museum whatever the fuck it is.
Idk if I missed more than a few entries in the series but this shit is the most infantile, disrespectful talk down I’ve ever recieved from a video game.
- Comment on AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations 1 week ago:
Ayo do me a favor and chart the long term health effects of being vaporized by a nuclear bomb at hiroshima vs years of agent orange/abandoned minefields/ abandoned chemical and munitions storage somewhere like Vietnam circa 1970.
Please show how the nukes are worse.
- Comment on Did I discover a fake conspiracy theory? 1 week ago:
You are using social media wrong.
I used social media to look at nice women with big luscious tits. No amount of tits on my FYP will piss me off or cause hostile thoughts at any point.
- Comment on Oh, oh no. 1 week ago:
Let’s not forget the Unabomber tried to kill a professor at Yale who not only was on the Epstein list, but personally introduced multiple female students to Epstein himself.
The Unabomber was right.
- Comment on Loops is a new short form platform created by Pixelfed creator Daniel Supernault. 2 weeks ago:
Its the goon canary in the goon shaft
- Comment on Loops is a new short form platform created by Pixelfed creator Daniel Supernault. 2 weeks ago:
Is there porn yet? I’ve found the prevalence of pornography to be a good indicator of how free the speech is on any platform. If you can’t see a titty, it’s probably pretty canned.
- Comment on Double standards 2 weeks ago:
Honestly decapitation is more humane than a broken neck. The drop in BP is enough to cause immediate lights out, where as someone with a broken neck could very well have to suffocate to death inside their own bodies.
The blood pressure drop has a huge effect on cognition.
- Comment on Young gamers in Japan may not be forming the same attachment to Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest because modern dev cycles are as long as their childhood, users theorize - AUTOMATON WEST 3 weeks ago:
That’s because Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest aren’t making kids games anymore.
They’re remaking old games for nostalgia value for old gamers like me who played those games as a kid.
NGL I’m still waiting on the dragon warrior monsters remakes because I’d always been a bigger fan of those than any Pokémon game. I doubt it’s coming any time soon, but a guy can hope.
That’s the whole issue though. None of these studios are putting out games for modern kids. There just rehashing their old IPs and pretending they’re new games. Kids dont want spruce up 1990’s games. They want games for them.
- Comment on My only response to Discord 3 weeks ago:
5’4" and 150lbs?
Manlet un the Common family
- Comment on Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution? 3 weeks ago:
Why do educated people tolerate stupid people when the world would be a better place without ignorance?
As a native American, I can say “fuck the french” with my whole chest. I get to keep a French last name on my birth certificate for the rest of my life as a consequence of their little colonial adventures.
Honestly fuck every single old world country right in the asshole. Every last syphilis carrying flea bag immigrant can fuck right off back across the sea with your horseshit. Anyone who cannot prove their family lived on this land back before 1200 AD is to be deported immediately after being burned with branding irons.
- Comment on YSK about this Italian tradition of putting corrupt politicians in a cage and dipping them in the water 4 weeks ago:
The neat thing about acidity is that it produces its own heat when you feed it your flesh!
#themoreyouknow
- Comment on Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs? 4 weeks ago:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK616110/
You are wrong. All thinking, feeling animals have the capacity for morality. Compassion and empathy have long been touted to be the traits that separate man from beast, but lo, compassion exists in the animal kingdom as well.
Nothing that makes people be people is significantly different than anything else found in the animal kingdom. Segregation of empathy is also a learned trait of those who trend towards lower overall intelligence.
- Comment on It still blows my mind how ubiquitous communication is now. I just had someone message me instantly from a ship in the Mediterranean, while I'm on a flight in the US. 5 weeks ago:
Picked it up during about 15 years as a welder. And I went to community College for a couple years where they had a shop program and learned to weld there.
That being said I could probably learn a lot by taking actual formal classes, especially with CNC these days. Everything I know is manual machining, which is a dying art these days. Most old machinists have either retired or died with their secrets. Under 40 and able to run a lathe or mill with any semblance of accuracy is a surprisingly rare trait these days.
- Comment on It still blows my mind how ubiquitous communication is now. I just had someone message me instantly from a ship in the Mediterranean, while I'm on a flight in the US. 5 weeks ago:
As a matter of fact, they does not.
The lathe is from pre 1989 Hungarian People’s Republic though. It’d probably have some cool stories at the very least.
- Comment on It still blows my mind how ubiquitous communication is now. I just had someone message me instantly from a ship in the Mediterranean, while I'm on a flight in the US. 5 weeks ago:
You picked the wrong line of work.
As a machinist, I’m not expected to work anywhere that’s not in front of a lathe or mill.
- Comment on I accused a police officer of rape, but I ended up on trial 5 weeks ago:
*these officers need to be set on fire in public, preferably in full view of any of their loved ones.
FTFY
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 1 month ago:
Someone find a nerd to do the math.
Based on the value of $1 USD on today, Jan 23 2026, on what date was $5 worth what $20 is today?
(Authors note: I’m gonna fuckin off myself if the answer is post Y2k)
- Comment on Rules for a gun fight 1 month ago:
I think you should have taken the gun and shot security.
That would’ve taught them.
- Comment on China’s ‘artificial sun’ breaks nuclear fusion limit thought to be impossible 1 month ago:
No no no. You just use the fusion to heat the water to make the steam to turn a turbine and then distribute that energy. Boom electric cars are a thing. While it’s technically possible to make a car with 0 petroleum products, it’s not financially viable in the current market.
Oil is remarkably cheap. I always find it funny that a gallon of gas and a gallon of water stay about the same price when one literally falls from the sky for free.
- Comment on Innocent African-American child George Stinney executed after being falsely accused of murdering two white girls | 1944 1 month ago:
Ted Nugent.
- Comment on I felt so betrayed when I found out Germany isn't called Germany in Germany 1 month ago:
Technically, Japan is not called Japan in Japan. Its Nippon.
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 2 months ago:
It does.
Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it’s better known as champagne.
Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.
- Comment on Banana scale 2 months ago:
It’s either very very small or very very large.
- Comment on The infantry will advance 2 months ago:
It’ll be a lot of guerilla tactics and IEDs. Iraq and Afghanistan proved exactly how well urban combat works against the US military complex.
Then will come assassinations, hoarding, and smaller scale civil conflicts. Think resource raids and good old fashioned territorialism.
If youll accept the analogy, the military is great at blowing up anthills, but pretty shit at finding and eliminating specific ants.