KingGimpicus

@KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I felt so betrayed when I found out Germany isn't called Germany in Germany⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically, Japan is not called Japan in Japan. Its Nippon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y’all ain’t ready for this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It does.

  Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it’s better known as champagne.

  Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana scale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s either very very small or very very large.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The infantry will advance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be a lot of guerilla tactics and IEDs. Iraq and Afghanistan proved exactly how well urban combat works against the US military complex.

  Then will come assassinations, hoarding, and smaller scale civil conflicts. Think resource raids and good old fashioned territorialism.

  If youll accept the analogy, the military is great at blowing up anthills, but pretty shit at finding and eliminating specific ants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you, onions are disgusting, I’m not taking any questions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be so funny if China colonizes Mars, then the Martian Colonists declare independence, and Mars become a new bastion of Freedom and Prosperity.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The disrespect for iron in this comment is too damn high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Last Epoch players turn on the action RPG for announcing a paid DLC class, tanking its Steam reviews: 'go play Path of Exile instead'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y-puck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*confused flatfish noises*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Had a bunch of wolf spiders in the last shop i worked at as a welder. They have eye shine like cats and alligators. It was always easy to tell the wolf spiders from black widows even behind a dusty welding machine because you can see the little wolf spider eyes looking back at you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why buy AAA slop when indie gold cheaper?

  Checkmate juden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s that? Capitalism fixing problems?

  Checkmate atheists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name your favourite prehistoric tree.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Had a Gingko tree outside my childhood home up in Washington. We were right down the highway from Ginkgo Petrified Forest too. It was wild knowing a tree like the one at home stood just down the road ~ 16 MYA. Yeah, there aren’t a lot of gingkos in that park, and there’s plenty of other trees that have the same circumstance, but that gingko was special to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favorite case of a game making fun of you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bards Tale. That game was full of shit actively taunting or tricking the player. Best ps2 game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favorite case of a game making fun of you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seconded.

  I have more fond memories of blood dragon than I do of farcry 3, despite blood dragon being like a 20 hour standalone dlc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wild Seals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well to be fair seals are a special kind of asshole among assholes. Some of the coast guard are chill, and the vast majority of the active forces are literally 18 and 19 year old children. Literally too useless to get an actual job. The only ones that stick around are either the assholes among assholes or the functionally unemployable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A young woman was sexually assaulted while out DoorDashing. Two days after she reported the assault to DoorDash, they deactivated her account and she can't access the money she's owed.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The guy ordered food, fell asleep on the couch, and woke up to a woman recording him nude in his own home. You know what that sounds like? Sounds a lot like sexual assault.

  In fact, door dash has specific policies AGAINST going into private homes for exactly this kind of safety and privacy related concern. I have 59 year old relatives. You know what 100% of them have in common? A love of naps.

  Keep white knighting for women you’ll never know, it’ll impress all your terminally online friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A young woman was sexually assaulted while out DoorDashing. Two days after she reported the assault to DoorDash, they deactivated her account and she can't access the money she's owed.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And if I’m asleep in the buff on my couch and you come over to look at my junk, you’re the pervert, not me. Screaming “sexual assault” like some kind of catch all for your own fuckups is not a magic spell that will make everything better. All you are doing is actively hurting the credibility of people who actually experience sexual assault. Read the material.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A young woman was sexually assaulted while out DoorDashing. Two days after she reported the assault to DoorDash, they deactivated her account and she can't access the money she's owed.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Making her uncomfortable” is not sexual assault. Where, exactly, is the assault? Saying shit like this cheapens and trivializes actual sexual assaults and the impact those words have on society.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mods react as Reddit kicks some of them out again: “This will break the site”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit died for me the moment RIF went down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thick skinned employees, how can you be so thick skinned?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a welder turned machinist, is it really so hard to act like an adult as an adult? I’ve seen a bunch of different shops around my area, and hands down the old heads are the worst when it comes to drama. They’re so focused on status and seniority that they forget that it’s just a job.

  That being said, work how you want to work, not how you see other people working in your role. “Good enough” is fine for learning, but i want to be good at what I do, not good enough. I like my paycheck, and I like feeling like I earn it too.

  I’m actually in a position where I got a raise at work and acknowledgement from my peers where I feel like I’ve been doing average work. I could take that to mean that I’m doing good enough and I can coast. That would be totally normal. But I’m looking at it as encouragement to continue to develop my craft. I tried out some shit on a lathe the other day I’ve only ever seen on crazy Instagram videos, but it worked for what I needed to do, and the part came out acceptable in the end. Now I can continue to expand my experience with confidence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immortals must be riddled with cancer thanks to gene errors in their dna replication.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  AKA the Ted Faro Scenario

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Weaner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The scientific name for this phenomenon is a heckin chonky honker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ice cube in whatever the fuck he’s doing in the war of the world rehash on prime. From the trailer it just looks like ice cube is reacting to chat about mid af cgi videos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you, fish don’t exist.

  Welcome to taxonomical existentialism.

  heavy metal riff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna show my age a bit here.

  1. Chromehounds. Nothing since has filled that 20 story tall mecha hole in my heart. The way you could build your hound into the role you wanted to play really hasn’t been done well in any game since

  2. MAG (massive action game). Ps3/ps4 128vs128 matches online? It was such a clusterfuck and I loved it.

  3. Binding of Isaac and all its expansions. Game has been a solid and consistent time sink in my life for more than 10 years. Quirky and infinitely replayable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My latest hyperfixation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You want the grippers? For free?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mass effect had this weird metamorphosis across the series where the character writing and gameplay improved noticeably between each game in the series while the story and mechanics took big steps back. Andromeda had some of the best movement/power sets in the series, not to mention your own build-a-gun workshop, while absolutely failing at everything else it tried to do. “My face is tired” indeed random not-the-citadel lady.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game sequel ruined a beloved franchise or character for you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? Lilith was the best siren gameplay in the series. Yeah, ol Randy fucked her up real good with their dogshit writing, but her character never really changed. I’ve never been able to seriously pick up another siren character because nothing compares to phasewalk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wood heater pollution is a silent killer. Here's where the smoke is worst⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just got rid of my fuel sipping crossover and went full electric and boy is it nice. A week so far and I just passed 69% (nice). Im going to be really pleased if I can get two weeks out of one charge. And the price to recharge? Less than $20 usd. About half of my weekly 10 gallons of 81 unleaded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the elder gods⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Iirc the closest modern day relative is some form of sea slug. How you go from spore to slug has got to be a wild journey