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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can't argue with that logic. I always knew those feathered menaces were out to get us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palpable Nonsense!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All right, fine. It's wok fried rice... No, wait, I see where this is going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palpable Nonsense!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Quite right. It's human fried rice with shrimp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing is, humans are astonishingly good at conserving energy when running. We can literally run prey to death by just keeping on going when most animals run out of energy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lämp sauce brother⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You've got this, just show her how attracted to her you are, tell her she's your sun and your moon, that she's all you think about, that the world seems dark without her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think he's sorry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would explain the slightly dazed look...

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3099: Neighbor-Source Heat Pump⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeeniouss!

  So, heat pumps are more than 100% efficient, in that they move more heat than the energy needed to run them. Therefore, the neighbour should also install this system, creating a closed system that keeps both houses warm at better than 100% efficiency. I think this might solve all our energy needs, and global warming in one go. Tsk, to think the so called scientists have been trying to get fusion working when this solution is already practical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI boomer trait⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that's a horrifying dystopia, well done.

  "the kids won't see it as weird. they'll transition straight from their parents deciding their meals to corporations doing the same" is the bit that sold it for me. It's entirely plausible, corporations would live it, and I hate it.