ClownStatue

@ClownStatue@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨marriage update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lover’s Style? I’m surprised this hasn’t been jumped on yet. “All Conquering?” “(Power) Bottom?” “70s Porn?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The US bans all new foreign-made network routers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So at what point do they ban all new computers not made domestically?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today is the day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨billy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His “pants” could be the head basket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨billy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blood, and/or Guillermo is a ginger… and bloody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨billy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This could be a children’s cartoon. Guillermo & Molly. Give Guillermo a red moustache, though. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ban corporate donations to UK political parties to protect elections, says thinktank⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why on earth would you do that!? It’s done wonders across the pond!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a revolution started tomorrow in the US to get rid of Trump, could the majority of society use hit and run tactics successfully? Or what would be the tactics the rebels would use?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re assuming the military would take part. If there was open rebellion in the US, it would probably cause a fracture in every branch of the military. The ones who leave would likely take up arms with the rebels, bringing their strategic and tactical expertise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘It beggars belief’: Ministry of Defence(MoD) sources warn Palantir’s role at heart of government is a threat to UK’s security⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s not like they can claim they didn’t know. Guy’s been ranting about the Antichrist all over the planet for long enough for word to get out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘It beggars belief’: Ministry of Defence(MoD) sources warn Palantir’s role at heart of government is a threat to UK’s security⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People in power making dangerous decisions about things they don’t understand. Recipe for a Good Time. For someone, anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the cake. For most cake, either will do, but I prefer a fork. For tres leches ice cream cake, or similar cakes, spoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey guys I'm home⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: draft dodgers will be sent to El Salvador and lose their US citizenship. SCOTUS will OK this b/c if you’re unwilling to “defend” the US, you don’t deserve citizenship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China: ‘The state is using generative AI to engineer reality through informational gaslighting’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this more that China has added AI to their pre-existing efforts as dictating reality to their citizens. Most of this is nothing new.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But Alex, we just met! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't flattered though. Middle America would never understand.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And eat nothing but beans, broccoli, & cauliflower the day before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To demand shrubberies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨By bullying Anthropic, the Pentagon is violating the First Amendment. Here’s why.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The right to free speech under The Idiot’s regime is fraught at best. Basically subject to his whims.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you bought your dial-up internet from your local newspaper, there’s a pretty good chance I was doing tech support for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine was somewhere in the 2 millions. I probably still have it saved somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The current state of affairs in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kentucky bourbon and other alcohol exports to Canada drop by 63% year after Trump imposed steep tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After recently seeing how the majority of that state feels about The Idiot’s job performance, I have only one thing to say to this:

  Good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China tests world's first megawatt-class flying wind turbine⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “M” as in “Mancy!” 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Timely. I have a feeling armed citizens might be necessary soon in at least one country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Is Destroying Grocery Supply Chains⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was at a Bojangles earlier this year and they had an AI doing their drive thru. I was trying to order a meal, but didn’t want a drink. That confused the heck out of the AI. It kept trying to force a drink in me. Gave up and walked into the store. Guy behind the counter was smiling and said something like, “we can hear what you’re saying to it. Next time just pull around. We got you.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨K.I.S.S.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thought it was shit. For sure, it was the weakest of the three by a pretty good measure, but it does end the story decently enough. Plus, considering the success of the first two, there was nowhere to go but down with the third one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you had any doubts that Know-Your-Customer laws were evil, here is one very good reason: personal data of 1 BILLION people just leaked.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also an execution problem.

  There absolutely is. Way too many of these fuckers are still breathing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heaper, new tools to organize docs, photos [YouTube]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I can tell, notes are stored in the DB, but can be exported as JSON, or I think markdown. It sure about markdown. I’ve only been able to export JSON, and it didn’t include the image I had embedded in the note. Whatever isn’t a note (images, movies, pdf, doc, etc.) is stored on the file system in a directory structure that files them under heap -> asset checksum. Thumbnails are included there if applicable. In that regard, it kind of forces you to use its folder structure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heaper, new tools to organize docs, photos [YouTube]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some notes:

  • This can be self-hosted. My working compose.yml is below
  • Free until August, and he has a discord for feedback, but I can’t find the invite. It was in the live-stream he did.
  • He said in the stream that he’s open to open sourcing the project. Just not there yet.
  • He admits the licensing is a little confusing. He stressed that self-hosting does not have a storage or block limit. Also, self-hosting is possible with all licenses (I think).
  • Supports macOS, Linux, Windows, iOS, and Android (in beta I think)

  My compose file:

  services:
    heaper-postgres:
      image: ghcr.io/janlunge/heaper-postgres:latest
      container_name: heaper-postgres
      environment:
        POSTGRES_USER: $POSTGRES_USER
        POSTGRES_PASSWORD: $POSTGRES_PASSWORD
        POSTGRES_DB: $POSTGRES_DB
      ports:
        - "5432:5432"
      volumes:
        - /path/to/heaper/postgres:/var/lib/postgresql/data
      networks:
        - heaper
      healthcheck:
        test: ["CMD-SHELL", "pg_isready -U heaper -d heaper || exit 1"]
        interval: 10s
        timeout: 5s
        retries: 5
        start_period: 20s
  
    heaper:
      image: ghcr.io/janlunge/heaper:latest
      container_name: heaper
      platform: linux/amd64
      environment:
        HOSTNAME: heaper.caruthers.us
        ENABLE_INTERNAL_POSTGRES: "false"
        DB_HOST: heaper-postgres:5432
        DB_USER: $POSTGRES_USER
        DB_PASS: $POSTGRES_PASSWORD
        DB_NAME: $POSTGRES_DB
      ports:
        - "3000:443"
        - "4499:80"
      volumes:
        - /path/to/heaper/config:/usr/src/app/config
        - /path/to/heaper/thumbnails:/mnt/thumbnails
        - /path/to/heaper/storage:/mnt/storage
      networks:
        - heaper
      depends_on:
        heaper-postgres:
          condition: service_healthy
      healthcheck:
        # Docs show example health probes; adjust host/port if your container differs.
        test: ["CMD-SHELL", "curl -fsS http://localhost:8080/api >/dev/null || exit 1"]
        interval: 15s
        timeout: 5s
        retries: 5
        start_period: 30s
  
  networks:
    heaper:
      name: heaper
  

  I have the DB, config, and thumbnails on local NVME, and storage on NFS-mounted NAS. Working fine so far.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He should abstine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Great, now I can imagine the prompt, “make an image of Trump with trademark neck vagina and Rambo’s body…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He should abstine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know how I know this isn’t AI?

  Neck vagina.