simplejack

@simplejack@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨San Francisco crypto founder faked his own death⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake money, fake death, real douche.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation markers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, you can do it, but if you have steak that feels like jerky after 30 min in the over, you just likely just created overcooked steak.

  Oven jerky takes many hours and you should occasionally open and remove the escaping moisture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation markers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, most of the oven recipes I’m familiar with are several hours at fairly low heat. You’re trying to dehydrate the meat, not bake it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation markers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only 30min?

  You sure you’re not just eating poorly cooked steak?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t Reddit. We understand what you were saying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Benedict was more Emperor than Senator though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After an Arizona man was shot, an AI video of him addresses his killer in court⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at the downvotes, remember upvoting an article ≠ an endorsement of the shitty technology being discussed in the article.

  We shit on the technology in the comment, and upvote it so more of us can read about it and shit on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Alive people drink it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google won't bring new Nest Thermostats to Europe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think most of the “requirements” they’re referring to are the technical ones, not governmental.

  North America’s residential HVAC landscape is pretty simply and dumb compared to a lot of what is happening in Europe. Dumb forced central air systems dominate residential HVAC.

  It sounds like they don’t like developing for all the weird hardware configurations that appear in Europe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like nuked food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Swimming lessons at Costco.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad: “boiled hotdogs in store-brand white bread are what the real athletes eat.”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slate, a no-nonsense EV pickup for $20k⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It has a camera on the tailgate and the instrument cluster is a display.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slate, a no-nonsense EV pickup for $20k⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aside from being backed by Bezos, this seems like Lemmy the car. Under 20K, an EV, no stupid touch screen, designed to be repaired and modded, and even crank windows.

  I bet the catch is the range or charge speed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Circle of iLife⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, people always mock up these Apple patents. It’s practically guaranteed to happen when Apple files anything interesting or weird. Someone will model what they think the final product looks like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Circle of iLife⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The rendering is, but the patent isn’t.

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Circle of iLife⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple patents all sorts of weird shit. 99% of it never gets made. They just want the money from patent litigation and licensing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intel to Announce Plans This Week to Cut More Than 20% of Staff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, Intel has been up shit creek for a while now. No one big wants to use Intel’s fabs because they’re afraid that Intel’s design team will copy their homework.

  Vertical integration has fucked Intel. TSMC’s fabs get all the important contracts from Nvidia, Apple, etc. And the massive client volume allows them to accelerate the evolution of their fab tech.

  Intel needs to break their chip design business and fab into two separate businesses, otherwise it’s a continuation of the death march.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A New Form of Verification on Bluesky⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They do. That said, now that it’s really easy to mask whois data, I would argue that’s a less than perfect solution.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China scientists develop flash memory 10,000× faster than current tech⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone doing research on China is a chiologist.

  Same as someone doing research on biology is a biologist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's That Pokémon?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Greg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI is building a social network⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not available to the public

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google is excited about money!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would be interesting if you could control daily and weekly spending limits or have authorized retailers in-app, but you can’t.

  This doesn’t actually solve a problem for users.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI is building a social network⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Question is, do I downvote the crappy product because I hate it, or do I upvote it so other people can learn about it and hate it with me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ran out of toilet paper⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude. It’s 3 sea shells, not 1 tortoise shell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Betty Bean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elevated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t spell butter without butt.