simplejack
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- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 details: Screen size, controllers, storage, microphone chat and games 1 day ago:
Fun fact, if you adjust for inflation, this machine is only $52 more than the original switch was at launch.
This is basically the originally pricing, adjusted for inflation + Trump’s 20% Chinese manufacturing tariff.
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 details: Screen size, controllers, storage, microphone chat and games 1 day ago:
Looks like we’re seeing the impact of inflation + tariffs.
The OG Switch was $300 in 2017. This console would be about $350 if you adjusted for inflation.
- Comment on Elon Musk sells X to his own xAI for $33 billion in all-stock deal 5 days ago:
Trust me, he’s not. He’s just trying to amass more wealth.
- Comment on Judge dismisses Samsung’s smart ring lawsuit against Oura 6 days ago:
In its suit, Samsung alleged that Oura had a history of filing patent suits against competitors like Ultrahuman, RingConn, and Circular for “features common to virtually all smart rings,” such as sensors, batteries, and common health metrics.
The problem is the features, it’s that Samsung is copying the very concept of a smart ring. Oura was the first company to make and patent biometric smart rings. So, yeah, if you make a biometric smart ring without paying them, you’re getting sued. That’s how patents work.
For the past 30 years, Samsung’s consumer product development strategy has been 75% “copy the competitors, then pay lawyers to fight it out.”
- Comment on Split Keyboards Are Superior And The Reason I’m The Writer I Am Today. 1 week ago:
You will encounter this man at work.
They will ask for your help with something on their workstation, and it would be faster for you to drive with them watching over your shoulder, but this cryptic thing is their keyboard.
Instead, you will be forced to sit behind them like Patrick Swayze guiding Demi Moore at a throwing wheel. You will eventually take your shirt off, launch Unchained Melody in Spotify, then slowly guide them through a system setting panel.
You will notice how soft their hands feel. The hyper-ergonomic keyboard has allowed their fingers to move with minimal effort, allowing the skin to remain as supple, smooth - almost unused.
You will ask yourself, “Is he right?” How could a keyboard be so aggressive and wrong, and yet, support something so gentile.
You try to deny the feeling. Your friends and family will mock you like your uncle Dvorak. Maybe you start with a trackball and see if being naughty feels right.
- Comment on Samsung CEO Han Jong-hee Passes Away At 63 1 week ago:
Probably not the worst idea if you’ve been diagnosed with heart disease.
- Comment on Samsung CEO Han Jong-hee Passes Away At 63 1 week ago:
Samsung’s just copying Apple yet again.
- Comment on 7th-inning stretch 1 week ago:
This guy Californias
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 week ago:
Someone do this, but with vibrators.
- Comment on GM blocks dealership from installing Apple CarPlay retrofit kits in EVs 1 week ago:
Some of the newer auto manufacturers do that. Telsa, Rivian, etc. Those companies all have good in-house software developers. Almost everyone else farms this stuff out, which is why it’s never updated.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 week ago:
I used the mold.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 week ago:
Walter Brimley from the accounts payable department was only pre-diabetic before he died.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 week ago:
Betty Crocker Rainbow Chip.
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected. 1 week ago:
Like diabetes
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- Comment on Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek 1 week ago:
This guy clamps
- Comment on John Giannandrea out as Siri chief, Apple Vision Pro lead in 1 week ago:
Or it’s just the classic Apple “launch some weird shit with a cool interaction model or form factor, but we don’t really know how people will -actually- use this.”
AppleTV, AppleWatch, Firewire iPod, HomePod, etc. They kick it out, people complain about it, Apple learns the users who adopted it, then they focus the feature set when they better understand the market fit.
IMHO, it seems like that’s the play here. Heck, they even started with the “pro” during the initial launch, which gives them a very obvious off ramp for a cheaper / more focused non-pro product.
- Comment on John Giannandrea out as Siri chief, Apple Vision Pro lead in 1 week ago:
At least one of those guys is able to ship a product that does what it was advertised to do.
The problem with the Vision Pro is that no one wants to pay $4000 for what it does.
- Comment on John Giannandrea out as Siri chief, Apple Vision Pro lead in 1 week ago:
The Vision Pro is a cool solution in search of a user need.
Voice control is a user need that Apple struggles to deliver solutions for.
- Comment on John Giannandrea out as Siri chief, Apple Vision Pro lead in 1 week ago:
Apple’s big problem is that Apple intelligence’s two most interesting features, contextual awareness + Siri finally having deep integration, never got reliable enough to get into public or developer beta this year.
That was the thing everyone wanted, but they basically only got LLM summaries / drafting, and image generators. They got the stuff that is easy to make.
- Comment on John Giannandrea out as Siri chief, Apple Vision Pro lead in 1 week ago:
I think enterprise needs will ensure that people develops solutions to this.
Companies can’t have their data creeping out into the public, or even creeping out into other parts of the org. If you’re customer, roadmap, or HR data got into the wrong hands, that could be a disaster.
Apple, Google, and Microsoft will never get AI into the workplace is AI is sharing confidential enterprise data outside of an organization. And all of these tech companies desperately want their tools to be used in enterprises.
- Comment on John Giannandrea out as Siri chief, Apple Vision Pro lead in 1 week ago:
Yeah, it a lot of those studies are about stupid stuff like an LLM in-app to look at grammar, or a diffusion model to throw stupid clip art into things. No one gives a shit about that stuff. You can easily just cut and paste from OpenAI’s experience, and get access to more tools there.
That said, being able to ask an OS to look at one local vectorized DB of texts, images, documents, recognize context, then compose and complete tasks based upon that context. That shit is fucking cool.
That said, a lot of people haven’t experienced that yet, so when they get asked about “AI,” their responses are framed with what they’ve experienced.
It’s the “faster horse” analogy. People that don’t know about cars, busses, and trains will ask for a faster horse when you ask them to envision a faster mode of transport.
- Comment on Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek 1 week ago:
If you’re dumb, and you can get $15-17k from selling an existing vehicle, you can get a 3 year lease down to delta of $500-$600.
Telsa was pushing leases pretty hard because a lot of EV incentives are lease-only. I’ll bet they duped a lot of people into putting a shitload down for a lease.
- Comment on Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek 1 week ago:
To be fair, Rivian is selling as many trucks as they can produce. Rivian could sell more vehicles if they had the line capacity.
Tesla is an older company with more mature manufacturing lines, and they can make more Trucks, but no one wants them.
- Comment on John Giannandrea out as Siri chief, Apple Vision Pro lead in 1 week ago:
Why can’t it work?
I work on AI systems that integrate into other apps and make contextual requests. That’s the big feature that Apple hasn’t launched, and it’s very much a problem that others have solved before.
- Comment on Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek 1 week ago:
The new models are being fixed by “nut clamping”
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- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 3 weeks ago:
Looks like OP never bought a bidet during the great pandemic TP shortage.
- Comment on I was short of cash so I taught my dog how to do landscaping jobs. I let him keep 10% for himself 3 weeks ago:
Eww, a reddit link.
