simplejack

@simplejack@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says he plans to put a 100% tariff on computer chips, likely pushing up cost of electronics⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  But, everything is computer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hehe 👉👈⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello darkness, my old friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hehe 👉👈⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this person with all their fancy electric lights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one of these?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Got one as a gift for Christmas in the early 00’s.

  It generally worked, but you needed to be pretty loud, and things could accidentally trigger it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wheel mugs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a Dundee in the background?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wheel mugs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yellow tires it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT users shocked to learn their chats were in Google search results⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When it’s used correctly, it should be adding a little extra color or context that’s big critical for most users, but will be helpful to a certain segment.

  Or it’s bullshit that you -know- the user doesn’t care about, but it’s needed to make some person or department happy.

  Or it’s a dark pattern.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT users shocked to learn their chats were in Google search results⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Make this chat discoverable.’ Beneath that, in smaller, lighter text, was a caveat explaining that the chat could then appear in search engine results."

  UX designer here. People don’t read the little gray supporting text. “Search Engine” should’ve been in the headline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Birthday Gift⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A condom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you believe all those wildfires in [your country here]?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like that is mostly written in JPEG

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand cranked and twisted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No quail either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laptop dreams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The desk clutter for this setup makes my eye twitch. I’d rather have 1 or 2 cords connected and a dock tucked away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jerkin' sneakers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeffrey Toobin: why not both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women Dating Safety App 'Tea' Breached, Users' IDs Posted to 4chan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hungry data privacy lawyers when they learned about Tea this week:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The heroes we had as kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was 5 in the 80’s, I was an idiot.

  I thought Hulk was awesome. I also thought I could fly if I made enough paper fans and jumped off a high enough deck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He'll realize one day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks more like Jim when Micheal Scott does something embarrassing

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women are anonymously spilling tea about men in their cities on viral app⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone saw that Black Mirror episode and said “Let’s make that for real.”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I gots to find me one of those jobs. My wife and I are in middle management and are more like 10-12 hour days, 5 to 6 days a week. I’m not a fan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not just kind, it's kinder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s German?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI’s Sam Altman warns of AI voice fraud crisis in banking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually really annoyed I can’t do two factor

  2 Factor 2 Furious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shamone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see Janet Jackson on the left

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone is welcome⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That pig carries the whole squad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux Reaches 5% Desktop Market Share In USA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are is that stat counter splitting Macs into OS X and macOS

  It’s the same OS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  White parents: you ca be whatever you want to be. Go to school and explore!

  Asian parents: don’t listen to Shane. Shane is going to be living with his parents until he’s 40.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Him and Elon were cybering, calling it now...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cool. They’re only 6 days old.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  28 plantains

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pentagon to start using Grok as part of a $200 million contract with Elon Musk's xAI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Build your smile⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This community generally frowns upon AI slop shitposts.