simplejack

@simplejack@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux Reaches 5% Desktop Market Share In USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are is that stat counter splitting Macs into OS X and macOS

  It’s the same OS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  White parents: you ca be whatever you want to be. Go to school and explore!

  Asian parents: don’t listen to Shane. Shane is going to be living with his parents until he’s 40.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Him and Elon were cybering, calling it now...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cool. They’re only 6 days old.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  28 plantains

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pentagon to start using Grok as part of a $200 million contract with Elon Musk's xAI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Build your smile⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This community generally frowns upon AI slop shitposts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Devastatingly incoherent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists make game-changing breakthrough that could slash costs of solar panels: 'Has the potential to contribute to the energy transition'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  More expensive and less efficient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists make game-changing breakthrough that could slash costs of solar panels: 'Has the potential to contribute to the energy transition'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember gang, stuff like this means 10-15 years before you see it in market.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning to sovcit vanifestos, and only sovcit vanifestos.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I kind of get it. I used to own an mk4 Jetta, and it almost drove me crazy. That car was an unreliable piece of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The exercise conservatives don't want you to know about!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nordic track gender fluidity pull instructions (for women)

  Step 1: Pull

  Step 2: Now you’re a man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exclusive: Evidence of cell phone surveillance detected at anti-ICE protest⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you have to make a call or text, use something encrypted.

  Also voice over data sounds better anyway. Traditional phone calls sound like shit. Treat yo self.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING: X CEO Linda Yaccarino Steps Down One Day After Elon Musk’s Grok AI Bot Went Full Hitler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like the common use cases are:

  1. you’re MAGA nut
  2. you’re not a MAGA nut, but you want to see what the loonies are talking about
  3. You’re a marketer or influencer and you know MAGA nuts also buy shit
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨R.I.P Bob⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope he has a nice rest tonight. Sleep well Bob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING: X CEO Linda Yaccarino Steps Down One Day After Elon Musk’s Grok AI Bot Went Full Hitler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She peaced out 3 months after 2 years. I wonder if she had shit that paid out on her anniversary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perspective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bottom. Wear marks from foot traffic + if that were the top. those mattresses would tip backwards unless someone was holding them in place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perspective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or sconce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just page me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worth a try.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stumping happening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody poops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey now. The world really is rolling us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Robotaxi Freaks Out and Drives into Oncoming Traffic on First Day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather have a car that drives better than a typical cabby or uber driver.

  Waymo has arguably been there for a while now. I’ll Uber outside of their coverage area, and take the autonomous car with in it. Every other Uber driver in my area is making late lane choices, tailgating, cutting people off, talking to me about how the world works, etc. The Waymos don’t do any of that shit.

  Having experienced FSD, I can honestly say, Waymo’s LiDAR system is way better. It doesn’t do this terrifying shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The moist maker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wife received this txt from her mom with no context⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it seems to be mocking Trump

  You might be on to something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Future aspirations⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe it. If you look at the image, it’s says it happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a moist choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innocent light bulb⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You misspelled incandescent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The New Digg’s Plan to Use AI for Community Moderation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The domain was owned by a company that was using it for Gawker-like blog spam for several years, but Rose just bought the domain back 2 months ago and they’re getting ready to relaunch.