simplejack
@simplejack@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just like in the movies. 1 day ago:
- Comment on We need more signs like this posted everywhere 2 days ago:
I’m just kind of surprised how many people just look straight ahead, and don’t even glance at the 4000lb thing barreling down at them.
Too many people trust that drivers are going to stop. And drivers are terrible.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Is that supposed to be CK? His face is way too proportional.
- Comment on Where is this located? Asking for a friend... 3 days ago:
Is the Y also supposed to be used? Or is this a Hillary Swank merch store?
- Comment on It's finally here! 4 days ago:
For playing the brown note.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 6 days ago:
He did a died
- Comment on Gonna be late 6 days ago:
Mom, is that you?
Dad and I have been waiting in the car for 20 minutes.
- Comment on Larry Ellison overtakes Elon Musk as world’s richest person 1 week ago:
Larry’s hair situation is almost as weird as Trump’s.
- Comment on better than most I know in Florida 1 week ago:
Don’t worry scro
- Comment on ... 1 week ago:
Bruh. Drink more water.
- Comment on Cinderella's Millennium Falcon 1 week ago:
Also:
- Comment on What do we say in tough situations? 1 week ago:
“Because I refuse to raise the stakes for the white folks at the top of the call sheet by killing a marginalized person. It’s a tired trope, and Curtis is going to get it after you and Jennifer.”
- Comment on The time has come! 1 week ago:
How are so many people confused in this thread?
Did y’all grow up with cold cubes or something?
- Comment on He comin' 1 week ago:
I believe Kevin Smith is actually making this
- Comment on All I Want for Christmas Is You 1 week ago:
She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase
- Comment on Damn things are a SCAM! 1 week ago:
When you wanted Jungkook, but got another Jin
- Comment on ISO 26300 1 week ago:
Nick Offerman after getting Jumanji’ed
- Comment on why 1 week ago:
Parquet wood floors, for when you poop so good you want to dance.
- Comment on PSA 1 week ago:
Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.
- Comment on Lots to unpack ha ha! 1 week ago:
To be fair, if you’ve ever driven an hour out of Huntsville to little Moulton, you probably wouldn’t be terribly surprised if you saw a tweaker on a bike with a raccoon.
- Comment on Lots to unpack ha ha! 1 week ago:
- Comment on Age check 1 week ago:
You know it’s the 90’s because his pog collection is on display.
- Comment on The Balance of Terror 1 week ago:
King of forwards
- Comment on I always thought that the airbags are in the steering wheel 1 week ago:
But thinking for oneself is just so hard. Let me check my guide book to see if I should find this funny or not.
- Comment on Now that's inventive 1 week ago:
A couple years ago someone uncovered that these clickbate life hack vids were often coming out of Russia and were funneling ad revenue money into to disinformation machines.
- Comment on Adventure! 1 week ago:
Ubers have officially devolved into the gross / dangerous Taxis that they replaced.
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg, the Lawyer, Is Suing Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO 1 week ago:
Everything was fine until that no talent ass clown started making social media sites.
- Comment on MIT Study Finds AI Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline 2 weeks ago:
Don’t worry scro
- Comment on No brainer 2 weeks ago:
Not when I’m through with it.
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