What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
You couldn’t torture that out of me.
Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
Submitted 6 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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LorIps@lemmy.world 6 months ago
madjo@feddit.nl 6 months ago
And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fun idea, but in reality while there was some descrepency, more than 50 percent of white women in the US are MAGAts.
I think the descrepency is bigger when you look at younger people, though its actually starting to reverse somewhat.
bigfondue@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not even MAGAs want to date MAGAs is the thing
benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
So is it gay to masturbate? I mean, you’re not impregnating a woman, are you?
mysticalone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No but you’re touching a dude and that’s gay
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Lol that was pretty good
spykee@lemmings.world 6 months ago
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnsonCileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
You said dick three times in your letter. Anyone who uses the word dick is gay.
shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So, it turns out he didnt say that. Well, not exactly. He did say that “gay sex” was anything that wasnt about “making babies”, but he wasnt saying dont give your wife an orgasm. He was talking about having sex just to get an orgasm being materialistic.
Still a massive fucking idiot, but he did not say whats said here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6uydPCX8Q<<< What he actually said… A YEAR AGO!
The greater point seems to be about being against women being on birth control. I dont know, as I couldnt stand listening to him talk for very long.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.
Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah, the culture wars are just so annoying. So many people talking memes as gospel truth. Its like seeing a picture of Yoda next to the quote “Live long and prosper” and thinking it must be a star wars quote.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That works out to the same thing. He thinks sex with his wife is gay.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No, he thinks that having sex for any other reason than making babies is gay sex. Not specifically giving his wife an orgasm.
zen@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Yeah I’m really not seeing the difference. Maybe someone can explain it to me.
Hawanja@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fellas, is it gay to breathe?
MTZ@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Extremely. C’mon, we are going directly to the gulag.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The air has oxygenated a penis at one point. Begone you queer air
mech@feddit.org 6 months ago
If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
[deleted]ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
BanMe@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Only if her penis is inside you when you cum.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s amazingly gay, were very happy when we cum together.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis 🙄
BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 6 months ago
What’s the woman’s name? I suspect she is a beard.
kent_eh@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
This is your brain on MAGA
trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 6 months ago
sounds like a potency problem.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I really hope that his wife gets and orgasm so amazing that it turns their baby black.
incompetent@programming.dev 6 months ago
WTF LOL!!
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You guys are misinterpreting this. He’s not far off the mark since the only time she has had an orgasm with him was that one time he gave in and let her use the strap-on.
dwzap@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains. Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
If it keeps these people from breeding, then there’s your silver lining.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 6 months ago
implying ephebophilia isn’t bad
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
people who care about the difference between ephebophilia and pedophilia are the kind of people who deserve being called pedos.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe that all MAGAs are douchebags, but his stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm.So, like, once a year, tops.
robocall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But he can get her off without his dick if he wanted
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.
This isn’t Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson’s prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you’ll find similar sentiments and commentary.
Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay
Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.
raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia
That falls under the “Very Rich Guy’s Addendum” to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you’re rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the rules apply.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
There have been a number of religious secs that believed pleasure during sex was sinful. The Shakers forbade sex altogether, thus, no more Shakers. Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure. A blanket strung down the middle of the bed with a hole in it.
Unlocking_Freedom@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is the “wife” a chick with a dick?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
I assume he doesn’t wipe for the same reasons.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 months ago
He says he won’t do it to cover up the fact he can’t do it due to being poorly skilled at sex.
pornpornporn@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
You’re being way too generous with him if you assume that
- he’s self aware about his (lack of) sex skills
- he actually cares about pleasing women
Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sounds like an excuse not to have sex. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.
untorquer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Something about Grindr statistics and RNC conventions…
angrystego@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Or an excuse to have sex with her even if she doesn’t want to/doesn’t like it.
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 months ago
And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Girls don’t hate their guts. Conservative women recognize this as virtue signaling and respond with the TradWife Pageantry in kind. These kinds of statements are purely performative. If you’ve grown up in these communities, you know that what you say in public (especially on TV) is totally different from what you do at home and behind closed doors.
There’s an old joke popular out in Utah. “How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite over a second Mormon.”
When you’re first introduced to the culture, its hard to realize that everyone is lying constantly. But the longer you live in the miasma of deceit and bullshittery, the easier it is to recognize that nothing these people say is for anything other than appearances. You should know better than to believe them. They don’t really expect you to believe them (and periodically express frustration when you can’t catch a fucking hint and play along). And so long as everything you’re up to remains sub rosa, nobody wants to check.
untorquer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If you care to last longer than 23.4 seconds you might be able to rearrange them in a way they like better.
Skyrocket0006@feddit.nl 6 months ago
But do all girls hate their guts or are there enough who share the idea for some reason? He has a wife after all
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It aint limited to girls, bro beans. Anyone who isnt a fucking idiot hates their guts.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No they don’t. They don’t wonder about anything at all, let alone what women think.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They perceive any act in service to anybody but themselves as weakness. People say they’re like this because they’re afraid of being seen as feminine and that may be true for some but I think many others just want to live in a world where they have no accountability and can take whatever they want while being praised by the people around them for the scraps they leave behind.
ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
What a way to tell on yourself there dude.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
He gay
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 months ago
The look on her face
MTZ@lemmy.world 6 months ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 months ago
record scratch
you’re probably wondering how I got here.
it’s a long story and involves one mediocre night of sex and a whole lifetime of poor choices.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
snooggums@piefed.world 6 months ago
I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.
Yes.
jali67@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Imagine being a woman and being a Republican
MTZ@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s an urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Conservatives get ZERO pussy
Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.
At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.
arin@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Her clit bigger than his dick
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And they seriously fucking wonder why women don’t want to date them? Are they serious?..??
Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Guys is fucking your wife and pulling out gay?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 months ago
In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Doubt this man is giving anyone an orgasm lol