Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis 🙄

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• benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So is it gay to masturbate? I mean, you’re not impregnating a woman, are you?

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  • mysticalone@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    No but you’re touching a dude and that’s gay

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this 🫴 …🦋 bisexuality in the closet?

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What kind of bisexual only wants to pleasure their partner once per year?

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• maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He has massive closet energy

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  • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They have the gay and are constantly running from it.

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.

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• cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Venn with the Taliban is growing.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Y’all-Qaeda

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• kent_eh@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is your brain on MAGA

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The look on her face

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      record scratch

      you’re probably wondering how I got here.

      it’s a long story and involves one mediocre night of sex and a whole lifetime of poor choices.

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• LorIps@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You couldn’t torture that out of me.

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And they seriously fucking wonder why women don’t want to date them? Are they serious?..??

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• BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They perceive any act in service to anybody but themselves as weakness. People say they’re like this because they’re afraid of being seen as feminine and that may be true for some but I think many others just want to live in a world where they have no accountability and can take whatever they want while being praised by the people around them for the scraps they leave behind.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hats indoors is gayer.

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Curved brim, not straight.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He says he won’t do it to cover up the fact he can’t do it due to being poorly skilled at sex.

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  • pornpornporn@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re being way too generous with him if you assume that

    • he’s self aware about his (lack of) sex skills
    • he actually cares about pleasing women

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Her: I’m gonna listen to the village people full blast in the bedroom. Don’t disturb me.

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• Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guys is fucking your wife and pulling out gay?

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• Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The funny part about this couple is she obviously wears the pants and commands the relationship. These two are weirdos.

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• Jinarched@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Skill issue

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• arin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Her clit bigger than his dick

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• trumpetmouth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sounds like a potency problem.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I assume he doesn’t wipe for the same reasons.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You guys are misinterpreting this. He’s not far off the mark since the only time she has had an orgasm with him was that one time he gave in and let her use the strap-on.

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• BaroqueInMind@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s the woman’s name? I suspect she is a beard.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Magots have a christian foundation, which had people wear a cloth with a hole for sex, in medieval times.

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• Hoimo@ani.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re all talking about this as if he’s gay, but he clearly says his wife is the one having orgasms during gay sex.

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s gaaaaaaaaay that’s why

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  See there’s a problem here. My philosophy is that she gets off. No matter how hard I work at it. However I can’t just go up and tell women this.

  I thought I couldn’t date hot women because of my appearance. So they’d never find out my philosophy.

  It actually turns out I can’t date hot women, especially hot women like this, because hot and intelligent are uncorrelated (not positively or negatively, just no correlation). This woman, in particular (assuming that’s his wife) is physically attractive, but given her choice of partner, is clearly unable to think. Why the fuck would I be sexually attracted to someone who can’t think.

  Which explains why I don’t even bother following up. The slightest hint of stupid makes them unattractive. So it’s not my appearance, is it. It’s something else that’s wrong with me.

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Look no offence but there’s certainly some arrogance in thinking that what you think of as “can’t think” or “[ability] to think” in any way correlates with reality, or is based on anything but shallow subjectivity.

    Every single day I give off so many “hints of stupid[ity]”, and it’s the people who subsequently put me in an idiot box in their head that I simply can’t stand. Honestly I couldn’t revile anyone more.

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Competence and intelligence are attractive, you aren’t elitist, that is so reasonable. Not saying there’s nothing wrong with you, I don’t know you. But wanting someone competent that you can talk to, that is a normal thing to need.

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, crealry this guy is some sort of an idiot despite his connection to MAGA. Second, I wonder if someone even tried to explain to him something and he ignored or no one even bothered to do so?

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, crealry this guy is some sort of a fool despite his connection to MAGA.

    Despite?

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    • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Unlocking_Freedom@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is the “wife” a chick with a dick?

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• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fair

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