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- Comment on Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading 9 hours ago:
Or “We’ve finally decided to listen to fans. We’re releasing a new Splinter Cell…addon for an always online single player game that no one likes…"
Fans: “We get to play as Sam Fisher again? Awesome!”
UBI:
- Comment on Pedobear Approved 1 day ago:
As best as I can remember, he started of life as ASCII art and was used to take the piss out of trolls and attention seekers.
4Chan later adopted the little bear as warning that someone was posting child porn on messaging boards. It was only ever intended to take the piss out of pedos.
Then enter, the police. Utter morons who didnt know what was going on, and so just assumed it was a pedo mascot and if you were seeing him, it was like an alert to come and get child abuse images. So began the war, with the internet saying it was satire and mocking of pedos, and the dumb as fuck police saying it was celebrating pedos.
The funniest thing that ever happened around pedobear, was some dumb as fuck journalist that published one of the memes on the front page of his newspaper. Some guy has created the image to take the piss of the design of the 2010 Olympic mascots. The journalist did a web search, found the image and printed it… It was hilarious.
ITs funny that people take pedobear seriously. The idea that the whole world was laughing at child abuse, and not that it was laughing at how ridiculous the idea of being a pedo is… Its just weird.
- Comment on Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading 1 day ago:
All you had to do was make good and fun games. How do you fuck THAT up??? Especially when you were already doing it.
And not to mention…
“Hey guys, what can we make that people really want?”
“I hear people all the time over the last decade asking for a new Splinter Cell game.”
“Yeah, ok, Brad. We’ll call that plan B… Every year with this asshole. Does anyone have any REAL ideas???”
Because fuck gamers, right, Ubi? Expedition 33 showed the world what current games makers can do when pricks in suits arent around to muddy the waters. The quicker UBI folds, and all that talent leaves to make something that they actually want to make the better.
- Comment on Pedobear Approved 1 day ago:
Dont be silly…
- Comment on Pedobear Approved 1 day ago:
- Comment on Pedobear Approved 1 day ago:
So its totally safe from pedobear then… lol
- Comment on Bum trumpet 2 days ago:
Thats not even the worst possible scenario…
- Comment on Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story 2 days ago:
Not because she’s hot,
So… shes hot then? lol Your choice of words betrays you lol.
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 4 days ago:
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 4 days ago:
I understand Japanese or Chinese, as their language looks like proper art. But English? Its so fugly.
I mean, look at this shit “みず”. Thats proper art shit, and it just says “water”.
If anyone is looking for a new lower back tattoo, this “部屋が臭くなるまで私をファックして” would be perfect…
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 5 days ago:
8 Therefore I want the men everywhere to pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or disputing. 9 I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, 10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God. 11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. 13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.
Timmy, old boy, I think you might have a point here… lol
Id say its important to remember that these are not the words of god. They are the words of men, who would use the idea of god to force their world views on to others. Kinda like reddit…
- Comment on 6 days ago:
www.youtube.com/shorts/c98qnyLLTPg
Apologies for the ear bleeding voice over. But it is a cool video showing an octopus opening a jar.
- Comment on "Nevertheless, the vaginal sounds that were sent will have reached Epsilon Eridani in 1996 and Tau Ceti in 1998. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect." 1 week ago:
So youre telling me that Aliens think that Barbie is anatomically correct… Jesus christ, we really are fucking weird when it comes to chicks.
- Comment on Law 1 week ago:
What the fuck kind of name is Chescaleigh? Sounds like how someone with a speech issue might answer when asked what kind of cough syrup they need…
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
lol, says the fart sniffer looking down his nose at people for using windows. Dont worry, little incel. Some day you’ll wake up, realise using linux doesnt make you better than anyone else and then, and only then, you’ll be able to get a woman to touch you. Until then, you just keep on dodging those showers like a frog does cars.
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
You do realise that Im talking about YOU doing that, right? This me giving it BACK to you. And oh look, none of you like it. Funny how that works, aint it? Now, why dont you “fuck all the way off”.
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
The anger isnt at OS choice, its at snobs, trying to make other people feel small for their OS choice. Cant you read?
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
I dont give a fuck where I am, you start looking down your nose at people, Im gonna fucking say something. Snobby twats deserve every slap they get. As for using linux, use whatever works for you. Just dont start treating other people like shit just because they dont do the same thing you do. “I dont understand people who still use windows…” Cool, no one gives a fuck what you do or dont understand. I dont understand why you piss about with different linux distros, but here we are, and you dont give a fuck that I think that, right? And nor should you. You should just go about your day. Which is why I dont spend my time in windows forums moaning about linux users being snobs. I just get on with my day. And you lot should too. I know the console wars are over now, but fucks sake, lets not start PC vs linux wars now.
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
Perfectly. I have no issues. And its not really a hassle to click a button…
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
I cant lie, those Microsoft tech support “have you tried rebooting” gits are the worst. But outside of that, even on Reddit, you get actual help. With linux, I see an ocean of “what a fucking newb” type shit. Even in here, everyone sucking their own cock because they dont use windows anymore. And if you do, well, you must be a pleb. Like people cant just use what works for them, and leave it at that.
And whats funny, is that everyone using linux is still having issues. They say its amazing, then harp on about not being able to play games and the solution is more often than not “have you tried installing this other distro???” Which is about as helpful as “have you tried turning it off and on again?”.
Everyone uses whatever works for them. Windows, MacOS, linux, whatever. And that should be fine. Instead, its become some kind of dog shit console war. PC users looking down their noses at console users, console users looking down their nose at mobile users, ISO users looking down their nose at Android users, Android users looking down their nose at IOS users, linux users looking down their nose anyone that isnt using linux. And even then, “Why you still using Mint, mate? Dont you know its better to use OSpop for gaming???” Its this never ending hole of cunts all shitting all over everyone else. If only we could just enjoy what we are doing and shut the fuck up.
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
Yes, please do. No one cares that you use linux. Its not a personality trait, and it doenst make you “cool”.
- Comment on Linux gamers on Steam finally cross over the 3% mark 1 week ago:
Never had any of these problems on windows. I kinda wonder what it is that you are all doing that you having such problems?
www.grc.com/incontrol.htm <<<<< stops updates, unless you decide you want them.
github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat <<<<< blocks telemetry and gets ride of all the useless dogshit.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Ive been utterly sick of first person shooters for over 20 years. Any deviation from that is a win.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Trust gamers… in an online extraction shooter… lol U fukin wot, m8???
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 1 week ago:
Actually, as you can see from my figures, I put the fathers, uncles, brothers in the same category as the intimate partners - the home category.
I was assuming that family and partners/former partners would be at home and the friends, acquaintances and strangers would be met when they went out. You can take issue with that certainly, but I didn’t put her dad in the stranger category.
Ah, youre one of them…
Anyway, I think that we can agree that being alone with a man is perhaps where the risk lies for women, whether that’s at home or outside.
No, I dont think we can agree on that sexist statement. Being alone with a man is not automatically or inherently dangerous. The vast majority of men are safe, and sexual violence is committed by a small minority.
Around 2-10% of reported rapes, are found to be false. So, thats the number. But when talk about rape, we include non convictions when we talk about men and rape. I was once falsely accused of rape. I wasnt convicted because there was no evidence that I had done it. But I wasnt able to clear myself either, because how the fuck do you prove a negative??? My story, is one of those used to inflate the number of rapists out there. Because my story falls under “not convicted”. Do you see the problem? Sexism means that we account for those who were convicted as “rapists who got away”, but not “liars who didnt get caught”. So, with this in mind, is being alone with a woman is where men risk their freedom??? Of course not. That would be fucking stupid. Wouldnt it? Because basing my opinion of woman around what a minority of them do would be… whats that word again… Oh yes, sexism! And thats what you are pushing here. Sexism.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
Welcome to being gay in society just a short few years ago. We live in a world where Alan Turing was arrested, charged, and convicted of being homosexual and chemically castrated as a result.
I dont live in 1952, mate.
When AIDS was first ravaging the homosexual community, there was talk of just letting it run rampant as it was just killing ‘the gays’ not anyone important.
Theres always “talk” about everything. In 2015, a black dude tweeted “Kill all the white people”. Should white people be scared? In the 1980s, there was a lot of bigotry. Im not shocked that some people said dumb shit like this, or probably worse.
No one is talking about progress, we are talking about virtue signalling in 2025. Like I said, Adidas, coke, Kia, Mcdonalds, and the rest. All “LGBT FRIENDS!!!” when it suits them, and ONLY when it suits them. This isnt progress. Its popular thing, and its fucking boring. If you want to have a gay black James Bond. Thats fine. But the minute you start making it all about how horrible it is being gay and black, no one cares. Thats not what Bond is. Bond can be gay and he can be black. But he cant be a stereotype to find some need of cunts to “feel seen”. A black gay Bond, still needs to be James fucking Bond. Thats what people want to see. Some some mopey git trauma dumping on to the audience, they tune out. The want action, they want one liners, the want big explosions and hot chicks… A tough ask for a gay Bond, but you get the idea. This is what people hate. They dont hate LGBT people, they hate the insistence that LGBT people are only ever victims. This is why I point to Black Sails. Lead a gay man seeking revenge for the death of his lover. Its universal. Anyone can empathise with his motivations. The British killed his lover, and now hes going bring down the whole Empire as a pirate. What could be more awesome than that??? Ill tell you, nothing. Because the show is fucking awesome.
Why did everyone put their pro nouns in their twitter bios? It was understandable when it was people who werent what you would automatically assume that they were. So why did everyone who didnt deviate from their assumed pro nouns do it? Could be, because they all wanted to get in on “current thing”? And you know what else those people did? They attacked people who didnt put pro nouns in their bios. Like Gina Carano. A fucking moron who posted moron shit. And this gaggle of cave brained cunts had me siding with her, because no one, and I mean fucking no one, should be getting rape and death threats because they dont conform to the idea of what someone else thinks they should be or should be doing.
If someone is cunt, out them. I’ve just outed a bunch of companies. And you can too. No one needs to tell me they are kind of human beings. I just assume they are. And I sure as shit dont travel back 70 fucking years to say why we need to virtue signal today.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 2 weeks ago:
1.9 million rapes (CDC) 480,000 sexual assaults (ie not rape) (RAINN)
Not sure what it is that you arent getting here. Im making the distinction between being felt up and having a penis shoved in to you. Rape is sexual assault, but sexual assault is not rape. Just ask any man who has been forced to have sex against his will, and it not be considered rape.
Youre right, I misspoke. The 10% number is only among college women. It closer to 20-25% of all women. Still, doesnt really change the point, doest it? The men that pose the greatest threat to women, are not strangers. I dont know how youre fucking brain works, but strangers = people you dont know. Seeing you explain how the fuck fathers, uncles, brothers, are in the same category as strangers will be a fun fucking read.
0.6 to 0.7% over a womans life time(averaging 70 years). If you have a problem with that number, I suggest you take up with RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network). Its their number. In fact, all the numbers that you dont like, come from RAINN or the CDC. So you can take it up with them, but those are the average numbers.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 2 weeks ago:
It isnt, its the same.
“Get this because current popular thing!!!”
Thats it. Strip away the bullshit, and this is all you are left with. What youve described isnt what Im talking about. What Im talking about is the forced inclusion of all this shit. AI in your food app, AI in your Amazon app, AI in your banking app, AI in everything. Because its popular.
No company has to tell me that they are inclusive. I just assume that they hire the best person who applied for any given job. If that person was LGBT, I fully expect them to have given that person the job. If you have to tell me that you are, that means you werent. I dont have to tell you that I didnt kill anyone, do I? Just like you dont have to tell me that youve never raped anyone. We just assume that people are utter cunts, and go from there. So why does anyone need to tell me that they support human beings? Which is what LGBT people are. Human beings. Right?
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 2 weeks ago:
It’s less of a conspiracy and more that it didn’t even occur to society until pretty recently (in historical terms) that reproduction isn’t solely a woman’s responsibility
This is sexism. Its not true, as evidenced by the facts I gave to you that you obviously looked up to find out they were true, because you didnt push back on them. Things like this are why women are all terrified of men. Because people like you keep on pushing that narrative that men treat sex as something to do TO women, not WITH women.
Once again, just because SOME men are pricks, doesnt make it OK for you or others to tar “ALL MEN” with their actions.
Imagine what men might say about women, if we applied the actions of the few to the whole? What would we sound like? Incels… And we know what we all think about them, dont we…
