BarneyPiccolo

@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans don’t trust him at all. His own large, famous family hates him with a passion, every single one of them. He was thrust upon us by professional trolls who think it’s hilarious to watch people who actually care about their nation and it’s citizens get upset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine the farts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I see that photo, and dread peeling all those eggs. I’m done after two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only know that it helicopters in the opposite direction when you cross the equator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Dems need to make a major case out of PeeWee Himmler for the Midterms. Expose him, and add him to the list of horrors that we are running against.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh, a free DVD?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that what teenage horse girls have? Because I don’t want to hang with teenage girls. They’re mean, and I’m not MAGA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why Trump wants Greenland so bad. He sees it, and says “It’s big, I want it. Get it for me!” and gets all Veruca Salt about it.

  All because he doesn’t understand what a Mercator Projection is, on account of he beat up some nerd to do his homework that day, like every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I need a Mercator Projection in my pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨low beans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It takes Balls to drive in dense fog, or as we call them “Low Beans.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh, a free DVD?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I need a vaccination for Horse Mania?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Best take on this really dumb subject.

  We have real problems to deal with, quit with this nonsense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Typical. You react with a realistic response to his nonsense, so he attacks your character and your intelligence. You must be stupid for not buying into his super dumb idea.

  I’ll bet he’s a flat-earther, too, and you’re an idiot for not being able to understand how obvious it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outside during the US Capitol during the January 6, 2021 attack on the building⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When we take power back from the Pedophile Traitors, we should establish definitively that Trump stole the 2024 election, declare his presidency illegitimate, and roll back all legislation, EOs, policies, treaties, etc…

  ALL pardons should be declared invalid, and all prisoners ordered to report for the remainder of their sentences. Those who don’t show up, will be considered escapees, and 10 years with no parole or good behavior will be added to their sentence, no matter what the original sentence was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discover Michelangelo’s First Painting, Created When He Was Only 12 or 13 Years Old⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A few years ago, the Met had a Michelangelo exhibit, and displayed this painting. It’s fairly small, about the size of a standard sheet of paper, and the colors are so vibrant, it looks like it was painted yesterday. A really remarkable painting, especially for a kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At Davos, NVIDIA, Microsoft CEOs deny AI bubble⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, pop the bubble and watch these companies deflate instantly. Won’t bother me, my fortune isn’t tied up in bullshit because I believed my own propaganda. Maybe some of those psychopaths will solve their instant financial problems the old fashioned way, from the 100th floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At Davos, NVIDIA, Microsoft CEOs deny AI bubble⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every conman insists his bullshit is real. Honest!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At Davos, NVIDIA, Microsoft CEOs deny AI bubble⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These fucking nerds - Hey, Dipshit! Jedi mind tricks are not real! Your “These are not the AI Tech Bubbles you seek,” won’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Student Parking⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just read about a campus building a multilevel parking lot for students who live in their cars. They could build a residence hall, but why normalize structural living, when there is no way they could afford it with their student loans. Just preparing them for reality.

  Of course, the average new car price is over $50K, so cars aren’t going to be a viable living option for many, either. Perhaps they should set up a campground area on campus, for students who can only afford a tent?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Somebody above you is just going to steal your idea and get promoted for it, while you get fired so you you don’t blow their cover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Geez, CEO’s don’t need any more excuses to be lazier. They gonna farm out their pointing and ordering people to carry out underlings’ ideas, and throwing tantrums, to AI?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’m already there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Were not beating the AI hard enough! Apply the lash!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outstanding in her field: cow recorded using tool for first time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I watch a fair number of cow videos, and the main thing I’ve learned from them is that they are very curious. Do something weird near them, and they’ll all come over to check it out.

  Curiosity is the first step to thinking. Most of them are going to be pretty dumb, but there will always be a few, or at least one, who is going to be smarter than the others. They’re standing around doing nothing all day, is it so surprising that one of them with a few more brain cells finally figured out something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outstanding in her field: cow recorded using tool for first time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was it one of those tools from the Far Side cartoon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If WWIII broke out tomorrow do you honestly believe america would win?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They haven’t won a major armed conflict decisively, since WW2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hundreds of Millions of Audio Devices Need a Patch to Prevent Wireless Hacking and Tracking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Recording musicians use them for monitoring. Bluetooth has too much latency when you are trying to keep your groove in the pocket.

  I’m finding lots of great 10-15 yo used recording gear/tech that was originally $200+, going for cheap, like less than $50, because it doesn’t have Bluetooth, which you don’t want with recording gear anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough is enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had Verizon for years, and I’ve had TMobile for a couple of years, and they are equally shitty, but at least T-Mobile is half the price, and give me free streaming platforms, AND lots of discounts. Verizon acts like they’re doing you a favor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough is enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Take the $20, but fuck Verizon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When asked about his appearance in the abysmal Jaws 4, Michael Caine said he hadn’t seen the movie, but he saw the house he bought for his mom with the paycheck, and it’s beautiful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK a US passport card costs $30 and is definitive proof of citizenship. It fits in your wallet like a credit card.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reach for your wallet and get blasted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK a US passport card costs $30 and is definitive proof of citizenship. It fits in your wallet like a credit card.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ihre Papiere, bitte.”