robocall

@robocall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're young you better be reading this with a bunch of friends getting up in your space so they can laugh really close to your ears⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  5 people 1 phone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Please send us Americans your best “you don’t have healthcare but too many school shootings” memes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always a good time to invest in Raytheon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure Americans are gobbling up the media narrative of “Iran has nukes and the girls aren’t educated”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like M&M mcflurries and M&M cookies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only fits a mini M&M

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And if so, one or both?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me looking for some shitposts to share with you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean, “you people”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me looking for some shitposts to share with you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you found any beans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a good couple of years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved RIF and was addicted to Reddit. But they dumped me and I am scorned and will never forgive reddit! Fuck reddit and I hope it dies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'I thought I would die': Sole survivor from Air India plane crash speaks out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We all thought he would die too. Lucky dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen a goth girl in a while

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My boyfriend can do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Return to the hatchery from.where you were born to be ripped apart for meat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hummingbirds!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone’s going to pick 9, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robin Hood, Prince of memes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lurk/steal from reddit, only post on Lemmy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people like it uncut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re actually worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not playing the game right. You’re losing the game!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can trust me, bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m #1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard about people that just use meth or cocaine on special occasions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow that’s awesome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh from the bakery⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is the bird eating her shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does tea taste different when I drink it outside?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When you go outside with tea, I believe you are more nose blind.

  When I eat leftovers the day after, or go camping, food tastes better because I am nose blind to the flavors. My brain becomes alert to sudden flavors when I eat outside, and grows fatigued when I am cooking/preparing indoors.

  Read more on wikipedia Olfactory fatigue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why dont more people live in smaller communities , appart from economic opportunity (WFH is making it possible if not prefferable too)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The career opportunities for my partner’s career are basically only available in this region of our country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you eat shrimp shells when eating shrimp?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have been encouraged/peer pressured to eat shrimp with the tails on. I declined and ripped them off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?