Simulation6

@Simulation6@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Driving Teslas Are Fatally Striking Motorcyclists More Than Any Other Brand: New Analysis⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Claymore and trip wire?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China plans world’s first fusion-fission power plant⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a resonance cascade? Don’t see those every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My dad would use the term ‘blowing purple smoke up my ass’ to mean someone was lying to him or trying to scam him. Never understood that.
  Flash edit: Damn, it was the acupuncture of its day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  1 point. Never used a boombox. And yes, I have written a check at a store while people waited in line behind me. Their cold angry stares still haunt me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Replit CEO Amjad Masad says learning to code is a waste of time, citing Dario Amodei's prediction that AI may generate essentially all code by next year.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone has pointed out it would be lot easier for AI to replace a CEO then a developer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That is the mother load of all code bases. Probably still some COBOL if not mostly cobol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The carriage could be on a barge and is just being pulled by the horse. How is the horse getting traction? And why is that man using a cane on water! The small balloons could just be artistic license for the drawing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure how they are walking and not just splashing in place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kid, you have to bitten by a werecoyote to become one, not a regular coyote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Italy demands Google poison DNS under strict Piracy Shield law⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does Italy always seem to have these weird court rulings that sound detached from reality? Like suing geologists for not predicting when a volcano was going to erupt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Opening Lemmy in the morning and seeing dozens of unread comments in your inbox makes you think: what the heck did I say yesterday?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They discovered a new power source!
  Does it involve creating steam and generating power from that?
  Well, huh, never mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ten reasons to avoid Amazon | Ethical Consumer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, 8 reasons anyway. Only one I needed is Amazon is a shit company that will try to squeeze money out of you anyway they can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I found Nicole. Maybe she plans to play a doctor on TV?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They must have more incels then they know what to do with at this point. Must be the FBI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top 10 Anime of the Week #08 - Winter 2025 (Anime Corner)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is toilet bound that high? I only watched a couple episodes of S1 and it didn’t seem that good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just shoot me and save me the trouble⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried a brown noise generator? Not a fan, but works for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone remember this?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked at a company pre-internet that had an Arpanet connection. I started working there as a Cobol programmer and thought this was magic. I later got to set up a dial -up uucp network to customer sites. I think I still have some 300 baud rabbit ears I used to monitor systems from home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Designed by men, for men: Why sex with robots does not have appeal among women⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make robots look like bears or dolphins?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facepalm on multiple levels⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Based on his observed mental decline, I don’t think he will get to finish his current term.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong with this picture?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did they misspell smegma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A woman made her AI voice clone say “arse.” Then she got banned.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And of course, its all 4chans fault

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They haven't made too many family-friendly cartoons about an abusive husband in a toxic relationship since they stopped making The Flintstones.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t remember Fred or Barney being abusive. It was a clone of the Honeymooners, so they were not the brightest bulbs in the lamp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man does not live by bread alone.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you need to lose weight you can’t live with it either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Cybertruck Appears to Be More Deadly Than the Infamous Ford Pinto, According to a New Analysis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if Elon is a follower of Ayn Rand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Events are occurring!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can feeeel it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anybody make a shoot the evil CEO game yet? I would also accept that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Possibly the Greatest Alchemist of All Time • Izure Saikyou no Renkinjutsushi? - Episode 6 discussion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The girl being swallowed by a spider now has a friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No beans, only dogs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Bill proposed to jail people who download Deepseek⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure about the laws wording, but if it is open source just create a branch with a different name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Americans right now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No (though I would not put it past him), bird flu is coming.