Touching your wife is gay.
Only if you don’t get her pregnant.
Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 hours agoThe only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Is wiping your arse gay?
FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you’re touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you’re super gay.