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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The script is mysterious and important.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they considered Smith for DiCaprios role, like in Inception.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The script is mysterious and important.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank the lord!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American Foreign Policy⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no idea.
  That gif sat on my hard drive for 20 years.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classics⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists may have found the holy grail of quantum computing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that kind of a thing it needs to do to find the factorials of large numbers to break traditional encryption?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists may have found the holy grail of quantum computing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So…does this mean it will soon be able to multiply two-digit numbers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, you basically got the same experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ouch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The town I lived in in the US was literally called “Barnes”.
  The town center consisted of a shop called “Jim’s Bait”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Singing is just talking with more tone variations.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s actually not.
  People with a bad stutter can often sing fluently.
  And with enough training, you can sing like a native speaker without understanding any of the words.

  When you talk, you translate thoughts and meaning into words in real time.
  When you sing, you reproduce words you’ve memorized and trained into muscle memory.
  It’s a completely different neural pathway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smokin' meat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Smoking causes cancer.
  Meat causes cancer.
  But smoking meat cures it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call center's final boss⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s the guy who can solve your issue with a single console command.
  But to get to him you’ll need to overcome armies of robots and burnt-out level 2 blackguards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to reach different services via name instead of ip?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To do this properly, you’ll need to set up a reverse proxy that publishes your different ports on different IP addresses.
  Then you can use DNS or (locally) a hosts file for name resolution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If America and Mexico did an all our "WAR" against the cartels look like?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Read your question again, carefully.
  Then edit the post to correct it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pluto's not a country anymore⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s never been a real country. Actually it always belonged to Russia, and I hear it’s voted to become part of it again in a free and fair referendum.
  Time to send some soldiers and liberate all the Plutonium Plutonians!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kerbal Space Program spiritual successor Kitten Space Agency now has a Linux version⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A functional physics engine.
  Thinking back to KSP, it really was kinda weird what you had to put up with.
  Even without doing anything fancy or big, you’d constantly lose craft to physics glitches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s your point behind this question?
  That vegans are actually the ones killing off cows and chickens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  we’re all omnivores

  Except, you know, the vegans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  "U"SA are several countries in a trench coat, posing as one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevermind the drink I'm holding⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my cat (in her mind).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I eat a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans, my stomach functions like a coffee maker to brew a small, internal caffé mocha⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Too late, I’m pretty sure that’s how Nescafe is made.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strange Times⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How humans would look if you drew them like we draw dinosaurs:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I eat a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans, my stomach functions like a coffee maker to brew a small, internal caffé mocha⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Genius idea, extracting the coffee from the bean with hydrochloric acid instead of hot steam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: 'It turned out to be a tougher one': Trump says he was wrong about ending war in Ukraine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we stop turning YSK into yet another US politics comm?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d put Octopuses way higher on the list than a dog.
  Dogs aren’t more intelligent than cats or cows.
  My list would be great apes, octopuses, dolphins, corvids, elephants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The thick gloves protect you while you grab Beans and put him in the container.
  And it’s just always a good idea to carry a towel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  meanwhile on Facebook:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Switches Full Self-Driving to Subscription Only⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s called car sharing, and exists in a lot of places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorado proposing Bill to move age verification to Operating System rather than web site⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Under the bill, an operating system provider would be required to collect a user’s date of birth or age information when an account is established.

  It’s so fucking obvious the people who wrote this have no idea other operating systems than iOS, Windows and Android exist.