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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Surveillance Startup Caught Using Sweatshop Workers to Monitor US Residents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It began as a side project in which the three co-founders built their first video surveillance cameras by hand around Langley’s dining room table. When a DeKalb County detective told Langley that his camera product had helped with solving a home break-in, Langley called the two other co-founders and told them to quit their jobs.

  That reads exactly like those made up masturbatory LinkedIn anecdotes. I guarantee that this “Langley” guy is the one that edited the page to put it there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pulling back the foreskin makes it way more challenging and uncomfortable to piss

  No it doesn’t?

  If it’s uncomfortable to move the foreskin and completely uncover the dick head you might have phimosis AKA the one real reason to get a circumcision

  (But of course you shouldn’t just take medical advice from a random internet stranger, if it’s bothering you try talking to a real doctor)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ll just be over here…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You win the ragebait thread 🏆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 to add an AI agent that runs in background with access to personal folders, warns of security risk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, the AI-Windows could be upsold as a luxury, which means you can charge more for AI-11.

  … If people were willing to pay for it, which is a tiny percentage of the small percentage of people that want AI on their windows. Even the people that are all in on chatgpt will very rarely accept paying a cent for it (and it must be a bargain considering that openAI said a few months ago that the average premium plan is a net loss for them due to the server costs)

  The way things have been going it’s more likely that the AI-free version will be the upsold luxury

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re being way too generous with him if you assume that

  • he’s self aware about his (lack of) sex skills
  • he actually cares about pleasing women