What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
Is this 🫴 …🦋 bisexuality in the closet?
Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
Submitted 6 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 6 months ago
What kind of bisexual only wants to pleasure their partner once per year?
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 6 months ago
fair
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Remember guys, if you don’t get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you’re gay.
QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
My buddy lost the ability to father children when his balls got crushed by a Jeep in a car accident. Does that mean he’s gay by default?
robocall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If you have to ask, you’re probably gay
Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 months ago
🎵 Every sperm is sacred… 🎵
Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Having sex with your wife exactly once a year to avoid seeming too gay to the homies.
sausager@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Turns out gay sex is the best sex! 🌈🏳️🌈🌈👨❤️👨👩❤️👩👩❤️👨
aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Who’s this dude and why should we care.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
He’s gaaaaaaaaay that’s why
Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 6 months ago
The funny part about this couple is she obviously wears the pants and commands the relationship. These two are weirdos.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 months ago
See there’s a problem here. My philosophy is that she gets off. No matter how hard I work at it. However I can’t just go up and tell women this.
I thought I couldn’t date hot women because of my appearance. So they’d never find out my philosophy.
It actually turns out I can’t date hot women, especially hot women like this, because hot and intelligent are uncorrelated (not positively or negatively, just no correlation). This woman, in particular (assuming that’s his wife) is physically attractive, but given her choice of partner, is clearly unable to think. Why the fuck would I be sexually attracted to someone who can’t think.
Which explains why I don’t even bother following up. The slightest hint of stupid makes them unattractive. So it’s not my appearance, is it. It’s something else that’s wrong with me.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Look no offence but there’s certainly some arrogance in thinking that what you think of as “can’t think” or “[ability] to think” in any way correlates with reality, or is based on anything but shallow subjectivity.
Every single day I give off so many “hints of stupid[ity]”, and it’s the people who subsequently put me in an idiot box in their head that I simply can’t stand. Honestly I couldn’t revile anyone more.
RBWells@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Competence and intelligence are attractive, you aren’t elitist, that is so reasonable. Not saying there’s nothing wrong with you, I don’t know you. But wanting someone competent that you can talk to, that is a normal thing to need.
Jinarched@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Skill issue
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
derry@midwest.social 6 months ago
Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Sound bite listening republicans on facebook, twitter, etc. These people exist so there is a big enough ‘ecosystem’ to capture the common person who is swayed by public opinion. That is, where public opinion is the vague sense they have of everyone agreeing with them because it’s all they see between little puppy videos or recipe videos or their weird aunt ranting about democrats being evil.
Andonyx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’d have to know who he is to know he’s garbage
Dionysus@leminal.space 6 months ago
Really? All I need is that quote to know.
Hoimo@ani.social 6 months ago
You’re all talking about this as if he’s gay, but he clearly says his wife is the one having orgasms during gay sex.
Bazell@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Well, crealry this guy is some sort of an idiot despite his connection to MAGA. Second, I wonder if someone even tried to explain to him something and he ignored or no one even bothered to do so?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Well, crealry this guy is some sort of a fool despite his connection to MAGA.
Despite?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 6 months ago
Her: I’m gonna listen to the village people full blast in the bedroom. Don’t disturb me.
hOrni@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 6 months ago
He’s trolling, right? Like he can’t be seriously sitting there saying that?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
I mean, a whole lot of them really do seem to want to go back to Roman/Greek norms, so uh…
Does this toga make my (UwU) look fat?
Honytawk@feddit.nl 6 months ago
Heh, so the ancient Greeks were on to something?
shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I think they just romanticize Western antiquity which very much saw sex as a manifestation of power and control rather than an expression of an intimate connection.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Also the Roman elites literally only had sex with their wives to procreate. For pleasure they went to the brothel or fuck a slave or concubine.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior
socsa@piefed.social 6 months ago
If you fail to get him boipreg, then it just means you are not masculine enough, and need to try again. And again. Until you get that butt baby.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Isn’t this basically trying to roll back women’s position in society from people to baby makers?
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
you should also notice that’s the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they’re sternly against “handouts” because they don’t want to give “lazy” people a way to exist.
obinice@lemmy.world 6 months ago
people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another
Capitalism, you say? :-D
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another.
And the view of the current conservatives in power in the US is that you can only be useful to society in very specific ways: For women, it’s reproduction and home making, and if you dare break out of that you are “destroying society”.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
… Have you encountered a Republican before?
NABDad@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’d argue that he’s just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn’t want her to.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No other way to see it.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Yeah. That’s essentially it.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Magots have a christian foundation, which had people wear a cloth with a hole for sex, in medieval times.
cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Venn with the Taliban is growing.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Y’all-Qaeda
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hats indoors is gayer.
Steve@startrek.website 6 months ago
Curved brim, not straight.
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 6 months ago
He has massive closet energy
dan1101@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They have the gay and are constantly running from it.
Devadander@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the “always, in every context, thinking about gay sex” closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
Not just for the ones in the closet either. Hetero people are told their entire lives that sex is bad and internalize that their desires are evil, then they get married and you expect them to suddenly have a healthy sexual relationship?
4grams@awful.systems 6 months ago
Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
As an econometrician / data wonk, I’m pretty sure we are past ‘plausible’, more like well into ‘you could do a legitimate scientific paper on this and essentially prove it, and now we’re arguing over error bounds and precise methodology’.
Beebabe@lemmy.world 6 months ago
These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 months ago
I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. It’s win-win!
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Rooskie91@discuss.online 6 months ago
Men will say anything to avoid admitting they’re bad at sex.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
… They could try saying the alphabet, that’s a least a place to start.
davad@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sounds like he just doesn’t want to have sex with his wife. That’s pretty gay.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 months ago
also specifying, he only giving her orgasms, so theres no enjoyment on his end.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 6 months ago
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.
Jarix@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she’s up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too