spykee

@spykee@lemmings.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmmm,
  That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear Aunt Agatha,
  I own a dick.
  I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
  What does that make me?
  Sincerely,
  All-out-now McJohnson

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop stressing my GPU and start hiring artists⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lara Croft pointy top
  No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When we eat the billionaires, we should spare Gabe Newell? No?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Valve gives you a taste of gambling.
  Every billionaire out there has become a billionaire by being a fucking idiot. No exceptions.
  
  pcgamer.com/…/valves-reported-profit-per-head-fro…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'TISM ALERT!!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bbbbbuu…bbbuuuttttttt\

  TYLENOL!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hate myself and i want to die lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You do you boi.
  Or, more correctly, you did you.
  Like they say, nerds rock!\

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hate myself and i want to die lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin nerd!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple becomes third company in history to crack $4 trillion market value⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No wonder he is so full of shit all the time!
  Dude needs to be dicked down hard till post nut clarity smacks him in the face so hard he begins to realise he is supposed to be human.
  I aint volunteering. Maybe some apple fan boi will do the deed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Extremely deceiving.
  I’ve been with a lot of Mohammeds. None of them were massive.
  Totally average.
  Not that I’m complaining. Simply conveying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You, I like you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corcoran Group CEO says Gen Z’s housing market struggles mirror what boomers faced 30 years ago: ‘Stop buying Starbucks coffee,’ she advises⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid fucking bitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How you doin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All you wankers blabbering about without even hinting about the important issue.
  So did a small boy get his orange soda or nah?\

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got new tato of my fave band⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rugrats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good bot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy, I don’t know how to break it to you.
  This is not good bro.
  I’ll tell you what this is.
  It’s a classic case of asking strangers on the internet some medical advice. You clearly have the aggressive form of stupid bro.
  There’s just one cure.
  A hard smack to your favourite side of the head and then, without fail, a visit to the local doctor, as a follow up.
  Repeat as required.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Found A Purple Mushroom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yooooo…
  Looks a lot like my own purple mushroom!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Role play⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t mention either of those here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your brain is below your waist the ONE Pro is good enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now it's not even working properly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *acetone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broken stair step⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Super easy.
  You need a couple of instant noodles packs & gorilla glue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pikachu nooo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
  Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roku wants you to see a lot more AI-generated ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Roku can suck it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't it kinda weird how poop isn't consider a bodily fluid, until it is...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It is, and always has been a colloid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife wants a puppy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  awoo awooo awooo
  wuf wuf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppression.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …but…but I am ugly.
  Please, let me live in darkness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lenovo demos laptop with a screen you can swivel into portrait mode⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Super fucking awesome.
  Now I can continue to ruin my brain swiping up on reels constantly on a bigger screen.
  Yay!