spykee
@spykee@lemmings.world
- Comment on Apple becomes third company in history to crack $4 trillion market value 1 day ago:
No wonder he is so full of shit all the time!
Dude needs to be dicked down hard till post nut clarity smacks him in the face so hard he begins to realise he is supposed to be human.
I aint volunteering. Maybe some apple fan boi will do the deed. - Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 2 days ago:
Extremely deceiving.
I’ve been with a lot of Mohammeds. None of them were massive.
Totally average.
Not that I’m complaining. Simply conveying. - Comment on thats all 6 days ago:
- Comment on Corcoran Group CEO says Gen Z’s housing market struggles mirror what boomers faced 30 years ago: ‘Stop buying Starbucks coffee,’ she advises 6 days ago:
Stupid fucking bitch.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
How you doin?
- Comment on soda 3 weeks ago:
All you wankers blabbering about without even hinting about the important issue.
So did a small boy get his orange soda or nah?\ - Comment on I got new tato of my fave band 3 weeks ago:
Rugrats
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Good bot.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Oh boy, I don’t know how to break it to you.
This is not good bro.
I’ll tell you what this is.
It’s a classic case of asking strangers on the internet some medical advice. You clearly have the aggressive form of stupid bro.
There’s just one cure.
A hard smack to your favourite side of the head and then, without fail, a visit to the local doctor, as a follow up.
Repeat as required. - Comment on I Found A Purple Mushroom 5 weeks ago:
Yooooo…
Looks a lot like my own purple mushroom! - Comment on Well then 5 weeks ago:
:(
- Comment on Role play 5 weeks ago:
Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.
- Comment on Well then 5 weeks ago:
We don’t mention either of those here.
- Comment on When your brain is below your waist the ONE Pro is good enough 5 weeks ago:
Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.
- Comment on And now it's not even working properly 5 weeks ago:
*acetone
- Comment on Good evening. 1 month ago:
Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.
- Comment on Broken stair step 1 month ago:
Super easy.
You need a couple of instant noodles packs & gorilla glue. - Comment on Pikachu nooo 1 month ago:
In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence. - Comment on Roku wants you to see a lot more AI-generated ads 1 month ago:
Roku can suck it.
- Comment on Isn't it kinda weird how poop isn't consider a bodily fluid, until it is... 1 month ago:
It is, and always has been a colloid.
- Comment on My wife wants a puppy 1 month ago:
awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf - Comment on Oppression.jpg 1 month ago:
…but…but I am ugly.
Please, let me live in darkness. - Comment on Lenovo demos laptop with a screen you can swivel into portrait mode 1 month ago:
Super fucking awesome.
Now I can continue to ruin my brain swiping up on reels constantly on a bigger screen.
Yay! - Comment on The Woofstream 1 month ago:
The Japanese are only carrying the torch of knowledge further.
doi.org/10.5070/V312024359/ - Comment on Harvard dropouts to launch ‘always on’ AI smart glasses that listen and record every conversation 2 months ago:
Bros too smart to finish submitting their assignments on time decide to audition for corporate poster boys.
- Comment on Microsoft investigates Israeli military’s use of Azure cloud storage 2 months ago:
Microsoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn’t they think they’d be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?
