spykee
@spykee@lemmings.world
- Comment on I'm New 6 days ago:
Hi New!
I’m gay! - Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 3 weeks ago:
Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick. - Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 3 weeks ago:
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson - Comment on Stop stressing my GPU and start hiring artists 4 weeks ago:
Lara Croft pointy top
No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made. - Comment on When we eat the billionaires, we should spare Gabe Newell? No? 4 weeks ago:
Valve gives you a taste of gambling.
Every billionaire out there has become a billionaire by being a fucking idiot. No exceptions.
pcgamer.com/…/valves-reported-profit-per-head-fro… - Comment on 'TISM ALERT!! 4 weeks ago:
Bbbbbuu…bbbuuuttttttt\
TYLENOL!
- Comment on i hate myself and i want to die lol 5 weeks ago:
You do you boi.
Or, more correctly, you did you.
Like they say, nerds rock!\ - Comment on i hate myself and i want to die lol 1 month ago:
Fuckin nerd!
- Comment on Apple becomes third company in history to crack $4 trillion market value 1 month ago:
No wonder he is so full of shit all the time!
Dude needs to be dicked down hard till post nut clarity smacks him in the face so hard he begins to realise he is supposed to be human.
I aint volunteering. Maybe some apple fan boi will do the deed. - Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 1 month ago:
Extremely deceiving.
I’ve been with a lot of Mohammeds. None of them were massive.
Totally average.
Not that I’m complaining. Simply conveying. - Comment on thats all 1 month ago:
- Comment on Corcoran Group CEO says Gen Z’s housing market struggles mirror what boomers faced 30 years ago: ‘Stop buying Starbucks coffee,’ she advises 1 month ago:
Stupid fucking bitch.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
How you doin?
- Comment on soda 2 months ago:
All you wankers blabbering about without even hinting about the important issue.
So did a small boy get his orange soda or nah?\ - Comment on I got new tato of my fave band 2 months ago:
Rugrats
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Good bot.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Oh boy, I don’t know how to break it to you.
This is not good bro.
I’ll tell you what this is.
It’s a classic case of asking strangers on the internet some medical advice. You clearly have the aggressive form of stupid bro.
There’s just one cure.
A hard smack to your favourite side of the head and then, without fail, a visit to the local doctor, as a follow up.
Repeat as required. - Comment on I Found A Purple Mushroom 2 months ago:
Yooooo…
Looks a lot like my own purple mushroom! - Comment on Well then 2 months ago:
:(
- Comment on Role play 2 months ago:
Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.
- Comment on Well then 2 months ago:
We don’t mention either of those here.
- Comment on When your brain is below your waist the ONE Pro is good enough 2 months ago:
Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.
- Comment on And now it's not even working properly 2 months ago:
*acetone
- Comment on Good evening. 2 months ago:
Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.
- Comment on Broken stair step 2 months ago:
Super easy.
You need a couple of instant noodles packs & gorilla glue. - Comment on Pikachu nooo 2 months ago:
In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence. - Comment on Roku wants you to see a lot more AI-generated ads 2 months ago:
Roku can suck it.
- Comment on Isn't it kinda weird how poop isn't consider a bodily fluid, until it is... 2 months ago:
It is, and always has been a colloid.
- Comment on My wife wants a puppy 2 months ago:
awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf - Comment on Oppression.jpg 3 months ago:
…but…but I am ugly.
Please, let me live in darkness.
