Tylerdurdon

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I kind of see it more as a sign of utter desperation on the human’s part. They lack connection with others at such a high degree that anything similar can serve as a replacement. Kind of reminiscent of Harlow’s experiment with baby monkeys. The videos are interesting from that study but make me feel pretty bad about what we do to nature. Anywho, there you have it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In Warning Sign for Hollywood, Younger Consumers Are Choosing Creator Content Over Premium TV and Movies: Social Platforms are Becoming a Dominant Force in Media and Entertainment.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps because Hollywood’s attempt at formulaic content to generate maximum revenue loses it’s charm after you’ve watched the same story over and over? Hmmm … Nah, let’s keep doing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China bans compulsory facial recognition and its use in private spaces like hotel rooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I see. Another “rules for thee” type thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stocks tumble after Trump says long-threatened tariffs are coming⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ren & Stimpy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop touching your stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop touching your stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shake My Head Imaging Center⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought it was “smack my head”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can write my thoughts as a title and not write a post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Have I told you how proud I am of you today? So proud…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit plans to lock some content behind a paywall this year, CEO says | Reddit executives also discussed how they might introduce more ads into the social media platform⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. When RIF was killed, I closed that door immediately (was not easy). It was to be expected though, I think. Once a site reaches critical mass, money interests enter the picture and greed can always screw up a good thing. It’s a shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn Okarun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But for a brief moment, J’dawn truly was the balllsiest guy in the neighborhood…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palmer Luckey says he wants to 'turn warfighters into technomancers' as Anduril takes over production of the US Army's IVAS AR headset from Microsoft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Microsoft was doing the headset? Did they have clippy asking who the soldier wanted to kill that day? Maybe mid-combat blue screens to blind the user? Oh wait, a forced update while it was supposed to determine the trajectory of an incoming mortar…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if you don’t like water that’s frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there’s been a big misunderstanding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncanny sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Send it to him, repeatedly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, world class engineering from Tesla⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That was Elmo warning the orange one to follow along on the H1B thing or he’s next.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Enshrouded with a friend. It’s been a lot of fun. The game mechanics are interesting and I like the variety of things to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Startup will brick $800 emotional support robot for kids without refunds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry Sally, Geoffrey has to die because a company wanted to make their products utterly dependent on their servers. We’ll bury him in the yard next to Gertrude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you are the calzone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla Women⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I said I don’t want to talk about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla Women⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I met a guerilla woman once. I…I don’t want to talk about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Troll’s gonna troll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Militaries Are Rushing to Replace Human Soldiers with AI-Powered Robots. That Will Be Disastrous, Experts Warn.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They just need to centralize the brain in some bullet proof bunker and give it sentience. WCGW?

  So many fun possible futures right now. Which one will be our fate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China's GNE develops lithium-sulfur battery with energy density of 700Wh/kg - Energy Storage⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the current Wh/kg average?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gamer stove⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the imagery would be reflective of the guests disappointment in his cooking and not spending time learning that instead of playing video games and decorating appliances. This was a joke. Put the pitch fork down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gamer stove⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First, you turn on the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this shitpost enough⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Crappy cappy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The return⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Got the slow cooker rolling. Thanks for the reminder, pope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is space 2 dimensional?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This answer makes sense to me because of how a gyroscope acts. Thanks.

• Why is space 2 dimensional?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do NOT forget your protractor.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.