Tylerdurdon

@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Condiment udders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.

  /Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting. I had never heard about this. Could still use a lot of sprucing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I didn’t mean change the current setup. Create a standalone tool that better uses the wiki framework so people can access it in a different way, that’s all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I sympathize with Wikipedia here because I really like the platform. That being said, modernize and get yourself a new front end. People don’t like AI because of it’s intrusiveness. They want convenience. Create “Knowledge-bot” or something similar that is focused on answering questions in a more meaningful way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican? Democrat? There is a third option:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad for those that didn’t know… Almost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been filled⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You got something filled. Were you walking normally afterwards?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's nothing you can do about it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of my wang. The little frills on the scarf, one of them curves left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Girlfriend, you really need to stop wearing stripes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invest 🫘⤴️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Franks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right. It’s even worse when you’re within the US because it just doesn’t stop. It’s rather arrogant of me to disregard other nationalities here and I’ll make more of an effort. I made a related joke in a space sub once and they were less than enthusiastic (to say the least).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes are jokes. Guy wants to be in the spotlight, jokes on him, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How long before a certain orange moron starts complaining that it keeps thinking he’s 13 for some reason?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey you guys!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sloth love Chunk!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imma go with A

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinky⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mods react as Reddit kicks some of them out again: “This will break the site”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One second!!! Almost there!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shouldn’t they include Truth social on there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A lot of people make the mistake of thinking they have real life plot armour⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The longer you live, the more death you see. I’ve had my own surprise passings of close friends and relatives. It just reminds me to appreciate what’s around you while it’s there. Nothing is forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just yesterday I was hit with this revelation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my final form

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses, peacefully farting and snoring⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The algorithm knew of your secret desires but didn’t have adequate material to fulfill them… Until now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, that's me stretched out on the bed, hand on my hip waiting for you; why do you ask?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Here you go Gran Gran, I know grampa is a real dog lover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A goodbye to kbin ...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That was a kind message. I never visited (wish I could have) but can appreciate good spaces on the Internet when you find them. Hope you all find new, bright spots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Praise be!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Gamers Nexus] How Razer Screws Customers | Hardware, Software, & Support Failures⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My Razer mouse’s primary button started going bad after about a year and a half of gaming (not professionally, evenings).

  I took it apart and saw it was the switch assembly that just wore out.

  My first computer was in 1992 and so I’ve seen quite a bit of mice in my time. That’s still the only manufacturer that’s failed at that level and I never purchased another.

  It’s all marketing and overpriced in my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Comments are turned off… Of course they are. 😄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To install a new outlet with a dedicated circuit do they have to cut the drywall all the way from the electrical panel to the outlet?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Generally, if you want to add a cable, they just year down your current home and have to rebuild it. Start with a contractor and tell him to bring his wrecking ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a feeling a completely different audience has a definite interest. They would just cover it in the same fur as the rest of their costume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it realistic to hope that lemmy grows to the size of the bigger social media platforms?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s possible, but I don’t hope for it. There are tradeoffs for everything. The more the population expands, the more content, yes, but the number of negative encounters goes up too.

  I’m good with where it’s at now, but do recognize that I’m not necessarily average because I don’t stay on my phone for extended periods.