Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Condiment udders 3 days ago:
You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 1 week ago:
You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.
/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here
- Comment on Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors 1 week ago:
Interesting. I had never heard about this. Could still use a lot of sprucing up.
- Comment on Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors 1 week ago:
Oh I didn’t mean change the current setup. Create a standalone tool that better uses the wiki framework so people can access it in a different way, that’s all.
- Comment on Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors 1 week ago:
I sympathize with Wikipedia here because I really like the platform. That being said, modernize and get yourself a new front end. People don’t like AI because of it’s intrusiveness. They want convenience. Create “Knowledge-bot” or something similar that is focused on answering questions in a more meaningful way.
- Comment on Republican? Democrat? There is a third option: 2 weeks ago:
I feel bad for those that didn’t know… Almost.
- Comment on I've been filled 2 weeks ago:
You got something filled. Were you walking normally afterwards?
- Comment on There's nothing you can do about it 3 weeks ago:
Reminds me of my wang. The little frills on the scarf, one of them curves left.
- Comment on Shitpost 3 weeks ago:
Girlfriend, you really need to stop wearing stripes.
- Comment on Invest 🫘⤴️ 4 weeks ago:
Franks
- Comment on YouTube will start using AI to guess your age. 4 weeks ago:
You’re right. It’s even worse when you’re within the US because it just doesn’t stop. It’s rather arrogant of me to disregard other nationalities here and I’ll make more of an effort. I made a related joke in a space sub once and they were less than enthusiastic (to say the least).
- Comment on YouTube will start using AI to guess your age. 4 weeks ago:
Jokes are jokes. Guy wants to be in the spotlight, jokes on him, right?
- Comment on YouTube will start using AI to guess your age. 4 weeks ago:
How long before a certain orange moron starts complaining that it keeps thinking he’s 13 for some reason?
- Comment on Hey you guys! 4 weeks ago:
Sloth love Chunk!!!
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 5 weeks ago:
Imma go with A
- Comment on Kinky 5 weeks ago:
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
- Comment on Mods react as Reddit kicks some of them out again: “This will break the site” 5 weeks ago:
Same
- Comment on This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name. 5 weeks ago:
One second!!! Almost there!!!
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Shouldn’t they include Truth social on there?
- Comment on A lot of people make the mistake of thinking they have real life plot armour 5 weeks ago:
The longer you live, the more death you see. I’ve had my own surprise passings of close friends and relatives. It just reminds me to appreciate what’s around you while it’s there. Nothing is forever.
- Comment on Just yesterday I was hit with this revelation 5 weeks ago:
This is my final form
- Comment on Horses, peacefully farting and snoring 5 weeks ago:
The algorithm knew of your secret desires but didn’t have adequate material to fulfill them… Until now.
- Comment on Yes, that's me stretched out on the bed, hand on my hip waiting for you; why do you ask? 1 month ago:
Here you go Gran Gran, I know grampa is a real dog lover.
- Comment on A goodbye to kbin ... 1 month ago:
That was a kind message. I never visited (wish I could have) but can appreciate good spaces on the Internet when you find them. Hope you all find new, bright spots.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 1 month ago:
Praise be!
- Comment on [Gamers Nexus] How Razer Screws Customers | Hardware, Software, & Support Failures 1 month ago:
My Razer mouse’s primary button started going bad after about a year and a half of gaming (not professionally, evenings).
I took it apart and saw it was the switch assembly that just wore out.
My first computer was in 1992 and so I’ve seen quite a bit of mice in my time. That’s still the only manufacturer that’s failed at that level and I never purchased another.
It’s all marketing and overpriced in my opinion.
- Comment on bmw 1 month ago:
Comments are turned off… Of course they are. 😄
- Comment on To install a new outlet with a dedicated circuit do they have to cut the drywall all the way from the electrical panel to the outlet? 2 months ago:
Generally, if you want to add a cable, they just year down your current home and have to rebuild it. Start with a contractor and tell him to bring his wrecking ball.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 months ago:
I have a feeling a completely different audience has a definite interest. They would just cover it in the same fur as the rest of their costume.
- Comment on Is it realistic to hope that lemmy grows to the size of the bigger social media platforms? 2 months ago:
It’s possible, but I don’t hope for it. There are tradeoffs for everything. The more the population expands, the more content, yes, but the number of negative encounters goes up too.
I’m good with where it’s at now, but do recognize that I’m not necessarily average because I don’t stay on my phone for extended periods.