Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Starting to think affluenza might be a real thing. 2 days ago:
Luckily, this administration has a cure! They’ve come out with a product called Briberia, which completely cures all side effects of affluenza.
Side effects of Briberia include diarrhea, stomach pains, intense flatulence, and oily discharge. Consult your physician before starting Briberia.
Get on with your life today!
- Comment on ChatGPT is down for many users in major OpenAI outage - 9to5Mac 2 days ago:
It means the truth is out there, but up someone’s cornhole. Keep searching my friend.
- Comment on The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8K 4 days ago:
Pfff, they’ve just turned to adware-laden boxes. Next they’ll make up some BS about requiring the device to be Internet connected so you can’t disable ads too easily.
That’s a big part of enshitification: maximizing profit at the sacrifice of product quality. All of those pro-capitalist folk want you to believe the market will correct itself. The problem is when the entire market is dominated by this mentality and anyone (doing anything different) tries to enter that market is snuffed out immediately. None of the major brands will stray from this model because they are completely and hopelessly servant to the shareholder, and all that matters to them is maximizing profits at any cost. Yay enshitification!
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 4 days ago:
BEHOLD! HIS GIRTH LIGHTS THE WORLD!
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 5 days ago:
Are you going to 3d print slip-on penises for the switch portion in every room of your house?
- Comment on Recommend some games for PCem 2 weeks ago:
Dark Sun: Shattered Lands
- Comment on Do old people still remember their childhood? Do people just start losing their memories and their sense of self as they get older? 2 weeks ago:
I’m an old fucker and can remember my earliest memories still. You have to do it though, because memories become less clear over time if unused. Unfortunately, we spend less time recalling memories because of our current over-stimulation in this entertainment rich world. Most of us do not let ourselves be bored (almost ever) now.
Tonight I played a game I hadn’t played since the early 90’s and just the graphics and sounds really brought back nostalgic feelings.
- Comment on Jensen Huang says relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has "done a lot of damage" 3 weeks ago:
Not to mention there is no answer to the elephant in the room… What happens to an economy where workers have been stripped of yet more jobs and all of manufacturing is in China?
Oh, sorry. Is it negative to talk about the needs of millions of people and not our thoughtful billionaire class?
Let’s also not mention the potential data collection/spyware-esque potential. Noooo, that’d never happen. More negativity in my imagination. I should go get a prescription for that…
- Comment on QWERTY Phones Are Really Trying to Make a Comeback This Year 3 weeks ago:
I was a huge ‘tactical keyboard on phone’ kinda guy. Then I got acclimated to Swype. I don’t think I could ever go back but think choice is good.
- Comment on Has anything from the lemmy universe ever went viral before Reddit or Tictac or Insta? 5 weeks ago:
Image BEANS
- Comment on Why Are Cars Getting Rid Of Android Auto? 5 weeks ago:
I really really dislike the UX. Sorry, but I just want my phone to Bluetooth for sound/calls and bonus if I can get a charge via wireless charging.
Android converting my elegant display into something that looks like it was built on Window 95? Nah, keep it.
- Comment on Kiribati 1 month ago:
Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven’t sent someone to map it like that.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Corn corn fuck that guy corn
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 1 month ago:
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 1 month ago:
I mean… You can still have that kind of fun, it’s just not called a doctor anymore.
- Comment on No it won’t 1 month ago:
…hottest regift this year
- Comment on Simple test to see if you are normal or have a flithy mind 1 month ago:
I looked and looked at the main picture trying to make a duck out of it. I was thinking I must be a dumbass. Thank you for confirming my suspicion, fine sir.
- Comment on FACT FOCUS: Trump says tariffs can eventually replace federal income taxes. Experts disagree 1 month ago:
Hey experts, can we agree that this man says a lot of dumb shit?
- Comment on 'If we take action, we might survive' 2 months ago:
For as much as we’ve discovered about our universe, we are still too stupid to adequately plan for our species’ survival.
- Comment on Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week? 2 months ago:
Oh, my bad
- Comment on Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week? 2 months ago:
Arc Raiders. It’s a futuristic PVE and PVP extraction FPS. I’ve been playing with 2 buddies and we’ve had some really funny times. Last night we ran across a lot more hardcore PVP folks (great gear and tactics) so it wasn’t a fantastic night in my opinion.
Overall though, the noise mechanics is something I’ve never run across before (stealth is important in both PVE and PvP) and that can be fun. You can surprise people that way or stay hidden without them knowing you were ever there.
I’ve run across some very nice folks here and there (have helped me or that I helped) and the graphics are pretty.
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 2 months ago:
You really haven’t tasted hot dogs until you’ve spent half a paycheck on ingredients and tools, then another 14 hours prepping and cooking everything. It’s almost as good as a microwaved Ballpark… Almost.
- Comment on The corn spheres gained sapience. Not even God can help us now. 2 months ago:
Awww! Mom! Dad! Can we get connect corn too?
- Comment on Feeling that groove 2 months ago:
How about this one to blow your mind further:
Because of how it was made, they could play back the sounds around the potter who fabricated it.
I thought they had done the same with some Roman parchment, but all I can find are links to stories on that one.
- Comment on There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. 2 months ago:
Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn’t happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words…
- Comment on YSK: The Invention Secrecy Act is a US federal law authorizing the government to suppress disclosure of certain inventions for reasons of national security. 6,543 inventions are currently suppressed. 2 months ago:
Pills that actually make your wang the size of an elephant trunk while making it prehensile.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 2 months ago:
This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.
Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.
- Comment on when were you when airport is FUK 2 months ago:
I need a ticket to fuk
- Comment on You just couldn't be satisfied with slow and easy 2 months ago:
Tell her you fucked up…err…sideways
- Comment on Straight from the CDC 2 months ago:
And I say…heeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee
