Tylerdurdon

@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when were you when airport is FUK⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I need a ticket to fuk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just couldn't be satisfied with slow and easy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell her you fucked up…err…sideways

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight from the CDC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And I say…heeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Announces New Steam Machine, Steam Controller & Steam Frame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But what about the steam carrots and broccoli?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It takes time⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Holio!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iSweep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How much is that model? Does she come in Cherry red?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When even your microwave knows what you are⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s that time…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government Urges Total Ban of Our Most Popular Wi-Fi Router⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So the government is wiping it’s ass with TP-link, huh?

  …holio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be culturally insensitive. It’s a wang.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Las Vegas deploys world’s first Tesla Cybertruck police fleet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they glue the handcuffs on the perpetrators?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨citacion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That car was so badly designed that the radio slot was turned sideways. No, the radio wasn’t vertical, but the slot was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Condiment udders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.

  /Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting. I had never heard about this. Could still use a lot of sprucing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I didn’t mean change the current setup. Create a standalone tool that better uses the wiki framework so people can access it in a different way, that’s all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I sympathize with Wikipedia here because I really like the platform. That being said, modernize and get yourself a new front end. People don’t like AI because of it’s intrusiveness. They want convenience. Create “Knowledge-bot” or something similar that is focused on answering questions in a more meaningful way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican? Democrat? There is a third option:⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad for those that didn’t know… Almost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been filled⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You got something filled. Were you walking normally afterwards?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's nothing you can do about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of my wang. The little frills on the scarf, one of them curves left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Girlfriend, you really need to stop wearing stripes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invest 🫘⤴️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Franks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right. It’s even worse when you’re within the US because it just doesn’t stop. It’s rather arrogant of me to disregard other nationalities here and I’ll make more of an effort. I made a related joke in a space sub once and they were less than enthusiastic (to say the least).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes are jokes. Guy wants to be in the spotlight, jokes on him, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How long before a certain orange moron starts complaining that it keeps thinking he’s 13 for some reason?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey you guys!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sloth love Chunk!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imma go with A

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mods react as Reddit kicks some of them out again: “This will break the site”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One second!!! Almost there!!!