Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Your tricks won't work on me 3 days ago:
What movie/show is that? Any good?
- Comment on "If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out." - Jim Sinega 3 days ago:
- Comment on essential vocab🫶 4 days ago:
Bro, you look like a penis
- Comment on I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization. 5 days ago:
I have an original Civ2 disk with my CD stacks. Only one remaining cd-rom…
- Comment on Wong warns Australians in Middle East of 'difficult days ahead' as flights cancelled 2 weeks ago:
Yep, my joke is going over well.
- Comment on Wong warns Australians in Middle East of 'difficult days ahead' as flights cancelled 2 weeks ago:
What’s Wong?
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 2 weeks ago:
I just want to see the whole “AI Will Smith chewing” video posted into some Matrix parts now. Someone make it happen. I believe in you.
- Comment on Wellness influencer picked by Trump for surgeon general faces Senate grilling 3 weeks ago:
Another highly qualified individual. At least this one has a degree in the field.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Just when you thought it couldn’t get shittier. Meta will prove you wrong.
- Comment on we're all a little gay inside 4 weeks ago:
Awww, this just made all of the horrible things in the world disappear!
Nah, it didn’t.
- Comment on One in 14 children who die in England have closely related parents, study finds 5 weeks ago:
Oh no! I’m closely related to my parents too!
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 5 weeks ago:
You didn’t say “This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen.” Why didn’t you say that? Are you blind?
- Comment on Starting to think affluenza might be a real thing. 1 month ago:
Luckily, this administration has a cure! They’ve come out with a product called Briberia, which completely cures all side effects of affluenza.
Side effects of Briberia include diarrhea, stomach pains, intense flatulence, and oily discharge. Consult your physician before starting Briberia.
Get on with your life today!
- Comment on ChatGPT is down for many users in major OpenAI outage - 9to5Mac 1 month ago:
It means the truth is out there, but up someone’s cornhole. Keep searching my friend.
- Comment on The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8K 1 month ago:
Pfff, they’ve just turned to adware-laden boxes. Next they’ll make up some BS about requiring the device to be Internet connected so you can’t disable ads too easily.
That’s a big part of enshitification: maximizing profit at the sacrifice of product quality. All of those pro-capitalist folk want you to believe the market will correct itself. The problem is when the entire market is dominated by this mentality and anyone (doing anything different) tries to enter that market is snuffed out immediately. None of the major brands will stray from this model because they are completely and hopelessly servant to the shareholder, and all that matters to them is maximizing profits at any cost. Yay enshitification!
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 1 month ago:
BEHOLD! HIS GIRTH LIGHTS THE WORLD!
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 1 month ago:
Are you going to 3d print slip-on penises for the switch portion in every room of your house?
- Comment on Recommend some games for PCem 1 month ago:
Dark Sun: Shattered Lands
- Comment on Do old people still remember their childhood? Do people just start losing their memories and their sense of self as they get older? 1 month ago:
I’m an old fucker and can remember my earliest memories still. You have to do it though, because memories become less clear over time if unused. Unfortunately, we spend less time recalling memories because of our current over-stimulation in this entertainment rich world. Most of us do not let ourselves be bored (almost ever) now.
Tonight I played a game I hadn’t played since the early 90’s and just the graphics and sounds really brought back nostalgic feelings.
- Comment on Jensen Huang says relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has "done a lot of damage" 2 months ago:
Not to mention there is no answer to the elephant in the room… What happens to an economy where workers have been stripped of yet more jobs and all of manufacturing is in China?
Oh, sorry. Is it negative to talk about the needs of millions of people and not our thoughtful billionaire class?
Let’s also not mention the potential data collection/spyware-esque potential. Noooo, that’d never happen. More negativity in my imagination. I should go get a prescription for that…
- Comment on QWERTY Phones Are Really Trying to Make a Comeback This Year 2 months ago:
I was a huge ‘tactical keyboard on phone’ kinda guy. Then I got acclimated to Swype. I don’t think I could ever go back but think choice is good.
- Comment on Has anything from the lemmy universe ever went viral before Reddit or Tictac or Insta? 2 months ago:
Image BEANS
- Comment on Why Are Cars Getting Rid Of Android Auto? 2 months ago:
I really really dislike the UX. Sorry, but I just want my phone to Bluetooth for sound/calls and bonus if I can get a charge via wireless charging.
Android converting my elegant display into something that looks like it was built on Window 95? Nah, keep it.
- Comment on Kiribati 2 months ago:
Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven’t sent someone to map it like that.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Corn corn fuck that guy corn
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 3 months ago:
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 3 months ago:
I mean… You can still have that kind of fun, it’s just not called a doctor anymore.
- Comment on No it won’t 3 months ago:
…hottest regift this year
- Comment on Simple test to see if you are normal or have a flithy mind 3 months ago:
I looked and looked at the main picture trying to make a duck out of it. I was thinking I must be a dumbass. Thank you for confirming my suspicion, fine sir.
- Comment on FACT FOCUS: Trump says tariffs can eventually replace federal income taxes. Experts disagree 3 months ago:
Hey experts, can we agree that this man says a lot of dumb shit?
