Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ? 3 days ago:
WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!?!
- Comment on Microsoft accidentally swapped Windows 11’s startup sound with Vista’s 1 week ago:
I’d say “these jokes write themselves” but, well, Microsoft even took that away… It’s a comedy bluescreen.
- Comment on Franks and Beans: Take 2 1 week ago:
Good, you got the multi-Franks. People couldn’t handle your lone dog last time. They felt they got the shaft. Am I right? Am I right?
- Comment on Why are you here and not on Reddit? 2 weeks ago:
Because fuck that place, that’s why
- Comment on Franks and Beans 2 weeks ago:
But man, is it a frank.
- Comment on Necessary exercise for this community 2 weeks ago:
So everyone in hell is ripped?
- Comment on Another one of these to add to the bunch lol 3 weeks ago:
Nah, just Ed sheering
- Comment on Another one of these to add to the bunch lol 3 weeks ago:
Now do Ed-209 sheering a sheep
- Comment on How to hold onto a subway pole 3 weeks ago:
That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
- Comment on New Supermaterial: As Strong As Steel And As Light As Styrofoam 3 weeks ago:
Not for us plebians
- Comment on Subnautica Is Coming To Android/iOS 3 weeks ago:
That was a fun game. Not sure how much you’d enjoy it on smaller devices.
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 4 weeks ago:
Drink water or get slapped?
- Comment on The Right Oppresses, The Left Liberates 4 weeks ago:
It bugs me that the pictures are in the wrong order.
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Microsoft says it provided AI to Israeli military for war but denies use to harm people in Gaza 5 weeks ago:
This bomb is only for the baddies!
- Comment on There is significant evidence that Grok actually inserted information about “white genocide” in South Africa into prompts that didn't appear to be related to this topic. 5 weeks ago:
How to bake…white genocide?
No no, not that again.
- Comment on moms spaghetti 5 weeks ago:
That looks good, can I have some?
- Comment on Literature for dirty people 5 weeks ago:
The chrome off a trailer hitch
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
That’s true, but you know he’ll still call some kind of bullshit victory over the deep state while doing absolutely nothing. His followers will lap it up like a starving dog and nothing will come of it. Any highlight of it will just be cast as left-wing-news it more evidence of the deep state at work.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 1 month ago:
But the yellow is just so much more sophisticated…
- Comment on Google is shutting down Assistant on Fitbit smartwatches 2 months ago:
I guess they’ll have to use some of their other spyware
- Comment on I can't believe it 2 months ago:
I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.
- Comment on Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned! 2 months ago:
Back in the 90’s I saw a bunch of apocalypse foretelling videos that said a golden haired devil would be the ultimate sign and that he would have his followers wear his symbol. It’s really all coming together.
Even the Egypt stuff with the underground chambers. Next they’ll find something breathtaking under the sphinx’s right paw and they’ll also learn how to read the data in the crystal skulls, but it will all be too late.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 2 months ago:
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
- Comment on Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot 2 months ago:
I kind of see it more as a sign of utter desperation on the human’s part. They lack connection with others at such a high degree that anything similar can serve as a replacement. Kind of reminiscent of Harlow’s experiment with baby monkeys. The videos are interesting from that study but make me feel pretty bad about what we do to nature. Anywho, there you have it.
- Comment on In Warning Sign for Hollywood, Younger Consumers Are Choosing Creator Content Over Premium TV and Movies: Social Platforms are Becoming a Dominant Force in Media and Entertainment. 2 months ago:
Perhaps because Hollywood’s attempt at formulaic content to generate maximum revenue loses it’s charm after you’ve watched the same story over and over? Hmmm … Nah, let’s keep doing it.
- Comment on China bans compulsory facial recognition and its use in private spaces like hotel rooms 2 months ago:
Oh, I see. Another “rules for thee” type thing.
- Comment on Stocks tumble after Trump says long-threatened tariffs are coming 3 months ago:
Ren & Stimpy
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 3 months ago:
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 3 months ago:
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”