Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Google is shutting down Assistant on Fitbit smartwatches 1 week ago:
I guess they’ll have to use some of their other spyware
- Comment on I can't believe it 1 week ago:
I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.
- Comment on Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned! 1 week ago:
Back in the 90’s I saw a bunch of apocalypse foretelling videos that said a golden haired devil would be the ultimate sign and that he would have his followers wear his symbol. It’s really all coming together.
Even the Egypt stuff with the underground chambers. Next they’ll find something breathtaking under the sphinx’s right paw and they’ll also learn how to read the data in the crystal skulls, but it will all be too late.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 3 weeks ago:
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
- Comment on Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot 4 weeks ago:
I kind of see it more as a sign of utter desperation on the human’s part. They lack connection with others at such a high degree that anything similar can serve as a replacement. Kind of reminiscent of Harlow’s experiment with baby monkeys. The videos are interesting from that study but make me feel pretty bad about what we do to nature. Anywho, there you have it.
- Comment on In Warning Sign for Hollywood, Younger Consumers Are Choosing Creator Content Over Premium TV and Movies: Social Platforms are Becoming a Dominant Force in Media and Entertainment. 4 weeks ago:
Perhaps because Hollywood’s attempt at formulaic content to generate maximum revenue loses it’s charm after you’ve watched the same story over and over? Hmmm … Nah, let’s keep doing it.
- Comment on China bans compulsory facial recognition and its use in private spaces like hotel rooms 4 weeks ago:
Oh, I see. Another “rules for thee” type thing.
- Comment on Stocks tumble after Trump says long-threatened tariffs are coming 1 month ago:
Ren & Stimpy
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 1 month ago:
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 1 month ago:
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
- Comment on Shake My Head Imaging Center 2 months ago:
I always thought it was “smack my head”
- Comment on I can write my thoughts as a title and not write a post 2 months ago:
Have I told you how proud I am of you today? So proud…
- Comment on Reddit plans to lock some content behind a paywall this year, CEO says | Reddit executives also discussed how they might introduce more ads into the social media platform 2 months ago:
Yep. When RIF was killed, I closed that door immediately (was not easy). It was to be expected though, I think. Once a site reaches critical mass, money interests enter the picture and greed can always screw up a good thing. It’s a shame.
- Comment on Damn Okarun 2 months ago:
But for a brief moment, J’dawn truly was the balllsiest guy in the neighborhood…
- Comment on Palmer Luckey says he wants to 'turn warfighters into technomancers' as Anduril takes over production of the US Army's IVAS AR headset from Microsoft 2 months ago:
Microsoft was doing the headset? Did they have clippy asking who the soldier wanted to kill that day? Maybe mid-combat blue screens to blind the user? Oh wait, a forced update while it was supposed to determine the trajectory of an incoming mortar…
- Comment on ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online 2 months ago:
But what if you don’t like water that’s frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there’s been a big misunderstanding?
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 2 months ago:
Send it to him, repeatedly
- Comment on Behold, world class engineering from Tesla 3 months ago:
That was Elmo warning the orange one to follow along on the H1B thing or he’s next.
- Comment on Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week? 3 months ago:
Enshrouded with a friend. It’s been a lot of fun. The game mechanics are interesting and I like the variety of things to do.
- Comment on Startup will brick $800 emotional support robot for kids without refunds 4 months ago:
Sorry Sally, Geoffrey has to die because a company wanted to make their products utterly dependent on their servers. We’ll bury him in the yard next to Gertrude.
- Comment on The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying 5 months ago:
Now you are the calzone.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 5 months ago:
I said I don’t want to talk about it!
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 5 months ago:
I met a guerilla woman once. I…I don’t want to talk about it.
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 5 months ago:
Troll’s gonna troll
- Comment on Militaries Are Rushing to Replace Human Soldiers with AI-Powered Robots. That Will Be Disastrous, Experts Warn. 5 months ago:
They just need to centralize the brain in some bullet proof bunker and give it sentience. WCGW?
So many fun possible futures right now. Which one will be our fate?
- Comment on China's GNE develops lithium-sulfur battery with energy density of 700Wh/kg - Energy Storage 5 months ago:
What’s the current Wh/kg average?
- Comment on gamer stove 5 months ago:
I think the imagery would be reflective of the guests disappointment in his cooking and not spending time learning that instead of playing video games and decorating appliances. This was a joke. Put the pitch fork down.
- Comment on gamer stove 5 months ago:
First, you turn on the water.
- Comment on Is this shitpost enough 6 months ago:
Crappy cappy
- Comment on The return 6 months ago:
Got the slow cooker rolling. Thanks for the reminder, pope.