Sackboy? Cyberspunk? Witcher 3: Wild Cunt?
I wonder what game they're trying to play
Submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to [deleted]
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Prox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hilariously, the actual Cyberpunk game would work for this. There’s a weapon in the game that’s just a giant dildo, and holding it causes your controller to rumble continuously.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wouldn’t a vibrator be cheaper
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Talking parents into buying a PS5 is probably easier
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
it’d also actually be made to be on for extended amounts of time, with a proper big vibration motor.
if you try to use a controller like this i’d bet it’ll burn itself out in an hour…
skrlet13@feddit.cl 5 months ago
buttplug.io is compatible with xbox gamepads with rumble
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 5 months ago
This individual specified PS5, they might need DS4W too
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
searched the web
long and hard
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They could use a PC and the Nefarious SCP Driver kit in the calibration settings, but since controllers vibration motors aren’t made to be running on full for extendes periods of time they will probably burn up.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
In Baldurs Gate 3 the controller vibrates when you’re choosing a target to cast a spell on, you could just hit R1 and leave it there…
RedFrank24@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The trick is to find a game that has a mounted turret with infinite ammo and then tape the button down. The warthog in Halo, or the Street Sweeper in Mercenaries (with the infinite ammo cheat on).
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
To be fair, having recently been on the market for a proper vibrating sex toy, they’re expensive as fuck, and according to my ex-wife (ow. ex- still stings.) capable of providing mind-blowing orgasms. So yeah, for those without a budget, we make do with what we got, or the bargain bin at Good Vibes.
TMI:
spoiler
The item in question doesn’t figure into why she’s ex- now, but the reason we were on the market for one absolutely does. I’ll be talking to an endocrinologist at the end of the year.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
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uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
A friend of mine had to vibrate the snot out of her leg as part of PT (it’s a very long and gruesome story), and for stuff like that magic-wand type vibes are great. But the new orgasmotron vibes use weird biofeedback science and fancy rhythms to get the pulse just right for people who have various kinds of sexual dysfunction.
Some of them also relay your health issues back to the App provider to be added to your consumer profile and sold, so do use IoT security and try not to get ones that sell your info.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
lol bros never polished his knob with a hitachi
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
No, but I’ve seen CBT play feature vibrating the rope connected to a bound knob, so a GP medical vibrator can be used in that regard.
In my original story, the fancy vibe wasn’t for me; I’m half-ace which is probably related to psychotropic meds and low-T. Also I shoot off once in a while NP when the stars align and I have a mind to.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They’re not more than a new fucking controller, those start around $60 in USA. I could be off, I got two Xbox controllers a few years ago to play couch games via steam, I don’t own a console.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Controllers in 2015 were about $40 for a Playstation standard and could get up to $200 depending on the features you wanted (e.g. wireless, self charging, extended range, game domination features, etc.)
Most people have a $10-$30 market for sex toys until they get serious about it. Kids exploring their bits don’t have any budget at all, and can only get things that pretend to be toys for kids.
Evidently, it’s appropriate to get your tween a vibrating broomstick (or a bumble ball if you’re a California hippy parent who wants to assure your toddler grows up well-adjusted) but not a vibrating rubber duckie. I’m not fully sure why.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Presumably Op already have the controller though. Hence the question about how to JO with it instead of asking for suggestions on what vibrator to buy.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I remember when the Xbox360 released their little indie game section there were multiple “controller vibration tests” that were like a dollar.
I had proper equipment by then, but I could see the appeal for someone who was in a different situation.
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 5 months ago
I am once again asking you all to just buy proper sex toys and lube.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is lithium grease good or should I go with graphite?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I never understood what lube is for…
rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
You ever try shoving something up your ass/pussy when it’s completely dry?
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Its for lubrication
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I am once again lubing up a Kaiser roll with spicy brown mustard
RedFrank24@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Assuming they’re a teenager, you trusted your parents not to search through your stuff a lot more than most. Parents aren’t going to give you any lectures or punish you for having a PS5 controller in your room.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Are you gonna sponsor this for us? That shit is expensive for no good reason. It used to be affordable, but the brands got greedy.
Mac@mander.xyz 5 months ago
$99 for a couple of squirts, you say? 🤔
Go on…glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Grab a tub of coconut oil
Takashiro@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I agree , but in these cases it’s probably a kid or teenager trying to make do with what they have.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Idk if borderlands is on Playstation but in 2 and 3 moxxie gives you a gun that turns your controller into a vibrator
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Play borderlands 2 and get the guns from moxxi one of the vibrates constantly when equipped
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
As I played it with mouse and keyboard, I never got to experience the rumble effects of Moxxi’s gear.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 months ago
OOP should just hump a Furby like a normal person
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 months ago
If those Furbies could feel anything, that’d be a warcrime.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 months ago
So this brings up a funny story.
IDK when, but I was on a trip, thinking about my ex wife(then girlfriend at the time) with my parents somewhere and they had these vibrating back massager things. Usually they’re like 4 wooden balls on sticks attached to a wooden handle. I knew how much my ex loved it. Anyway I thought “dude fucking brilliant” and I bought it for her and my parents were like: “Uh, ok? You sure she’s going to like that?” “I’m like are you kidding me? The number of times I have to get sore hands from giving her a back massage is incredible!” Oh, I’m like 15 at the time.
Well, I gift it to her, and with the smallest hint of embarrassment says she absolutely loves. That night she thanks me again, saying it made things so much easier, in kind of a flirty tone. I completely miss all social cues always so this didn’t register. Sometime later I come over and she wants one of the back rubs, and I’m like “hey, grab that tool I got!”
She responds with “I’m not in the mood for that, besides it’s out of batteries.”
I thought I was going to fold into myself. “How many back rubs have you given yourself?” “Oh, like none. Just the fun stuff.” The heaviest levels of cringe hit, knowing how many people saw me buying this for my girlfriend completely oblivious to what it would be used for.
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 5 months ago
Getting your gf a vibrator is adorable.
Sparkles@fedia.io 5 months ago
Just pop over to cvs and get a back massager.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Someone desperate enough to masturbate with a ps5 controller does not have the means to buy anything.
Sparkles@fedia.io 5 months ago
I was thinking it might be an embarrassment issue. But that’s a good point. Although PS5 are pretty expensive iirc.
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Back in my day, people used the REZ vibrator accessory.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I bought one in like 2006, and still have it! You could also plug it into the computer, turn vibration to max, and it would go until you closed the program.
Great accessory!
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
No help to them now, especially on PS, but the xbox 360 had a game just for this. Well, for neck massages, wink.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Sony should sell their own vibrators. Like a DS5, but everything cut off except for the grip to hold the vibration motor and the Dpad to adjust the settings.
LePoisson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My initial Google search with Gemini says neither Sony nor their subsidiaries produce adult novelty vibrators.
However, I would be willing to bet money the same vibrating motors in their controllers are in a vibrator somewhere without knowing more details about how that tech is sourced. I could be wrong but I like to think somewhere someone is using the same vibrator to rub one out as the one in a PS5 controller.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And a flared base, of course.
passepartout@feddit.org 5 months ago
If OP were interested in learning about tech at the same time, they could research an easy way to call the controller API with a simple button / toggle in a project, possibly writing their own controller-to-vibrator App, e.g. in Godot.
jagermo@feddit.org 5 months ago
Just use Buttplug.io
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
I… Ok that’s just impressive.
snooggums@piefed.world 5 months ago
We were vibe coding before it was cool.
ramble81@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
The only acceptable form of vibe coding
Klear@quokk.au 5 months ago
Just play Trover Saves the Universe and get the Happy Ending.
ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 5 months ago
Don't know about on PlayStation but: https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Good_Touch
An unlisted effect occurs with game controllers using vibrate that breaks the fourth wall. While the character wields the gun, the controller will vibrate continuously even when not firing.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 months ago
Wow, no subtlety whatsoever lol
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
long and hard
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
Connect to PC, use DS4Windows config screen.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 months ago
‘please, Internet, tell me how to turn my game controller into a vibrator’
Kids these days… Back in my day, we just turned on FF8 and spammed summons
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Kids these days… Back in my day, we just turned on FF8 and spammed summons
pre-teen me spamming Shiva.
4am@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
We played Rez with the Trance Vibrator
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I still have Rez and the official trance vibrator!
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Oooooh Shiva, you can be my ice queen any day
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 5 months ago
You missed out on the tomb raider demo disc that came with PlayStation magazine (probably issue 73 based on the fact I have it and I wasn’t subscribed very long while demo discs were a thing) Same era.
If you went for a swim in the pool, and swam into the side, you’d not only get a constant intense vibration, you’d also get to see her swimming motion, and I don’t think it had breath mechanics yet (or at least she wouldn’t die in the demo zone), so you could take your time. Win win.
There was also a vibration test in the menu if you just wanted no frills.
Speculater@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh God, I literally quit the game because the summons were so absurd. I feel I spent more time watching the same animations than I did playing the game.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 months ago
?
Bro you spammed limit breaks in that game, tell your kid self to git gud
FF7 was the unrelenting Summon Fest once you got mimic and w-summon
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
At least there was button tapping to power up so there was SOMETHING to do during the forever animations
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 5 months ago
I was obsessed with that game when it came out. Just played it again, and it’s actually pretty bad. Even without using summons at all, and with emulator fast-forward on most of the time, it’s almost unbearably slow and tedious.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I imagine that’s a design consideration.- same with Ultima and other big spells. You get a big payoff after a big wind-up. It’s trying to telegraph that if you want speed you should build your party differently using junctions
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
They don’t do that because the controller chip will cancel vibration after a while. The reason for that is exactly what you would imagine people used it for.
Amir@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
DS4Windows can make a DS4 vibrate for at least like 60 seconds…
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Talking out of your ass like this must get you far in life. You’re quite good at it.
papalonian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Got a source for that? It’s pretty easy to manually make controllers vibrate until you tell them to stop
jaaake@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How long is “a while?” I added this to a game but never tested it beyond a few minutes. The player can toggle it on or off, it is intended to stay on until toggled off as I did not add a timer to it.
Also, if there is a restriction at the firmware level, I suspect the reasoning would be as more of a safety measure to prevent excessive motor wear or battery drain.
JTskulk@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I just bought a new gamepad, the first with a rumblepak/vibrator that I’ve ever owned. I didn’t know how to test it so I found 2 websites that will just vibrate it however you want. Then I found that this old remastered boomer shooter has rumble even when playing with keyboard and mouse! Let it sit on my belly while playing lol