peoplebeproblems
@peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
- Comment on International Shitpost Wednesday! 6 hours ago:
That’s a turtle with a single hair, and impaled by a really, really big pole.
- Comment on Get a job 2025 political compass 1 day ago:
I don’t think I understand what’s going on here.
Clearly the fetish is being a masochist. And masochists pay for doms. They’re all advertising cheap pain services, EXCEPT alice, who isn’t advertising, and mentions a rabbit hole, and the only thing I can think of is that she doesn’t mean her rabbit holes.
What am I missing?
- Comment on just one more bro 4 days ago:
Are you referring to the holographic principal?
My dad is a mathematician and loves to play with it. He’s got entire notebooks with it but unfortunately nothing profound (he was a professor for years). Mostly just proofs resulting in what’s already been published (not sure why, maybe he’s looking for something or just thinks it’s cool?)
- Comment on just one more bro 4 days ago:
It’s all fun and games until someone points out that anti-atoms are predicted to have identical properties to atoms.
Then the whole chiral parity symmetry stuff gets involved, and you talk about quantized spacetime, and how come the entire universe is essentially perturbations on a continous universe spanning set of fields, and things start getting existential.
I personally believe time is the real problem.
- Comment on JSON Statham 4 days ago:
Even better, we need to tape it to a door before the picture
I don’t have a color printer though.
- Comment on JSON Statham 4 days ago:
Quick, someone print this meme out then take a picture of it and upload it. Let’s the see how deepfried we can make this thing
- Comment on The Discord Breach Might Be Worse Than We Thought, As The Hacker Is Said To Have Two Million Age Verification Photos 6 days ago:
Age verification photos?
- Comment on it's true! 6 days ago:
Not shown: the limestone 16" down.
- Comment on Colorado delenda est 1 week ago:
Man I was hoping this was real thanks :(
- Comment on Dangerous crow 1 week ago:
What’s wrong with bangs? They’re fucking hot
- Comment on I wonder what game they're trying to play 1 week ago:
So this brings up a funny story.
IDK when, but I was on a trip, thinking about my ex wife(then girlfriend at the time) with my parents somewhere and they had these vibrating back massager things. Usually they’re like 4 wooden balls on sticks attached to a wooden handle. I knew how much my ex loved it. Anyway I thought “dude fucking brilliant” and I bought it for her and my parents were like: “Uh, ok? You sure she’s going to like that?” “I’m like are you kidding me? The number of times I have to get sore hands from giving her a back massage is incredible!” Oh, I’m like 15 at the time.
Well, I gift it to her, and with the smallest hint of embarrassment says she absolutely loves. That night she thanks me again, saying it made things so much easier, in kind of a flirty tone. I completely miss all social cues always so this didn’t register. Sometime later I come over and she wants one of the back rubs, and I’m like “hey, grab that tool I got!”
She responds with “I’m not in the mood for that, besides it’s out of batteries.”
I thought I was going to fold into myself. “How many back rubs have you given yourself?” “Oh, like none. Just the fun stuff.” The heaviest levels of cringe hit, knowing how many people saw me buying this for my girlfriend completely oblivious to what it would be used for.
- Comment on Crunchyroll Faces Cancelation: Why Anime Fans Are Choosing Piracy After Latest Update 1 week ago:
I cancelled it because I forgot I had it a few days ago. This is merely coincidence to me but nice coincidence.
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 1 week ago:
UTC obviously.
- Comment on Scroll too fast and you'll miss it... 1 week ago:
Ah crap now I see it lmfao
The flames do look like burning people
- Comment on Scroll too fast and you'll miss it... 1 week ago:
I guess, but I don’t get what makes the photoshopped guys in armor make this a shitpost
Or if you scroll too fast.
I feel like there’s meaning I’m missing
- Comment on Scroll too fast and you'll miss it... 1 week ago:
Yeah I ain’t seeing it either
- Comment on AI Coding Is Massively Overhyped, Report Finds 2 weeks ago:
“No Duh,” say senior developers everywhere.
I’m so glad this was your first line in the post
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 2 weeks ago:
The shriveled up dehydrated snack?
They don’t actually say, but I imagine they do get buried, you certainly wouldn’t enjoy looking at a crunchy human snack
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 2 weeks ago:
So the death stills are so efficient that all of the water gets extracted. So from a 180lb man you should get about 50L of water. (~110lbs)
All that is left is dehydrated organs, tissues and bone - various organic molecules.
You didn’t think they just built all their technology from spice and worms did you?
- Comment on 1919 (correctly) 2 weeks ago:
Wait did Socrates really say that?
God he’d absolutely hate me. I can’t memorize anything, but I can seemingly learn everything
- Comment on 1919 (correctly) 2 weeks ago:
And if they do call and it’s an emergency they’ll leave a message anyway
- Comment on You gotta rizz 'em 2 weeks ago:
Based on my 'tism
It’s the anti-rizz 'em
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 2 weeks ago:
This is the quality shitpost I have come to expect now.
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 2 weeks ago:
My brother had to look it up.
It’s a real card. $300, he’s gonna try to get one lol
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 2 weeks ago:
Godamn a perfect PSA 10. That is a rare Saddam indeed.
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 2 weeks ago:
I’ve never seen a reverse-Saddam and I am delighted to say that I’m glad it was in this community.
- Comment on Acetaminophen-American 2 weeks ago:
The Prime Autistic
- Comment on Say it slowly. 2 weeks ago:
It’s never and said that seem to be the identical meaning to me.
- Comment on Say it slowly. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah this is the one that’s tripping me up. I fucking hate the only language I speak
- Comment on Say it slowly. 2 weeks ago:
Uhm.
I might be missing something, but when I say it out loud I only get 6. I’m not sure which word I’m not stressing either.