FordBeeblebrox
@FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
- Comment on DuckDuckGo poll says 90% responders don't want AI 1 week ago:
I’m a proud graduate from the Terrence Howard school of math.
- Comment on DuckDuckGo poll says 90% responders don't want AI 1 week ago:
I guess they haven’t asked me or it’d be 91%
- Comment on The lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know it 2 weeks ago:
One time I was both fine and dandy for about an hour, but nobody asked how I was!
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 3 weeks ago:
That’s just the tray that holds the rack I put the bacon on, it’s supposed to be seasoned in grease
- Comment on I've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter. 4 weeks ago:
Deer come up to eat the apples and other berries from the garden, now deer is in freezer ready for grill.
Hillbilly tip: soak venison in buttermilk for a few hours to remove the gamey taste
- Comment on From our family to yours, merry Christmas! 1 month ago:
Terrible film, moral of the story is learn other languages if you’re working in a polyglot place
The whole first scene of the original was the Norwegian guy screaming about the monster and the yank base chief just shoots him instead of the randomly appearing dog
- Comment on This was great 1 month ago:
Mary: The greatest cheater/liar in history and we all have the children celebrate it
- Comment on Delicious rocks 1 month ago:
Yup. What’s the easiest way to crimp a little weight on a line when you’re tying a lure? The Mark 1 tooth.
- Comment on Anti-Palestinian Billionaires Can Now Control What TikTok Users See 1 month ago:
He won. Every person employed by the TSA and every shoe removed is a posthumous W for crippling America
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 1 month ago:
Once he breaks out the pan flute it’s game over
- Comment on Do we have No Man's Sky fans here? 1 month ago:
It doesn’t help that 10 seconds into punching rocks for resources, a swarm of flying hunter bots shows up to try and kill you so now you’re running with 2% of the fuel you need
- Comment on overstimulate yourself 1 month ago:
At least two and lots of water.
- Comment on Sooo... This is happening on Imgur 1 month ago:
Better accuracy and mainly thinking of the longer range, to give oneself a wider choice of nests. You’re right though, the .308 would be much more difficult to trace. The truly important bit is sighting in the scope and practice.
- Comment on Sooo... This is happening on Imgur 1 month ago:
.338 Lapua for the soul
- Comment on This, a pen, and coffee 1 month ago:
That’s one of the very few gripes I have with BG3, depending on your party makeup shit can go down real fast and boom someone is unhappy with you or you’re in initiative, the log doesn’t always show everything said or how/why someone is suddenly dead and tracing back is like trying to follow a conversation on twitter
- Comment on Simple test to see if you are normal or have a flithy mind 1 month ago:
Look, if your girl has that cake sometimes you want a bite
- Comment on This, a pen, and coffee 1 month ago:
That would be Morrowind, where people gave you directions like “just past the creek to the east.”
- Comment on YSK about Project 100,000, when the US conscripted people with mental disabilities to be used as cannon fodder in Vietnam, suffering triple the casualties of other soldiers 2 months ago:
Well, it shows the state of the country regarding protesting the war in Vietnam, Black Panthers and such, although we don’t get to hear what he says about the war at the National Mall before he spots her running out.
- Comment on Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn 2 months ago:
Those folks aren’t looking up “two adults having sex,” we’ve seen the contents of computers and it’s ALWAYS an R screaming about porn with 7 year olds in a folder on the desktop.
- Comment on Any guesses? 2 months ago:
I’ve always heard it as turtle gear, mostly since lots of farm equipment has a turtle and rabbit as slow/fast.
- Comment on We've done it, boys 2 months ago:
It was supposed to be our shipyard to build bigger ships than we could lift to orbit, until the dick waving started. NASA had much much bigger plans than just walking around on the moon.
- Comment on What game is a guilty pleasure of yours? 2 months ago:
I actually just got back into it since I never finished the main quest line and it’s actually more fun to play now, big fixes and optimization for the series S/X made load screens instant and I’m blazing through stuff a lot faster.
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 2 months ago:
That’s an open target, double check wind and your scope
- Comment on These should be brought back 2 months ago:
I burnt a hole in my grandmas passenger seat and got grounded for a week while I cleaned the whole interior
- Comment on Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken 2 months ago:
Sorry, your subscription to CarRepair has expired. Would you like to renew for $29.99 recurring monthly and allow your car to start again? Clippy can wait forever and even has tips about roadside engine repair!*
*tips included with paid subscription
- Comment on YSK: The Invention Secrecy Act is a US federal law authorizing the government to suppress disclosure of certain inventions for reasons of national security. 6,543 inventions are currently suppressed. 2 months ago:
Well I already have my scuba license, time to go apartment hunting
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Someone is gonna time how long she pours and try to copyright it
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 2 months ago:
I should clarify…Diablo is trying to do the same all heat no flavor but is not actually that spicy, and tastes bad to boot.
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 2 months ago:
It’s like Da Bomb sauce on Hot Ones, it’s not even good they just try to make it burn except it’s not hot either
- Comment on xkcd #3167: Car Size 2 months ago:
Maybe he doesn’t mention it cause it’s all dinged up since he’s shit at parking. Thinking you’re a god means fuck off fuck off in parallel
