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@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
- Comment on What if 21 hours ago:
I’m counting that as a threesome.
- Comment on Ball for a ball 1 day ago:
Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?
Hint: it leads to a headstone…
- Comment on YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems 2 days ago:
All my zippers play Careless Whisper
- Comment on example of radical politics 6 days ago:
I got this!!!
- Comment on Relatable conch snails 6 days ago:
Bongus.
I have a weird spring allergy sinus pressure thing going on, but I’m trying to maintain without drilling a couple relief holes in my face.
- Comment on At last we know all his answers 1 week ago:
I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope mayying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…
- Comment on Auto sorting trash can 1 week ago:
Me: Throws picture of Ex
Bin: Doesn’t move
Screen: “Take her back. Is this correct?”
- Comment on K Y S 1 week ago:
Mixed messages from the yield sign ahead
- Comment on Tesla Slumps Below 50% Share of California's Electric Car Market 1 week ago:
Rivian & the 2 or 3 models the big manufacturers have. I see way more hybrids than full electrics in my area.
- Comment on Happy Easter from the POTUS 1 week ago:
Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.
My guess is the cross is his phylactery.
- Comment on Who's That Pokémon? 1 week ago:
They’re beautiful 🥹
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Somebody call Code Bullet!
- Comment on Exclusive: Tesla to delay US launch of affordable EV, a lower-cost Model Y, sources say 1 week ago:
Just spray it with acetone and wait a bit…
- Comment on Who's That Pokémon? 1 week ago:
I want to pick Gengar, but can I just say the OG Ghost trio?
- Comment on The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore 1 week ago:
There’s a whole instance…
- Comment on Nintendo ‘warned to expect 145% tariff on Nintendo Switch 2’ 1 week ago:
“But that only effects those people… What about me!?”
- Comment on Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned! 2 weeks ago:
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Must wear pin
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Must recite MAGA pledge on command
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Must not criticize Glorious Leader™
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- Comment on Trump's tariffs force laptop makers like Dell and Lenovo to halt US shipments 2 weeks ago:
Or if the Judges enforce anything
- Comment on Hot take: Get your game reviews from gamers, not from collectors 2 weeks ago:
Oh shit, I’ve been cloned!
- Comment on Hades 2 will be a Nintendo Switch 2 console exclusive at launch 2 weeks ago:
When I got my deck, my instant library of things to play due to old Humble Bundle purchases was staggering.
My backlog would take several lifetimes to complete, and I still by new games because “sale!”
I need to DL all of them before society collapses and there’s no access…
“But there was time now…”
- Comment on They do this so you will stare at it and increase the accuracy of your aim 2 weeks ago:
One of the buildings where I took classes had little bees painted in the urinals. They were slightly off center, just enough for you to notice it and focus on it to see what looked weird.
- Comment on Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console 3 weeks ago:
Or they will be worth their weight in gold like GameCube Component cables
- Comment on BAFTA Crowns Shenmue "The Most Influential Video Game Of All Time" In Surprise Result | Time Extension 3 weeks ago:
I wholeheartedly agree with Rouge. As far as “New” games that are the most influential, my vote goes to Vampire Survivors.
- Comment on Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders over tariff concerns 3 weeks ago:
Are… Are we great again, yet?
- Comment on A Real Scumbag 3 weeks ago:
It makes a little sense if you think about it: It’s like how companies hiring hackers for their IT security.
It’s a classic case of 10 seconds of thinking something is a genius level idea and running with it without thinking “hmm, is this going to bite me in the ass?”
- Comment on The NGage Has A New Boxed Game For The First Time In 20 Years 3 weeks ago:
I had a couple of Symbian OS phones, I wish it would make a comeback
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 weeks ago:
I would love to find a pair of the earbuds that came with the OG Game Boy. I don’t know if they were the best things ever, or if I wasn’t so much of an audiophile then.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 weeks ago:
I learned to ride my bike one handed so I could carry my boom box. Tracking down 8 D Batteries was the hardest part.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 4 weeks ago:
If you want the angriest horny song ever, it’s definitely NIN - Closer
- Comment on Why women live longer then men 4 weeks ago:
I’ve seen these type of breakdowns before, they usually started with:
“Undian Here!”
…but then shit happened and the Internet became less fun. I hope Lemmy never gets to that point because I love it here, too!
