ouRKaoS
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- Comment on Srsly 5 hours ago:
Everything is online now, so inviting friends over us counter-intuitive.
I’m just old enough to have fond memories of Xbox LAN parties, multiCube Double Dash, and Zelda: Four Swords.
…well, maybe not so fond on 4 swords, I think I still have Fire Rod PTSD.
- Comment on Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle? 3 days ago:
Justified Homicide
- Comment on OpenAI wins $200m contract with US military for ‘warfighting’ 3 days ago:
- Comment on Radical moth 4 days ago:
He’s an angry moth!
- Comment on They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes 4 days ago:
Management: if they hit the numbers while taking extra breaks, that means we could raise the numbers higher and not have to pay them more?
Also management: We need more temps, out turnover rate is terrible! No one wants to work anymore…
- Comment on Tesla's European car sales nosedive for fifth month as customers switch to Chinese EVs 4 days ago:
GASP!
You mean… Proper capitalism!?
- Comment on Please remember to spread the word about this :( 4 days ago:
- Comment on double kill! 5 days ago:
But not gay… The tips aren’t touching.
- Comment on Seriously, it was all the rage back when I joined my first instance. 6 days ago:
I remember a bit of Bean Jean overlap, and I’ve seen a bean lamp recently, but no jean lamp yet.
- Comment on wtf 6 days ago:
That’s why you can’t take your eyes off the snail!
- Comment on burgdr 1 week ago:
Who ate my fuckin’ nuggets!?
- Comment on Always wanted to start a cult 1 week ago:
Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?
- Comment on As neglected as the 7 button on a microwave 1 week ago:
The +30 seconds button that auto starts my microwave gets used probably 10x as much as the others.
- Comment on We live in a society or smth 1 week ago:
Watergate was covered by journalists; these “articles” are written by clickbait engagement employees.
- Comment on Mudita Kompakt 1 week ago:
Me, staring at password puzzle: …i’ll just hotspot my laptop this one time…
Narrator: It wasn’t one time.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 1 week ago:
I’m about to blow your fucking mind…
- Comment on BEHOLD! THE SCP FOUNDATION! 1 week ago:
That’s a three-phase power button
- Comment on Dear Kevin 1 week ago:
Didn’t know Kevin was such a sub…
- Comment on Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction 1 week ago:
Membership is going to be linked to your DNA, the register will prick your finger to make sure you’re valid.
- Comment on New Lemmy meta just dropped.. 1 week ago:
So how many tentacles we talking here?
- Comment on Real af 1 week ago:
My circadian arrhythmia is perfectly fine, thank you very much!
- Comment on Cultural differences 1 week ago:
As a kid, I always wanted to buy a lobster from the grocery store and keep it as a pet.
As an adult, I researched how big of a PITA saltwater aquarium care is and I do not have a pet lobster.
- Comment on A 3-tonne, $1.5 billion satellite to watch Earth’s every move is set to launch this week 1 week ago:
I made the mistake of thinking KSP was a game and not literal mother fucking rocket science.
There was a lot of explosions and no space.
- Comment on PC Gaming’s Mascot Squad—who makes the cut? 2 weeks ago:
You missed Blizzard’s ICON: Deckard Cain.
Say it with me everyone:
“Stay awhile and listen…”
- Comment on devinetly organic... 2 weeks ago:
No, that’s organism. It’s actually a play by Shakespeare.
- Comment on AGI achieved 🤖 2 weeks ago:
If you want an even older example, the ghosts in Pac-Man could be considered AI as well.
- Comment on It was a cartoon version of Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners TV series 2 weeks ago:
I was going to guess the gerbil tampon
- Comment on VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website. 2 weeks ago:
Passings laws we don’t like?
NO PORN FOR YOU!!!
- Comment on It was a cartoon version of Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners TV series 2 weeks ago:
So what Flintstones animal had it the worst?
- Comment on His last pickup rolled over. 2 weeks ago:
It’s nice to see someone else posting an Ocean Smurf. Thought I dreamed them for a while!
