ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HowdoyouKEN!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  …but Ken has the fire dragon punch…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This speaks for itself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I take road trips I try to spot the old Pizza Hut buildings by the shape of the roof. It’s surprising how many there are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why was 1995 video games console very pixel art graphics but music was high quality and images were great??,⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Couple things about the virtual boy:

  • It was pixelated, it was nowhere near the power of the home consoles. It sits between the Game Boy color & Game Boy advance.

  • It had an LED display in the mid 90’s, hence the monochrome. Making it full color would have been cost prohibitive, as they would have had to add in 4 more displays (two for each eye), and triple the storage for games as everything would have to be rendered 3 times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the best looking retro console or PC?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I went from Glacier OG to Silver SP. Never got a Micro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the best looking retro console or PC?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  GBA Glacier

  I’m partial to the translucent version of the OG GBA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains a lot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cabin in the Woods

  Who had ‘Lab grown Black Hole?’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All the more reason for flying cars in the US:

  • No flight safety

  • So expensive only the rich can afford them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your favorite retro racing game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A game that no one I know IRL knows exists without me telling them:

  Eliminator Boat Duel on NES.

  Basically Super off-road meets Cobra Triangle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your favorite retro racing game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rock & Roll Racing is top tier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't believe what I was seeing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People that stupid are out there… I saw someone at Costco trying to get a 90" TV into a Prius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FTC investigates “tech censorship,” says it’s un-American and may be illegal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How long until hosting a Lemmy instance is illegal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All of Humane's AI pins will stop working in 10 days⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep!

  All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it’s gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they’ll drop $100 million to “stay relevant in today’s climate” without doing any work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gift of speech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here in America we’d call that a “Music Festival” and due to taking things too far instead of bongs there would be bongs, alcohol, meth, ecstasy, heroin, and a variety of prescription pills. There would also be a couple “discreetly” having sex in the middle of the crowd, and someone passed out after having shit their pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gift of speech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an American:

  1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.

  B - I’m sad that I have no idea what a “bush doof” is, but it sounds pretty cool if there’s bongs and turtle balls.

  Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point

  IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.

  f - I think I lost count of which point I was on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PTSD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh fuck… Recognized it immediately

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's talk...wait... No! Not like that!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think calling him a wild card is giving him too much credit.

  He’s like the card that tells you the rules of a game: thinks he’s important, but no one cares.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's talk...wait... No! Not like that!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the current administration’s version of rifle therapy would be a firing squad…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games franchises that need metroidvania spinoffs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Lost Vikings as a Metroidvania would be ridiculous.

  3 characters have to spit up & collect things so they can come back together and use their combined efforts to progress…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Making the shape of your favorite thing into a surf board⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought sharks didn’t bite politicians because the politicians are full of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Making the shape of your favorite thing into a surf board⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta scare away the sharks! They’re not going to try and eat a massive dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chinese EV leader BYD to offer ‘God’s Eye’ self-driving system on all models⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Holy Spirit Shift-it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a roller skate sandal if you ask me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hear me out…

  You know those “professional” slapping contests?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of them even have a red light that comes on to indicate proximity… This is diabolically genius level trolling!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just day dreaming when this struck me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Santa = Rich uncle that likes to give gifts.

  EB = Drunk uncle that tries to imitate Santa.

  “HEY KIDS! Here’s abasket of… Idunno… toysnsugarnsomestuff! I got uhh… Some… Some… Uhh… OhyeahIgoteggstoo! Iforgotwheretheywentsoyougottafindemyourself! 'Kbye!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disregard Beans, Acquire Sweater⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Old Navy came along & ate their lunch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Talking about my roommate to my friends before realizing I'm bi [Day 69]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only the government attacks low hanging fruit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Arbok vs Muk

  Arbok is ‘Kobra’ spelled backwards…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bukakke Pit Fighting.

  There.

  Now you have to think of that, too…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't stop starring at that necklace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you hadn’t mentioned the necklace, I wouldn’t have seen it