ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry, my computer phone will remember things for me.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The number of times I have been absolutely sober and panicked thinking the house was only fire while the oven is self cleaning is more than zero…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOAT league⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean “Kachew!” It’s a legally distinct catchphrase!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello! As someone who fell into the rabbit hole years ago, I would like to inform/warn you that “roguelite deckbuilder” is a genre.

  Sorry / Your Welcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yule Tidings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I just logged into my humble bundle account & looked at all the codes I haven’t redeemed yet…

  What was that about altering the laws of physics, time and the universe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yule Tidings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to finish all the games in my steam library

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Le Reddit Army is Here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Green Mario

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magnus Carlsen: Chess champion quits FIDE tournament after being told to change jeans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are Olympic runners who compete barefoot, you should be able to play chess without pants!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patient gamer badge of honor on the Steam Replay 2024⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Balatro skewed my numbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this town has been well known for a long time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Team_America_Vomit_Scene.gif

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some videogame ads from the 1990s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember seeing the left one in EGM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plat plat plat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  an evolutionary pressure for them to develop that attack behaviour

  Defensive pack tactics.

  A few members of the frog army do a Kermitkaze on whatever predator is a threat and the rest all escape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Do not pet’: Why are robot dogs patrolling Mar-A-Lago?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dress like Trump, attack it, then flee.

  Guess who’s now considered a threat to the AI?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrappers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s spiders all the way down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrappers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I really hope these things live in a different hemisphere than I do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But yes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  • Preadors with cloaking devices
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …well shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had “Thunder Punch” He-man who had a little backpack that took the circle 6-shot caps. You twisted his torso & got a BANG! with the punch.

  The 80’s were a time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a couple with spring loaded “crash damage”, one on the side and one on the rear. When it got hit hard enough, the panel would flip around and the car would be “dented”.

  Was awesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come to the Deep Sea!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just hope they stay in the deep sea…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A 3d printed dock with a nub underneath, so you just push the whole thing down and it hits the button.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit is profitable for the first time ever, with nearly 100 million daily users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was there for 10 years myself and I fully agree. I think peak Reddit was during the age of the novelty accounts; it still felt new & fun, like you were a part of something no one knew about, even though everybody knew about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you can say segs on the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard “non-tradional Seppuku”, which got a dark humor laugh from me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just beat Luigi's Mansion for the first time! Happy (almost) Halloween everyone!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seconded! It’s about time for me to break out the GameCube again…

  Someone mentioned Baiten Kaitos not to long ago and that almost made me dig it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russian TV companies demand 2 undecillion rubles from Google⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I will pitch in .000000000000000000000001 Bitcoin, so that’s either insignificant or enough to pay off everything, I have no idea!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you can say segs on the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can say sex, but you should have censored sh!t.

  They’re coming for you…

  At least you didn’t say [UN-ALIVE], they edit comments for that before they come aft–

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best I can do is a copy of Battletoads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate that that happens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The use of emojis is.slowly converting written language back to hieroglyphics, so your new language is already happening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not haunted.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I get an affordable price, I’d take haunted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like a toy 'yota.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was about to say if you put something in the bed, I bet it would pop a wheelie and spin in circles!