ouRKaoS

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA Puts Wikipedia in Its Crosshairs⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  No firewall, you’ll just have to log into the Internet via a federal ID and speeds will be cut in half because every packet gets copied to a government server for evidence against you-- I mean, to protect the children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[The Neverhood] “Unintentionally Scary” - Earlybird⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember playing the demo in my high school computer programming class, good times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How To Argue With An AI Booster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheaper to manufacture, yes, but then they’d lose all the sweet residuals from selling consumer data.

  No one checks the privacy policy for a dishwasher. If a washing machine can send over 3gb of data in a day, I’d bet every other “smart” appliance is doing something similar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stranger Things Season 5 will be set in 1987⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So who gets bitten by the animatronic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asleep at the switch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta get a chant going to get the crowd’s attention:

  “WHOSE got *NAR-*can!? 👏-👏-👏👏👏”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intelligent Design⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This D&D alignment chart is weird…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Teenage me had access to $1 Junior bacon cheeseburgers. I have ordered 10+ on multiple occasions.

  Paying $30 for one burger would not have happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨two sides⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shouldn’t Meg’s hat be blue? The colors swapped on Chris’s hat…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The recent Steam censorship debacle actually sort of opened me up to adult games.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure a majority of people touched a real penis before touching a real gun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The recent Steam censorship debacle actually sort of opened me up to adult games.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Flipwitch is a fantastic little Metroidvania that I can’t talk to my “normal” gaming friends about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a USian, even we are baffled by measuring things in hands and stone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The last data breach I can think of that was widely known was Ashley Madison. I think if the Porn ID data got leaked it would have a similar spread (giggity), due to a similar scandalous nature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also “Data breach of 500K users IDs discovered on dark web”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean Treasure Planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human geography⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always preferred the Cunning type over the Super type.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Date Trailer (September 4)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Two weeks is essentially a rounding error at this point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also at any moment the other personality that wants to use the knife for some kinky shit could come out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It slaps tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The struggle isn’t real until you’ve had a nap for lunch & went to bed early for dinner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It slaps tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First thing I thought when I saw the picture.

  Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other. Roll the dog back and forth a bit so the condiments spread out and don’t soak through the bread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Talk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ASCII art in the comments

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The bad part is, as soon as you discover this cabinet, 3 of her personalities are behind you with a knife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dennis Prager in Harlem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This timeline sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a perfect anime?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Akira

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a perfect anime?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The amount of scrolling I had to do before I saw Bebop was concerning…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monthly challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go on, keep them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ±5%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s one of the few careers that still offers a pension.a few decades of being a cop, which is nothing to a vampire, and you get a nice chunk of change monthly.

  Spend a century as a cop, do 25 years for 4 different departments, collect 4 pensions. Seems like a pretty good plan for a young vampire to pull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Weaner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely doesn’t look quick enough to escape from a predator…

  Maybe they weaned him wrong on purpose, as a joke survival tactic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you do it right, I think it summons a Kaiju.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rick Astley breakups must be awkward - "You said you were never gonna give me up!!!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You are a wonderful person, thank you!!!

  I’m saving this and may try to complete it, or at least add a few more