ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notepad gets AI features like Summarize, Write, and Rewrite, using local and cloud models.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like I gotta go boot up the Packard Bell & get Notepad.exe from my Windows 3.1 install…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SEND NEWTS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Adding this to my “spam text replies”!

  Perfect companion to this one: WAP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bulls On Parade⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The Machine started paying people’s bills and they thought “Well maybe it’s not so bad…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Except everyone is doing a bad job, because the standard corporate holds you to is the work of 10 people for 3% of your current wage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many hands long do they get?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget that distance is somehow different on water, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many hands long do they get?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sugar, cake mix, and corn syrup!? Better add a pinch of salt (to taste) to balance out all that sweetness!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom!!!! Can we pls???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Everytime someone mentions this show, I can’t help but hear the title in the breathy, whispered voice they used between commercials.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Games: 🙃⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The little sprouts in Pokemon that you had to cut were pretty bad, considering the flaming death I had since 10 minutes into the game…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We could have had it all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Terrifyingly large, I’d say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shape up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a picture earlier of some guy they said was the shooter & in custody, but then heard that they didn’t have anyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biblically accurate Furby⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  FNAF Furby…

  As if it wasn’t terrifying enough already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biblically accurate Furby⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …and now Fergie’s annoying ass song is stuck in my head.

  Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a heart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This one’s moving too fast, it’s beginning to redshift…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mother Earth is getting HOT, but it shouldn't be this way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows Earth isn’t flat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He comin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Swerve? Nope!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They couldn’t find a scantily clad, hot, black cartoon chick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux Mint 22.2 “Zara” Is Now Available for Download⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I ran Puppy off of a 4gb USB for almost 2 years when the hard drive crashed in my desktop years ago. As far as the “it just works” OS’s go, it was fantastic.

  Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution that works well!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not the right person, but I am sufficiently warned and I hope I never do what the right person did to get this warning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Band name? Band name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Surprise—Nobody Wants 8K TVs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I only want the curved IMAX version, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely lemmings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuckfugget

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most things people consider “empty” are still full of atmospheric gases, dust, etc.

  You could see inside of a sterile container inside of a vacuum chamber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Malicious compliance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a certain set of people who would still treat retail workers like shit b/c “I had to put up with it, so they can too!” And I want to take my foot down their shins just thinking about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about I just find a bush outside?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they just liked to watch…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No justice, no peace.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think at that point you have to get someone to volunteer as tribute…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It turns out Nokia’s legendary font makes for a great general user interface font – OSnews⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  💯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t we just get Truck-kun to Isekai a bunch of people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to say “Customers”, but I hated my coworkers too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA Puts Wikipedia in Its Crosshairs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No firewall, you’ll just have to log into the Internet via a federal ID and speeds will be cut in half because every packet gets copied to a government server for evidence against you-- I mean, to protect the children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[The Neverhood] “Unintentionally Scary” - Earlybird⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember playing the demo in my high school computer programming class, good times.