ouRKaoS
@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
- Comment on Save as PDF 2 hours ago:
one wonders how this kind of people can walk and talk at the same time
They can’t. These are the people who have a family reunion in the middle of aisle 6 in the grocery store because the haven’t seen little Breighlynne since she was this big! We need to get together sometime so all the–
You need to get the hell away from the tortilla chips before I justifiably crash out!
- Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers 1 day ago:
The best thing about ski jumping is a Japanese video from the early Internet days where they rolled different tires down a jump to see which one went the furthest. Looked like it was recorded on VHS and digitized by a TI-83 to post online, but it’s awesome. Gotta go search for it again!
- Comment on Is the Raspberry Pi Still an Affordable SBC? I Don't Think So 1 day ago:
I linuxed a $50 Chromebook & I use it to do sketchy shit that I don’t want to try on my main rig. “Hey, I found a flashdrive at the park! Let’s plug it into the ChromeBurner”!
- Comment on Taste the flavor 2 days ago:
Menthol is just cool spicy
- Comment on Me after too long of a nap 3 days ago:
I’ll be up soon, just 5… more… weeks…
- Comment on AltaVista? 5 days ago:
Excite was my go-to in the early Internet days…
- Comment on Not sketchy at all 6 days ago:
Joined! Thanks!
- Comment on Not sketchy at all 6 days ago:
Is there a Pareidolia community on Lemmy? That’s one of the fun ones I miss from… The Other Place
- Comment on Super mario world ghost house theme. 1 week ago:
Similar vein, I’d go with the treasure chest “Da-na-na-naaaaaaahhh!”
- Comment on Y'all got one, right? 1 week ago:
My neighbor’s said I was “Woke”, so I got a red tailed hawk instead of a bald eagle and now their worldview is crumbling.
- Comment on Players are returning their Dispatch copies due to Switch censorship 1 week ago:
I’ve heard “if it were raining titties, I’d open my mouth and catch a dick.”
- Comment on Miss me yet? 1 week ago:
Dark humor is like food: you like some, you don’t like some, and not everyone gets it.
Have a nice day!
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Going above/below the scale just means that the weather is too hot/cold to do anything.
- Comment on Miss me yet? 1 week ago:
When my mom was talking on the phone and I wanted to talk to her, I’d press the button to hang up.
As an adult, if I had done this as a child I would not be an adult.
- Comment on "So, how's your 2036 been so far?" 1 week ago:
Monkey gang rise up! 🐵
- Comment on Lobster feast 2 weeks ago:
Dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy Dun Dun Diggity dun
- Comment on I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do. 2 weeks ago:
I bet you say that to all the guys… 😘
- Comment on Real and True 2 weeks ago:
I remember doing this with the original DOOM. It took 3 networked PC’s running the game to do it, but it gave you so much view.
- Comment on I stopped to pick up a tooth from the middle of the road. 2 weeks ago:
A trapezoid is just a triangle with one corner cut off. I can see a shape being described as both.
- Comment on pls no 2 weeks ago:
…so you know those recipes for homemade pepper spray? Would it be possible to make datura spray? Asking for a friend…
- Comment on shut the hell up 2 weeks ago:
I always thank the machines so when their time comes they will remember and my death will be swift and painless.
- Comment on Nova Launcher gets a new owner and... ads 2 weeks ago:
But if you’re not installing updates to patch out a zero day, the vulnerability is still there.
- Comment on So few understand what has been there 2 weeks ago:
We are quickly approaching the point where people begin asking what the phone icon is instead of being a “phone”…
- Comment on QWOP 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, right when you get a rhythm and think you have things figured out… WHAM! Hurfle in the chest/shin/kneecap ohgodwhyamiupsidedown Game Over!
- Comment on Be ungovernable 3 weeks ago:
I’ve heard that having a parrot for a pet is like having a perpetual 3 year old that can fly. Sounds like literal hell to me.
- Comment on Would you exchange your beauty for anything else? 3 weeks ago:
The children yearn for the mines…
- Comment on Everybody: Share Your Funniest Current or Past Desktop Backgrounds! 3 weeks ago:
My desktop is kinda basic: SMB world 1-1, stretched across 2 monitors. The sky fades to a darker blue; I hate desktop clutter, so it’s just enough “art” so that it’s not a solid color.
I’m boring, lol.
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 3 weeks ago:
no one should be a billionaire
Whose parents do I have to kill to make one of these billionaires into Batman?
- Comment on purely basedbon vibes 3 weeks ago:
Windows ME
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 3 weeks ago:
Jindiana?