ouRKaoS
@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
- Comment on QWOP 20 hours ago:
Yeah, right when you get a rhythm and think you have things figured out… WHAM! Hurfle in the chest/shin/kneecap ohgodwhyamiupsidedown Game Over!
- Comment on Be ungovernable 1 day ago:
I’ve heard that having a parrot for a pet is like having a perpetual 3 year old that can fly. Sounds like literal hell to me.
- Comment on Would you exchange your beauty for anything else? 2 days ago:
The children yearn for the mines…
- Comment on Everybody: Share Your Funniest Current or Past Desktop Backgrounds! 3 days ago:
My desktop is kinda basic: SMB world 1-1, stretched across 2 monitors. The sky fades to a darker blue; I hate desktop clutter, so it’s just enough “art” so that it’s not a solid color.
I’m boring, lol.
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 4 days ago:
no one should be a billionaire
Whose parents do I have to kill to make one of these billionaires into Batman?
- Comment on purely basedbon vibes 5 days ago:
Windows ME
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 6 days ago:
Jindiana?
- Comment on Heave-ho! 6 days ago:
My wife wears anything between a DDD and an I, depending on brand / cut / style. I’ve been there for those fitting appointments, I’m really only joking about the materials, but I’m sure there’s probably some carbon fiber being used somewhere, and I’ve seen brands with trademarked stretchy/moisture-wicking fabrics, so that’s pretty true as well.
- Comment on Heave-ho! 6 days ago:
The next tier once you go far enough past D is having an appointment with specialty consultants to properly fit you into an engineered mass of patent pending fabrics, carbon fiber supports, and experimental closure devices.
This is exactly as expensive as it sounds. They make swimsuits as well…
- Comment on Self-Care 6 days ago:
Soft cricket chirp every 1486.52 seconds.
- Comment on xkcd #3193: Sailing Rigs 1 week ago:
The Flettner is real; Maybe it’s added lower just to blur the line.
- Comment on Autofocusing Smart Glasses With Eye Tracking Tech Could Make Bifocals Obsolete 1 week ago:
- Comment on Hard choices. Who would you choose? 1 week ago:
Droopy could be in the super powers conversation as well.
- Comment on the year of the linux desktop 1 week ago:
OS/2 Warp still doing numbers!
- Comment on Xbox 360 superfan amasses all 1,353 North American discs after two‑decade collection spree 1 week ago:
One of the 3.
Big Bumpin’ & Pocketbike Racer are the other two, and the racing game is better than it has any right to be.
- Comment on Dell says the quiet part out loud: Consumers don't actually care about AI PCs — "AI probably confuses them more than it helps them" 1 week ago:
They care, they just care differently. What they want is money, so they’re trying to find what the maximum price is they can sell the minimum amount of product for.
If they can dress that up as “caring for the consumer” it’s a bonus.
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 2 weeks ago:
That’s dessert after having Feetloaf for dinner.
- Comment on Help is needed 2 weeks ago:
RUN DLC
CEO Speedwagon
PC & The Sunshine Band
LLM Cool J
ZZ Cop
- Comment on Mom with the real questions 2 weeks ago:
TBH, his current weird laptop with the extendable height screen seems solidly useful.
- Comment on Roach Motel 2 weeks ago:
Heh, that’s one of the few “What the Fuck”'s I’ve seen on the Internet that I was 100% baffled by
- Comment on Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X 2 weeks ago:
I’m certain there’s a significant percentage of Grok users who feel that thins is a bonus feature, not a sickening red flag…
- Comment on i can't handle coffee 2 weeks ago:
I may have a touch of the ADHD, but never been diagnosed.
I’ve worked 3rd shift for over a decade & have cultivated my circadian arrythmia to the point where I can sleep 2 hrs and feel well rested or sleep 14 hours and be tired, but I don’t get to pick which one I get.
- Comment on i can't handle coffee 2 weeks ago:
Meanwhile, I slam 300mg in an energy drink and take a nap about 2 hours later…
- Comment on Humans rank between meerkats and beavers in monogamy ‘league table’, but sheep are sluts. 2 weeks ago:
Bro just liked to hunt & needed something to do with all that extra food.
- Comment on We all have those dreams 3 weeks ago:
Yes. Yes you have.
The only thing worse than loose scissors is overtightened scissors, though, so it’s a fine line.
- Comment on I’m somewhat of a bad dude myself 🐟 3 weeks ago:
Damnit, now I’m gonna have to replay it again…
- Comment on Linux Distros Designed for Former Windows Users Are Picking Up Steam | Linux Journal 3 weeks ago:
Red hat is still around…
- Comment on Ready set go 3 weeks ago:
Isn’t this how we get the Matrix?
- Comment on Uphill both ways in the snow, too! Ong, no cap! 3 weeks ago:
Blasphemous!
Push-ups were Orange Sherbet, not ice cream.
- Comment on circletosearch.jpg 3 weeks ago:
Wait … it’s real!?
