WhyIHateTheInternet

@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has his special day⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the best copy pasta I’ve ever seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same sh!t different hat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit you might be right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same sh!t different hat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did this somehow end up high on my feed because of the massive downvotes rather than the upvotes? This is trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. Credit Card Debt in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I expected that to be much higher in California.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never actively tried to solve one. I’ve done it a couple of times but it’s just from blind fidgeting. I actually broke my first one from use. Actually not true, my first one ever I took apart at 11 years old to see how it worked. Didn’t disappoint.

  I spent some time in Budapest years ago and bought a sweet ass rubics box or whatever. Locals said dude that invented it was from there? Some dude on the street was making them and back then my American money made me nearly wealthy by exchange so I paid him more than double what he asked and I still felt I was ripping him off. Couldn’t believe the intricate work like that for such a small amount of money at the time. Wish I still had that box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chadstein vs Virginstein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cycle we are all living in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A fellow true gentleman I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noses run, feet smell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda like when I asked my daughter what she was watching and she said mukbang videos… (Unsure of the spelling). I was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seven⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5

  Had a nightmare my wife left me for some other dude.

  Would never happen in a million years but it scared the shit out of me.

  I have super lucid dreams most of the time with full recall and when they’re that real they tend to feel like real memories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music is music⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus Christ you weren’t joking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are German, of course.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Andor was such a clever show⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Without his knee?

  Literally unwatchable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chocolite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can turn an orange into a chocolatey thing in less than a day. And other things too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try our new cheesedogs!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve worked in a hot dog factory when I was a teenager. It’s true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boxing day nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? And most of the time their stuff is kinda junk. Can’t believe those bags were still in good condition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3186: Truly Universal Outlet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You try spending your whole life getting penetrated by various foreign objects and not feeling shame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ready set go⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So are many idea meat lumps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asklemmy comments be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even better. I like it. Your mom sounds like a smart woman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asklemmy comments be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t heard that one before lol

  Reminds me of the classic “if I wanted my own comeback I’d get it from your mom”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asklemmy comments be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🧅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has a LOT of dusty computers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be your long distance father! Everyone needs a good dad in their life. My dad was not one of the good ones. That’s why I try so hard to be a great dad to my girl.

  Seriously though, I’m always here if you need some fatherly convos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The season of giving⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She looks a lot like the character overall to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone has a LOT of dusty computers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They sang, drooling and laying in a puddle of their own piss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every day we draw closer towards god's light⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have my beans and cornbread version of Beetlejuice VHS (dinner and a movie)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signature move⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signature move⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signature move⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s literally off the rails crazy. Has been ever since 9-11 opened the rift that flung is into this wild ass timeline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Prolly has 2 step verification now that I think about it… Someone has goooot that number. I need to make it mine.