WhyIHateTheInternet
@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
- Comment on Ready set go 10 hours ago:
So are many idea meat lumps
- Comment on asklemmy comments be like 14 hours ago:
Even better. I like it. Your mom sounds like a smart woman.
- Comment on asklemmy comments be like 14 hours ago:
Haven’t heard that one before lol
Reminds me of the classic “if I wanted my own comeback I’d get it from your mom”
- Comment on asklemmy comments be like 14 hours ago:
🧅
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 1 day ago:
I’ll be your long distance father! Everyone needs a good dad in their life. My dad was not one of the good ones. That’s why I try so hard to be a great dad to my girl.
Seriously though, I’m always here if you need some fatherly convos
- Comment on The season of giving 3 days ago:
She looks a lot like the character overall to me
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 5 days ago:
They sang, drooling and laying in a puddle of their own piss.
- Comment on Every day we draw closer towards god's light 2 weeks ago:
I still have my beans and cornbread version of Beetlejuice VHS (dinner and a movie)
- Comment on Signature move 2 weeks ago:
You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.
- Comment on Signature move 2 weeks ago:
You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.
- Comment on Signature move 2 weeks ago:
This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.
- Comment on That's interesting 2 weeks ago:
It’s literally off the rails crazy. Has been ever since 9-11 opened the rift that flung is into this wild ass timeline.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 weeks ago:
Prolly has 2 step verification now that I think about it… Someone has goooot that number. I need to make it mine.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 weeks ago:
There’s about 2 million in my area code, I’m sure it’s working pretty well for that person.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 weeks ago:
Works at most every “do you have a phone number with us?” Place in existence. Someone out there has a shitload of Walgreens points.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 weeks ago:
It was found on a bathroom wall I believe.
- Comment on Improved Bathing Experience 2 weeks ago:
Access to the tub jets plumbing most likely
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
Yeah I’m not saying what everyone thinks I am. I’m not smart enough to do it, so I’m gonna let the people op posted about do it.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
I’m just bitter because I never get trunk from anyone, less yet myself.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
Fuck yeah. As usual, USA is winning. Try to keep up Brits!
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
He can’t it has a giant elephant dick in it
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but it would feel fucking great when you have a cold
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
You just gotta find a way to give yourself the ol stranger. Sitting on your arm until it’s numb before you jerk out.
Maybe Botox is the solution here? It definitely provides those DSL.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
I’m just going to leave that to the self-fellating elephants.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 weeks ago:
That’s not what I said
- Comment on Samsung reveals first tri-fold phone 3 weeks ago:
Can’t wait to laugh at the first person I see using this monstrosity.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 3 weeks ago:
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 4 weeks ago:
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 4 weeks ago:
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 4 weeks ago:
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!