WhyIHateTheInternet
@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 days ago:
Yeah I’m not saying what everyone thinks I am. I’m not smart enough to do it, so I’m gonna let the people op posted about do it.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 3 days ago:
I’m just bitter because I never get trunk from anyone, less yet myself.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 days ago:
Fuck yeah. As usual, USA is winning. Try to keep up Brits!
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 days ago:
He can’t it has a giant elephant dick in it
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 days ago:
Yeah but it would feel fucking great when you have a cold
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 days ago:
You just gotta find a way to give yourself the ol stranger. Sitting on your arm until it’s numb before you jerk out.
Maybe Botox is the solution here? It definitely provides those DSL.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 days ago:
I’m just going to leave that to the self-fellating elephants.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 4 days ago:
That’s not what I said
- Comment on Samsung reveals first tri-fold phone 4 days ago:
Can’t wait to laugh at the first person I see using this monstrosity.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 week ago:
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 week ago:
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 week ago:
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 week ago:
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 week ago:
Nailed it
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 week ago:
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
- Comment on MAGA, rebranded! 1 week ago:
One is attracted to fucking children, the other is attracted to fucking all children, and everyone generally.
- Comment on MAGA, rebranded! 1 week ago:
Like those weird nasty turkeys people make
Or turdfuckins
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Just stay off the irrational shit. That will fuck you up.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Someone has never smoked speed and it shows
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 week ago:
See. You almost died from a baseball bat.
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 week ago:
Fun fact: you can kill most anyone or thing with a baseball bat at any time you like.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Beat me to it
- Comment on This would be terrible for my ad revenue 1 week ago:
Oh that’s nasty
- Comment on This would be terrible for my ad revenue 1 week ago:
I can’t figure out that last word fk this is b**t gr
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 2 weeks ago:
Oh damn. Same here, but different.
- Comment on How do you beat post-work floppiness? 3 weeks ago:
The secret is simple. What you do for money isn’t what it who you are. 8 hours of work. 8 hours of sleep. (Unconscious body resting sleep) That leaves as many hours per day you spend working as you could spend doing anything you are able to facilitate. Problem is, if your 8 hours of work is debilitating to the point it owns the other 66% of your time then you need a new 9 to 5 or at least find peace with what it is you do for money.
Or you have depression. If that’s the case I feel for you, and I know you got this.
- Comment on Why do Republicans hate the poor so much? 3 weeks ago:
In my experience most poor people are their voting base who the fuck knows why
- Comment on When we eat the billionaires, we should spare Gabe Newell? No? 3 weeks ago:
The fuck would I or anyone for that matter do with more than 1 boat? Honestly?
- Comment on He's on a mission 3 weeks ago:
Then share dammit!
- Comment on eleven 3 weeks ago:
I have been telling my wife “make a wish” for 18 years now every time I see 11:11 on the clock. Today we are celebrating our 14th wedding anniversary. We got married on 11/11/11 @11:11am.
Not sure what she’s been wishing for but it hasn’t been lots of money lol
