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@ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material scientist wet dream⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i came to see if it had been mentioned and then would have if it hadn’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨respect dandelions!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was in my teens before I discovered that “weed” just meant “plant you don’t want.” There is not really a biological definition of weed. Anything is a weed if you don’t want it there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former Meta exec says asking for artist permission will kill AI industry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha… He was the Lib Dem poster boy for a good decade. And they’re something akin to pro-business libertarians. I wonder what Lib Dem Dep PM Clegg would have said to this!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Alexa, what do you know about us?’ What I discovered when I asked Amazon to tell me everything my family’s smart speaker had heard⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  you can go into the app and literally see your request history

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German court sends Volkswagen execs to prison over Dieselgate scandal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  US Republicans be like “ANTI-BUSINESS! Enjoying communism?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the money goes to do-nothing administrators’ salaries, as well as urgent purchases as a result of bad or zero planning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:)>⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s on a good trip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comfy cozy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be thrilled for the USG to deport me. Like where would they even send me? At least before New England finally secedes that is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comfy cozy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jelly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg founder Kevin Rose offers to buy Pocket from Mozilla⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wish someone had done this for Reader

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨70% of games that require internet get destroyed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There ought to be a law…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Occupied!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mother fucker this hits hard

  I used to use the stall because the idea of whipping my thingy out at the urinals in front of other boys seemed messed up, and then the other kids would be trying to look in on the stall I was in. motherfuckers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  save the bread clips from finished loaves because you’re probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you’ll be glad you saved this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$$$ave dat money⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I really got suckered by this once

  Once

  Shoes were on sale for $39.99

  Regular price was $40

  And then they suckered me into a store credit card, which I never used, but had to fight for six months to erase a fraudulent charge on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bestie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My ex’s zoomer kid used to joke among his black, asian and latino friends by jokingly calling each other slurs

  can confirm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  my wife works three day weeks and she just discovered you can get a monthly movie pass for like twice the price of a single ticket and watch all the movies you want only pay the tax.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitter post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  legit knew some artsy upscale types whose main bathroom was done in aquarium wallpaper and when you lifted the lid the lid and seat had shark teeth drawn on them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  holy shit he actually found freedom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DJ Butcher⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For a Haleva good time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ham monolith

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's bad man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pushing 50, fuck you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube's new ad strategy is bound to upset users: YouTube Peak Points utilise Gemini to identify moments where users will be most engaged, so advertisers can place ads at the point.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I the only one still not seeing ads on YT with Ublock?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare CEO warns AI and zero-click internet are killing the web's business model⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone check in with the inventor of the web and ask him what the web’s business model is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Front is back.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  growing up in my grandmothers house, she never ever ever used the front door except if there was some kind of event like a funeral. It was like, the fancy door.

  they also almost never used the living room except when people were visiting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your life is the way it is because you’ve decided that it’s more comfortable to leave that way than to change it.

  Srsly years and years of therapy this was the only thing that did anything for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it worth noting that I only know this because of the spoof horror movie Repossessed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty Ads⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes you can’t help but acknowledge the cleverness of evil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is not satire this is not satire this is not satire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  if traditional art is transphobic how are drag queens a thing

  (i know drag !== trans but still)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Fairphone 5 price has been dropped to €499. The phone is designed to be the most advanced environmentally friendly smartphone.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been meaning to look into PinePhone myself.