ordnance_qf_17_pounder
@ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
- Comment on Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI 2 days ago:
fuck me what a sad bastard.
- Comment on Reddit is an AI chatbot and 5 mins games app now 4 days ago:
It’s for their benefit, not the end users benefit
- Comment on FACT CHECK 4 days ago:
That site feels dirtier than actual porn sites
- Comment on HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH (cornholio) HEH HEH HEH 4 days ago:
MY BUNGHOLE WILL EAT NOW. YOU MUST PREPARE A MEAL FIT FOR THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Best phone of the year is the shitty locked down iPhone, of course it is.
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 6 days ago:
68 is an inside joke between me and a few people I know. So this makes it even funnier
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 6 days ago:
Somebody once tell mi seh di world a go roll mi
Mi nah di sharpest tool inna di shed
She did a look kinda dumb wid har finger an har thumb
Inna di shape a one “L” pon har foreheadWell, di years start come an dem nuh stop come
Fed to di rules an mi hit di ground runnin’
Nuh make sense fi live without fun
Yuh brain get smart, but yuh head get dumb
So much fi do, so much fi see
So, wah wrong wid takin’ di backstreets?
Yuh wi never know if yuh nuh go (go)
Yuh wi never shine if yuh nuh glowHey now, yuh a one all-star
Get yuh game on, go play
Hey now, yuh a one rock star
Get di show on, get paid
(An all dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin’ stars break di moldIt a cool place, an dem seh it get colder
Yuh bundle up now, wait ‘til yuh get older
But di meteor men beg fi differ
Judgin’ by di hole in di satellite picture
Di ice we skate a gettin’ pretty thin
Di water a get warm, so yuh might as well swim
Mi world a blaze, how ‘bout yours?
Dat’s di way mi like it, an mi wi never get boredHey now, yuh a one all-star
Get yuh game on, go play
Hey now, yuh a one rock star
Get di show on, get paid
(All dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin’ stars break di moldGo fi di moon
Go, go, go, go fi di moon
Go, go, go, go fi di moon
Go, go, go fi di moonHey now, yuh a one all-star
Get yuh game on, go play
Hey now, yuh a one rock star
Get di show on, get paid
(An all dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin’ starsSomebody once ask, “Could mi spare some change fi gas?
Mi need fi get miself away from dis place”
Mi seh, “Yep, wah a concept, mi could use a likkle fuel miself
An we could all use a likkle change”Well, di years start come an dem nuh stop come
Fed to di rules an mi hit di ground runnin’
Nuh make sense fi live without fun
Yuh brain get smart, but yuh head get dumb
So much fi do, so much fi see
So, wah wrong wid takin’ di backstreets?
Yuh wi never know if yuh nuh go (go)
Yuh wi never shine if yuh nuh glowHey now, yuh a one all-star
Get yuh game on, go play
Hey now, yuh a one rock star
Get di show on, get paid
(An all dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin’ stars break di mold(An all dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin’ stars break di mold - Comment on 4 reasons Plex is turning into the thing it replaced 6 days ago:
I didn’t say I was mad at Plex. I was implying that I was annoyed at my own decision to pay for it.
- Comment on 4 reasons Plex is turning into the thing it replaced 6 days ago:
I’m still annoyed that I spent £100 on Plex a few years ago. It seemed like a good investment at the time but I ended up never using it.
- Comment on Samsung reveals first tri-fold phone 1 week ago:
This would be the coolest shit ever if these phones didn’t have a reputation for breaking so easily. I had the Z Fold 4 and after I left it partially folded for about 30 mins in my car while I was driving, something went wrong with the hinge and it could no longer open fully flat. Unacceptable for a device at that price range.
I want us to go back when it comes to smartphones, not forward. Bring back the holy trinity of removable battery, headphone jack, and SD card slot.
- Comment on Game designed to save dying Aboriginal language wins global awards 1 week ago:
I was only joking. Esperanto is cool but obviously not going to overtake all other languages lol
- Comment on Game designed to save dying Aboriginal language wins global awards 1 week ago:
Everyone should learn Esperanto and all other languages should be archived.
- Comment on Do you cheat in video games? 1 week ago:
I had to cheat to get any fun at all out of Far Cry 6. Piece of shit game.
- Comment on AI finds errors in 90% of Wikipedia's best articles 1 week ago:
“AI” summed up. 95% of the time it’s pointless bullshit being shoehorned into absolutely everything. 5% of the time it can be useful.
- Comment on Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine, Now You Can Get Washed Like Laundry 1 week ago:
The idea of just relaxing in a pod while listening to music and getting a full body clean without any effort does sound pretty great to me. It even dries you off which is even more awesome.
- Comment on Looking for a good Lemmy mobile app 2 weeks ago:
Voyager is a direct copy of Apollo. Which is good because Apollo was awesome on iOS before Reddit forced it and many other apps to cease development. Assholes
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 2 weeks ago:
I used to have 2 phones just because I liked having an iPhone and an Android phone. Nobody believed me when I told them that I was genuinely just a tech enthusiast.
- Comment on A cool feature/mechanic you want to see in games again 2 weeks ago:
When a fire breaks out on grass, it spreads like it would in real life. In FC2 you could watch a small flame spread and become an inferno. It was awesome. Games don’t have anything like that these days.
- Comment on A cool feature/mechanic you want to see in games again 2 weeks ago:
Mechanics from the Mercenaries series. Destructible buildings, getting weapons and vehicles dropped to you anywhere at any time. Being able to ally with different factions. Oh, and the ability to call in airstrikes. Bunker busters, cluster bombs, artillery barrages, etc. Just Cause and Metal Gear Solid V are the closest things to that. But they just aren’t the same.
Oh, and the ability to just fly like Superman. I’d like that in more games.
- Comment on Is this a shitpost? 2 weeks ago:
Another stinker from the Pedoresident.
- Comment on Creator of Original Thomas the Tank Engine Mod for Skyrim Puts Thomas in Morrowind in Defiance of 'Legal Threats' 2 weeks ago:
What a chad
- Comment on Make me confused using your country culture, norm, news, art or even social interactions on social media. 2 weeks ago:
ah, Finland
- Comment on Epic boss Tim Sweeney thinks stores like Steam should stop labelling games as being made with AI: 'It makes no sense,' he says, because 'AI will be involved in nearly all future production 2 weeks ago:
Dipshit
- Comment on Elon Musk Had Grok Rewrite Wikipedia. It Calls Hitler “The Führer.” 2 weeks ago:
Man calls unbiased site biased, releases biased site to replace unbiased site.
- Comment on A robbery of sorts 2 weeks ago:
A hip, a hop, a skip
I dip my dick in the salsa dip
On a taco Tuesday
Can I spaff on your booblays?
Feel free to say no
- Comment on We have just released a grand DLC, War Sails, for our game, Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord 2 weeks ago:
Surprised to see one of the team on Lemmy! Bannerlord is an awesome game, I’m looking forward to trying this.
- Comment on Ho, Ho, Ho My God! 2 weeks ago:
Already started for me with family and at work. I refuse to get involved, but fuck me it’s exhausting being stuck in the middle of it all.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
SLPT: Drug dealing. You can make a lot of money in a short amount of time
- Comment on I'm a Targeted Individual and the Hat Man knows my every move. 3 weeks ago:
this hurts my back
- Comment on This would be terrible for my ad revenue 3 weeks ago:
It’s utterly fucked that things get subtly thrown in like this to boost engagement. Nevermind AI slop, there is so much general slop content on the internet now.