ryedaft

@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So THAT'S where it is⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Science so hot he has to wear goggles so people don’t jizz in his eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Repairing Broken Sofa?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Remove the broken leg. Stack books to replace it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gringos out here wilin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I was thinking but then I couldn’t remember the formatting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gringos out here wilin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  feddit.uk/c/nominativedeterminism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seal of approval⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nightshade⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the name I’m on about. It’s not really mainstream friendly. I’m sure they are lovely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nightshade⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  black nightshade

  Honestly does not sound like something you should eat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seal of approval⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t nautiloids live much deeper than seals can go? I thought the issue was humans as always? Nautiloids are very easy to trick into crab traps (you need a long enough rope). They grow very slowly so they can’t support large fishing quotas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ACK! My eye meats!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And the ocean has been an absolute champ at taking a bunch of that heat and hiding it away in the deep. But can’t really keep up any more. Which is fair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s the little things⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’d be awful. You want the stuff in water out of your house, not precipitated all over the floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need a plumber to come clean my pipes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you see it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Him and Elon were cybering, calling it now...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Embarrassingly illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts??⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, Microsoft absolutely changes shit all the time. Millions of organisations around the world have an octogenarian computer standing somewhere in a corner because they need it running the old software.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UwU brat mathematician behavior⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  OPs boyfriend is obviously an i engineer and hates j engineers. No one can stay angry at mathematicians - engineers on the other hand…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨english snaccs⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No Swiss snacks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting a license is expensive⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Book yourself a urologist and proctologist appointment at the same time, call that Inverse Lucky Pierre

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring them back!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends. Something from 125 to 200 millions years ago would probably struggle. Maybe you can put them on a mountain? But that’s probably too cold. But again, Jurassic Park dinosaurs are a mix of animal DNA, contemporary and older.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just loss.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  By mass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring them back!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring them back!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well… As they point out in the World movies the creatures were never dinosaurs. They were generic chimeras that looked like dinosaurs.

  I never understood the whole “They’re making a weapon” plotline though. Unless the weapon makers are either nihilists or libertarians. Oh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find luigi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In prison in NY :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨poor jeremy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh is Jerry short for Jerrothon? Jertholomew? Margaret?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨poor jeremy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Jerry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨salty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You kind of do? The salt will draw the liquid out of your body and since you are more liquid than other stuff we can argue that you are the liquid.

  But there are better humectants than salt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Angrily Tries to Shut Down Jeffrey Epstein Questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not what impeached means. Trump was impeached twice during his previous reign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women come, women go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you can also fuck up your dishwasher pipes very quickly by using descaling meant for washing machines. Because of the salt you already add.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just throw some dishwasher detergent down there once a month. It’ll be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I think there’s about two games you can download to your phone that will run without an internet connection. Even fucking Balatro—what do you need internet for? People have paid for the game!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What? That’s… that’s insane