ryedaft

@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got myself some energy monitoring Zigbee plugs and made an interesting discovery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Both are full so it reduces the amount of cold air that can escape when you open them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emojiis are hieroglyphics⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  🍑🍆 <- ideograms?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May I offer you a Big Chungus in these trying times?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Egg laying hips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've increased our subscription from $9.99 to $29.99 a month⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dying of thirst because someone botched an update that was automatically pushed overnight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polyglot de naissance⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you spell in all of them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk email to X staff: ‘we’re barely breaking even’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if that’s before or after paying down the debt he saddled the company with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the last point on your todo list?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only point on my to do list today was “Bitch & moan” and I completed that before 10 am so now I’m just hanging around at work, wondering how early I can leave without having it look weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hunting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stylish, yet affordable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They did the math⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They did the meth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2025 trailer be wild⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this specific one was inspired by the one in Germany in December. But that one was probably inspired by Nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2025 trailer be wild⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • pretty sure you are talking about the terrorist attack in New Orleans? 15 dead now
  • that was 2024
  • damn
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit Post⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the constipation is severe there shouldn’t be anything on the chart. Just a blank space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Longtime buddy of mine just got a gaming PC. What games would make up a good "welcome to PC" care package?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead just but something he wants to play so you can play it together. Or at least talk about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The difference is the working class gets a stick shoved up its ass.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beef Wellington is so fucking good tho. Fuck class struggle, I’m going to sell out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the eagle that’s pecking out Jesus’s liver every day for eternity?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be sure⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wild animals end up looking real freaky if they are fed by humans and have very few predators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨360 Degrees Owl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You are wrong but recent research indicates that I may in fact also be wrong 😭😭

  Owls may actually be able to turn their heads a full 360 degrees | New Scientist - newscientist.com/…/2413893-owls-may-actually-be-a…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨360 Degrees Owl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Owls can only turn their heads 270 degrees so your “360 Degrees Owl” headline doesn’t work. The comic is fine since the owl only turns it head 180 degrees there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TURKEY POWER⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If people didn’t all turn their oven on at the same time but took more of a staggered approach this would supply a lot more people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Compared to UHT milk or refrigeration required milk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AND THEY DIDN'T STOP EATING⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is that fine looking gentleman with the godawful haircut?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flouride⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a better argument than the one in the post. No one is worried about acute toxicity of fluoride but rather long term. But it’s not long term toxic, doesn’t accumulate in the body, and is only present in very low amounts in water. However it should be enough to use fluoridated toothpaste to get the positive effects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrichor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Make every fart a million times worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha SO TRUE!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Auto answers on LinkedIn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIOMES⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actress Lake Bell? She has a lot of credits. Girl works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy comedown⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, there’s fentanyl lollipops so this would track (probably fake though).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pew pew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s using physics instead of neurons. That’s still more advanced in my eyes, pun not intended (don’t they also have some special features for circular polarization? My eyes can’t do that).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruby-Throated Hummingbird⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If your girl posts 50 memes per second that’s not your girl, that’s fossilesque

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well, at least I wasn't the only one to wonder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Do animals experience hope?”