ryedaft

@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump demands investigations into negative approval rating polls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out people don’t like you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the cutlery I have!

  What’s it called? I need more!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smh being fired for police work⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What a tease

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never made sense to me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s about pottery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next pope suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She was in the three Spiderman: Home movies, two Dune movies, the HBO show Euphoria and a bunch of crap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a pope dies are they being fired or promoted by the Boss?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was Formosus a bad guy or was Stephen a Donald Trump? Or both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*dies of cringe*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh so the poor man actually did meet up with Vance. Should died a day earlier my guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh yeeeeeee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  but his ear since you won’t be able to get a good trajectory to his face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never had been Earth astronauts gun meme

  No, but fr Uber is a masterclass in creative accounting and strategic acquisitions for further creative accounting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try this yummy Easter dessert!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  3 minutes 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some things are a mystery ig ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tiktok was better with the 60 second limit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do not mistake my kindness for weakness 🐈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Prostate cancer.

  Testicular cancer happens mostly to younger men so one big hypothesis is that it starts in utero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even his doctors are full of it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What spine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  K

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's normal, right?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough calories. I think. Unless his coffee is some kinda American abomination.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fry squinting.png

  Tell me which one of these three you think is the troll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  20 April 1889

  I did not know that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says Trump tariffs will boost inflation, slow an already weakening U.S. economy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duh, you think?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All salsa to be replaced by katsoup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They say that dead children is bad but remember the live children in the recent Marvel movies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am going to find that wizard and I am going to suck his fucking dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These posts are unhinged. No I don't miss a candidate that couldnt beat donald fucking trump. How shitty do you have to be to lose to him in any any fucking universe.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love when people go to Lemmy to complain about posts on r/Wallstreetbets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am the one who's aware of my own identity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it not a current joke any more that any literary analysis ends up concluding that is about sex?

  Everything is sex except sex which is power?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fast boi⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know about humans. A sled dog would not prosper on the savannah. Humans are everywhere. 34% of the global mammal biomass is humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fast boi⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sled dogs are crazy. So much stamina.

  Here’s a blog post about some science The Canine Kings of Endurance | Runner’s World - runnersworld.com/…/the-canine-kings-of-endurance/

  That dog in the picture though. Betcha anything it didn’t start at the beginning but just joined later in the race. Little cheater.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am the one who's aware of my own identity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Marketing departments are always “This is a sex thing”. It’s like they all have English lit degrees or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nicole endgame⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But she’s a Polish girl in Toronto

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Battery tech really does move fast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You are off by a factor 1000 on the household power consumption (I think these numbers are without heating or assumes that you don’t have electrical heating?). And the voltage could be anything on a magical battery ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a baby? Use this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, that’s not how it works outside the US.