ryedaft
@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Lifehack 23 hours ago:
Or erect
- Comment on Meanwhile in America 1 day ago:
If it’s really windy your trampoline has impaled more than one elderly neighbour
- Comment on Funny 3 days ago:
Oh it had so many problems. I still loved it.
- Comment on Funny 3 days ago:
I loved that movie
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 5 days ago:
Pickled passion fruit
- Comment on Surprise! 5 days ago:
Playing fast and loose with capitalization I see. Just choose a case already!
- Comment on Can you believe all those wildfires in [your country here]? 1 week ago:
I didn’t say a word about boomers, I was replying to a post about the industrial revolution and 200 years ago.
But to get back to my point, in 1993 the cumulative emissions were 861 billion tons and in 2023 it was 1770 billion tons. So almost perfectly doubled in 30 years.
- Comment on Can you believe all those wildfires in [your country here]? 1 week ago:
Hi shit for brains. I was replying to a comment about the industrial revolution beginning 200 years ago. I wasn’t making a comment on gen z or baby boomers. I was pointing out that the people alive today are the ones responsible for climate change - not the people who lived over a hundred years ago. Bless you, I hope you have a great day.
- Comment on Can you believe all those wildfires in [your country here]? 1 week ago:
50% of fossil carbon has been released in the last 30 years.
- Comment on There are too many cases where this applies or is going to apply 1 week ago:
Damn, seeing people suffer feels as good to you as a smoke when you really need one?
- Comment on I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed. 1 week ago:
Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag
- Comment on Biblically accurate SpongeBob 1 week ago:
Tag yourself, I’m the bottom middle eye
- Comment on Cheating in games are for losers, I prefer cyanocobalamin, phosphatidylserine and the proprietary n.r.GG Nootropic Blend. 1 week ago:
Oh, I thought that was a scented candle
- Comment on Son of Australia 1 week ago:
Zach Weinersmith who makes SMBC was called Zach Weiner before he married.
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 1 week ago:
Excellent conversation starter:
Where on earth did you get this?
Is it safe to sit in?
Are you sure?
Wow, it’s incredibly uncomfortable, isn’t it?
- Comment on Hot birds in your area ifykyk 1 week ago:
They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin
- Comment on twitter 1 week ago:
Yeah, it was a sad day when tiktok extended the length of their videos beyond 1 minute so the olds could figure out how to do a video
- Comment on twitter 1 week ago:
Even Vine was 7 seconds
- Comment on mentoring 2 weeks ago:
More like f-celeb
- Comment on My kid got heart shaped balloons 2 weeks ago:
Because it looks like the prostate
- Comment on Cat > Chat every time 2 weeks ago:
Doesn’t arguing with ChatGPT sound like an immense waste of time?
- Comment on Went from old school to new school 2 weeks ago:
It’s Kate Bush, not Kate Shaved!
shaking my head while running up that mound
- Comment on $1 per play 2 weeks ago:
If I remember corrected he was a right cunt when his son went drunk driving, crashing and killing his friend in the passenger seat.
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 2 weeks ago:
Depends. If he had an AVM (arteriovenous malformation) then that could perhaps have been treated. But finding one without before having an aneurysm is really hard. So you would need time travel + a way to convince everyone that he had an AVM and they needed to find out where it was. If he had one.
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 2 weeks ago:
I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 2 weeks ago:
Spiderman: Homunculus
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 2 weeks ago:
Spiderman: Homer Simpson
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 2 weeks ago:
Spiderman: Home Alone
- Comment on I'm hotmail 2 weeks ago:
Are you ring mail or split mail?
- Comment on Please help 2 weeks ago:
Just install Linux