ryedaft
@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Dont worry about your retirement plan... 20 hours ago:
20 April 1889
I did not know that.
- Comment on Dont worry about your retirement plan... 21 hours ago:
He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
- Comment on JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says Trump tariffs will boost inflation, slow an already weakening U.S. economy 2 days ago:
Duh, you think?
- Comment on Genius 2 days ago:
All salsa to be replaced by katsoup.
- Comment on I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers 1 week ago:
They say that dead children is bad but remember the live children in the recent Marvel movies?
- Comment on Google it 1 week ago:
I am going to find that wizard and I am going to suck his fucking dick
- Comment on These posts are unhinged. No I don't miss a candidate that couldnt beat donald fucking trump. How shitty do you have to be to lose to him in any any fucking universe. 1 week ago:
Love when people go to Lemmy to complain about posts on r/Wallstreetbets
- Comment on I am the one who's aware of my own identity 2 weeks ago:
Is it not a current joke any more that any literary analysis ends up concluding that is about sex?
Everything is sex except sex which is power?
- Comment on Fast boi 2 weeks ago:
I know about humans. A sled dog would not prosper on the savannah. Humans are everywhere. 34% of the global mammal biomass is humans.
- Comment on Fast boi 2 weeks ago:
Sled dogs are crazy. So much stamina.
Here’s a blog post about some science The Canine Kings of Endurance | Runner’s World - runnersworld.com/…/the-canine-kings-of-endurance/
That dog in the picture though. Betcha anything it didn’t start at the beginning but just joined later in the race. Little cheater.
- Comment on I am the one who's aware of my own identity 2 weeks ago:
Marketing departments are always “This is a sex thing”. It’s like they all have English lit degrees or something.
- Comment on Nicole endgame 3 weeks ago:
But she’s a Polish girl in Toronto
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 4 weeks ago:
You are off by a factor 1000 on the household power consumption (I think these numbers are without heating or assumes that you don’t have electrical heating?). And the voltage could be anything on a magical battery ;)
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 4 weeks ago:
Haha, that’s not how it works outside the US.
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 4 weeks ago:
Coffee, no shit, shower, fuck
- Comment on Hate crimes 4 weeks ago:
I know that guys.
- Comment on Celebrating my 1000th comment. Here is a shitpost. 4 weeks ago:
Lemmy isn’t free to the people hosting the instances though, is it?
- Comment on Low Budget Terminator 4 weeks ago:
*Terminator 2
The first one was pretty low budget in itself.
- Comment on Nobody Wants a Nazi Electric Car 5 weeks ago:
Dr Dorothy Bishop resigned from the Royal Society back in November 2024 because of Musk. Everybody knew. And being an FRS is a huge, huge deal to a British scientist.
- Comment on Billionaires shouldn't exist 5 weeks ago:
Just get a better paying job is what you are saying? Or start a company, but remember that it needs to be a successful company?
- Comment on Could your body adjust if you separated your macros into meals? Like all carbs for breakfast, all fat for lunch and all protein for dinner? What would happen? 5 weeks ago:
Agreed that the all fat meal would not exit well. It also might overstimulate your gallbladder? I’m not sure.
- Comment on Hey Buddy 5 weeks ago:
Haha, so I wasn’t the only one looking at that going “Bad spray-tan, racist… Hmm…”.
- Comment on frfr no cap 5 weeks ago:
February 2025 might not be the hottest February ever!
- Comment on Discuss. 5 weeks ago:
Freud counts as a scientist?
- Comment on Discuss. 5 weeks ago:
I’m not even sure who all of them are. Guesses:
Dutchie, Tesla Dutchie, Steven, Lovelace Darwin, Churchill? Newton, British priest?, American Curie, ?, American Einstein, Dutchie, American but a bit earlier than the others Lovely grandma, Feynman
- Comment on Sun God 5 weeks ago:
Okay Magritte
- Comment on Swimming pool, blind dog 1 month ago:
It might not be able to find it’s own way out. Also it might panic.
- Comment on When the movie actually repeats almost the same line within like 5 seconds seriously what the fuck I never noticed this [Day 84] 1 month ago:
It feels like this scene is dragging on a bit.
- Comment on HELP! How do I help educate my son about his body when I know nothing about boys?? 1 month ago:
He probably has more of a clue about what happens with dudes than with women. Which you could tell him about.
Oh, one thing. If he’s circumcised he probably uses some kind of lube to masturbate. It might not be condom compatible though. So if he has sex and they use lube because they’ve heard it hurts less then they could break the condom. That’s not commonly discussed. I don’t think you have to discuss how silicone lubes aren’t great with sex toys.
Then you should probably talk to him about hurting during sex. Foreplay should be nice enough that you could do it all the way to orgasm. Whether it’s a vagina or a butthole it shouldn’t hurt by the time you put an erect penis in there. Taylor Tomlinson has a bit about how growing up Christian was good for her sex life because it meant she did everything up to “the deed”. And porn, as others have mentioned, has a tendency to skip those bits. And kissing is also foreplay!
Speaking of comedy, Jerry Springer did a bit about him watching a laundry commercial for a product that could also remove blood. And he jokes about how he isn’t a serial killer so why would he need that. So tell your son a bit about sanitary bins, pads that don’t always get everything while you are sleeping, stuff like that. It’s not scary and he shouldn’t be Menstrual Guy ally supreme but he needs to be told things he can’t experience himself.
- Comment on HELP! How do I help educate my son about his body when I know nothing about boys?? 1 month ago:
I’m gonna guess abstinence only etc.