Tangent5280

@Tangent5280@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm struggling to think of any online services for which I'd be willing to verify my identity or age⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am a baby with an 800 credit score. I undersigned my parents home mortgage so they’d get a good rate. The bank knows I’m a reliable lender.

  Googoogaagaa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP Bozo⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, just read an article on this. And I didn’t read about any palliative care medicine, more because of animal meds - basically cattle treated with meds are, after they are no longer useful, sometimes abandoned instead of being killed humanely, meaning they die soonafter in public and urban locations, the carrion birds eat these corpses and the toxins accumulate in their bodies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moats are back!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s called a market opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify says its best developers haven't written a line of code since December, thanks to AI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was so excited to get my grubby hands on that music only to later learn it was hundreds of terabytes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ensuing explosion took out two thirds of New Jersey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bosenana AudioBananica DolBananAtmos Bananaheiser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s always music in the banana chain… or something like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨home system setup advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant no insult, just that the comment had sentence structure that I’ve seen in LLM responses.

  To be honest, I kind of prefer this, because the alternative on many computer centric discussions is just people assuming I know everything they know and just throwing jargon left and right. Atleast here I can infer details from context.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨home system setup advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy chatgpt response

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our parental control software utilizes multiple programming languages.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LMAO I am honestly flabbergasted at this post. What were they trying to do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-hosting paradox: Windows for specifically MS word⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This, I worked at one of the most stickler for windows workplace for a while and every web office thing worked. The most trouble I had is with teams videos, but that is only because the h264 codec download link was broken, unrelated to Microsoft or Linux. I used Linux Mint Cinnamon and everything was fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super mario world ghost house theme.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Toaster ding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology is one of the best engineering school in the world. You can take free courses at MIT online.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? What’s the play here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM shortage chaos expands to GPUs, high-capacity SSDs, and even hard drives⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like an Icelandic landscape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What next, power supply shortages?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  64 GB ram you say?

  GET HIM BOYS HE GOT RAM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard drive prices have surged by an average of 46% since September — iconic 24TB Seagate BarraCuda now $500 as AI claims another victim⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if my cannibal raider gang’s members need a scalable, high availability image and video storage solution for their family albums?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Its just me using thousands of accounts! In fact, you’re just one of my alternative accounts too Muahahahaha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on that grindset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Woodchipper’s parked out back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regional differences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This too shall pass - we can hope that now there is both a massive revenue opportunity in the server market as well as an abandoned consumer market ripe for the taking, some enterprising manufacturer is going to look into filling this niche. Probably someone out of China, or maybe even India if they can get their shit together in time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he was littering by throwing away Top Secret Confidential documents on the floor of the Russian Embassy.

  Or maybe he was littering by throwing away a strangely shaped metal spheroid on a public street through a stranger’s chest cavity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thot-on-retainer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof, you lucky dog. Except the last part, but that’s just the difference between being just lucky and being really fucking lucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The dominoes are falling: motherboard sales down 50% as PC enthusiasts are put off by stinking memory prices⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, they can be enforced by the power rangers across borders.

  It’s a pipe dream, sadly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ring ring...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Backing up Spotify⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope (also assume since it hasn’t been taken down yet) it’s more of a decentralised deal with servers in many places and backups in every nation under the sun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love what you do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

  My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the US one can graduate *cum laude, magna cum laude, and summa cum laude*. There should be another honor added if you survive a school shooting.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People are definitely fighting back, not all of them, but there are fighters.