Tangent5280

@Tangent5280@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on that grindset⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Woodchipper’s parked out back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regional differences⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This too shall pass - we can hope that now there is both a massive revenue opportunity in the server market as well as an abandoned consumer market ripe for the taking, some enterprising manufacturer is going to look into filling this niche. Probably someone out of China, or maybe even India if they can get their shit together in time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he was littering by throwing away Top Secret Confidential documents on the floor of the Russian Embassy.

  Or maybe he was littering by throwing away a strangely shaped metal spheroid on a public street through a stranger’s chest cavity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thot-on-retainer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof, you lucky dog. Except the last part, but that’s just the difference between being just lucky and being really fucking lucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The dominoes are falling: motherboard sales down 50% as PC enthusiasts are put off by stinking memory prices⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, they can be enforced by the power rangers across borders.

  It’s a pipe dream, sadly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ring ring...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Backing up Spotify⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope (also assume since it hasn’t been taken down yet) it’s more of a decentralised deal with servers in many places and backups in every nation under the sun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love what you do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

  My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the US one can graduate *cum laude, magna cum laude, and summa cum laude*. There should be another honor added if you survive a school shooting.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People are definitely fighting back, not all of them, but there are fighters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨:3⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for a better future for ur children⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mosquitoes be fartin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do the twinks use

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can third this, OP indeed has one comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, who starts a conversation like that? I just sat down, Sarah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its been 84 years⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Will it work again if you stop taking the SSRIs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its been 84 years⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What happened to your wee wee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man Charged for Wiping Phone Before CBP Could Search It⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I object to your use of penis size as a derogative. I have the smallest dick on the planet but I haven’t become a fascist yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lucky bastard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I finally understand Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s punycode. Get with the times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What if they do both a thousand times and record results and variables?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How are you able to tell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[NSFW] ysk: you can restore your foreskin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It desensitises the dick. Same reason for FGM. Beyond all of this, it is just a marker for tribal in-groups, a method of trust for converts into the religion, and a method of control.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data hoarders and encryption enthusiasts are the digital equivalent to doomsday preppers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re already at least a couple years past doomsday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth is way more fucked up than fiction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Spill the tea on Tom Clancy pls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penguins are incredibly prolific⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They dont even have opposable thumbs, how did they hold their pens