Tangent5280

@Tangent5280@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

  My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the US one can graduate *cum laude, magna cum laude, and summa cum laude*. There should be another honor added if you survive a school shooting.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  People are definitely fighting back, not all of them, but there are fighters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨:3⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for a better future for ur children⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mosquitoes be fartin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do the twinks use

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can third this, OP indeed has one comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, who starts a conversation like that? I just sat down, Sarah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its been 84 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Will it work again if you stop taking the SSRIs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its been 84 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What happened to your wee wee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man Charged for Wiping Phone Before CBP Could Search It⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I object to your use of penis size as a derogative. I have the smallest dick on the planet but I haven’t become a fascist yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lucky bastard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I finally understand Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnels⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s punycode. Get with the times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if they do both a thousand times and record results and variables?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How are you able to tell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[NSFW] ysk: you can restore your foreskin⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It desensitises the dick. Same reason for FGM. Beyond all of this, it is just a marker for tribal in-groups, a method of trust for converts into the religion, and a method of control.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data hoarders and encryption enthusiasts are the digital equivalent to doomsday preppers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re already at least a couple years past doomsday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth is way more fucked up than fiction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spill the tea on Tom Clancy pls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penguins are incredibly prolific⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They dont even have opposable thumbs, how did they hold their pens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Burning Hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3163: Repair Video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear that mentioning lemmy as a reddit alternative attracts the ban hammer on reddit nowadays. I do it anyways when I’m feeling cheeky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would like to meet him, he's probably nice ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ragnhild sounds like something from german folklore that sneaks into your house at night and torsions all your testicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3163: Repair Video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And the solution came to him in a dream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3163: Repair Video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had actual pomegranate juice from the side of the road, from a literal four sticks and a tarp set up with a hand cranked, 100 year old looking juicing contraption. The man selling was weatherbeaten and old as fuck, but when I had my drink and the I have seen the light look on my face from tasting proper, real pomegranate juice for the first time, he chuckled and told me he sees that face very often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3163: Repair Video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel strange when instead of deleted it is a random bunch of words, a trademark of actively having used some browser extension to clear out your posts and comments as part of the exodus from reddit.

  Then I feel good about seeing the effects of protesting against the reddit megacorp, but also hair pullingly annoyed because FUCK NOW WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS TOASTER

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3163: Repair Video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Straight to heaven

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3163: Repair Video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m annoyed at how plausible this sounds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Problem is critical mass for communities that simply won’t happen because of the overall demographics of Lemmy’s userbase - it would make little sense to have a community centered around, say, Facebook or Google products because the common Lemmy user is inclined to dislike either of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All crammed into a clown car