SlartyBartFast

@SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insane: Microsoft's latest ad proves how useless Copilot on Windows 11 actually is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess in order to have artificial intelligence you must first have genuine stupidity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One wish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Great game for multiplayer, I wish there was more of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mario Kart DS was released 20 years ago today on November 14th, 2005⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mario Kart 64 best straight up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Confucius said that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth is way more fucked up than fiction⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s new Epstein files released? I block a shitload of words in post names on lemmy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Announces New Steam Machine, Steam Controller & Steam Frame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but HL3 wen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nextcloud plans to invest over €250 million in digital sovereignty⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still waiting for Nextcloud to become Thiscloud

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's on a mission⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bemoan that the bus bike racks we use in Toronto aren’t wide enough for fat tire bikes, so I have to use a regular-tire bike

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's on a mission⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe his weed-dealed boss is forcing him back into the office but he knows his thicc goth coworker will be right in that cubicle with him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CHAT CONTROL 2.0 THROUGH THE BACK DOOR – Breyer warns: "The EU is playing us for fools – now they’re scanning our texts and banning teens!"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Like trying to control une herde de la chats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly just the knowledge that someday, someday I will be able to rest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Passkeys Explained: The End of Passwords⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t passkeys just passwords but numbers? Like passnumbers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Research shows research is the leading cause of research⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm yes, red dye #2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now I'm reminded I have two of these to repair.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I could turn back time, if I could find a way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Last Truly Custom Nintendo: A 3DS Retrospective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  3DS was 3DBest, I love mine with all the Picross games

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube Quietly Erased More Than 700 Videos Documenting Israeli Human Rights Violations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew them getting people back in the office for “collaboration” they meant collaboration with a genocide!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not when the sewer mice have turtles to protect them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the real cancer is the friends we made along the way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jet spray. Toilet paper is just for drying off afterwards. Or dressing like a mummy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do the same with your butthole. Thank me later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Future of Advertising Is AI Generated Ads That Are Directly Personalized to You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The future sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even Starcraft???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨28-pound electric motor delivers 1000 horsepower⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We StRaPpEd MaGnEtS tO rEcLaIm EnErGy!!!w

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With how shitty some Christians are, you really have to wonder if Lucifer or Satan is truly "evil"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like Satan because he brings presents to kids on Christmas made by elves in the North Pole, in exchange for some cookies and a kiss from Mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol CyberPope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK tricks for one of the cheapest meals: beans and rice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Red beans and rice didn’t miss her!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan??? ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Le chat is French for “the cat”!

  The more you knowwwwwww

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “justice” lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More than 1,200 games journalists have left the media in the last two years | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I blame time-traveling AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More than 1,200 games journalists have left the media in the last two years | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I blame AI