SlartyBartFast

@SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phones may come without bundled USB cables in the future, if OEMs have their way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoopdy-fuck. Most of the bundled cables are absolute shitstring to begin with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this the best place to post questions about these retro emulation handhelds?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the idea of a retro handheld. i would like something with a large screen, landscape form factor, and able to play up to, perhaps, gamecube or weee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  No sugar tonight (in my tea)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you lose your memories, are "you" dead? If a close relative/friend lose their memories, are they still "your relative/friend"? What the hell even is memory? How sentimental are you about memories?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Memento Mori?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could a minority in US Senate essentially disolve the federal state?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It worked in Rome for a bit until the main guy ended up in the river

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder what game they're trying to play⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooooh Shiva, you can be my ice queen any day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pythagoras it’s human being, not human bean!!! Silly goose!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr. Pope⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love watching crazy people fight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Band 4 to be delisted on tenth anniversary following the expiration of its licenses⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does Clone Hero have the charactera dancing in the background like on regular Guitar Hero? I’m all about the immersion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this level is amazing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourite hedgehog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this level is amazing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What, I heard they’re really good games. I think yoi have to hide from Sliders or something though, and maybe it’s in the sky? Or possibly in the ocean but it looks like there’s a sky level

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this level is amazing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this one of those BioShocks I keep hearing about

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taiwan refuses to move half of U.S.-bound chip production to American shores — trade discussion to be focused on Section 232 investigation for preferential deal on semiconductors⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Art of the ass. Deal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I guess they need to route some power from six mile island to keep up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exposing Why Farmers Can't Legally Replant Their Own Seeds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing that’s changes is the generation of the viewership

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shortly After Xbox Game Pass Prices Spiked, the Page to Cancel Game Pass Subscriptions Was Overwhelmed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And Kyrandia!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good luck buying your spyware with a frozen budget

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to get all religiony but why in the old testament God was all fire and brimstone and fatal consequences? But the new testament God is all about forgiveness and such??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like that Shaggy song, “It Wasn’t Me”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenMW 0.50.0 for Morrowind has a first Release Candidate with gamepad support and a gamepad UI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wicked!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA reportedly to be sold off for "roughly $50 billion" to go private⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’S iN tHe GaMe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to get all religiony but why in the old testament God was all fire and brimstone and fatal consequences? But the new testament God is all about forgiveness and such??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Different guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would-be City of Heroes successor, Ship of Heroes, decides to launch the MMO with a $45 price tag and a $15 monthly subscription and it's, er, going about as well as you'd expect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your last three words describe my experience trying Shroud entirely, sadly… it just ain’t the same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would-be City of Heroes successor, Ship of Heroes, decides to launch the MMO with a $45 price tag and a $15 monthly subscription and it's, er, going about as well as you'd expect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but when we gonna get a new Ultima Online?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doug Bowser Retiring From Nintendo, Successor Announced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess Mario or Luigi jumped on his head twice already. Bowser knew the gig was up, and got out while he could

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FFS Plex, the server is on my local network⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the topic said “FPS Plex” and then I imagined a streaming service where you could play any first-person shooter instantly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is making it impossible to remove the DRM from Kindle Books⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazon can go suck a fuck!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus was Jewish, but Christians aren't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah he was actually Buddhist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia’s under 16s social media ban could extend to Reddit, Twitch, Kick, Roblox, Steam, GitHub, YouTube, TikTok, Pinterest, Discord and even dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe people over 16 shouldn’t be on the internet either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks for the memories ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanos didn’t snap, he raptured half everybody

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google just broke *all* third-party web clients, including yt-dlp; a full JS implementation is now required.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never has been