SlartyBartFast

@SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Framework unveils a second-generation Framework Laptop 16 with a swappable Nvidia RTX 5070 GPU, an industry first, shipping in November 2025⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What about SIM slot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schools in Florida are testing armed drones as a defense against school shootings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And truancy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the bugs in Bugs Bunny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the ole GUY.BRUSH switcheroo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would put it on the front

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google launches dedicated Password Manager app for Android⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Like, launched it like a rocketship?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do new Silent Hill entries attract so much negativity?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you aren’t a Manc, you’re a wank!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Major password managers can leak logins in clickjacking attacks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I tattoo all my passwords backwards on my asscrack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shook⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Guy has two first names as a name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Even after 20 years, I still cry’: the enduring brilliance of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I played it when it came out, and it was fun and all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ants crack the secret to perfect teamwork⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is ant crack better than people crack? What makes it so much better for teambuilding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The notion that "old is bad and new is good" is a seriously damaging part of western capitalism brainwashing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Out with the old in with the new, and other consumerist slogans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's everyone doing tonight?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There is water, at the bottom of the ocean!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Peve is a pet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the Underground Trade of ‘Flipper Zero’ Tech to Break into Cars⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cue governments banning working with electronics to stop auto theft and also save the children

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank forced to rehire workers after lying about chatbot productivity: Australia’s biggest bank regrets messy rush to replace staff with chatbots.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Leave it to the banks to be the real salt scum of the earth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jimmy Wales Says Wikipedia Could Use AI. Editors Call It the 'Antithesis of Wikipedia'⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  WikipedAI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rule 34 rule⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is gonna make me empty my Infinity Stones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silicon Valley Is Panicking About Zohran Mamdani. NYC’s Tech Scene Is Not⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Silicone valley can go fuck itself!

  and gimmie back my data!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sam Altman admits OpenAI ‘totally screwed up’ its GPT-5 launch and says the company will spend trillions of dollars on data centers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pathetic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds euphemistic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Debatable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like that little girl from stranger things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LibreOffice is right about Microsoft, and it matters more than you think.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s the rub. The last time I checked, there was no way to package keybindings in a modular way, which is a massive oversight in my opinion for a project meant to replace that which millions of office workers have years of muscle memory engrained

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LibreOffice is right about Microsoft, and it matters more than you think.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  hey LibreOffice when are you gonna make the keyboard shortcuts in LibreOffice Calc match the keyboard shortcuts in Microsoft Excel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Doctor Who?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What if it fucks itself into Morrowind instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game prices should have increased with every new generation, former PlayStation US boss says⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Former PlayStation US boss can go fuck himself!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder who the hiro/protagonist will be!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Tech Rule That Will ‘Future-Proof’ Your Kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds stupid as fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wireborn lol it sounds like an Elder Scrolls game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every damn time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe, but once you pop you just can’t stop. I’ve been at this for years, please send help