SlartyBartFast

@SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We shouldn't do this drunk⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Centipood heehee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CFO calls for 'intensity' in an internal memo, after blowout earnings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Collaborate in a few more genocides eh Microsoft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla withheld data, lied, and misdirected police and plaintiffs to avoid blame in Autopilot crash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Scumbags

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The former, I don’t believe the tech is up for the latter for another six months

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A 2003 complaint about Half Life 2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Action Half-Life represent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly AI slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google loses app store antitrust appeal, must make sweeping changes to Play Store⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol gimps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Judge Accused of Using AI to Issue Garbled Ruling⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Should have judged the situation better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 380 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey is that Ultima Online?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨St. Paul, MN, was hacked so badly that the National Guard has been deployed⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s Saint Paul gonna do about it?

  Complain to Jesus?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But what race?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Old Man Gambit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what video game deserves to be in a museum?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably One Must Fall 2097

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI uses facial recognition technology, online photos to identify and arrest ICE Portland protester⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda fucked up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In search of riches, hackers plant 4G-enabled Raspberry Pi in bank network⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its like Ocean 11

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Collective Shout Purge Sees Horror Games In Crosshairs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And kids, that’s how I met your mother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duckstation(one of the most popular PS1 Emulators) dev plans on eventually dropping Linux support due to Linux users, especially Arch Linux users.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like Aether all over again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy is a tech literate echo chamber⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult Games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Collective Shit lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did you decide what you generally wanted to do with your life?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanted to rock but my dad belittled me until I told him explicitly that “I wanna rock”, somehow saying those words made me spin in place and change into an adult glam rocker. The resulting explosion launched my father (a veteran) thru the roof.

  He died from his injuries

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the guy who lost a bitcoin wallet worth millions in a landfill? There's a game about that now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on him, a time traveller beat him off to it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the guy who lost a bitcoin wallet worth millions in a landfill? There's a game about that now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe he’s still out there digging to this day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “You never told me not to!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mensa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The answer is yes, we do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First they came for steam, then they came for itch.io .⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It seemed like every search on Itchio was 70% NSFW results before this move

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘If I switch it off, my girlfriend might think I’m cheating’: inside the rise of couples location sharing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if a T-Rex swats your phone away but gets distracted trying to pick it up with his tiny arms, and forgets to eat you, huh? Bet you didn’t consider that likely scenario eh Buster Brown?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘If I switch it off, my girlfriend might think I’m cheating’: inside the rise of couples location sharing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And what if you broke your leg and were lying in a ditch while chipmunks were eating your spleen, eh? How would anyone ever find you huh? Bet the egg is really on your face now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure and I heard you can listen to conversations that happened in rooms by measuring the slow liqufaction of the glass in the windows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a load of shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nintendo has already disabled my ability to give a shit about Nintendo, let’s see them disable my CFW 3DS babyyyyy