glitch1985
@glitch1985@lemmy.world
- Comment on Please help 8 hours ago:
Ctrl + V is paste
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 1 day ago:
Why is the battery not fully charged?
- Comment on Amazing Grace 3 weeks ago:
And Dr. Pepper
- Comment on I'm not okay. 4 weeks ago:
It’s easier just to buy my air from O’Hare Air.
- Comment on Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds meet for the first time. 4 weeks ago:
Someone’s 3d printer making spaghetti in the background.
- Comment on I'm not okay. 4 weeks ago:
Y’all have trees?
- Comment on Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things 1 month ago:
And can easily break bones or maim if used incorrectly.
- Comment on An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house" 1 month ago:
“powered off”
Unless I’m holding the battery in one hand and the phone in the other I don’t trust it being turned off either.
- Comment on An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house" 1 month ago:
I would be shocked if they aren’t equipped with puke bags for such an event and then your plan is foiled.
- Comment on Uncultured 2 months ago:
Are you a cat? Who chews on their shoelaces?
- Comment on Why do we tolerate it that Luigi Mangione is being held in prison. We know its absolutely the least safe place he can be? 2 months ago:
Alleged murder. For the time being at least we have due process.
- Comment on Liquid Trees 2 months ago:
useful in places trees don’t fit
I have a tree sitting in a pot on my desk.
- Comment on Ball for a ball 2 months ago:
Jokes on you, I picked rock.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral 2 months ago:
Did you see the pope’s ridiculous costume? Couldn’t even wear a suit to his own funeral.
- Comment on "Meritocracy" 3 months ago:
Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 3 months ago:
P
- Comment on "Americans can't coo-" 3 months ago:
Protip: If you suggest the fish smell is coming from her you won’t have to worry about it anymore.
- Comment on Chinese EV maker BYD says new fast-charging system could be as quick as filling up a tank 4 months ago:
That dying batteries last goal is to provide you with light. How inspiring.
- Comment on DOGE Plan to Push AI Across the US Federal Government is Wildly Dangerous 4 months ago:
Musk wishes he was half the man Ben Wyatt is!
- Comment on Is using MicroSD cards a good way to store data that you can destroy quickly incase an adversary is about to seize control of it? 4 months ago:
Bonus points for shitting it out in multiple places also.
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 4 months ago:
They hibernate for quite a while. Plenty of time to steal their honey jars.
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 5 months ago:
I prefer the classic post it note personally.
- Comment on I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu. 5 months ago:
If we really want to get spicy then add some ranch.
- Comment on Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous 8 months ago:
What about jackalopes?
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 9 months ago:
Harbor freight sells an electric flyswatter. The time is now!