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- Comment on ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ 1 day ago:
Sometimes poorly used quotation marks freak me out. This is one of those times.
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 4 days ago:
Hammerhead sharks are unironically one of the coolest animals in existence
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 4 days ago:
Doctors are trained in using them safely, and in a way that benefits the public. That could make a difference.
- Comment on If dark matter doesn't emit, absorb, or reflect light, what happens when light hits it? 1 week ago:
I like this analogy
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 week ago:
I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. It’s win-win!
- Comment on Scientists Growing Colour Without Chemicals 2 weeks ago:
“It’s 100% natural!”
“So is arsenic.”
…When I see “without chemicals” I just assume it’s shorthand for “without known harmful chemicals, probably” until I carefully read the label and learn more
- Comment on Engine fell off US cargo plane before deadly crash: officials 2 weeks ago:
lol good point. I do not want investigators to start SLAMMING people.
- Comment on Engine fell off US cargo plane before deadly crash: officials 2 weeks ago:
I love their use of the word “detached”. It sounds so clinical, boring, and routine.
No. A BURNING ENGINE FELL OFF THE PLANE. Let’s not play with words and attempt to make the situation sound less fucked up than it is.
- Comment on For those of you who enjoy open-world games, how big of a world is too big? 2 weeks ago:
What determines what "too big" is?
Ease of travel and speed of travel. Even a small map can feel cumbersome, repetitive, and boring. If the missions are designed poorly, and the game mechanics ignore an entertaining user experience, walking down the same hallway a thousand times can feel like a chore.
“Too big” is a relative feeling that involves many factors.
- Comment on Dispatch sells 1 million copies in 10 days 2 weeks ago:
I’m watching a friend play it on Twitch right now
- Comment on Just FYI 3 weeks ago:
I only use it to cover my ass because I’m not sure I’m right
- Comment on What went wrong with Pizza Hut? 4 weeks ago:
“Drive”? A trip like that is a quest.
- Comment on What went wrong with Pizza Hut? 4 weeks ago:
A smaller pizza chain in the US. I’ve never tried their pizza.
- Comment on Why are some many people role playing as animals? 5 weeks ago:
I’m going to guess that it’s because most animals spend their days eating, sleeping, and fucking. Some of them don’t even “raise” their kids. They don’t have the same responsibilities that humans do. Animals are assumed to be innocent. It’s an idealized life.
- Comment on What a welcoming party 5 weeks ago:
OOP either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that labor can take hours, and is completely unpredictable. There’s also the issue of finding a delivery room with space to accommodate five observers, in addition to the other people who absolutely need to be there.
This isn’t necessarily a bad idea, but the practicalities are significant.
- Comment on Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately? 5 weeks ago:
I haven’t noticed it lately, but I’ve experienced what you’re talking about. As far as I can tell, it ebbs and flows.
- Comment on Tesla's Full Self-Driving software under investigation after railroad incidents 5 weeks ago:
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL EXPECTING THIS GARBAGE TO WORK? Tesla’s “full self driving” crashes have been widely covered. Is it simple ignorance? Are they not aware of the news? Is it stubbornness? Laziness? Thinking that “it won’t happen to me?” Do they sincerely believe Musk’s lies?
I know that victim blaming isn’t the answer, and that’s not what I’m doing. I just want to know what’s going on in their heads.
- Comment on I love literal memes, never fails to make me laugh, feel free to comment any more literal memes that you like :) 5 weeks ago:
A clever literal meme is funny. You’ve provided an excellent example.
- Comment on gain 5 weeks ago:
The pleasant ending I didn’t know I wanted
- Comment on This is real 1 month ago:
It reads like an attempt at joviality that comes off as condescending. College students see this shit all the time.
I’m an old fart. I know better than to try to be hip. I’m not, and never have been. I get along just fine.
- Comment on This is real 1 month ago:
It was funny at first, but I won’t miss it if it disappears like other slang has.
- Comment on This is real 1 month ago:
That was my first guess, too, but apparently not. Hmm.
- Comment on I wonder what game they're trying to play 1 month ago:
OOP should just hump a Furby like a normal person
- Comment on Do you think The Boys is an accurate representation if real people had superpowers? 1 month ago:
I like how Vought is (among other things) so much like American professional sports organizations, the NFL in particular.
- Comment on EA's new owners are making "a huge bet" on generative AI cost-cutting to help repay a $20 billion loan, claims report 1 month ago:
I can only imagine that the woman in the pic is laughing at this ridiculous headline. Guess what, EA, you’ve fucked yourself.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I wish this was surprising and unique
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 1 month ago:
(not to scale) is my favorite part
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
So many of us are
- Comment on 1 month ago:
“We’re focused on Ukraine and Israel more than I feel like the United States. The military, I like it, has gotten much better than it used to,” he said. “But I thought he was going to come in and end the wars in Ukraine and the Middle East.”
I’m tired of hearing from delusional, idiotic politicians and billionaires. Hearing from a delusional, idiotic everyday person is a nice change.
- Comment on After bombing Global Sumud, Israel claims the flotilla is 'pursuing violence' 1 month ago:
I love this line:
Israel – always the crybully victim, even as they slaughter their neighbours.