Holy shit, is that what he looks like now? Yikes!
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blave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Meth abuse is a bitch.
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I like how he’s not even trying besides the braids. He at least used to have dirtbag energy. Now he’s just some dad but with shitty pigtails for some reason
ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I never would have guessed that was Kid Rock.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
That’s not Kid Rock, that’s Elderly Pebble.
klep@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
You made me audibly chuckle on the bus at 5:15am. Well done internet friend.
Railing5132@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Old-ass kidney stone
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Music legend? He’s white trash Fred Durst.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Isn’t Fred Durst also white trash Fred Durst?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’re both playing up and aesthetic, but bonerpill up there is oblivious to the fact that his time has passed.
Limp Bizkit’s last album was 2021 after working on it for 9 years, was called “Still Sucks” and had new music. They’re working on their next one now.
Kid Rock released “Greatest Hits: You Never Saw Coming” in 2018 with zero new music and has done nothing since.
I’m not a fan of either but at least one of them is doing work instead of grifting.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, he ain’t white trash. He’s just cringe.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Definition of redundancy, right there.
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“music legend” is going a little bit far lol. He had a handful of okay songs 2 and half decades ago.
FardyCakes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You misspelled “he sucks.”
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I literally only know him for one song. I have no arguement against him being called a one hit wonder.
Drewmeister@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think he had two (cowboy and bawitdaba), so I’m sure he’d be offended at being called a one hit wonder.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago
aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
One of those hits was basically just a fan fiction based upon sweet home Alabama.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
there were two!?
gmtom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t forget the theme song to Osmosis Jones where he sings about wanting to fuck minors.
Prox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Look, the dude’s an asshole. He shouldn’t be on any talk show because his personal views are not worth listening to. But he has also sold 26 million albums, which is enough to count pretty much anyone as a “music legend”.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
hes credited with pretty much birthing the country-rap genre that has exploded in recent years. id say creating a genre is pretty legendary. and he had i think 3 hits just off of devil without a cause and a couple more after that and even before he blew up in popularity he was a detroit legend. there was a time he was giving advice to eminem himself on enunciating his words more clearly so everyone can understand what hes saying
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m from Detroit, people have mixed feelings for him and always have. Gonna need a citation on the Eminem bit, who is nearly universally liked in Detroit.
causepix@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
He isn’t even from Detroit. He grew up on a fucking apple orchard in a 1.3 million dollar home, with a guest house and a horse stable. Of course he’s a shithead.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
THAT’S Kid Rock? Looks like a guy who will yell at kids just for riding their bikes past his house, while holding a shotgun.
Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Well…… that can ALSO be Kid Rock
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Valid
Tehhund@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In fairness, he’s always looked like a national spokesperson for gas station boner pills. He just looks like it even more now.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
He’s grown into his image, like that weird kid in school that finally grew into his giant head.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I want this hat. I am neither white nor a boy but I would like it for satire purposes, please.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Easy. Just win the WBotY award. We have open sign-ups every spring.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He’s got a white snoop look going. What happened to the cowboy look?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)
Why do MAGAts love fucking kids so much?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
🤮
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
i have to wonder how far you could push an antifascist campaign on being unabashedly into milfs
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Emmanuel Macron enters the chat
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
“music legend” ? are we sure about that?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Legends traditionally need to die. Perhaps Kid Rock is volunteering?
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
so not worth the effort.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“Music Legend”? More like “Bizarre Social Oddity”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
He looks like a crackhead grandfather
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The last time I liked Kid Rock was 1998.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think you mean '99
Due the storm of ‘Bawitdaba’, ‘Only God Knows Why’, and ‘Cowboy’ being released that year and Napster.
Zink@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Oh yeah, Woodstock '99 was his peak!
Looking back through my spotty memories, it’s like Kid Rock had his rise in the late 90s and then vanished from the face of the earth after I saw him at Woodstock '99.
…well then they resurrected the brand a decade or two later to help elect the worst person on the planet to the most powerful job on the planet.
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
What did he taste like?
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
At first glance I thought he’s wearing glasses with straps.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is disrespectful to gas station boner pills
Bosht@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anything to desperately hold on to what little fame he ever had.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Back in the day kid rock made music that pissed off your parents. Now kid rock makes music your parents love.
SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I don’t remember his music ever being cool or edgy. It was like drinking lacroix when soda is available.
djehuti@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Whoa, is he heterochromatic? Never noticed before. (Then again, I try to be exposed to him as little as possible.)
djehuti@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Answer: no, this is just a terrible picture.
RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
He looks like he had just been in a bar fight
buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kid Rock should be abolished.
Pandantic@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
“All Summer Long” played constantly when I worked at the mall in college and I fucking wish that song would disappear from existence forever.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Assistant to the Corporate Loo Cleaning boy.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aka typical trucker?
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
It’s wild how people devote themselves to marketed political drama.
mcbenavides85@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
“Music Legend” 😆
bigboitricky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kid rock: gone and forgotten
jj4211@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pretty much all of the NAGA celebs are “people who you hadn’t thought about for least 20 years who are bitter no one cares about them anymore”
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I honestly can’t remember the one song he’s semi famous for…
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 weeks ago
Even on his highest high, it took me some time to figure out that kid rock is a musician and not just some other sub genre.
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Baw wit da ba?
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 weeks ago
I remember Cowboy from Shangai Noon.
three@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Take me down to the paradise city…
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He did a half decent cover of sweet home alabama? I think?
Pandantic@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Didn’t he do it all for the nookie or something?
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.
We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:
‘Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff’s wife white’.
That got a giggle from us.
The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.
The next album was a no-buy.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren’t even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I am serious!
I know the name kid rock. I don’t know a single song of his, like I don’t know that it is his at least. And while I have seen his face recently, I couldn’t tell you who that people in the meme was without the label.
I seriously don’t know that guy at all. I am not denying his legend title to be mean or rude to him. I just think I would know a music legend.