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  • mcbenavides85@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Music Legend” 😆

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    • bigboitricky@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Kid rock: gone and forgotten

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      • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Pretty much all of the NAGA celebs are “people who you hadn’t thought about for least 20 years who are bitter no one cares about them anymore”

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    • AlphaOmega@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I honestly can’t remember the one song he’s semi famous for…

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      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Even on his highest high, it took me some time to figure out that kid rock is a musician and not just some other sub genre.

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      • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Didn’t he do it all for the nookie or something?

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      • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Baw wit da ba?

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      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I remember Cowboy from Shangai Noon.

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      • three@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Take me down to the paradise city…

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      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        He did a half decent cover of sweet home alabama? I think?

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.

      We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:

      ‘Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff’s wife white’.

      That got a giggle from us.

      The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.

      The next album was a no-buy.

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      • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren’t even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.

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    • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I am serious!

      I know the name kid rock. I don’t know a single song of his, like I don’t know that it is his at least. And while I have seen his face recently, I couldn’t tell you who that people in the meme was without the label.

      I seriously don’t know that guy at all. I am not denying his legend title to be mean or rude to him. I just think I would know a music legend.

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  • blave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Holy shit, is that what he looks like now? Yikes!

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Meth abuse is a bitch.

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    • CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I like how he’s not even trying besides the braids. He at least used to have dirtbag energy. Now he’s just some dad but with shitty pigtails for some reason

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    • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He’s had aids for awhile now.

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      • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Wait FR?

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  • ghostlychonk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I never would have guessed that was Kid Rock.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s not Kid Rock, that’s Elderly Pebble.

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      • klep@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You made me audibly chuckle on the bus at 5:15am. Well done internet friend.

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      • Railing5132@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Old-ass kidney stone

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Music legend? He’s white trash Fred Durst.

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    • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Isn’t Fred Durst also white trash Fred Durst?

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nah, he ain’t white trash. He’s just cringe.

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They’re both playing up and aesthetic, but bonerpill up there is oblivious to the fact that his time has passed.

        Limp Bizkit’s last album was 2021 after working on it for 9 years, was called “Still Sucks” and had new music. They’re working on their next one now.

        Kid Rock released “Greatest Hits: You Never Saw Coming” in 2018 with zero new music and has done nothing since.

        I’m not a fan of either but at least one of them is doing work instead of grifting.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Definition of redundancy, right there.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago

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    • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      One of those hits was basically just a fan fiction based upon sweet home Alabama.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      there were two!?

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t forget the theme song to Osmosis Jones where he sings about wanting to fuck minors.

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    • Prox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Look, the dude’s an asshole. He shouldn’t be on any talk show because his personal views are not worth listening to. But he has also sold 26 million albums, which is enough to count pretty much anyone as a “music legend”.

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      hes credited with pretty much birthing the country-rap genre that has exploded in recent years. id say creating a genre is pretty legendary. and he had i think 3 hits just off of devil without a cause and a couple more after that and even before he blew up in popularity he was a detroit legend. there was a time he was giving advice to eminem himself on enunciating his words more clearly so everyone can understand what hes saying

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      • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Good for him. Country-rap is ass

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      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’m from Detroit, people have mixed feelings for him and always have. Gonna need a citation on the Eminem bit, who is nearly universally liked in Detroit.

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  • omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “music legend” is going a little bit far lol. He had a handful of okay songs 2 and half decades ago.

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    • FardyCakes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You misspelled “he sucks.”

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I literally only know him for one song. I have no arguement against him being called a one hit wonder.

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      • Drewmeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think he had two (cowboy and bawitdaba), so I’m sure he’d be offended at being called a one hit wonder.

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see

    Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)

    Why do MAGAts love fucking kids so much?

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a fine conservative tradition. Image

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    THAT’S Kid Rock? Looks like a guy who will yell at kids just for riding their bikes past his house, while holding a shotgun.

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    • Tuxman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well…… that can ALSO be Kid Rock

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Valid

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  • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kid Rock should be abolished.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I want this hat. I am neither white nor a boy but I would like it for satire purposes, please.

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    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Easy. Just win the WBotY award. We have open sign-ups every spring.

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  • Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In fairness, he’s always looked like a national spokesperson for gas station boner pills. He just looks like it even more now.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He’s grown into his image, like that weird kid in school that finally grew into his giant head.

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anything to desperately hold on to what little fame he ever had.

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “music legend” ? are we sure about that?

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Legends traditionally need to die. Perhaps Kid Rock is volunteering?

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      • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        so not worth the effort.

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Music Legend”? More like “Bizarre Social Oddity”

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He’s got a white snoop look going. What happened to the cowboy look?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aka typical trucker?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    yeah, legend of the sewer clown

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  • ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He looks like a crackhead grandfather

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Back in the day kid rock made music that pissed off your parents. Now kid rock makes music your parents love.

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    • SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t remember his music ever being cool or edgy. It was like drinking lacroix when soda is available.

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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The last time I liked Kid Rock was 1998.

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    • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think you mean '99

      Due the storm of ‘Bawitdaba’, ‘Only God Knows Why’, and ‘Cowboy’ being released that year and Napster.

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      • Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oh yeah, Woodstock '99 was his peak!

        Looking back through my spotty memories, it’s like Kid Rock had his rise in the late 90s and then vanished from the face of the earth after I saw him at Woodstock '99.

        …well then they resurrected the brand a decade or two later to help elect the worst person on the planet to the most powerful job on the planet.

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    • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What did he taste like?

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    At first glance I thought he’s wearing glasses with straps.

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  • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “All Summer Long” played constantly when I worked at the mall in college and I fucking wish that song would disappear from existence forever.

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  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is disrespectful to gas station boner pills

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  • djehuti@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Whoa, is he heterochromatic? Never noticed before. (Then again, I try to be exposed to him as little as possible.)

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    • djehuti@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Answer: no, this is just a terrible picture.

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    • RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He looks like he had just been in a bar fight

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  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Assistant to the Corporate Loo Cleaning boy.

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  • WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s wild how people devote themselves to marketed political drama.

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