ChonkyLincoln

@ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are dozens of us!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorado delenda est⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waterfront property in Omaha! It’s gonna be lit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tewwowists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These couches are about to get fucked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like a crackhead grandfather

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is solid. Basically, peel them in a bowl and submerged in water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was it worth it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is great, who is he?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese Center Oscar Meyer Hot Dogius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who got raptured today?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still a better love story than Twilight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you had to buy a new TV, what brand would you get?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The cheapest one with the best picture in the largest size I could fit, from Costco

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funco Advert for Nintendo Games (1991)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a point at time when you could get Super Mario’s Bros for a penny. They had so many copies it was just valueless. It was always funny cause we would always buy one just for the thrill of paying $0.01

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ever seen a drunk pig?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time we visit the in laws

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eat me out like i’m the love of your Life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thoughts and prayers, lmao