al_Kaholic

@al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely not have you ever worked out or done any physical exercise in your life? I prescribed a gym membership and subscribing to dom mazzetti on YouTube. Start slow though maybe only slip “bro” and “do you lift” in the conversation once a month for a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jsjsjs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That stroke face is way more prominent in this deep fried photo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol listen I hate kid rock but if you think there wasn’t a line of skanks outside his dressing room door you probably thought Kamala had a chance at winning the election he was married to Pamela Anderson for Christ sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You wish Mr. Cumfart. The universe isn’t fair and this racist hack of a poser has fucked a far greater quantity and better looking men, woman and trans hookers then you will even dream of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s had aids for awhile now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great now I gotta make pop tarts. These looks delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg hailed AI ‘superintelligence’. Then his smart glasses failed on stage | Matthew Cantor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell him I too laughed at him out loud like a lunatic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who even owns 20 Pop tarts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just tryna survive 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Review the part about increasing the temp to expand range to the poles, now logically what would happen to that zone in the middle? The middle means equator. Did your mom ever tell you that you have a nice smooth brain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says TikTok should be tweaked to become “100% MAGA”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks around everything is still fucked on earth and climate change is gonna kill us all, did it even fucking matter we didn’t become Nazis -mostly S . Seriously I want to leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just tryna survive 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See that part in Africa? You gain the poles but lose the equator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The man show was a left wing attack on incels.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes those things are terrible 😂 you are pitiful half the man your wife’s boyfriend is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get ready to see ads on your… Samsung refrigerator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All electronics are garbage now it’s almost like they want you to buy a new one every year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Hell Yea! That's my favorite flavor!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is with this new generation of shooters writing stuff on the bullets? Is this some new fad like if I go deer hunting or something I write FUCK BAMBI on the bulllet?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dudes been writing messages on bombs and armaments since WW1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft is testing full-screen Microsoft 365 ads in Windows 11 for expired subscriptions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You heard what he said he installed every distro at once as a joke, what a project. Then he paid Steve jobs $3k to step on his balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You weren’t seeing 4k slow mo videos. 4 second grainy clips sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Faces of death were mostly fake pal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many non movie deaths have you witnessed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo wins $2 Million settlement against Switch modchip seller who previously denied wrongdoing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes bow down before the collective wishes of the nations 12 year olds, Im sure that will turn out cool. Be a friend not a parent/s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does the new employee eventually stop being the one given the most tasks?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That saying is capitalism, capitalism eats the young

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does the new employee eventually stop being the one given the most tasks?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a union would solve this problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Argentine police recover Nazi-looted painting spotted in property ad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who has visited museums in Nederland, stolen dutch art is very funny to me. Oh this is because it was stolen from the Dutch art. That is quite the difference /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨because you can't enjoy some Lemmy without a little Marxism edging in⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You as well fine gentlemen.🍻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨because you can't enjoy some Lemmy without a little Marxism edging in⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something tells me doing the stuff “is bottles” 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨because you can't enjoy some Lemmy without a little Marxism edging in⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All these dudes wanting to jam a bottle inside them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IcanfixherIcanfixherIcanfixherIcanfixher⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought those were cat whiskers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been there⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude you made a full face/body video of you cranking it onto your employee id, how did you expect to not get caught?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello girl!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same photo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are the grievances with the "male loneliness epidemic"?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think it’s because the are conditioned from birth that being married, or having many successful relationships with woman will make them wealthy and happy?