vaultdweller013
@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Make dinosaurs weirder 3 days ago:
Imagine Brendan Fraser fighting some of these fuckers, fuck the third Mummy movie set in China give me Brendan Fraser getting his ass kicked in North Dakota because he unearthed some dinosaur mummy at Hell Creek.
- Comment on SpaceX's Starship blows up ahead of 10th test flight 3 days ago:
I ain’t using dingus firstly cause I’m pretty sure dankpods has a copyright on it and secondarily it has none of the gutteral bite that damned near every other insult in my dialect has. Also I go out of my way to commit some level of ad hom since I find that it’s a fine way to figure out if folks have thick enough skin to take seriously, worst case scenario they throw a punch and that’s just a good time for me.
- Comment on SpaceX's Starship blows up ahead of 10th test flight 4 days ago:
Yep me being an uncouth asshole has little to no bearing on my point. It’s like those uppity cunts who act like theyre better just cause they don’t swear, usually they are morons I mean Mormons and thusly my inbuilt snob filter works wonders.
- Comment on SpaceX's Starship blows up ahead of 10th test flight 4 days ago:
Then wallow in thine ignorance pissant.
- Comment on SpaceX's Starship blows up ahead of 10th test flight 4 days ago:
If you like SatNav, accurate weather tracking, and advanced intercontinental communication then ya like rockets ya dipshit.
While Id be the first to ban private rocket launches outright, we shouldn’t abandon the advances of the space age because of them.
- Comment on Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones 1 week ago:
That and sometimes R&D are given funds to fuck around with, worst case scenario nothing comes of it best case they make a massive return on investment. Sometimes you need to throw together a prototype to see if anything out of it is useful, sure the device as a whole may be pointless but maybe someone stumbled upon a useful quick release concept.
- Comment on Salt Lake City, plans to implement AI-assisted 911 call triaging to handle ~30% of about 450K non-emergency calls per year 1 week ago:
Whoever is pushing this bullshit needs to be drowned in a barn drainage ditch brought back and then have it done again, keep repeating until either their lungs are caked in cow shit or whatever few braincells they have are dead.
- Comment on Basically 1 week ago:
I cast Ketemine Ape.
- Comment on Basically 1 week ago:
Let’s be honest here if anybody from the 1700s slept with a trans woman it was definitely Ben Franklin. Man was a professional horn dog.
- Comment on Basically 1 week ago:
Immediately murders the closest person to see what happens
- Comment on Facebook advertised a professional child kidnapping service to me 1 week ago:
While I agree with your points I still think my retributionary methods would still have a good bit of effect. A lot of these facilities are ran by the weakest and most evil mother fuckers. While burning them down by itself would get a sob story, going in with a militia and putting the bastards into the ground would sure as shit send a statement. Also if you set it up right you could get the kids medical and general aid attention while your at it, put a rifle between them and anyone who tries to fuck with them again.
Also yes I know this ain’t practical, just boils my blood and makes me embrace the most violent elements of my heritage. I will hold that the fucks running these places need to find a short fuse grenade duck taped to the inside of their homes door.
- Comment on Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things 1 week ago:
I could, I’m morally dubious enough to ignore it. Then hand out coffee spiked with arsenic.
- Comment on Facebook advertised a professional child kidnapping service to me 1 week ago:
Facilities like this need to be burned down and the staff put to the headsmans axe, in fact did you know a shit tonne of them exist in Utah because of course they do.
Fun fact CPS wanted to send me to one as a child, luckily I was both a stubborn and clever little shit and my threat to burn things was taken seriously. My only condition to not burn things was to not go to it.
- Comment on An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house" 1 week ago:
Or even just dress how they’d expect their own to dress, don’t even need a dumbass hat. I wear an old tan leather jacket and a Swedish combat cap which apparently translates to friend for them. Also applies to the anarchists though, they see my clothes as friendly.
- Comment on iFixit says the Switch 2 is even harder to repair than the original 2 weeks ago:
NES actually, a good number of PC games got made because folks didn’t want to deal with Nintendo and Sega arguably got into the market cause Nintendo was too strict in their publishing policy. That last bit is ironic given the AI slop and hentai on their online store, nothing against the hentai I just think it’s funny.
- Comment on Most American headline 2 weeks ago:
Well if it makes it any worse I ain’t from Utah, I’m from the Inland Empire here in SoCal. I just think the Mormon church is probably the most destructively influencial group of the last two centuries here in the Western US. Though I do like at least one (dead) Mormon, that being John Moses Browning.
- Comment on Most American headline 2 weeks ago:
Add that to the mile long list as to why the Mormons are a bunch of profligates deserving of butchering. Missouri was right to try to exterminate the Mormons.
- Comment on Bachelor Chow slabs, anyone? 3 weeks ago:
Also there are some labels that are standard but not regulatory in nature, which results in the frankly beautiful stupidity that is a “non-GMO” label on a salt container.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 3 weeks ago:
Well that and using chemicals that cause cancer if you don’t use a mask with a filter. He came to regret that one. My grandfather was a walking OSHA violation.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 3 weeks ago:
In the case of my grandfather he just went all in on his batshit insane stories, his first one was apparently how he electrocuted his balls. My grandmother avoided him initially, but after she realized he was the charming type of insane she warmed up to him. The fuck were people doing in the 70s?
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 3 weeks ago:
My great grandfather built a punch of apartment complexes back in the 70s, if their house is anything like those well… standardly annoying is the words that come to mind.
- Comment on Fediverse Social Media Guide 3 weeks ago:
What’s your opinion on Bretons, Ocintians, and French Walloons? Choose thine answer… wisely.
- Comment on science never ends 3 weeks ago:
So long as you don’t use it to spout off some bullshit like electric universe is some pseudo-philisophical bullshit masquerading as science I agree. Sorry of the madness I was watching professor Dave and my mind is mush.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Nothing changes.
- Comment on Big Tech Wants to Become Its Own Bank 4 weeks ago:
Hey if you are around Palm springs to roughly Redlands you can already get that when my jobs packers fuck up.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
I feel like that effect would be under a different power than regeneration, like shape shifting or something. Growing extra limbs would be unlikely unless you were already genetically rigged for it.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
So super cancer?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Cool I get my foreskin back.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
I have wolverine level regeneration.
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 4 weeks ago:
King Henry VIII codpiece is also acceptable.