vaultdweller013
@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on production line 10 hours ago:
You actually bother to convert? I just hold shift and turn a quarter of whatever country I’m playing blue. Or max out compliance and take everyone else’s factories.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 2 days ago:
Flame thrower? Don’t need that just a bottle of lighter fluid, a Bic, and a can of hairspray will do the trick. We call it the hick bee annihilator, my uncle nearly burnt down the garage when I was 2.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 2 days ago:
I will insult people for how they dress, specifically people who were clothes with Confederate flag shirts. I once saw someone with a confederate flag shirt that said “Try burning this one” my grandmother saw me staring and told me no. Yes I was working out the logistics of how to set someone on fire, I took the shirt as a challenge.
- Comment on Huh? 5 days ago:
If you want a decent answer give me an hour to go through my windows 98 boot up, take a bit for the hard drive to get going.
- Comment on The recent Steam censorship debacle actually sort of opened me up to adult games. 5 days ago:
One of the hardest times I’ve laughed my ass off was at a one of those semi surreal uncanny 3d porn games. Can’t remember what it was but it scared the shit out of my cat who was sleeping under my desk, have the scars to prove it.
Also if anyone wants to look at porn games F95zone"dot"to is a pirate forum which is good for keeping track of in dev ones or just if you don’t want to possibly waste money on a porn game you may not like. Also the dot is in quotes cause I am not sure how the mods would react to me posting what amounts to a porn link.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 6 days ago:
Ah yes the Newfoundland garden giraffe, often times overlooked due to the Canadian House Hippo.
- Comment on Google will require developer verification for Android apps outside the Play Store 6 days ago:
It’s so heavily derive so as to be effectively wrong. It’d be like calling a human a jawless fish sure it’s technically true but entirely misses the point.
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 6 days ago:
Absolutely also doesn’t help that they can now communicate over the internet, which means every person who has the potential to be the village idiot almost inevitably becomes one.
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 6 days ago:
Yeah know over the years I have gone from let the idiots be idiots when it comes to folks who believe pseudoscience, but I am now of the general opinion that it should be perfectly acceptable to throw them in front of a train.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 1 week ago:
Make it a monkey tail and I could pull off a decent vegetable cosplay.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 1 week ago:
As a five five man I can assure you that I do do this and the only ones thirsty for that are my cats seeking ont my blood.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Hey don’t shame me I like titties of all sizes so long as they ain’t silicone, be they Femboys with A cups or women with F cups. I was going to going to say more but my mind has been overtaken by brain rot.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I do not need to know where Will is putting his “concentrated power”.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I outright keep my eyes out for old preferably vintage (60s-80s) cupholder ashtrays because they are just really useful. If it’s good for ash it’s good for screws for example.
- Comment on anons brother has some strong opinions 1 week ago:
Cast concrete is best.
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 1 week ago:
Da Vinci, I will show him modern technology and get his opinion. Actually I’d just show him planes and tanks.
- Comment on The average age of Disney princesses is 505y. 1 week ago:
Camouflage implies that I blend in through matching the environment when in practice I’m basically just not particularly noticable unless I want to be. Though I don’t know what’s going on with cameras and my body heat, my best guess is that I somehow run counter to the training data for recognition since motion based ones track me fine and that my body naturally trends towards matching the current temperature for thermoregulation reasons.
- Comment on The average age of Disney princesses is 505y. 1 week ago:
Either that or somehow merging with the local environment, which is what I do. I can be the focus of the foreground taking up 50 percent of the picture and still be missed. It’s great security cameras just don’t recognize me and when I worked at Amazon during civic it took them a bit to get me on the infracamera because I was apparently the same temp as the air.
- Comment on The average age of Disney princesses is 505y. 1 week ago:
This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.
- Comment on Laura Loomer wants ICE to livestream arrests for entertainment: "Make it exciting an show ICE agents tackling Juan and Jesus" 1 week ago:
I’ve seen arguments that it’s a fucked up new money rich person thing, basically a “do you know how much money it takes to look this shit” sorta thing. Basically the semi-biological manifestation of those shitty designer things like Gucci or Ferrari where the whole point is to be loud and obnoxious.
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 1 week ago:
Based off the name I’m going to assume it’s an STD.
- Comment on SpaceX says states should dump fiber plans, give all grant money to Starlink 1 week ago:
Some of us were already banned for such comments, but now we are here being bloodthirsty dickheads. I want to put Musks head in a vice and tighten it till the two plates are dry.
- Comment on TikTok Shop Sells Viral GPS Trackers Marketed to Stalkers 1 week ago:
I think it’s less that it’s disproportionately effecting women and moreso the bias that women are more likely to notice and report for social reasons. It’s kinda like with folks getting drugged at bars, one of my buddies got drugged and he just went to sleep in his car no police report no nothing.
- Comment on This CEO laid off nearly 80% of his staff because they refused to adopt AI fast enough. 2 years later, he says he’d do it again 1 week ago:
I’ve heard the term “Driving towards the mountains like the Donner party” which while grim does work to illustrate the point.
- Comment on It's why the thrift store has so many of them 1 week ago:
Such glorious madness I saw the tail end of this when I was a right little kid, I was with my uncle and we go into an AM/PM at like 6 in the morning and he fills one of those semi clear water jugs for like water coolers with Mountain Dew. Don’t know how much he paid cause I was like 3 but it was great.
- Comment on In SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks is way more closely related to Pearl and the fish than she is to anyone else in the main cast 2 weeks ago:
Id personally compare them to fungi, the fish body plan predates trees which is partly why this happens. Turns out that when a body plan predates land life by a significant degree it ends up being quite weird, no I’m not counting the weirdos who happened to go on land before the moss started to get a foothold if you count them then I am sea life.
- Comment on Government documents show police disabling AI oversight tools 2 weeks ago:
More machine than man? Because I’m pretty sure RoboCop didn’t die to an even space wizard frying him with lightning while redeeming himself and saving his son. But I’ve never watched past RoboCop 2 so IDFK.
- Comment on All I Want 2 weeks ago:
That was the first attempt, all the others were apparently all scuffed to shit cause he kept laughing his ass off.
- Comment on All I Want 2 weeks ago:
You know this wouldn’t even be in the top ten weirdest roles he has done. SPAESH!
- Comment on Starlink tries to block Virginia’s plan to bring fiber Internet to residents 2 weeks ago:
I don’t care about most everyone on the planet, even if I had their resources I couldn’t summon up the fucks needed to be actively malicious in the way that they are. Not caring is Howard Hughes buying a TV station so he could watch whatever he damned well wanted, not filing a lawsuit because a state is improving it’s utilities which only vaguely undercuts you if even that.