PrimeMinisterKeyes

@PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft is plugging more holes that let you use Windows 11 without an online account⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  The future was here, once upon a time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At first glance I thought he’s wearing glasses with straps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#freepenisman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It IS him, he just dyed his mustache.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funniest Exhibit at the Smithsonian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine the smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies, all lies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, there is actually a band called “The Hu.” I thought glitchdx was joking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mods react as Reddit kicks some of them out again: “This will break the site”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got banned for a month when I wrote that I disapprove of conspiracy theories. Some keyword list must have triggered it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Our male apprentices, especially when they are eager to “score,” have a haircut 2-3 times a month.
  Then again, they also take their cars to the big car wash every single week, and meticulously vacuum the interior afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you in particular⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Serious question: If his black is the blackest and absorbs all light, why does that gadget/ trinket in the second video on this site cast a gray shadow? To my understanding, it should either cast a completely black shadow, or no shadow at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only as a forever candidate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use this science wisely.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d have to compare this graph to data from elsewhere in the world, though. Especially in the Western world.
  Also, the fact that sex is less fun for men when most of their genitals’ nerve endings have been cut off does not mean it’s being performed less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cats can get into houses just fine.
  Also, having eight legs would make large spiders behave like giant hands, so opening windows and doors might be an easy task for them. Especially if multiple spiders cooperate…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “The Mechanical Forest” sounds like a Ray Bradbury story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time and expense of commuting is theft, if that job can be done from home.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In one single year, I commuted about 50000 km in my own car before I could move closer to my workplace. People have a hard time believing me until I point it out on a map.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bohr, for sure.
  I’ve read Feynman’s biography, which, for the record, I would not recommend to everyone.
  But he’s witnessed Einstein and all of these early physics luminaries, and by his memorable account, everybody was in awe of Bohr, and Bohr only.
  So I’d like to hear what the ruckus was about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summoning Circle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m wondering how easy it is to tell males from females, especially at night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just think they're neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That first image deffo looks like a sex toy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BE NOT AFRAID, MORTAL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ten is correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BE NOT AFRAID, MORTAL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine, I’ll didgeriwon’t then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Byeeeeeee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And then, they went on to get rear spoilers… guns with silencers… blockchain…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶 Oh, Sashimi
  They don’t believe me
  But you won’t let those tapeworms eat me 🎶

  (Geez, I can’t believe that even the 20th anniversary edition of that album was 3 year ago)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that despite being outside of US jurisdiction, Lego has dropped diversity and inclusion terminology from its annual report⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a sort of anti Brussels effect, I suppose: When fascism has infected the US, it starts spreading everywhere else, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow! Wikipedia says it was discontinued only in 2024.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what you get for feeding lemmings after midnight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why can't you be more like him⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmm… yes. Makes a lot of sense when I don’t think about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Currency Cash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  go the heaven