PrimeMinisterKeyes

@PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yum⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In this case, everything you eat tastes like the first thing you ate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gargamel wants to take the bullet for all of us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow! TIL. Also, maybe less surprisingly, I just found that EURIMAGES has it as a criterion, so I guess no public EU money for your movie project if it doesn’t pass the test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did Henchman 21 ever hear of the Bearded Dragon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was no need to ever improve upon THIS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, that was my first car. Sometimes, the display changed to something weird though, like this: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grocery shopping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you Uncle Leo?
  On a tangent, I just found out that Len Lesser was not only quite handsome in his younger years, he was also an extra in one of my favorite movies, the original “Papillon.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are there any recent breakthroughs in topology I should be aware of?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fml lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey! The original says “art history” instead of “plant taxonomy.” We’ve been played!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Software by the Electronic Frontier Foundation that, when linked up with the correct hardware, becomes a Stingray for detecting Stingrays.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  100%. That’s why Snowden asked every visitor from the press to put their phones in the microwave before they started their interviews. Of course he didn’t turn it on, it was to function as a Faraday cage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorrel can give you kidney stones. As kids, we were told not to eat too much of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be like a Coulombic explosion, but with an excess of negative instead of positive charges.
  Everywhere in the universe where matter lumps together, it would disintegrate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While certain large instances 👀 might resemble Reddit in terms of “quality” of discussions, not all of them do. Not at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft is plugging more holes that let you use Windows 11 without an online account⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  The future was here, once upon a time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At first glance I thought he’s wearing glasses with straps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#freepenisman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It IS him, he just dyed his mustache.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funniest Exhibit at the Smithsonian⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine the smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies, all lies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, there is actually a band called “The Hu.” I thought glitchdx was joking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mods react as Reddit kicks some of them out again: “This will break the site”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got banned for a month when I wrote that I disapprove of conspiracy theories. Some keyword list must have triggered it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Our male apprentices, especially when they are eager to “score,” have a haircut 2-3 times a month.
  Then again, they also take their cars to the big car wash every single week, and meticulously vacuum the interior afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you in particular⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Serious question: If his black is the blackest and absorbs all light, why does that gadget/ trinket in the second video on this site cast a gray shadow? To my understanding, it should either cast a completely black shadow, or no shadow at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only as a forever candidate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use this science wisely.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d have to compare this graph to data from elsewhere in the world, though. Especially in the Western world.
  Also, the fact that sex is less fun for men when most of their genitals’ nerve endings have been cut off does not mean it’s being performed less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cats can get into houses just fine.
  Also, having eight legs would make large spiders behave like giant hands, so opening windows and doors might be an easy task for them. Especially if multiple spiders cooperate…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “The Mechanical Forest” sounds like a Ray Bradbury story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time and expense of commuting is theft, if that job can be done from home.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In one single year, I commuted about 50000 km in my own car before I could move closer to my workplace. People have a hard time believing me until I point it out on a map.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bohr, for sure.
  I’ve read Feynman’s biography, which, for the record, I would not recommend to everyone.
  But he’s witnessed Einstein and all of these early physics luminaries, and by his memorable account, everybody was in awe of Bohr, and Bohr only.
  So I’d like to hear what the ruckus was about.