monkeyslikebananas2
@monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
- Comment on Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes? 3 days ago:
Turn it on and off really fast. It will stop.
- Comment on Someone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourne 4 days ago:
Wait what? I can tell black cats apart… some people can’t? Do they also look like Matt Damon?
- Comment on Someone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourne 5 days ago:
They see everyone as Matt Damon?
- Comment on They say remote working less productive 1 week ago:
I would go to the office if they provided office cocaine like they did back in the day. I would be hella productive then.
- Comment on EU Chat Control didnt pass - proving the media got to alot of you 1 week ago:
Wait, have people been setting their windmills to the tornado mode? I always thought it odd to have that setting.
- Comment on One iPhone led police to gang who sent 40,000 snatched phones to China 2 weeks ago:
The stolen phones can be broken up for parts. They probably aren’t just reselling the devices whole.
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 2 weeks ago:
I realized recently that stupid people have been weaponized. They all watch and listen to the same stuff and since they don’t have critical thinking skills, they are all a loud circle jerk in an echo chamber.
- Comment on I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying 3 weeks ago:
Me; too.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I was trying to buy food that wasn’t covered in plastic. I don’t have an option. I have looked for butchers, bakers and general food items that sell without plastic wrapping and it just isn’t feasible.
- Comment on Spokesperson 3 weeks ago:
Wait FR?
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 4 weeks ago:
Depends on the font
- Comment on How Chrono Trigger Taught Me The Word ‘Epoch’ 4 weeks ago:
I meant a perfect rhyme. :/
- Comment on How Chrono Trigger Taught Me The Word ‘Epoch’ 4 weeks ago:
dictionary.cambridge.org/us/…/epoch
There’s the UK EE-pok and the US version sounds like Epic.
It is indeed a weird word. Hard to rhyme. Can only think of peacock.
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 5 weeks ago:
Before or after it dies?
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 5 weeks ago:
What you gonna put in your hole?
- Comment on Fuck you in particular 5 weeks ago:
Damn just looked up the MSDS because i wouldn’t expect carbon nanotubes would be very dangerous. Probably not immediate cancer but definitely not something to handle outside a controlled environment for application. It is relatively safe once it is applied though.
- Comment on No words 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, I mean it can be both. Israel committing genocide is both wrong and makes the Jewish people less safe, as they have a country and its leaders creating more enemies. Not all Jewish people agree with Netanyahu or live in Israel.
- Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 1 month ago:
They’re the same picture
- Comment on Just to clarify 1 month ago:
Could have been an adopted meerkat-bro. Families are complicated these days.
- Comment on bmw 1 month ago:
I have a BMW and I use my turn signals! There are dozens of us!
- Comment on two sides 1 month ago:
I was just joking.
But they just inverted the colors and for the dog tge only color is white. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on two sides 1 month ago:
You think their evil versions should also be black?
- Comment on U.S. takes 10% stake in Intel as Trump flexes more power over big business 1 month ago:
I wish he would say, “And God have mercy on our souls.”
- Comment on Finally found where they store all the excess 1 month ago:
I just call it your mom. ~sorry 🤭~
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Unfortunately she’s already procreated
- Comment on What MLK fought for 2 months ago:
They’re doing a lot more than that to the chicken.
- Comment on Google search boss says AI isn’t killing search clicks 2 months ago:
Ding ding ding
If you make up a new metric then you can say there isn’t a problem.
- Comment on Trump says he plans to put a 100% tariff on computer chips, likely pushing up cost of electronics 2 months ago:
Where are the Trump-Epstein files?
- Comment on Alexa, how do I remove cooties? 2 months ago:
Ssshhhhh don’t tell them
- Comment on If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem 2 months ago:
That demon odd left handed!!!