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- Comment on How did people poop before smartphones were invented? 1 month ago:
Um, it’s Sodium Yanny Sulfate
- Comment on Aaaaah 2 months ago:
- Comment on Peeble streamer on Doop 2 months ago:
their whole identity
It’s a joke on the internet
- Comment on You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery. 3 months ago:
Oh you don’t want to know! It is horrible!
- Comment on Youtube stopped working for me today when using uBlock Origin in Firefox or Vivaldi with anti-ad enabled. 4 months ago:
The funniest part is they want to watch an ad (trailer) but they aren’t allowed to watch that ad without watching other ads first! Xzibit would be so proud.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Gotta pay for it somehow. Just fire everyone and pay him instead. Pretty sure he can do it all himself.
/s
- Comment on It definitely *was* a good idea though 6 months ago:
I’m you?
- Comment on Anthropology 6 months ago:
Maybe it evolved to be harmless. Maybe it used to be the poison finger and now we instinctively try to poison each other.
- Comment on Adobe's new generative AI tools for video are absolutely terrifying 6 months ago:
Not bad, but scawy
- Comment on Microsoft's draconian Windows 11 restrictions will send an estimated 240 million PCs to the landfill when Windows 10 hits end of life in 2025 8 months ago:
What are you talking about? Apple devices maintain their resale value for years.
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg explains why so many tech companies are doing layoffs right now 8 months ago:
When they laid off 3/4ths of my team it reduced my stress. I realized that since the company doesn’t give a shit about what we were working on, why should I?
Let the chips fall where they may, I am now remotely working for a company and planning my own business.
Also I wish I had gotten laid off so I could get the severance.
- Comment on Broadcom terminates VMware's free ESXi hypervisor 8 months ago:
You can print out the license and frame it if you want.
- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
They all used ChatGPT
- Comment on $5 is a steal 9 months ago:
I mean how is he making money? The $5 barely will cover gas. The shareholders must know! Are there ads?
- Comment on Reddit seeks to launch IPO in March 9 months ago:
Oh I learned this the hard way
- Comment on AI shouldn’t make ‘life-or-death’ decisions, says OpenAI’s Sam Altman 9 months ago:
They fixed it with software and then charged extra for the software safety feature. It wasn’t until the planes started falling out of the sky that decided they would gracefully offer it for free.
- Comment on Discord lays off 170 people, blames growing too quickly | TechCrunch 9 months ago:
Cool blame the government for the decisions of the executive team…
They weren’t FORCED to hire like crazy, they did it because they got greedy, thought the money train would never stop and got caught with their pants down. Many companies stayed within normal growth estimates and many didn’t.
Executive teams should be expected to predict these things accurately or be held accountable. But they won’t. They will cut staff and will happily pretend they did everything they could cash the checks and do the Bronze Medal meme Celebration as they MBA the fuck out of a company until it is dead and do the same to the next one.
- Comment on Discord lays off 170 people, blames growing too quickly | TechCrunch 9 months ago:
Since they were overstaffed that means the executive team messed up. I am sure they will be held accountable….
- Comment on Toyota-owned automaker halts Japan production after admitting it tampered with safety tests for 30 years | CNN Business 10 months ago:
Or…
- Comment on Mozilla 2023 Annual Report: CEO pay skyrockets, while Firefox Marketshare nosedives 10 months ago:
They have to pay that much to attract talent! The same talent that destroyed the other companies they worked for.
- Comment on The Race to Put Brain Implants in People Is Heating Up 10 months ago:
Is this going to be like those neurotech implants for the deaf that the company went under and now the people get no service, support or anything?
- Comment on What’s Left Of Cable TV Is Slowly Going To Hell 10 months ago:
This is always the same pattern. The new thing is taken over by the same old players and it becomes shitty like the same old thing.
- Comment on OpenAI says it is investigating reports ChatGPT has become ‘lazy’ 11 months ago:
The good thing about these AI companies is they are doing it in record pace! They will enshitify faster than ever before! True innovation!
- Comment on OpenAI says it is investigating reports ChatGPT has become ‘lazy’ 11 months ago:
This is most likely the answer. Management saw the revenue and cost and said, “whoa! Turn all that unnecessary stuff off!”
- Comment on Overheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactions 1 year ago:
The AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!
- Comment on Intel doesn’t think that Arm CPUs will make a dent in the laptop market 1 year ago:
But at those power consumptions series 12/13 aren’t significantly better than an M2…
- Comment on Intel doesn’t think that Arm CPUs will make a dent in the laptop market 1 year ago:
One sec, gonna stick an 1650 Watt UPS in my backpack.
- Comment on Terrible Things Happened to Monkeys After Getting Neuralink Implants, According to Veterinary Records 1 year ago:
IDK that still sounds pretty terrible.