monkeyslikebananas2

@monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Turn it on and off really fast. It will stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourne⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait what? I can tell black cats apart… some people can’t? Do they also look like Matt Damon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourne⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They see everyone as Matt Damon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They say remote working less productive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would go to the office if they provided office cocaine like they did back in the day. I would be hella productive then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU Chat Control didnt pass - proving the media got to alot of you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, have people been setting their windmills to the tornado mode? I always thought it odd to have that setting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One iPhone led police to gang who sent 40,000 snatched phones to China⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The stolen phones can be broken up for parts. They probably aren’t just reselling the devices whole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I realized recently that stupid people have been weaponized. They all watch and listen to the same stuff and since they don’t have critical thinking skills, they are all a loud circle jerk in an echo chamber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me; too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was trying to buy food that wasn’t covered in plastic. I don’t have an option. I have looked for butchers, bakers and general food items that sell without plastic wrapping and it just isn’t feasible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait FR?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the font

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Chrono Trigger Taught Me The Word ‘Epoch’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant a perfect rhyme. :/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Chrono Trigger Taught Me The Word ‘Epoch’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  dictionary.cambridge.org/us/…/epoch

  There’s the UK EE-pok and the US version sounds like Epic.

  It is indeed a weird word. Hard to rhyme. Can only think of peacock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Decided to dig a big hole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Before or after it dies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Decided to dig a big hole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What you gonna put in your hole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you in particular⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn just looked up the MSDS because i wouldn’t expect carbon nanotubes would be very dangerous. Probably not immediate cancer but definitely not something to handle outside a controlled environment for application. It is relatively safe once it is applied though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No words⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I mean it can be both. Israel committing genocide is both wrong and makes the Jewish people less safe, as they have a country and its leaders creating more enemies. Not all Jewish people agree with Netanyahu or live in Israel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re the same picture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just to clarify⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Could have been an adopted meerkat-bro. Families are complicated these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a BMW and I use my turn signals! There are dozens of us!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨two sides⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just joking.

  But they just inverted the colors and for the dog tge only color is white. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨two sides⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You think their evil versions should also be black?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. takes 10% stake in Intel as Trump flexes more power over big business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish he would say, “And God have mercy on our souls.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally found where they store all the excess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just call it your mom. ~sorry 🤭~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately she’s already procreated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What MLK fought for⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re doing a lot more than that to the chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google search boss says AI isn’t killing search clicks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ding ding ding

  If you make up a new metric then you can say there isn’t a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says he plans to put a 100% tariff on computer chips, likely pushing up cost of electronics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are the Trump-Epstein files?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexa, how do I remove cooties?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ssshhhhh don’t tell them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That demon odd left handed!!!