Rcklsabndn

@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I say kill 'em all.⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m imagining a dad arranging a patio for a BBQ he’s throwing later and the last step is him walking the perimeter of the yard giving all of the bushes haymakers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loops is a new short form platform created by Pixelfed creator Daniel Supernault.⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if it will function more like Vine?

  Maybe it’s because I’m a decade older now, but Vine seemed awesome and I would jump on it for 10-20 minutes a day and have no problem putting it down, even forgetting to check it a week at a time.

  I haven’t touched tik tok because it seems like it is much more toxic and addictive in comparison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘I vant to fleep your Spam…’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  : calmly walks away:

  : gets shot in the back of the head with a pepper ball:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t had any side fumbling since I installed a Maltster resonator between the fore and aft harmonic coils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a trap. Like in the famous documentary, ‘The Santa Clause’, if you examine the crash site the drivers body will disappear and YOU will become the Door Dasher, and be required to fulfill all of their commitments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 North American 4 you has been created⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure someone has tried it, but it would be interesting if a Chinese American whose family has been running a Chinese restaurant in the US for a century opened up a location in Hong Kong.

  I wonder if the locals would snub it, or find it kitchy and charming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: Tandy started as a leather company waaay back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I definitely have four different temperatures in my tiny studio. I imagine that would set a sort of person on edge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How accurate is this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nasty customers leaving messy tables. Host/server breathing down your neck to bus their section yesterday. Dishwasher disappeared so they need you to pitch in at the dish sink. The bin behind the bar is overflowing.

  Where were you?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was my very same experience with Canadian Bacon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t have one now, but scotch eggs look great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mustard crackers are the bomb if that’s all you have in the fridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of like chop suey, there’s nothing Chinese about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a great idea⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Entry Level Grocery Store sounds like a future slur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tankie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like that the AI gave the soccer Mom both a soccer ball as well as a soccer purse. Bravo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me some good ones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t come here if it weren’t for self satisfied know it all’s balanced by insecure smarty-pants’.

  With a sprinkling of whatever grammar-Nazi wants to correct my comments.

  I generally try to hang out with people smarter/more experienced than I in the hopes some of it rubs off on me.

  But, I’m also a pretentious twat, so there’s also that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me some good ones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  During my short tenure in the American South I thought women of all ages were in to me because they’d often say, ‘Bless your heart!’ and call me ‘Honey’.

  Turns out I should have kept my head down. Don’t be fooled by Southern Hospitality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Microslop" trends in backlash to Microsoft's AI obsession⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just threw up a bit at the thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam winter sale is live. What patient games are you picking up?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen the YouTube channel Hat Films so a three player co-op in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explained: Why you can't move Windows 11 taskbar like Windows 10, according to Microsoft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was briefly a star at work when all of the terminals updated to Win 11. I was the only dude that knew how to move the start button back to the lower left corner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cranes, all the way up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And it takes them two winters to fill a toddler sized pothole in front of my flat. /Boomerang/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ia! Nyar-Cr’anethotep! The dark mother of a thousand girders!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You simply need a BIGGER crane to build the Big Crane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Corn Obelisks Know Your Sins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want Ohio anywhere near my family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  : warms up netti pot:

  I am immune to your punishment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s more efficient if people get a few hundred dollar boost every week to spend when and wherever they please, rather then stand in line and receive whatever obtuse handout the government has decided they deserve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, Jesus has limitless love, right?