Rcklsabndn

@Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On January 1st of 2026, Texas will be required to give ID to download apps from the app stores. It doesn't matter if it's NSFW or not.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a group of friends that moved there from the Midwest in the 10s, and I hope they have the presence of mind to get the fuck out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On January 1st of 2026, Texas will be required to give ID to download apps from the app stores. It doesn't matter if it's NSFW or not.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you didn’t have anything to hide, why do you need a VPN? /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla's Full Self-Driving software under investigation after railroad incidents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of the stupidest people I’ve ever known were brilliant engineers.

  Same could be said for many people with very specific doctorates.

  As the popular band Smashmouth once sang: ‘Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just in time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t show ‘mind the size of a planet, but stocking shelves’.

  But, I guess I’m happy to be here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IMHO: Imhotep! May He Oversee!

  We be raising mummies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How many bee jackets to make a tube of all natural chap stick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's interesting that we have multiple appliances in the kitchen who's sole job is to turn electricity into heat.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just heard the quote, ‘Toasters weren’t invented to make toast, they were invented to sell electricity.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logitech will brick its $100 Pop smart home buttons on October 15 - Ars Technica⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately, Logitech ended support for their T1432 modal trebuchet last year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was in Joe Dirt as well. Not a masterpiece, but my buddies quoted it constantly until our brains were fully formed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His buddy Uncle Cracker did a popular cover as well. Makes me physically I’ll when it pops up at work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the only reason I bought the CD was the line: ‘Paint the town red and paint the sheriff’s wife white’ which vibed with my teenaged wannabe anarchist pubes.

  I regret what I was, but I have grown. Kid Rock hasn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Around here, we speak American, son. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that was Freddie Deftones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget, did Hulk Hogan die? I can’t be assed to look it up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren’t even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.

  We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:

  ‘Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff’s wife white’.

  That got a giggle from us.

  The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.

  The next album was a no-buy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like something from 1001 Arabian Nights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says TikTok should be tweaked to become “100% MAGA”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Noted. Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Myself, at least, nobody but my closest friends knows about my collection, and I don’t talk about it because it would bore them to tears.

  Or they would just tell me to pirate soft synth in Ableton and use a cheap midi, which is financially rational, but it isn’t the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Think of how many YouTube channels have walls of games or books behind them. Or people that have 400 games in their stream account they never even play. Synth cost of entry is higher, so proper hoarders are rarer.

  If I had another digit on my income, I’d probably find an excuse to buy a used instrument at the pawn because it’s a wicked rush imagining what you can do with this new tool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Another synthesizer that I don’t even have a stand for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now it's not even working properly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when the Fold phones first came out and people were peeling off the screens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘I’m a modern-day luddite’: Meet the students who don’t use laptops⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t been to school for a couple decades. Do they no longer teach how to take proper notes in your first year (paper or computer or otherwise)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEI, more like DIED⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Kissinger and Hussein having a spicy three way in hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear the Invisible D and Silent C are happily married.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Illinois contains a hidden D which is in your mom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The famous ‘invisible D’ of Connecticut, my favorite SCP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop trying to make fetched a thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shaka, when the walls rizzed.