Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  True. Look ill be honest. Vanessa can bloome my beenis anytime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain’t been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Save some edge for the rest us dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump posted this in Truth.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sorry guys i slept in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rawr motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *ur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you support Isreal I hope you’re genitals fall off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. I didn’t even know cracker barrel was still around until all this jazz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer the phrases “imma go shake a tit”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you not entertained?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People that idolize celebs are wild to me. Taylor wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire girl.

  As I’ve gotten older my celebs are people that put tutorials on YouTube. Like oh shit, ishaan my favorite electrician just dropped a fire new video on neutrals and grounding on 3 phase. Or that one homesteader just dropped a short on how to grow bigger pumpkins, get the popcorn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hilarious!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the funniest person I know. Humble too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grow up snoop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To install a new outlet with a dedicated circuit do they have to cut the drywall all the way from the electrical panel to the outlet?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not typically. Depends on where it’s located but sometimes the only drywall you’ll cut is for the cut in box. Like if it’s on an exterior wall some drywall may need to be cut cause of the insulation. But if you use an experienced electrican then we can get the job done with very minimal cutting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A simpler time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I went to cancun that year for my senior trip. It was non stop 18 y/o boys quoting chapell show to each other. Take me baaaack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump set a trap and the corporate media will make you believe youre the one falling for it.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure she’s just a sex doll that gained sentience and escaped Charlie kirks basement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kind of bar⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you being rude and staring. Get a life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen Planning Roblox Documentary, It's Claimed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand why you’d want that but ok I guess. Kinda feel like a catholic priest or a youth pastor wrote this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey 👋⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew, girl. Stop begging. If you wanna slut for likes then do porn. I doubt anyone would watch but at least you won’t be begging

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that Gerrymandering allows politicians to choose their own voters. In many countries, it's illegal. Gerrymandering is common in the United States⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never understand how the highest number of votes isn’t winning. Bucha cheatin ass bitches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The number of times a person mentions ChatGPT in a random conversation might work as a rule of thumb to measure her intelligence (inverse proportion, of course)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or how wide a stcik can be used to beat your wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My has has been through 3 of these. He likes to play me his songs right before bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t let trump see this post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Slap ass, wash hands. Simple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Florida to Cuba, Cuba to Hawaii, Hawaii to Louisiana

  The food wood be amazing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No blowjobs please⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a powerstance if I’ve ever seen one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kill Them With Fire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure I’ve seen the sane sign but with hilary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help making a table more movable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tie a rope to that dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the olden days, when people got married a lot younger, there were probably lots of grandparents in their thirties⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandparents were married when 15. They ran away from home in California and settled down in Oklahoma where my family still resides

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The look you have when you realize you've made the greatest alien movie of all time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got 5 minutes in and immediately turned it off after a nasa weather scientist called ice cube. The silence was better than whatever this “movie” had to offer