Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 3 days ago:
Welp found taydens mom
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 3 days ago:
Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these
- Comment on Why aren't Americans filling the manufacturing jobs we already have? 6 days ago:
If i had to guess its cause the plants don’t pay enough and those very jobs used to be filled by Hispanic people that didn’t mind the dirty work.
- Comment on WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere 6 days ago:
There was a lady lawyer show on TV called ally mcbeal and she was like crazy or something and used to hallucinate the dancing baby. I don’t remember it that well as it was an old people show and I was a kid but yeah way before youtube
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 1 week ago:
This is without a doubt the most software update I’ve ever experienced. Straight up fucked my shit up
- Comment on Coincidence? 1 week ago:
Tf is going on in Pennsylvania??
- Comment on Working retail can be embarrassing 1 week ago:
One time this girl i barely knew walked into my work. I said hey Courtney how are you? She looks at me like I’m crazy and asks for my boss by name. She wasn’t Courtney but a doppelganger
- Comment on ℞osaur 1 week ago:
Bigfoots (bigfeets)?? and Grey aliens built the pyramids duh
- Comment on Good times were had 1 week ago:
One summer day in 1999 my friend was being lazy and didn’t want to leave his house. So I said my mom took me to blockbuster last night and we rented golden eye for the weekend. He perked right up and we headed to my house. Ahhhhhh those were the days. It was a big deal at the time cause that game and Tony hawk pro skater were ALWAYS rented out and were hard to get your hands on
- Comment on Sorry I'm not sorry 1 week ago:
Per my last email im sorry you’re stupid and can’t read. You really excel in failing
- Comment on Choose one 3 weeks ago:
A couple of these are wrong
- Comment on First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus 3 weeks ago:
Ayyyy what up white Jesus
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 3 weeks ago:
I prefer the Grey lowes ones myself however im sort of a snob like that
- Comment on The pipeline 3 weeks ago:
Uhhhh, Google him
Horrifically not satire
- Comment on Super accurate 4 weeks ago:
Kid rock wasn’t relevant in the 90s (the generation he flourished most) and isn’t now. He acts like a tough guy trailer park rat when in reality mommy and daddy were loaded and supported him. He’s one of the biggest posers out there. Go clean up daddy’s horse shit boy stone
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 1 month ago:
I’m sorry but you have no pint of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone
- Comment on 5 Soothing Solutions for Back Pain Relief (That Actually Work!) 💆♂️✨ 1 month ago:
Get fucked loser
- Comment on I got one..... 1 month ago:
Sorry bud, but she in my Dm’s too
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 1 month ago:
U
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Step 1, dig big hole, step two, become one with tge ant people, step 3 never see daylight again
- Comment on absolute lifestyle 1 month ago:
I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack
Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 2 months ago:
It really is. I once dated a girl that would rip on me for having a Samsung. She said she needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics and uses socials a lot. She couldn’t fathom that my Samsung could do all of that and arguably more
- Comment on No title 2 months ago:
My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me
- Comment on Can trump make it so I can sell my citizenship for 5 million dollars? 2 months ago:
Doubt. If anyone is gonna profit off of his half baked idea then it’ll be him, no one else
- Comment on Are you a chicken? 2 months ago:
Are you child cause I really want to
Wait nvm
- Comment on This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government 2 months ago:
He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth
- Comment on 4 more months and I can quit one of my part time jobs. 2 months ago:
Retirement is nothing but a fantasy. I own a home and the only way I can think of Retirement is if I sell it, then what though??? Live under an overpass slamming heroin every night just to stay warm?? I won’t rule it out but still
- Comment on He's taking some deep drags on that Marlboro as he considers what to do 2 months ago:
Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen
- Comment on Clap them cheeks 2 months ago:
I wonder how massive dinosaurs had sex. Those big ass tails would be hella in the way
- Comment on Ribbit 2 months ago:
I had a female bun make a burrow in my backyard underneath a brush pile i had going. She gave birth to about 4 to 6 baby buns.
Well spring came and needed to to start cleaning up the yard so I start weed eating around said brush pile.
The noise i was making scared alll the baby buns and they came running out of their home. I hit one with weed eater by accident. It laid there breathing heavily bleeding and unable to run. I gave it 30 minutes to see if it would get up and run away. It never got up.
So I did what needed to be done and put the little baby out of its misery. I smashed it with a very large rock very swift and quickly. That was hard to do.
I held a funeral for it and buried it in my yard. Rest in peace little bun, im so sorry 😞
