Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I will definitely judge people that say they love trump. Grow up losers, he’s not wite Jesus. If anything he’s orange satan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you not entertained?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  People that idolize celebs are wild to me. Taylor wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire girl.

  As I’ve gotten older my celebs are people that put tutorials on YouTube. Like oh shit, ishaan my favorite electrician just dropped a fire new video on neutrals and grounding on 3 phase. Or that one homesteader just dropped a short on how to grow bigger pumpkins, get the popcorn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hilarious!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the funniest person I know. Humble too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Grow up snoop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To install a new outlet with a dedicated circuit do they have to cut the drywall all the way from the electrical panel to the outlet?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not typically. Depends on where it’s located but sometimes the only drywall you’ll cut is for the cut in box. Like if it’s on an exterior wall some drywall may need to be cut cause of the insulation. But if you use an experienced electrican then we can get the job done with very minimal cutting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A simpler time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I went to cancun that year for my senior trip. It was non stop 18 y/o boys quoting chapell show to each other. Take me baaaack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump set a trap and the corporate media will make you believe youre the one falling for it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure she’s just a sex doll that gained sentience and escaped Charlie kirks basement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kind of bar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you being rude and staring. Get a life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen Planning Roblox Documentary, It's Claimed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand why you’d want that but ok I guess. Kinda feel like a catholic priest or a youth pastor wrote this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey 👋⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew, girl. Stop begging. If you wanna slut for likes then do porn. I doubt anyone would watch but at least you won’t be begging

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that Gerrymandering allows politicians to choose their own voters. In many countries, it's illegal. Gerrymandering is common in the United States⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never understand how the highest number of votes isn’t winning. Bucha cheatin ass bitches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The number of times a person mentions ChatGPT in a random conversation might work as a rule of thumb to measure her intelligence (inverse proportion, of course)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or how wide a stcik can be used to beat your wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My has has been through 3 of these. He likes to play me his songs right before bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t let trump see this post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slap ass, wash hands. Simple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Florida to Cuba, Cuba to Hawaii, Hawaii to Louisiana

  The food wood be amazing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No blowjobs please⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a powerstance if I’ve ever seen one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kill Them With Fire⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure I’ve seen the sane sign but with hilary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help making a table more movable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tie a rope to that dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the olden days, when people got married a lot younger, there were probably lots of grandparents in their thirties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandparents were married when 15. They ran away from home in California and settled down in Oklahoma where my family still resides

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The look you have when you realize you've made the greatest alien movie of all time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got 5 minutes in and immediately turned it off after a nasa weather scientist called ice cube. The silence was better than whatever this “movie” had to offer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Assistant Is Basically on Life Support and Things Just Got Worse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just ditched my nest camera after 6ish years. Fuck the spys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a fantastic deal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause some hit the meth pipe and got inspired

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When i was in grade 9 a girl in my class started dating a guy that just graduated. His family was Hella poor but this dude had the nicest of everything cars, clothes etc. He was very obviously a 19 y/o drug dealer dating a 14 y/o tgat couldn’t even qualify for a learning permit.

  And everyone was just cool with it. This was in tulsa Oklahoma circa 1999/2000

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Replacing Wooden Edges⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wood takes a lot of up keep ( staining, fixing lose boards every so often)and invites termites. I agree, I love the wood as well. However it’s important to be mindful of up keep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who dares disturb my liver?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first five are absolute bangers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuck's true form⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is good AI use

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd need to calculate the compound interest⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no desire to live that long. You’d see modern civilization fall and most likely massively catastrophic events play out.

  Maybe if I could keep they knowledge I currently have and the body of 25 year old me then maybe I’d consider it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did AT&T think "Eye of Sauron" was the way to go?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They could really benefit from a logo update. I see that and amm reminded of what an awful cell carrier they are as I’m sure millions of others are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a mortgage??