Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on Choose one 2 days ago:
A couple of these are wrong
- Comment on First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus 3 days ago:
Ayyyy what up white Jesus
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 3 days ago:
I prefer the Grey lowes ones myself however im sort of a snob like that
- Comment on The pipeline 4 days ago:
Uhhhh, Google him
Horrifically not satire
- Comment on Super accurate 1 week ago:
Kid rock wasn’t relevant in the 90s (the generation he flourished most) and isn’t now. He acts like a tough guy trailer park rat when in reality mommy and daddy were loaded and supported him. He’s one of the biggest posers out there. Go clean up daddy’s horse shit boy stone
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 4 weeks ago:
I’m sorry but you have no pint of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone
- Comment on 5 Soothing Solutions for Back Pain Relief (That Actually Work!) 💆♂️✨ 4 weeks ago:
Get fucked loser
- Comment on I got one..... 4 weeks ago:
Sorry bud, but she in my Dm’s too
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 5 weeks ago:
U
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Step 1, dig big hole, step two, become one with tge ant people, step 3 never see daylight again
- Comment on absolute lifestyle 1 month ago:
I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack
Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 1 month ago:
It really is. I once dated a girl that would rip on me for having a Samsung. She said she needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics and uses socials a lot. She couldn’t fathom that my Samsung could do all of that and arguably more
- Comment on No title 1 month ago:
My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me
- Comment on Can trump make it so I can sell my citizenship for 5 million dollars? 1 month ago:
Doubt. If anyone is gonna profit off of his half baked idea then it’ll be him, no one else
- Comment on Are you a chicken? 1 month ago:
Are you child cause I really want to
Wait nvm
- Comment on This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government 1 month ago:
He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth
- Comment on 4 more months and I can quit one of my part time jobs. 1 month ago:
Retirement is nothing but a fantasy. I own a home and the only way I can think of Retirement is if I sell it, then what though??? Live under an overpass slamming heroin every night just to stay warm?? I won’t rule it out but still
- Comment on He's taking some deep drags on that Marlboro as he considers what to do 1 month ago:
Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen
- Comment on Clap them cheeks 1 month ago:
I wonder how massive dinosaurs had sex. Those big ass tails would be hella in the way
- Comment on Ribbit 1 month ago:
I had a female bun make a burrow in my backyard underneath a brush pile i had going. She gave birth to about 4 to 6 baby buns.
Well spring came and needed to to start cleaning up the yard so I start weed eating around said brush pile.
The noise i was making scared alll the baby buns and they came running out of their home. I hit one with weed eater by accident. It laid there breathing heavily bleeding and unable to run. I gave it 30 minutes to see if it would get up and run away. It never got up.
So I did what needed to be done and put the little baby out of its misery. I smashed it with a very large rock very swift and quickly. That was hard to do.
I held a funeral for it and buried it in my yard. Rest in peace little bun, im so sorry 😞
- Comment on The eyes creep me out. Even I wouldnt be able to focus on the job 1 month ago:
Only tall folks get the glory hole??
That’s like discrimination or whatever
- Comment on Even my rubber duckies are sad 1 month ago:
I like to sneak up behind my friend and grab him up super tight a scream struggle snuggle time while he fights and claws to get away. He says he hates it but we both know h e lyin
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
By liking a 4 year old post at 2 am of them at tge lake
- Comment on Look at the shitty world sober people have carefully crafted around you. Drugs aren't the problem, they are the solution. 2 months ago:
I would be absolutely thrilled to try mdma therapy. Too bad maps keeps getting blocked by legislature with big pharma in their pockets
- Comment on is it wrong/selfish to cut contact with my trump-supporting father? 2 months ago:
Tons of people here are going to say yes and that’s your dad is a pos. This is a question with life long implications, that you’re asking strangers. Do you want validation for cutting your dad out of your life? Cause that’s all youll get here. Only you know the answer to this question
- Comment on We need you Not Sure! 2 months ago:
Elon has such little boy shoulders. Seriously, he looks like an old lady pushing a walker trying to hold up that saw
- Comment on Why do people say more people didnt vote for trump than did? 2 months ago:
You want children to vote?? Children will vote for whomever their parents vote for.
Jfc were beyond repair
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Have you tried actual otc hemorrhoid cream?
- Comment on Why are tornado sirens only for tornadoes and not other severe storm events? 2 months ago:
Folks need to know what type of emergency they’re preparing for
- Comment on P.R.I.D.E 2 months ago:
That’s pretty handy. I had no clue
