Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on "Fans"who don’t want Bruce Wayne to have "normal" friends or see Peter Parker financially stable don't want to see these character grow 4 hours ago:
You first and last issue was posting to reddit
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 4 hours ago:
Unfortunately there is a type of bleach blonde Karen that finds this type of specimen irresistible
- Comment on Too late 1 day ago:
Ugh, I hate Xmas. I truly despise the day.
- Comment on Peak sporting 5 days ago:
He ballin
- Comment on Manic Stew 1 week ago:
Ptsd spicy ramen
- Comment on Clowns be clowning 1 week ago:
When will boomers learn? You never and I mean never, say derogatory shit about minorities in front of an 18 y/o skateboard kid. Cause they will make you look like an ever bigger fool than youre already being. Every. Damn. Time.
- Comment on Warning sign in parking lot 1 week ago:
I never believed the whole chihuahuas were evil thing until my parents got one. That little fucker has drawn blood on everyone in the family. Kids, old folks, my parents, his hate knows no bounds
- Comment on There's one in every crowd 1 week ago:
Like a good ole fashion over the pants handy from Gail the snail
- Comment on Any advice for me a guy turning 18 yo old?? 2 weeks ago:
Take care of your teeth. Many loves will come and go in your 20s and maybe even 30s, but if its a life partner you want try focusing on yourself and they’ll appear out of thin air. Friends are important but not as important as inner peace. If a job offer 401k start investing as much as possible as soon as possible. Everyone is going through their own crazy messed up life so be kind. Puff, puff pass and enjoy your 20s as much as possible while not losing sight of your goals. Goals are EVERYTHING, set the achieve them and set them again. Heartbreak and death are integral parts of being human. It’s important to sit with and process the pain as long as YOU see fit. Death will come for someone you love someday, don’t let drugs or alcohol be your medicine
- Comment on Does anyone know how I'm suppose to open this? 3 weeks ago:
Flat blade screw driver and a hammer. Right tight left loose. Press the screw driver against the cap and tap it until it loosens
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 3 weeks ago:
Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 3 weeks ago:
Paid protesters…
Only kidding. But seriously though those girls are dark haired, dark skinned. Wtf they doing on that side??
- Comment on Spokesperson 3 weeks ago:
Just because you create something doesn’t automatically make it a good thing. I birthed a giant turd this morning and I thought it was incredible, when I showed my wife and son they didn’t like it so much. So just cause some people have horrible taste in music doesn’t make the creator a legend
- Comment on Spokesperson 3 weeks ago:
Good for him. Country-rap is ass
- Comment on Shitpost 4 weeks ago:
How embarrassing
- Comment on Does being a ‘hero’ mean you are a perfect person? 4 weeks ago:
No such thing as a perfect person. We are all flawed in some way
- Comment on Spokesperson 4 weeks ago:
Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 4 weeks ago:
The dick paradox
- Comment on Ah, ah, ah, yeah! 4 weeks ago:
I lie to myself and say, let’s go its gonna be a great day
- Comment on You gotta rizz 'em 4 weeks ago:
And hit em with the jizz’m
- Comment on Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is not the definition of insanity. It's the definition of practice. 4 weeks ago:
This was one guys opinion and everyone took it to heart. For example, If we listened to and did everything Neil degrass Tyson said then we’d all be closed minded condescending assholes
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 4 weeks ago:
Cheeseburger ius
- Comment on ralph 4 weeks ago:
Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane
- Comment on dinner 5 weeks ago:
This is why we cant get universal health care. Cause dudes be pounding this back, rub one out then nap for 5 hours at 1047 am on Tuesday morning
- Comment on Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension 5 weeks ago:
Thanks dude! Yall are too kind
- Comment on Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension 5 weeks ago:
Word homie, thanks. I’ll look into it and give it a go!
- Comment on Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension 5 weeks ago:
I’m old. So first i gotta teach myself how.
- Comment on Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension 5 weeks ago:
As soon as I figure out how to pirate alien earth imma cancel Hulu.
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 1 month ago:
True. Look ill be honest. Vanessa can bloome my beenis anytime
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 1 month ago:
Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain’t been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee