Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that Gerrymandering allows politicians to choose their own voters. In many countries, it's illegal. Gerrymandering is common in the United States⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never understand how the highest number of votes isn’t winning. Bucha cheatin ass bitches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The number of times a person mentions ChatGPT in a random conversation might work as a rule of thumb to measure her intelligence (inverse proportion, of course)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or how wide a stcik can be used to beat your wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My has has been through 3 of these. He likes to play me his songs right before bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t let trump see this post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Slap ass, wash hands. Simple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Florida to Cuba, Cuba to Hawaii, Hawaii to Louisiana

  The food wood be amazing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No blowjobs please⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a powerstance if I’ve ever seen one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kill Them With Fire⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure I’ve seen the sane sign but with hilary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help making a table more movable⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tie a rope to that dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the olden days, when people got married a lot younger, there were probably lots of grandparents in their thirties⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandparents were married when 15. They ran away from home in California and settled down in Oklahoma where my family still resides

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The look you have when you realize you've made the greatest alien movie of all time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I got 5 minutes in and immediately turned it off after a nasa weather scientist called ice cube. The silence was better than whatever this “movie” had to offer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Assistant Is Basically on Life Support and Things Just Got Worse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just ditched my nest camera after 6ish years. Fuck the spys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a fantastic deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause some hit the meth pipe and got inspired

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When i was in grade 9 a girl in my class started dating a guy that just graduated. His family was Hella poor but this dude had the nicest of everything cars, clothes etc. He was very obviously a 19 y/o drug dealer dating a 14 y/o tgat couldn’t even qualify for a learning permit.

  And everyone was just cool with it. This was in tulsa Oklahoma circa 1999/2000

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Replacing Wooden Edges⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wood takes a lot of up keep ( staining, fixing lose boards every so often)and invites termites. I agree, I love the wood as well. However it’s important to be mindful of up keep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who dares disturb my liver?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first five are absolute bangers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuck's true form⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is good AI use

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd need to calculate the compound interest⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no desire to live that long. You’d see modern civilization fall and most likely massively catastrophic events play out.

  Maybe if I could keep they knowledge I currently have and the body of 25 year old me then maybe I’d consider it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did AT&T think "Eye of Sauron" was the way to go?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They could really benefit from a logo update. I see that and amm reminded of what an awful cell carrier they are as I’m sure millions of others are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a mortgage??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age + BUN = Lasix dose⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cause it’s a mask!! You may be asking yourself, but who is under the mask??? I’ll tell you, it’s fuckin Joe slow biden! You trump said he’d cancel war but he’s arming Ukraine and turning Iranian kids into orphans. He’s also holding back the epstien list! Trump promised to deliver on these issues but he’s not. It’s Joe biden has a sick gross crush on our queen Melania so he assassinated trump with help from Obama. Then biden and trump ran disgusting train on Melania (she loved it) anyways. Now you know the truth brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That quite large then.

  I wonder how many pictures of nude bananas you could fit inside??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry but without a banana for scale it’s hard to tell how big it really is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spiritual Safety Tip!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buncha witnesses tried approaching me the other day as I was tending to my flower bed. I sprayed them with my water hose, and yelled “where is your god now, feel the might of my athiest hose, let its water soak sin into your skin” they started crying and saying “were gonna get our parents and they will call the cops”. Turns out the were “girl scouts” selling “cookies” and now I have a court date. At least I didn’t get witnessed, score one for this athiest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are still confused, here is the simple explanation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This Shit confused me so hard when I was 10

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🏎️🚗🚖🚖🚘🚓🚕🚔❤️❤️❤️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Youre one step closer to leaving him forever in one pic. In there other he has to take care of your bitch ass once again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jalapeño chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody Cares If Music Is Real Anymore | “​​Rubber burns, the map fades away / Chasing the ghosts of yesterday.” Sure, fine.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I stumbled upon the AI dj that Spotify has. It’s plays music you like and music you may like based on history. I used it once and I knew we were all doomed when it a track if brown noise sounds, sleep sounds nit music, then once it was over the dj came back and goes "wow you sure do have great taste in music, how about this next one you may enjoy and plays more brown noise. So yeah, AI is Hella stupid and I’d be embarrassed to listen to ai music

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA for those in America⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My city allows fireworks. We are the only city that does in my area so people come from all over the place to set them off.

  At a certain point last night there were so many going off that I started to wonder if I were shoot .40 cal into the ground would anyone be able to hear it. So I did. I went into my backyard (alone) found a safe spot and shot one into the ground. I was correct in my assumption. There is no way anyone could tell. So I got away with it. The point of all of this is if I needed to ever kill my neighbor I would just wait until the 4th.

  Just to add I was sober last night and alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spickus spokus