Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on Typical Friday night 1 day ago:
Do think it’s free admission or???
- Comment on Srsly 1 day ago:
When you hit 30 9pm turns into 10 pm. Pretty youll need to add one hour to each decade after that so 40 9pm turns to 11pm 50 y/o 9pm becomes midnight and so on. Then when you hit 75 you stay up until midnight and wake up at 5am cause you sleep all day anyway
- Comment on I am two of them 5 days ago:
I’m bi. But because of reasons I’ve never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again
- Comment on Where are they? 5 days ago:
It be like that. Just wait until you get into hummingbird feeders. Those little crackheads are difficult to lure in, but you get em with sweet nectar they are yours forever
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 1 week ago:
There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 1 week ago:
I will never tip a delivery driver. But he can fuck my butt i guess
- Comment on Oh to go back... 1 week ago:
Or like on jurassic park. Where the little girl saves the day by playing a video game on the security system
- Comment on Aging is fun 1 week ago:
Turning 40 be like that yo. Honestly can’t be anywhere near alcohol as ill feel like crap for 2 days straight after
- Comment on The Supreme Leader 2 weeks ago:
Dishonorable discharged for taking a shit in the ball pin
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 2 weeks ago:
There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 3 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.
Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?
- Comment on The only stat that matters 3 weeks ago:
Who they is?
- Comment on Avocado 4 weeks ago:
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
- Comment on Avocado 4 weeks ago:
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
- Comment on Avocado 4 weeks ago:
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
- Comment on Delicious 4 weeks ago:
Cum-bun-ear-rangs
- Comment on For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋 4 weeks ago:
Jfc the rolling stone is shit show nowadays. No i don’t want anything from her especially her “acting”
- Comment on Kanye ass idea 4 weeks ago:
Kissing counsins??
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 4 weeks ago:
The popular wood panels from the 70s and 80s is typically wainscoting and that shit is hella thin
- Comment on The longer I look the less I can tell them apart 4 weeks ago:
Cat
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 4 weeks ago:
People so ready to kink shame feet. Just wait some shawty gonna open your mind one day
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 4 weeks ago:
Wait… he’s still alive?
- Comment on I'd choose 4 tbh 5 weeks ago:
5-6-9
- Comment on A real American 5 weeks ago:
The hulkster doesn’t look too good brother. Good riddance ,I hope he dies slowly
- Comment on Cut up those shitposts 5 weeks ago:
All from a reddit comment like 5 years ago.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Sarah huckabee did something awful??? Shocked I say
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 month ago:
Welp found taydens mom
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 month ago:
Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these
- Comment on Why aren't Americans filling the manufacturing jobs we already have? 1 month ago:
If i had to guess its cause the plants don’t pay enough and those very jobs used to be filled by Hispanic people that didn’t mind the dirty work.
- Comment on WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere 1 month ago:
There was a lady lawyer show on TV called ally mcbeal and she was like crazy or something and used to hallucinate the dancing baby. I don’t remember it that well as it was an old people show and I was a kid but yeah way before youtube