Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dads be like⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It is against family law to turn the light on during road trips. You will be hanged at dawn until dead. All possessions will be forfeited to your little sister

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta get the 6 inch cock without balls. You splurged too much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you cut it with the pure. And by pure I mean Baja blast see

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ratioed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Alpha”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knows more than most scientists… according to one extremely reliable source: themselves⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  "According to my research " proceeds to copy and paste from Facebook

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning Video⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly what my morning bm needed. Im dying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yarr⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I see no problem with robbing super yatchs . Sit bozos down while I throw his crew overboard and pillage his watch collection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bacon⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The older I get, the more pork is like eating human flesh. It buns me out cause I used to love bacon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Talkin bout, “you got tds man”

  These people are so dumb its infuriating. Because there is no, I mean zero reasoning with them. Its like talking to a wall. "Abortion should be illegal " idk man, if your sister had aborted you then we wouldn’t be in this mess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyway to clean this sink?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Soft scrub and scotch brite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should start doing this today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I had told a few exs to kick rocks way sooner. Wasted some prime years with some legit psychos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Way too much⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My skin begins to itch. Like my shirt is covered in imaginary tags on the inside and they are all poking me at once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Law⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1. be fine

  2. fight fascists

  3. shake ass while being fine

  Thats pretty much it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Mar-a-Lago face⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beavis irl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't cars have a way to contact nearby cars like fictional spaceships do?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds awful. But it does exist, its called a cb radio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Fans"who don’t want Bruce Wayne to have "normal" friends or see Peter Parker financially stable don't want to see these character grow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You first and last issue was posting to reddit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately there is a type of bleach blonde Karen that finds this type of specimen irresistible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too late⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, I hate Xmas. I truly despise the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak sporting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He ballin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ptsd spicy ramen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clowns be clowning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When will boomers learn? You never and I mean never, say derogatory shit about minorities in front of an 18 y/o skateboard kid. Cause they will make you look like an ever bigger fool than youre already being. Every. Damn. Time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning sign in parking lot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never believed the whole chihuahuas were evil thing until my parents got one. That little fucker has drawn blood on everyone in the family. Kids, old folks, my parents, his hate knows no bounds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's one in every crowd⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a good ole fashion over the pants handy from Gail the snail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any advice for me a guy turning 18 yo old??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take care of your teeth. Many loves will come and go in your 20s and maybe even 30s, but if its a life partner you want try focusing on yourself and they’ll appear out of thin air. Friends are important but not as important as inner peace. If a job offer 401k start investing as much as possible as soon as possible. Everyone is going through their own crazy messed up life so be kind. Puff, puff pass and enjoy your 20s as much as possible while not losing sight of your goals. Goals are EVERYTHING, set the achieve them and set them again. Heartbreak and death are integral parts of being human. It’s important to sit with and process the pain as long as YOU see fit. Death will come for someone you love someday, don’t let drugs or alcohol be your medicine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone know how I'm suppose to open this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Flat blade screw driver and a hammer. Right tight left loose. Press the screw driver against the cap and tap it until it loosens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Paid protesters…

  Only kidding. But seriously though those girls are dark haired, dark skinned. Wtf they doing on that side??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because you create something doesn’t automatically make it a good thing. I birthed a giant turd this morning and I thought it was incredible, when I showed my wife and son they didn’t like it so much. So just cause some people have horrible taste in music doesn’t make the creator a legend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good for him. Country-rap is ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How embarrassing