Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd need to calculate the compound interest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no desire to live that long. You’d see modern civilization fall and most likely massively catastrophic events play out.

  Maybe if I could keep they knowledge I currently have and the body of 25 year old me then maybe I’d consider it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did AT&T think "Eye of Sauron" was the way to go?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They could really benefit from a logo update. I see that and amm reminded of what an awful cell carrier they are as I’m sure millions of others are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a mortgage??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age + BUN = Lasix dose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cause it’s a mask!! You may be asking yourself, but who is under the mask??? I’ll tell you, it’s fuckin Joe slow biden! You trump said he’d cancel war but he’s arming Ukraine and turning Iranian kids into orphans. He’s also holding back the epstien list! Trump promised to deliver on these issues but he’s not. It’s Joe biden has a sick gross crush on our queen Melania so he assassinated trump with help from Obama. Then biden and trump ran disgusting train on Melania (she loved it) anyways. Now you know the truth brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That quite large then.

  I wonder how many pictures of nude bananas you could fit inside??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry but without a banana for scale it’s hard to tell how big it really is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spiritual Safety Tip!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Buncha witnesses tried approaching me the other day as I was tending to my flower bed. I sprayed them with my water hose, and yelled “where is your god now, feel the might of my athiest hose, let its water soak sin into your skin” they started crying and saying “were gonna get our parents and they will call the cops”. Turns out the were “girl scouts” selling “cookies” and now I have a court date. At least I didn’t get witnessed, score one for this athiest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are still confused, here is the simple explanation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This Shit confused me so hard when I was 10

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🏎️🚗🚖🚖🚘🚓🚕🚔❤️❤️❤️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Youre one step closer to leaving him forever in one pic. In there other he has to take care of your bitch ass once again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jalapeño chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody Cares If Music Is Real Anymore | “​​Rubber burns, the map fades away / Chasing the ghosts of yesterday.” Sure, fine.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I stumbled upon the AI dj that Spotify has. It’s plays music you like and music you may like based on history. I used it once and I knew we were all doomed when it a track if brown noise sounds, sleep sounds nit music, then once it was over the dj came back and goes "wow you sure do have great taste in music, how about this next one you may enjoy and plays more brown noise. So yeah, AI is Hella stupid and I’d be embarrassed to listen to ai music

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA for those in America⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My city allows fireworks. We are the only city that does in my area so people come from all over the place to set them off.

  At a certain point last night there were so many going off that I started to wonder if I were shoot .40 cal into the ground would anyone be able to hear it. So I did. I went into my backyard (alone) found a safe spot and shot one into the ground. I was correct in my assumption. There is no way anyone could tell. So I got away with it. The point of all of this is if I needed to ever kill my neighbor I would just wait until the 4th.

  Just to add I was sober last night and alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spickus spokus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full bloom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably so awful at spelling one and got the other. Also Probably has chlamydia cause ain’t no body talking about chlamydia unless you got it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chocolate chip is a great cookie, but only if it's melty. If it's crunchy, it's just an average cookie.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s your opinion and it’s wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people enjoy things 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate a lot of popular things. But thats just cause im a cynical asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alligator Auschwitz⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looney loomer at it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space is the place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She has a really great point. I want to clone my dog too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia hit me.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah buddy. Better be careful or ice is gonna kick your door in and murder your gran

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live wasted lives⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anytime some says the economy or wall street are doing great i instantly know they are either rich or tarded or both

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical Friday night⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do think it’s free admission or???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you hit 30 9pm turns into 10 pm. Pretty youll need to add one hour to each decade after that so 40 9pm turns to 11pm 50 y/o 9pm becomes midnight and so on. Then when you hit 75 you stay up until midnight and wake up at 5am cause you sleep all day anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m bi. But because of reasons I’ve never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are they?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It be like that. Just wait until you get into hummingbird feeders. Those little crackheads are difficult to lure in, but you get em with sweet nectar they are yours forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, this is what people did back then⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let delivery drivers keep their⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never tip a delivery driver. But he can fuck my butt i guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh to go back...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or like on jurassic park. Where the little girl saves the day by playing a video game on the security system

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aging is fun⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turning 40 be like that yo. Honestly can’t be anywhere near alcohol as ill feel like crap for 2 days straight after

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Supreme Leader⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dishonorable discharged for taking a shit in the ball pin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross