Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on The build-up of circling what you wanted in the little paper catalogs. Hnnng. 1 week ago:
Yeah. But we were too poor 😢
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 weeks ago:
These are bear butt plugs. Its how they stop themselves from shitting themselves during hibernation
- Comment on I'd buy it. 2 weeks ago:
So many hurt feelings in this thread. Small people cant take a joke…
- Comment on who is searching this 2 weeks ago:
Bufo alvaruis. The Sonoran desert that excretes dmt
- Comment on "You let your dog sleep in your bed and on the couch?????" Yeah bro & I'd let him borrow my car too if he needed it 3 weeks ago:
Do something unforgettable then. Take a shit on the white house lawn or something
- Comment on Trump: I said to somebody the other day, am I better politician or construction/real estate person? They didn't know how to answer that question. I am not sure how to answer either 3 weeks ago:
He excels in one area better than any human to ever live. Con man of the century right here
- Comment on Trump: When I walk through the white house, young women say thank you very much. 3 weeks ago:
Safe? A terrorist your administration vetted just murdered to guards. Go fuck yourself don
- Comment on wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize 3 weeks ago:
Fuck fifa. Protest the world cup
- Comment on ☪️⛎♑️☦️ 3 weeks ago:
Lies
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 3 weeks ago:
When he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 3 weeks ago:
Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
- Comment on Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate 4 weeks ago:
The larger the gem for the butt plug isn’t always what matters mowt
- Comment on What life hack helped you this year? 4 weeks ago:
When i was in my 20s people always asked me how I stayed so skinny. “Have you tried being poor and being an alcoholic?”
- Comment on At this point it might be the wisest decision 5 weeks ago:
With all due respect thats the dumbest thing I’ve heard today
- Comment on At this point it might be the wisest decision 5 weeks ago:
I support it. Can we build an ark, but no humans this time. We just load em up ship em off so earth 6.0 or whatever will be dogs and cats and spiders and stuff
- Comment on In the future, there will be a sad scene of widow watching AI porn of their dead spouse 5 weeks ago:
You did see the porn bit in the post yeah?
- Comment on Sensory issues 5 weeks ago:
Fuck tags. I absolutely despise them. I rip those pitches off everything. Blanket? Rip that hoe off. Shirt? Fuck you i rather have a hole in my shirt than a tag. Pillow? He’ll no. Fuck tags man
- Comment on Amazing 5 weeks ago:
I’m so tired and hungover you got me there for a second
- Comment on SipsTea 5 weeks ago:
Take him fishing
- Comment on Dads be like 5 weeks ago:
It is against family law to turn the light on during road trips. You will be hanged at dawn until dead. All possessions will be forfeited to your little sister
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
You gotta get the 6 inch cock without balls. You splurged too much
- Comment on Drug deal 1 month ago:
Only if you cut it with the pure. And by pure I mean Baja blast see
- Comment on Ratioed 1 month ago:
“Alpha”
- Comment on Knows more than most scientists… according to one extremely reliable source: themselves 1 month ago:
"According to my research " proceeds to copy and paste from Facebook
- Comment on Good morning Video 1 month ago:
This is exactly what my morning bm needed. Im dying
- Comment on Yarr 1 month ago:
I see no problem with robbing super yatchs . Sit bozos down while I throw his crew overboard and pillage his watch collection
- Comment on Bacon 1 month ago:
The older I get, the more pork is like eating human flesh. It buns me out cause I used to love bacon
- Comment on The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard 1 month ago:
Talkin bout, “you got tds man”
These people are so dumb its infuriating. Because there is no, I mean zero reasoning with them. Its like talking to a wall. "Abortion should be illegal " idk man, if your sister had aborted you then we wouldn’t be in this mess
- Comment on Anyway to clean this sink? 1 month ago:
Soft scrub and scotch brite
- Comment on You should start doing this today 1 month ago:
I wish I had told a few exs to kick rocks way sooner. Wasted some prime years with some legit psychos