Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Fans"who don’t want Bruce Wayne to have "normal" friends or see Peter Parker financially stable don't want to see these character grow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You first and last issue was posting to reddit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately there is a type of bleach blonde Karen that finds this type of specimen irresistible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too late⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, I hate Xmas. I truly despise the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak sporting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He ballin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ptsd spicy ramen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clowns be clowning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When will boomers learn? You never and I mean never, say derogatory shit about minorities in front of an 18 y/o skateboard kid. Cause they will make you look like an ever bigger fool than youre already being. Every. Damn. Time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning sign in parking lot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I never believed the whole chihuahuas were evil thing until my parents got one. That little fucker has drawn blood on everyone in the family. Kids, old folks, my parents, his hate knows no bounds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's one in every crowd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a good ole fashion over the pants handy from Gail the snail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any advice for me a guy turning 18 yo old??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take care of your teeth. Many loves will come and go in your 20s and maybe even 30s, but if its a life partner you want try focusing on yourself and they’ll appear out of thin air. Friends are important but not as important as inner peace. If a job offer 401k start investing as much as possible as soon as possible. Everyone is going through their own crazy messed up life so be kind. Puff, puff pass and enjoy your 20s as much as possible while not losing sight of your goals. Goals are EVERYTHING, set the achieve them and set them again. Heartbreak and death are integral parts of being human. It’s important to sit with and process the pain as long as YOU see fit. Death will come for someone you love someday, don’t let drugs or alcohol be your medicine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone know how I'm suppose to open this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flat blade screw driver and a hammer. Right tight left loose. Press the screw driver against the cap and tap it until it loosens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Paid protesters…

  Only kidding. But seriously though those girls are dark haired, dark skinned. Wtf they doing on that side??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because you create something doesn’t automatically make it a good thing. I birthed a giant turd this morning and I thought it was incredible, when I showed my wife and son they didn’t like it so much. So just cause some people have horrible taste in music doesn’t make the creator a legend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good for him. Country-rap is ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How embarrassing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does being a ‘hero’ mean you are a perfect person?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No such thing as a perfect person. We are all flawed in some way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's a fun game.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The dick paradox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, ah, ah, yeah!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I lie to myself and say, let’s go its gonna be a great day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta rizz 'em⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And hit em with the jizz’m

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is not the definition of insanity. It's the definition of practice.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was one guys opinion and everyone took it to heart. For example, If we listened to and did everything Neil degrass Tyson said then we’d all be closed minded condescending assholes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheeseburger ius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ralph⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dinner⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why we cant get universal health care. Cause dudes be pounding this back, rub one out then nap for 5 hours at 1047 am on Tuesday morning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks dude! Yall are too kind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Word homie, thanks. I’ll look into it and give it a go!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m old. So first i gotta teach myself how.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As soon as I figure out how to pirate alien earth imma cancel Hulu.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  True. Look ill be honest. Vanessa can bloome my beenis anytime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain’t been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee