Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What grass starvation does to the perma-online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

  Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The only stat that matters⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who they is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cum-bun-ear-rangs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jfc the rolling stone is shit show nowadays. No i don’t want anything from her especially her “acting”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kissing counsins??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The popular wood panels from the 70s and 80s is typically wainscoting and that shit is hella thin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The longer I look the less I can tell them apart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope i don't get downvoted for this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People so ready to kink shame feet. Just wait some shawty gonna open your mind one day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… he’s still alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5-6-9

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real American⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The hulkster doesn’t look too good brother. Good riddance ,I hope he dies slowly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cut up those shitposts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All from a reddit comment like 5 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that in 16 States in the USA has banned Ranked-Choice voting, including 5 that has just banned it in 2025, and 6 of those bans happened in 2024.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sarah huckabee did something awful??? Shocked I say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp found taydens mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't Americans filling the manufacturing jobs we already have?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If i had to guess its cause the plants don’t pay enough and those very jobs used to be filled by Hispanic people that didn’t mind the dirty work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a lady lawyer show on TV called ally mcbeal and she was like crazy or something and used to hallucinate the dancing baby. I don’t remember it that well as it was an old people show and I was a kid but yeah way before youtube

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Android updates: thanks I hate it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is without a doubt the most software update I’ve ever experienced. Straight up fucked my shit up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coincidence?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tf is going on in Pennsylvania??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working retail can be embarrassing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time this girl i barely knew walked into my work. I said hey Courtney how are you? She looks at me like I’m crazy and asks for my boss by name. She wasn’t Courtney but a doppelganger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨℞osaur⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bigfoots (bigfeets)?? and Grey aliens built the pyramids duh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good times were had⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One summer day in 1999 my friend was being lazy and didn’t want to leave his house. So I said my mom took me to blockbuster last night and we rented golden eye for the weekend. He perked right up and we headed to my house. Ahhhhhh those were the days. It was a big deal at the time cause that game and Tony hawk pro skater were ALWAYS rented out and were hard to get your hands on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry I'm not sorry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Per my last email im sorry you’re stupid and can’t read. You really excel in failing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A couple of these are wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ayyyy what up white Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer the Grey lowes ones myself however im sort of a snob like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The pipeline⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhhhh, Google him

  Horrifically not satire