Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone know how I'm suppose to open this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Flat blade screw driver and a hammer. Right tight left loose. Press the screw driver against the cap and tap it until it loosens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Paid protesters…

  Only kidding. But seriously though those girls are dark haired, dark skinned. Wtf they doing on that side??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because you create something doesn’t automatically make it a good thing. I birthed a giant turd this morning and I thought it was incredible, when I showed my wife and son they didn’t like it so much. So just cause some people have horrible taste in music doesn’t make the creator a legend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good for him. Country-rap is ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How embarrassing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does being a ‘hero’ mean you are a perfect person?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No such thing as a perfect person. We are all flawed in some way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's a fun game.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The dick paradox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, ah, ah, yeah!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I lie to myself and say, let’s go its gonna be a great day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta rizz 'em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And hit em with the jizz’m

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is not the definition of insanity. It's the definition of practice.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This was one guys opinion and everyone took it to heart. For example, If we listened to and did everything Neil degrass Tyson said then we’d all be closed minded condescending assholes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheeseburger ius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ralph⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why we cant get universal health care. Cause dudes be pounding this back, rub one out then nap for 5 hours at 1047 am on Tuesday morning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks dude! Yall are too kind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Word homie, thanks. I’ll look into it and give it a go!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m old. So first i gotta teach myself how.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney+ cancellation page crashes as customers rush to quit after Kimmel suspension⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As soon as I figure out how to pirate alien earth imma cancel Hulu.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True. Look ill be honest. Vanessa can bloome my beenis anytime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain’t been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Save some edge for the rest us dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump posted this in Truth.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sorry guys i slept in⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rawr motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *ur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you support Isreal I hope you’re genitals fall off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. I didn’t even know cracker barrel was still around until all this jazz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer the phrases “imma go shake a tit”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you not entertained?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People that idolize celebs are wild to me. Taylor wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire girl.

  As I’ve gotten older my celebs are people that put tutorials on YouTube. Like oh shit, ishaan my favorite electrician just dropped a fire new video on neutrals and grounding on 3 phase. Or that one homesteader just dropped a short on how to grow bigger pumpkins, get the popcorn