buttnugget

@buttnugget@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well organized people always plan a head⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the significance of the pineapple juice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man Alarmed to Discover His Smart Vacuum Was Broadcasting a Secret Map of His House⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Treasonous malware.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple Reportedly Moving Ahead With Ads in Maps App⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I love Apple Maps. I’ve been using it since it came out and it’s been great. This bums me out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple Reportedly Moving Ahead With Ads in Maps App⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the dumb thing. I’m always willing to concede that you need to make things as smooth and seamless for your users as possible, but let’s get away from this culture of no stakes investment. Let’s work together to buy in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nodes was my first thought. I think they are sending around host machines or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke in the OP: misunderstanding a sexual acronym (Consensual Non Consent) as a normal one (Computer Numerical Control).

  Joke in the comment: misunderstanding a sexual acronym (Cock and Ball Torture) as a normal one (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy).

  This is what I’m referring to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Is’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just trolling lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The boomers are like people who think misandry is real. Not necessarily in need of torture and public execution, but definitely not worth listening to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just saying the one that it is, sorry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like they should rename them both massive Mohammed. Good trolling is good!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black widow life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta love how traitors will justify anything they want to do by pointing at nature, but as soon as you use an example of females eating males as part of reproduction, then they will just argue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We gotta be more encouraging⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes me want to go listen to REM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I fully support them actually doing this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fictional⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t make sense to me to read it as a single unit of dumbass. I think it’s supposed to say “1, dumbass”. God admonishing the person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cock Ball Torture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fix the problem just change the parameters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t bode well for you, then, given that I am several orders of magnitude morally and intellectually superior to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fix the problem just change the parameters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not. I don’t conceive of looking at something as having anything to do with the concept of laziness. I feel like I’m missing something huge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fix the problem just change the parameters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just don’t see what any of this has to do with laziness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Joking aside, I do always celebrate when Republicans die. I’m basically exactly the type of person they pretend is the average leftist, even though 90% (or more) of folks are normal and don’t wish death on their enemies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like Gazorpazorpfield.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fix the problem just change the parameters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That does make sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fix the problem just change the parameters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, I’ve never particularly liked analogue clocks. I don’t think I ever thought of them as difficult to read, but it’s far superior to look at an exact number like digital usually features.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fix the problem just change the parameters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand how you could possibly classify looking at a clock as lazy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mercy merci⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I aspire to never be this pathetic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there concern about the cavendish?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s literally true. I was making a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like uphill, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would I buy this?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are lots of valid abbreviations that CP uses other than child porn.