About this dick sucking you were talking about…
So glad I suck dick
Submitted 8 months ago by Stamets@piefed.world to [deleted]
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IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking…
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’M the prettiest princess
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here
vga@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
[deleted]pyre@lemmy.world 8 months ago
TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.
yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 months ago
Idk have you tried it? Maybe you’d be good at it
Patches@ttrpg.network 8 months ago
A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.
But whether they are real people, or cartoons. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 months ago
She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old
minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Correctly”…
nectar45@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
You cant win I see
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 months ago
I’m choosing Raya today
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The only winning move is not to play
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 months ago
answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Pic unrelated
Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lore wise? Snow white, obviously
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 months ago
Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.
Got anything you want to add to that?
phx@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.
Fair my ass…
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess
Snowclone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Baby please…
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
No, not again… Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Tiana is the only acceptable answer because she’s the only princess in this photo over the age of 18
psivchaz@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Was thinking my response would have to be something like “hold up while I Google something real quick.” I know Ariel is supposed to be 16 but that’s the only one I know.
blujan@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she’s pretty
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 months ago
I don’t think this poster is an objective observer!
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.
On a separate thank you for being a good dad.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No Kuzco. List sucks.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Kuzco isn’t a princess, that would be a demotion
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
No Kida either wth
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Til thar was a Disney film.
RedC@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
You can say bitch on the internet
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Imma try.
<Ahem>
Bitch.
Cool.
Donkter@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
All hail Princess Trunks!
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 months ago
For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 months ago
Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The fox one
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.
Krudler@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Not a pedo. But you’re clearly into beastiality
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Half-bestiality, at least.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Eww. Self censorship. 🤮
jsomae@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Can we please either un-censor the word “bitсһ” or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don’t mind so much the censorship, it’s just the inconsistency that bothers me.
moakley@lemmy.world 8 months ago
jsomae@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type “bitсһ” then it gets automatically-replaced with the text “removed.”
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Based
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s Mulan, btw
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn’t a minor.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16
LePoisson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think that’s really up to interpretation. Her age seems to fluctuate in historical texts from her time.
She easily could have been younger than 18.
People didn’t really have any age of consent laws or any of that and her birth year can only be roughly estimated. So I’d say pick another princess lol
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I’m not mistaken.
socsa@piefed.social 8 months ago
IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
So glad I suck dick
As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.
rumba@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Naw, you gotta lean in.
Which bitch asked that before me?
the cutest one
merc@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”
TheBat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jasmine is a total baddie 😍
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 months ago
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
She’s also a minor 💀
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 8 months ago
She is? Damn, I thought her dad was like 80 years old when I watched that movie as a child.
frog@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 months ago
gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.
I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.
blarghly@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we’re being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.
I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 months ago
I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:
Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 months ago
I could see my wife and I having this conversation.
I remember one infamous New Year’s Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked “is this a trap?” She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn’t a trap. So I just say, “Yes! She’s hot!” The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn’t give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she’s literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I’ve always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are you saying you can fix her?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 months ago
Never. I’m saying she needs to go through therapy, if she thinks any other girl that isn’t her is a bitch.¹
I’m secure in myself and my partners if they have another best friend. I don’t get jealous, I don’t domicile gaze.¹
¹ It could be she was abused as a child, and has narcissistic tendencies that she needs to deconstruct. But In psychology, we haven’t found cures to NPD.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 months ago
According to an imageboard’s iCame top 100 index, it’s Princes Jasmine.
By a huge margin.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
How dare you pass her test.
sexy_peach@feddit.org 8 months ago
Wife bad
nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn’t allow you to say bitch.
happydoors@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.
Tracaine@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.