You cant win I see
So glad I suck dick
Submitted 17 hours ago by Stamets@piefed.world to [deleted]
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nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 minutes ago
Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
The only winning move is not to play
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 hour ago
But you lose by timeout
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
Soulg@ani.social 17 hours ago
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
return2ozma@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
God damn, I wish I was gay.
Delphia@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
not if you like anal
minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
“Correctly”…
nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B…I…T…C…H it automatically turns to removed. They’re treating you like some kid who can’t handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.
seralth@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.
Stamets@piefed.world 15 hours ago
Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.
From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.
Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
Lmao
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Holy fuck that can’t be real. I’m almost convinced to make an account just to see if they’re trolling. Is this how they recruit?
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
any recommendations on where to jump ship to?
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 17 hours ago
growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister… there were only a couple word that were never acceptable
I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on
but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable
I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn’t even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life
Klear@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.
HK65@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
I mean I’d rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being “smacked so hard”.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 15 hours ago
Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s
blarghly@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Your mom sounds like a bitch
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?
That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you’d think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.
TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Bitch whaat ?
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Oh removed got removed!
happydoors@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
So glad I suck dick
As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Lore wise? Snow white, obviously
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 hours ago
Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.
Got anything you want to add to that?
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Baby please…
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 minutes ago
No, not again… Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.
RedC@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
You can say bitch on the internet
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Imma try.
<Ahem>
Bitch.
Cool.
ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
No Kuzco. List sucks.
MBech@feddit.dk 17 hours ago
Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people…
Stamets@piefed.world 17 hours ago
"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 17 hours ago
this is probably the funniest thing I have read today
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Aquila@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.
I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?
0ops@piefed.zip 17 hours ago
Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
And censor it? I hate humans.
rumba@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Naw, you gotta lean in.
Which bitch asked that before me?
the cutest one
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
All hail Princess Trunks!
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Pic unrelated
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Eww. Self censorship. 🤮
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Can we please either un-censor the word “bitсһ” or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don’t mind so much the censorship, it’s just the inconsistency that bothers me.
moakley@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type “bitсһ” then it gets automatically-replaced with the text “removed.”
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Based
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 14 hours ago
gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.
I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.
blarghly@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
It’s funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we’re being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.
I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 hours ago
I could see my wife and I having this conversation.
I remember one infamous New Year’s Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked “is this a trap?” She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn’t a trap. So I just say, “Yes! She’s hot!” The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn’t give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she’s literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I’ve always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 9 hours ago
I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:
Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Are you saying you can fix her?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 14 hours ago
Never. I’m saying she needs to go through therapy, if she thinks any other girl that isn’t her is a bitch.¹
I’m secure in myself and my partners if they have another best friend. I don’t get jealous, I don’t domicile gaze.¹
¹ It could be she was abused as a child, and has narcissistic tendencies that she needs to deconstruct. But In psychology, we haven’t found cures to NPD.
Mpatch@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Bru it’s snow white. The mirror said so.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 13 hours ago
Fairest means lightest skin color though.
So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Tiana is the only acceptable answer because she’s the only princess in this photo over the age of 18
blujan@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she’s pretty
merc@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”
TheBat@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Jasmine is a total baddie 😍
Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 hours ago
Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
It’s Mulan, btw
remon@ani.social 17 hours ago
Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.
sexy_peach@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Wife bad
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
According to an imageboard’s iCame top 100 index, it’s Princes Jasmine.
By a huge margin.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
How dare you pass her test.
vga@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is “which of these 14 year old girls would you fuck”