So glad I suck dick

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?

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    • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.

      source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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    • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.

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    • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      God damn, I wish I was gay.

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    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

      Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    not if you like anal

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• nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B…I…T…C…H it automatically turns to removed. They’re treating you like some kid who can’t handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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    • Stamets@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

      From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

      Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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    • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?

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    • seralth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lmao

    1000010958

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    • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Holy fuck that can’t be real. I’m almost convinced to make an account just to see if they’re trolling. Is this how they recruit?

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your instance does…

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    • nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?

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    • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister… there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

    I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

    but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

    I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn’t even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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    • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean I’d rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being “smacked so hard”.

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    • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your mom sounds like a bitch

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?

      That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you’d think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.

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  • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bitch whaat ?

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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn’t allow you to say bitch.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh removed got removed!

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  • happydoors@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

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• MBech@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people…

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  • Stamets@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    "Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      this is probably the funniest thing I have read today

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    • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fair

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We can go deeper!

    Image

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    • Skua@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Attachment: media.kbin.earth ↗

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  • Aquila@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image fixed it

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    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      needs more jpeg

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    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?

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  • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.

    I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And censor it? I hate humans.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So glad I suck dick

  As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.

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• RedC@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can say bitch on the internet

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imma try.

    <Ahem>

    Bitch.

    Cool.

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again

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    • ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Naw, you gotta lean in.

  Which bitch asked that before me?

  the cutest one

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• kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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• Mpatch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bru it’s snow white. The mirror said so.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The OG German also says “most beautiful in the whole country.”

      Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand,
      Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?

      It was changed to rhyme with the English word for “all” but you could argue that even in English it isn’t a literal inclusion of every person alive.

      The original also puts Snow White’s age in the story at seven years old, so maybe we don’t need to be comparing relative aesthetic qualities of women and children at all.

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    • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So how old is Snow White?

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fairest means lightest skin color though.

    So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But ancient weather forecasts’d be like

      Today: rain; to-morrow: fair

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• nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You cant win I see

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m choosing Raya today

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The only winning move is not to play

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    • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But you lose by timeout

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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  • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol

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  • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess

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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Baby please…

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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• vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old

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  • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

    But whether they are real people, or cartoons. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

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  • yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.

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• SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All hail Princess Trunks!

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• AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

  I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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• drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No Kuzco. List sucks.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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• Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.

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• jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can we please either un-censor the word “bitсһ” or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don’t mind so much the censorship, it’s just the inconsistency that bothers me.

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• Ileftreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’M the prettiest princess

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• remon@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.

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• merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”

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• IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  About this dick sucking you were talking about…

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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• sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wife bad

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pic unrelated

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s Mulan, btw

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

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• minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Correctly”…

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