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Submitted ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is “which of these 14 year old girls would you fuck”

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  • nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You cant win I see

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      The only winning move is not to play

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      • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        But you lose by timeout

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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    • Soulg@ani.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?

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      • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.

        source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.

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      • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        God damn, I wish I was gay.

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      • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

        Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not if you like anal

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  • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    “Correctly”…

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  • nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B…I…T…C…H it automatically turns to removed. They’re treating you like some kid who can’t handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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      • seralth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.

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      • Stamets@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

        From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

        Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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      • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?

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    • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lmao

      1000010958

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      • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Holy fuck that can’t be real. I’m almost convinced to make an account just to see if they’re trolling. Is this how they recruit?

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Your instance does…

      Image

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      • nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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    • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?

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      • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister… there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

      I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

      but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

      I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn’t even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.

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      • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I mean I’d rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being “smacked so hard”.

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      • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s

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      • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Your mom sounds like a bitch

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?

        That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you’d think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.

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    • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bitch whaat ?

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh removed got removed!

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    • happydoors@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So glad I suck dick

    As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

      Got anything you want to add to that?

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      • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Uhhh… nein?

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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    • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Baby please…

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      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        No, not again… Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.

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  • RedC@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can say bitch on the internet

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Imma try.

      <Ahem>

      Bitch.

      Cool.

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      • ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No Kuzco. List sucks.

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  • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people…

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    • Stamets@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      "Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"

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      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        this is probably the funniest thing I have read today

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      • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fair

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    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We can go deeper!

      Image

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      • Skua@kbin.earth ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
        Attachment: media.kbin.earth ↗
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    • Aquila@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image fixed it

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      • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        needs more jpeg

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      • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?

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    • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.

      I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer

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    • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And censor it? I hate humans.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Naw, you gotta lean in.

    Which bitch asked that before me?

    the cutest one

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All hail Princess Trunks!

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pic unrelated

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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  • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can we please either un-censor the word “bitсһ” or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don’t mind so much the censorship, it’s just the inconsistency that bothers me.

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    • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.

      Image

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      • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type “bitсһ” then it gets automatically-replaced with the text “removed.”

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      • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Based

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    • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      removed

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      • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        you forgot to italicize.

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  • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

    I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we’re being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.

      I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.

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      • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I could see my wife and I having this conversation.

        I remember one infamous New Year’s Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked “is this a trap?” She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn’t a trap. So I just say, “Yes! She’s hot!” The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn’t give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she’s literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I’ve always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.

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      • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:

        Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.

        Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Are you saying you can fix her?

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      • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Never. I’m saying she needs to go through therapy, if she thinks any other girl that isn’t her is a bitch.¹

        I’m secure in myself and my partners if they have another best friend. I don’t get jealous, I don’t domicile gaze.¹

        ¹ It could be she was abused as a child, and has narcissistic tendencies that she needs to deconstruct. But In psychology, we haven’t found cures to NPD.

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  • Mpatch@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bru it’s snow white. The mirror said so.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.

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    • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fairest means lightest skin color though.

      So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tiana is the only acceptable answer because she’s the only princess in this photo over the age of 18

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    • blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she’s pretty

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s Mulan, btw

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.

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  • sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wife bad

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  • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    According to an imageboard’s iCame top 100 index, it’s Princes Jasmine.

    By a huge margin.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How dare you pass her test.

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