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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.

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  • IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    About this dick sucking you were talking about…

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    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking…

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  • kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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  • Ileftreddit@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’M the prettiest princess

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re not only a princess but you’re a whole queen 💅

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hole queen

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

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  • vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students

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      • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.

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    • yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Idk have you tried it? Maybe you’d be good at it

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    • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

      But whether they are real people, or cartoons. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old

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  • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Correctly”…

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  • nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You cant win I see

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

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      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m choosing Raya today

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only winning move is not to play

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!

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      • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But you lose by timeout

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pic unrelated

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

      Got anything you want to add to that?

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      • phx@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.

        Fair my ass…

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      • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Uhhh… nein?

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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    • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess

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    • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Baby please…

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      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, not again… Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tiana is the only acceptable answer because she’s the only princess in this photo over the age of 18

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    • psivchaz@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Was thinking my response would have to be something like “hold up while I Google something real quick.” I know Ariel is supposed to be 16 but that’s the only one I know.

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    • blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she’s pretty

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t think this poster is an objective observer!

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      • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.

        On a separate thank you for being a good dad.

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No Kuzco. List sucks.

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kuzco isn’t a princess, that would be a demotion

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No Kida either wth

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      • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Til thar was a Disney film.

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  • RedC@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can say bitch on the internet

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imma try.

      <Ahem>

      Bitch.

      Cool.

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      • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again

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      • ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All hail Princess Trunks!

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

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    • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The fox one

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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    • Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not a pedo. But you’re clearly into beastiality

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Half-bestiality, at least.

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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  • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can we please either un-censor the word “bitсһ” or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don’t mind so much the censorship, it’s just the inconsistency that bothers me.

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    • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      removed

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      • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        you forgot to italicize.

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    • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.

      Image

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      • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type “bitсһ” then it gets automatically-replaced with the text “removed.”

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      • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Based

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s Mulan, btw

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn’t a minor.

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      • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16

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      • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think that’s really up to interpretation. Her age seems to fluctuate in historical texts from her time.

        She easily could have been younger than 18.

        People didn’t really have any age of consent laws or any of that and her birth year can only be roughly estimated. So I’d say pick another princess lol

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      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I’m not mistaken.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So glad I suck dick

    As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Naw, you gotta lean in.

    Which bitch asked that before me?

    the cutest one

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Red

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    • MasterNerd@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She’s also a minor 💀

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      • BurgerBaron@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She is? Damn, I thought her dad was like 80 years old when I watched that movie as a child.

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      • frog@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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  • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

    I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we’re being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.

      I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.

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      • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:

        Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.

        Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

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      • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I could see my wife and I having this conversation.

        I remember one infamous New Year’s Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked “is this a trap?” She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn’t a trap. So I just say, “Yes! She’s hot!” The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn’t give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she’s literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I’ve always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you saying you can fix her?

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      • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Never. I’m saying she needs to go through therapy, if she thinks any other girl that isn’t her is a bitch.¹

        I’m secure in myself and my partners if they have another best friend. I don’t get jealous, I don’t domicile gaze.¹

        ¹ It could be she was abused as a child, and has narcissistic tendencies that she needs to deconstruct. But In psychology, we haven’t found cures to NPD.

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  • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    According to an imageboard’s iCame top 100 index, it’s Princes Jasmine.

    By a huge margin.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How dare you pass her test.

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  • sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wife bad

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  • nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn’t allow you to say bitch.

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    • happydoors@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

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