BurgerBaron
@BurgerBaron@piefed.social
What up fellow kids, you gettin' indoctrinated on the world wide web? Radical!
Why not eat the epitome of burger greatness while you doom scroll? Visit your local location today! The cult following has never been stronger ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on How many crts yall have? 6 hours ago:
None, I’m all in on emulation and shaders now.
My last tube I got rid of around 2018. A 36” Sony Trinitron EDTV with component inputs for progressive scan. Ungodly heavy.
- Comment on Asset reuse in videogames is essential, and we need to embrace it, says Assassin's Creed and Far Cry director: 'We redo too much stuff' 5 days ago:
Rare time I agree with a Ubisoft employee.
- Comment on The RAM crisis could completely change how developers make video games 5 days ago:
The media has taught me to hate the words could, should, and would when used in headlines but this is probably true for once.
- Comment on "People were just not ready for" Starfield, says game's composer as he talks "visionary" Todd Howard 5 days ago:
🙄
There’s nothing to say.
- Comment on Installs 200 mods on a 20 year old game. 6 days ago:
I went looking. So far someone edited kerbal nude models for KSP2 but nobody ever picked them up for an actual mod:
Don’t click unless you wanna see kerbal hang massive green cock.
- Comment on Do rich people get addicted to drugs? 1 week ago:
While we all wish he would die early, unfortuntely we don’t actually know how heavy his usage is. We hype any percieved ailment to the moon like Trump’s usually non-lethal skin cancer.
- Comment on What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
I need that on a hat.
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- Comment on NextFest Thoughts 1 week ago:
No particular order are the games that I played the demo of and then actually wish-listed after uninstalling:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2426530/Nova_Roma/
If the price is right on release, Nova Roma is a very fun city builder. I put 2.3 hours into the demo! This one really expects you to think ahead with where you place roads and buildings to keep things efficiently staffed and stocked. Citizens get tired if they have to walk too far, dropping morale. There are gods you have to keep happy like Pharaoh.
Another focus is water mechanics with some physics too. You can divert water flowing on the map and use gravity to your advantage. Citizen morale is mostly based on proper housing and food/goods variety. There is also some light military game-play, again, sort of like Pharaoh. You can scale difficulty to your liking regarding military and hostiles.
Why do I say if the price is right? I built 50% of the tech tree in 2.3 hours, which is 100% in the demo the rest is locked out. I thought that wasn’t enough myself, but if the game is $30 I don’t mind then if I spend less time with the game total.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4401030/A_game_about_sucking_up_ghosts_with_a_Vacuum_Demo/
Wait…which one am I taking about next? I’m not telling. I like both though BTW ;)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3955580/SCOPECREEP_Demo/
This is is pretty casual, but the ladder climb unga bunga unlock grind is pretty satisfying. You just hover over ghosts to kill them and level up so you can kill ghosts better. Arcade game kinda. Good look and sound to it with a simple song that drills into your skull like BALL x PIT.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4319990/Freefall_95_Demo/
Fucking bonkers. You are falling out of a plane that exploded in the sky. You’re going to die when you hit the ground, so maybe as well go out stylin’ right? Sudden Death sky dive stunting off plane debris and building combos. You get some air control here too.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2537470/Vultures__Scavengers_of_Death/
It’s a TRPG, but Resident Evil 1 on PS1 style. I don’t have to say anything more.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4354730/John_Carpenters_Toxic_Commando_Demo/
Closest thing to Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 I’ve played since then so far. The game-play is mostly great, so is the sound design and set piece gimmicks and the turret sections. The demo doesn’t have the crazy zombie horde populations you see that happen later in the game trailer. The AI is okay, but has some misses like not being able to pick up special weapons. The game is ALWAYS ONLINE. Big flaw. (I’ll still buy on a steep discount with all the DLC and patches later tho NGL) Stop Killing Games. Ran well on my computer, was a bit of a shit to get working with Proton but ProtonDB had my back.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3823370/Beyond_Words/
From the creators of irrelevant games that have nothing to do with Scrabble Balatro. It’s flawed but…WELL…I have a crippling addiction to Scrabble and this is fun despite the shitty graphics.
- Comment on How to I prove to someone that the U.S. moon landing wasn't staged? 2 weeks ago:
You cannot successfully argue with a pigeon.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 weeks ago:
Do you also tell smokers that smoking causes cancer? Like yeah no shit buddy.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 weeks ago:
Just don’t have an eating disorder / addiction is what these posts suggest you know. The entire problem is they struggle with saying no. Like a heroin addict.
- Comment on Fully Modded Skyrim VR in Samsung Galaxy XR is Something Else 2 weeks ago:
HIGGS, VRIK, PLANCK, Haptic Skyrim VR…hundreds of other mods too but these get the game to BONEWORKS tier VR interaction with objects and you can shout spells into the microphone or sign them in the air like Arx Fatalis or use a boring spell wheel. Whatever floats your boat. It’s been at least 3 or 4 years since my VR playthrough but I can easily use VR all day long with just body maintenance breaks. I had a mod that basically had a Tears of the Kingdom underworld map attached to various sewer grates all over Skyrim. Cleared that and the game in VR.
It’s extremely hard for me to get motion sick. Nothing has except a Jetpack in a VRChat map because you could turn upside down with it and the envrionment I was in was like a 3D skybox WinAMP milkdrop visualiser with a tree house floating in it so I had no point of reference for what was the ground vs the sky. That’s what it takes for me to begin feeling queasy lmao.
- Comment on Highguard will permanently shut down on March 12th. 2 weeks ago:
SKG (archived on their own YT channel not Ross) did a press conference recently and various politicals were there siding with the movement. It’s still slow but ongoing progress.
- Comment on Highguard will permanently shut down on March 12th. 2 weeks ago:
If only because Bungie itself has a strangely loyal legacy fanbase. I don’t know how big it is at this point however.
- Comment on Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads 2 weeks ago:
Super 10 Pin is fucking awesome. 73 reviews on Steam :(
- Comment on Major airline bans ‘barebeaters’ across all 24 daily flights from UK airports 2 weeks ago:
It’s against Getty’s TOS but idk anything about how they police that.
- Comment on Meta's AI display glasses reportedly share intimate videos with human moderators 2 weeks ago:
There’s an app to help detect nearby glassholes:
- Comment on Can some please explain to me why it is that your health insurance can deny you medication, even if your doctor says you need it? 2 weeks ago:
The intended goal of conservative voters is to ignore your plight and they’d like you to die off screen.
- Comment on We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell | Video Game History Foundation 2 weeks ago:
My emulation community icon was my small protest against that fucking troll, lovely to see this.
- Comment on Fallout: New Vegas Remaster Hopes Go Into Overdrive as Support Studio Drops Tease 2 weeks ago:
Yep so it’ll crash just as often.
- Comment on Introducing Habitat - A Social Platform for Local Communities 2 weeks ago:
During covid an anonymous neighbor put an invite in my mailbox. Gave nextdoor a go. First thing I see is a lady posting about chem trails and an obvious scam ad for a used Honda Accord. Uninstalled same day.
- Comment on The evil is...resident 2 weeks ago:
This is how I find out lol. Oh well, it was on their terms. More Damo and Darren for meeee.
- Comment on People who reject challenging ideas as stupid without engagement are like intellectual nepobabies 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think it’s luck.
- Comment on People who reject challenging ideas as stupid without engagement are like intellectual nepobabies 3 weeks ago:
I’ve never witnessed an atheist making such an argument. Usually it’s the theists getting hung up on him because they are used to appealing to authority figures and project.
- Comment on Stop Killing Games Press Conference 3 weeks ago:
Hell yeah.
- Comment on "I made a website to revive dead multiplayer games (GameDate)" by batty 3 weeks ago:
This is cool, maybe I can find a crew for Quake 3 instagib freeze tag with grapple hook enabled.
As an aside…If I wanted to host an event like this specifically for fediverse, where should one post it?
Let’s say I pre-pack a portable archive (so Linux users can easily just add the exe to Faugus/Lutris whatever too) for Halo Custom Edition with a bunch of maps and throw a dedi server up for a week as an example.
So not the .world instance which lied about allowing piracy after announcing they would IIRC.
- Comment on We got more games and better games when there was less money being made in the industry. 3 weeks ago:
It’s always interesting to hear from younger people playing games much older than themselves and what their impressions of them are without the cultural context of the time or sometimes even an understanding of hardware limitations. In my case that’s usually just hearing from youtubers, but your opinion seems the prevalent one from what I can tell, which is nice to hear.
- Comment on Why are we not getting stress relief games where we take our stresses out on normal people? 3 weeks ago:
Given one of my favorite videos from Josh is a terrible homeless simulator…yep lol.
- Comment on YSK Your smoke detectors should be replaced every 7-10 years 3 weeks ago:
It’s actually because my fume hood does nothing and is a piece of shit just slightly more than I am for not replacing it. At least I switched to avacado oil, higher smoke point.
