frog

@frog@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's your starter?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought was faucet locks but looking at it, it wouldn’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Merry Christmas Mike⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This Joker’s funniest line in any universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are all rich white guys pedophiles?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Once Dick takes over the role of Batman after Bruce’s apparent death in Batman R.I.P. and Final Crisis, he fires Tim from the Robin mantle and gives it to Damian Wayne, due to Dick believing he and Tim are equals. Tim, believing that Bruce is still alive, assumes the identity of Red Robin and leaves Gotham City to go on a worldwide search for Wayne.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are all rich white guys pedophiles?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Orange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Santa is working on those lists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hoes! Hoes! Hoes!

  Merry Christmas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horse radish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look a Pokemon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna guess the protein powder industry sponsoring fitness and food influencers.

  Look how many recipes have protein powder in them.

  Next up creatine powders. “Have you heard creatine, protein doughnut bites?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try it. It works⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Life pro tip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨freddie mercury⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The last sound you hear before you die is “Waka! Waka! Waka!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ho, Ho, Ho My God!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you haven’t Ben Afleckted by their toxic behavior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Psychological word game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got Snipe and Subtext

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, when you frame it like that it sounds absurd. But yes.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The illegal immigrant that took billions of dollars of our tax dollars and destroyed thousands of American jobs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy shiiiiit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want him to die. I want him to be convicted, to be humiliated, and to suffer in prison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hilary can't catch a break⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His base worship priests, and boy scout troop leaders…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hilary can't catch a break⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why can’t his base remember that Donnie used to be a Democrat? Bill remembers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TBH it's a really good deal.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  'cause no backsies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are all a family here?...?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad day to forget to wear metal pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ATM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ATM - Automatic Tiny Money

  ATM Machine - Automatic Tiny Money Machine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pork roll.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived across the river of NYC without paying the NYC rent prices.

  NJ’s shores are nice. Good malls too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived in NJ. AMA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understandable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If the corporations and the people that work for corporations are the only ones that believe this but it’s also the Republican voters.

  My cousin who is Republican believes this. He voted for Harris though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understandable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How about the layer that they want to ban abortions because they care about babies but not give children healthcare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here we go again...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with reboots because if all we had was original content, this complaining society would complain about not having reboots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American public transit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Living in NYC, I had to go to downtown from uptown everyday.

  Train: under 20 minutes.

  Bus: over an hour.

  The cool thing was I could use the same MetroCard for both. Sometimes I would take the bus because the scenery is nice to look at, or I wanted to read a book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  During a get together someone asked if you could go back in time, what one item would you take with you? My cousin said his cell phone so he could have unlimited knowledge with him. I was called an asshole for telling him it wouldn’t work unless he downloaded it all on his phone and asking how would he charge it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one time you want your friend to lie to you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Morning wood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t rent and it got me curious…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What is something a rapist says?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sailing the high seas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Helping others cancel is still canceling. Sharing is caring. 😇