frog

@frog@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well be the same thing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With dyslexia that bad, I wouldn’t trust him to follow directions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In most cases the simplest explanation is the correct one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Parent: “So what you’re saying is he has a personality disorder. When do we start behavior therapy?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The #1 trick Furries dont want you to know!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too much milk makes my tummy hurt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time, would they drive dinosaurs to extinction like humans did to almost every large land animal ever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all the same y'all stop it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How would you draw an asian person or a mestizo person in this style?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good job. English is a very hard language that barely uses logic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's so fluffy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. That’s why it’s so funny. Shaq knew exactly what he was doing. Good promotion to help the environment either way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's so fluffy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds of me of when Shaq almost convinced Charles Barkley to use #onlyfans on his social media posts suggesting only Barkley’s true fans should respond or comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, I will use my 3 months of bbj to slip behind the bear and put him in a rear naked choke. That’s right, I am going bear back.

  This is the moment I wake up from a mix of blood loss and concussion from one swipe of his paw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TV watch you and...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read your user name as Cornrade_Spood

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's your starter?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought was faucet locks but looking at it, it wouldn’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Merry Christmas Mike⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This Joker’s funniest line in any universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are all rich white guys pedophiles?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Once Dick takes over the role of Batman after Bruce’s apparent death in Batman R.I.P. and Final Crisis, he fires Tim from the Robin mantle and gives it to Damian Wayne, due to Dick believing he and Tim are equals. Tim, believing that Bruce is still alive, assumes the identity of Red Robin and leaves Gotham City to go on a worldwide search for Wayne.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are all rich white guys pedophiles?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Orange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Santa is working on those lists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hoes! Hoes! Hoes!

  Merry Christmas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horse radish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Look a Pokemon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna guess the protein powder industry sponsoring fitness and food influencers.

  Look how many recipes have protein powder in them.

  Next up creatine powders. “Have you heard creatine, protein doughnut bites?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try it. It works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Life pro tip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨freddie mercury⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The last sound you hear before you die is “Waka! Waka! Waka!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ho, Ho, Ho My God!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you haven’t Ben Afleckted by their toxic behavior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Psychological word game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got Snipe and Subtext

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, when you frame it like that it sounds absurd. But yes.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The illegal immigrant that took billions of dollars of our tax dollars and destroyed thousands of American jobs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy shiiiiit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want him to die. I want him to be convicted, to be humiliated, and to suffer in prison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hilary can't catch a break⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His base worship priests, and boy scout troop leaders…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hilary can't catch a break⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why can’t his base remember that Donnie used to be a Democrat? Bill remembers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TBH it's a really good deal.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  'cause no backsies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are all a family here?...?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad day to forget to wear metal pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ATM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ATM - Automatic Tiny Money

  ATM Machine - Automatic Tiny Money Machine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pork roll.