frog

@frog@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's worth the trip.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Even with their horrible education ranking you would think they would’ve noticed this.

  Actually on second thought, they probably did this because of their shitty education.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instant rotten milk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Shut down the marketing boys!

  Fizzgurt! has already been done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instant rotten milk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I see what you are saying. I should use yogurt with carbonated water instead.

  Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨any alsume dwellers here?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Racoon, and Thunder also have swipe features.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you are so conditioned to respond to high fives⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She also did it all Church like. She knew she wasn’t in a concert listening to the Devil’s music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know that tone of “Let’s talk.”

  Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL about dating⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Either way you got your message across.

  Thank you. Joined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL about dating⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! Joined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're a team⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I fostered a cat. When I gave him catnip, I saw his pupils expand and he started jumping around from furniture tp furniture.

  I have fostered like 6 cats and volunteered at an animal shelter. I have never seen that reaction before.

  We found the cat a good hone. The new pet parent sent us pictures. Cat seemed happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL about dating⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d join this meme date Lemmy community in an instance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking wankers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  showjob brojob

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The rubbing of shoulders is mimicked by priests to altar servers to this day. They were copying Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was an article written about this.

  Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happens all the time to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My friend was talking to his mom on the phone. He checks his pockets and starts panicking. He thought he lost his phone.

  So I start helping him look for it…

  After a couple of minutes he realized he was using it.

  He thought I was fucking with him.

  I wasn’t. I just had a brain fart moment.

  Maybe it was the weed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just Beware⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, Disney hasn’t went this hard with memevertisement since Mandolorian.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Die Bart! Die!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why Moe Szyslak hates Bart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now let me tell you about the story of the conception. A virgin can be a virgin while giving birth to a chestbuster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense. Facehugger dies on Good Friday. Some time later a chestbuster is alive. By Easter Sunday the Xenomorph is back again from the tomb of its host.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beachfront property⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I too have played Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

  Seems easy enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI stands for Anti Insemination.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Service fee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No but you will have to pay to play online.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOREX is not for the faint hearted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. If you have an option, going to a currency exchange place in a local area is a lot closer to the exchange rate.

  The ATM I used had like a $6 fee on top of a 5% of what I was taking out. Ewww.