frog

@frog@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panic at every swipe⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol. The eye contact is the funniest part.

  Thank you for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panic at every swipe⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At the first panel, I thought this was going to about tipping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No dates, mo’ plates

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please don screw with my fragile mind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  this is not lemmypisspost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you only sleep 3 hours a day? (inspiration)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He is saying he is sleeping 3 hours during the day and 8 hours during night time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a struggle meal that beats all struggle meals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mr. worf breaks the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow less make up and less plastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s her nickname.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporting an absence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense to me.

  But you know what makes even more sense, them falling in love.😍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporting an absence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! Yes!

  hmm…

  …

  How does fucking the snipers fix this situation again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you know you're a cutie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When Mom says I’m handsome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silly Stealing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the last one Serial Experiments Lain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like heels makes women firm up their legs. It makes them look more tone, and it makes them have better posture. Also it makes them look taller and smaller feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Women wearing thigh highs with a skirt is sexier than just skirt without socks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God's thicc juicy ass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man was created from clay. That’s where the clay came from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epstein designed T-shirts for the kids⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sexy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won’t feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90's throwback⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is how I draw dogs (try hard even)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t a shitpost. This is beautiful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catnip wore off⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not used - no one used it

  Used - used

  Ununsed - factory reset with minor wear and tear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Decisions, decisions....⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hand too small to press both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP figures out love languages⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, dogs can’t have chocolate! \s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨_uck _e _n the a__ ton_ght⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But ‘T’ is already on the board.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only posters used the NSFW tag correctly. Sigh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 4 and 8⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  4 basically covers everything except 1 and 8.

  So yeah 1 and 4 are what I would choose too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish there was a filter for post created by accounts less than 4 months old.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riddle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man. Baby crawls on all fours, then walks on two, and gets old and needs a cane as a third leg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One for the ignition and one for the trunk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One is the valet key. It should only work to turn on the engine and open the door.

  The other key should work for the trunk, the glove box, the door, and to start the car.

  you see how the pin layout is simular? There actually two sets of pins to allow different keys to work on one lock. That’s how the school janitor’s master key works for all the doors.