Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
So glad I suck dick
Submitted 8 months ago by Stamets@piefed.world to [deleted]
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
not if you like anal
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 months ago
I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 8 months ago
God damn, I wish I was gay.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
Delphia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
Soulg@ani.social 8 months ago
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
return2ozma@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy
MBech@feddit.dk 8 months ago
Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people…
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
And censor it? I hate humans.
TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.
I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?
Aquila@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
0ops@piefed.zip 8 months ago
Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Stamets@piefed.world 8 months ago
"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
this is probably the funniest thing I have read today
Mpatch@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bru it’s snow white. The mirror said so.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 8 months ago
Fairest means lightest skin color though.
So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
But ancient weather forecasts’d be like
Today: rain; to-morrow: fair
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The OG German also says “most beautiful in the whole country.”
Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand,
Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?It was changed to rhyme with the English word for “all” but you could argue that even in English it isn’t a literal inclusion of every person alive.
The original also puts Snow White’s age in the story at seven years old, so maybe we don’t need to be comparing relative aesthetic qualities of women and children at all.
remon@ani.social 8 months ago
Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.