joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kitchencels is a goldmine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Was this before or after ShoeOnHead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The events at hogwarts were just an escalating series of magical school shootings 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Voldemort almost killed Ginny with a book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve added corn and onions to the soup. What other vegetables should we add?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Swap is just reverse memory cache.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this counts as uploading ram. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers sexually immature boys doing this with a box of Land of Lakes Butter?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why they took her away. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people in the sub right now be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the ice cream machine still broken? I’m going to Wendys’. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My silence can hold no longer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep my second peepee I my bed drawer. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at what point in life it's too late to go back to school?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Similar thing with my mom, only she retired soon after graduating. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Announcing Key Transparency for the Fediverse - Dhole Moments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this e2ee or just public signing? Signing sounds most doable to make sure a message came from the server it claims is from. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's latest reason to give them $14/month: "Watch in faster playback speeds with Premium"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The lite version does not include this. It also still shows ads on music and shorts. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably not Listenbourg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨korn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP to that guy who posted low quality corn and got downvoted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve: HDMI Forum Continues to Block HDMI 2.1 for Linux⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the adapter and source. You may find issues when playing HDPC protected content of you buy a low quality adapter. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They can’t afford to check their grammar. You think they can afford to give their employees benefits?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the other half use websites that don’t care about being legal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did the comments do a ritual to make OP’s girlfriend break up? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The less complicated life of a male⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Men: If hair is damaged, cut it off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I respect choice for the name of the game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It reads off like “Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! (HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO!)”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever young⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cursed Halo: CE (custom edition), so custom servers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever young⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got kicked from a Cursed Halo game for being too good with the backwards pistol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I get you <<userid>>?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the culture in America. The difference with vending machines is there’s nobody to judge you for hitting “No Tip”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT: as a warm-hearted joke, ask your colleague if he stopped having sex with his dog. If he answers yes, then it means up until now, he's been having sex with his dog. If he says no, then well.... 😂⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I snap my fingers you will forget that you were ever gay.

  snap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I get you <<userid>>?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d think the tip would go to the guy who comes in at night to clean and restock, but he’s likely paid even less than the baristas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I get you <<userid>>?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now they get paid even less to clean and restock similar kiosks all over the city.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Windows just works”

  When did Microsoft steal Apple’s marketing material?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Readers, remember where you are LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we getting a divorce? Who will host Christmas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a big deal. It did feel good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The nurse came?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do Your Part to Keep Them Alive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3167: Car Size⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how Mad Max was made.