joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender chicken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  what is this fucking world cumming to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink some water. NOW!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Coffee has water in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Listen up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a plastic surgeon, I suggest more plastic surgery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the PS5 ROM Leak Could be a Turning Point for Console Security⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a bit early to assume traditional consoles won’t be effected by hardware prices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony AI patent will see PlayStation games play themselves when players are stuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Nintendo do this in the New Super Mario Bros.? If you died enough times, it asked you if you wanted Luigi (or some other character?) to show you how to do the course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dell brings back XPS laptops — ditches the capacitive touch bar, adds 1Hz display option, and upgrades 14 and 16-inch models⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy, always on oled displays are so in now. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ya no sé qué quieres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen Evangelion. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had 2 older sisters. I was trained to put the toilet seat down.

  I also grew up with a toilet with an overhang counter, so items were prone to fall in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t think I should go before you just because I have the right of way at a four way uncontrolled intersection. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not so fast!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why California and Florida have a public fund to let residents in disaster prone areas to rebuild their homes in the same place with little changes. Most homes in those areas are less than 5 years old. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kitchencels is a goldmine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was this before or after ShoeOnHead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The events at hogwarts were just an escalating series of magical school shootings 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Voldemort almost killed Ginny with a book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve added corn and onions to the soup. What other vegetables should we add?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Swap is just reverse memory cache.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this counts as uploading ram. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers sexually immature boys doing this with a box of Land of Lakes Butter?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why they took her away. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people in the sub right now be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the ice cream machine still broken? I’m going to Wendys’. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My silence can hold no longer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep my second peepee I my bed drawer. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at what point in life it's too late to go back to school?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Similar thing with my mom, only she retired soon after graduating. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Announcing Key Transparency for the Fediverse - Dhole Moments⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this e2ee or just public signing? Signing sounds most doable to make sure a message came from the server it claims is from. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's latest reason to give them $14/month: "Watch in faster playback speeds with Premium"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The lite version does not include this. It also still shows ads on music and shorts. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably not Listenbourg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨korn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP to that guy who posted low quality corn and got downvoted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve: HDMI Forum Continues to Block HDMI 2.1 for Linux⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the adapter and source. You may find issues when playing HDPC protected content of you buy a low quality adapter. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They can’t afford to check their grammar. You think they can afford to give their employees benefits?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And the other half use websites that don’t care about being legal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did the comments do a ritual to make OP’s girlfriend break up? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The less complicated life of a male⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Men: If hair is damaged, cut it off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I respect choice for the name of the game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It reads off like “Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! (HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO!)”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever young⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cursed Halo: CE (custom edition), so custom servers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever young⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got kicked from a Cursed Halo game for being too good with the backwards pistol.