joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And the other half use websites that don’t care about being legal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did the comments do a ritual to make OP’s girlfriend break up? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The less complicated life of a male⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Men: If hair is damaged, cut it off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I respect choice for the name of the game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It reads off like “Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! (HSAC!WDTK?DTKT??LFO!)”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever young⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cursed Halo: CE (custom edition), so custom servers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever young⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I got kicked from a Cursed Halo game for being too good with the backwards pistol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I get you <<userid>>?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the culture in America. The difference with vending machines is there’s nobody to judge you for hitting “No Tip”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT: as a warm-hearted joke, ask your colleague if he stopped having sex with his dog. If he answers yes, then it means up until now, he's been having sex with his dog. If he says no, then well.... 😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I snap my fingers you will forget that you were ever gay.

  snap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I get you <<userid>>?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d think the tip would go to the guy who comes in at night to clean and restock, but he’s likely paid even less than the baristas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I get you <<userid>>?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now they get paid even less to clean and restock similar kiosks all over the city.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Windows just works”

  When did Microsoft steal Apple’s marketing material?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Readers, remember where you are LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we getting a divorce? Who will host Christmas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a big deal. It did feel good⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The nurse came?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do Your Part to Keep Them Alive⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3167: Car Size⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how Mad Max was made.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It could always be worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t reddit. Use as many emojis as you like. 👌👌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learning to drive⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You also need to keep in mind thumb placement. If you have a vice grip on the steering wheel with your thumb and forefinger wrapping the wheel, you’ll get your thumbs ripped off/sprained in a crash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfection⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be shellfish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Localizing English error messages makes it slightly harder to search for solutions online.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why error codes exist. Localize the message all you want, but keep the error code or id.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 Finally Fixes "Update and Shut Down" Functionality After a Decade⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But there will never be another Windows 10 update, so it’s really no longer an issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a trick to it...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a brainwashed child soldier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk has an h-index.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately these citations don’t come with a fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chaotic Evil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta be a HDMI port. Not a port that supports the HDMI protocol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chaotic Evil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine a port that’s both HDMI and USB.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assassin's Creed is a "forever brand" because Ubisoft supported huge risks with it, ex director says: "Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the title got cut off.

  “Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weeks of research⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an alternate universe where Captain America became tolerant of Nazis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting observation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My spaghetti is still hard on the edges. Does that make it bisexual?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where the cuties⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably all the microplastics tol.