joyjoy
@joyjoy@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Not a big deal. It did feel good 3 days ago:
The nurse came?
- Comment on Do Your Part to Keep Them Alive 4 days ago:
Car batteries are made of sodium, which is salt, which the ocean has lots of. Put it on your food instead.
- Comment on xkcd #3167: Car Size 5 days ago:
This is how Mad Max was made.
- Comment on Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story 5 days ago:
It could always be worse.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
This isn’t reddit. Use as many emojis as you like. 👌👌
- Comment on Learning to drive 6 days ago:
You also need to keep in mind thumb placement. If you have a vice grip on the steering wheel with your thumb and forefinger wrapping the wheel, you’ll get your thumbs ripped off/sprained in a crash.
- Comment on Perfection 1 week ago:
Don’t be shellfish.
- Comment on Localizing English error messages makes it slightly harder to search for solutions online. 1 week ago:
This is why error codes exist. Localize the message all you want, but keep the error code or id.
- Comment on Windows 11 Finally Fixes "Update and Shut Down" Functionality After a Decade 1 week ago:
But there will never be another Windows 10 update, so it’s really no longer an issue.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 1 week ago:
This is a brainwashed child soldier.
- Comment on Elon Musk has an h-index. 1 week ago:
Unfortunately these citations don’t come with a fine.
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 1 week ago:
Gotta be a HDMI port. Not a port that supports the HDMI protocol.
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 1 week ago:
Imagine a port that’s both HDMI and USB.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed is a "forever brand" because Ubisoft supported huge risks with it, ex director says: "Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies" 1 week ago:
Looks like the title got cut off.
“Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies”
- Comment on Weeks of research 2 weeks ago:
It’s an alternate universe where Captain America became tolerant of Nazis.
- Comment on Interesting observation 2 weeks ago:
My spaghetti is still hard on the edges. Does that make it bisexual?
- Comment on where the cuties 2 weeks ago:
Probably all the microplastics tol.
- Comment on GF just had to test it and said it was actually true 2 weeks ago:
You’ll get wet too.
- Comment on When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick? 2 weeks ago:
Straight to jail
- Comment on sucked in losers 2 weeks ago:
Their pelvises are all at the same height.
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 2 weeks ago:
Spartans were originally made to fight rebels.
- Comment on Study Claims 4K/8K TVs Aren't Much Better Than HD To Your Eyes 2 weeks ago:
Resolution doesn’t matter as much as pixel density.
- Comment on Taking strip poker up a level 3 weeks ago:
I would’ve lost the clothes anyway.
- Comment on Yo, fire fox what the fuck? 3 weeks ago:
Plus you get web extensions like ublock.
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 3 weeks ago:
Send nodes
- Comment on Ok, boomer 3 weeks ago:
Maybe using MAGA as a slur will work better than calling them weird.
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 3 weeks ago:
no more peeking onto parked car’s dashboards to read the analogue clock there.
Eventually, Lexus might stop including the analog clock as a luxury feature.
- Comment on Secondsies 3 weeks ago:
Second breakfast isn’t covered by my insurance.
- Comment on Soup 3 weeks ago:
Soup is a euphemism now.
- Comment on Fact checked by real computers 3 weeks ago:
bash only likes the number 0.