joyjoy
@joyjoy@lemmy.zip
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 2 days ago:
Can’t go wrong with the classic 🖕.
- Comment on Draw! 5 days ago:
“There isn’t actually an open position. Its just to trick the shareholders into thinking we’re hiring which means growth.”
- Comment on Anyone? 6 days ago:
That’s an interesting kink: admin/user.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
The ladies don’t want to share a couch with him.
- Comment on Banana 1 week ago:
Mpreg.
- Comment on Haha that's really cool, funny number man 1 week ago:
Kurzgesagt hentai? Like with the birds?
- Comment on Penetration 1 week ago:
I can’t tell if this is hot or not.
- Comment on Mandola effect 2 weeks ago:
Yer a psyco, Patrick.
- Comment on Grinch 2 weeks ago:
#TheGrinchWasRight
- Comment on What if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcs 2 weeks ago:
Trans Legolas!
- Comment on Cmon now :( 2 weeks ago:
This breaks the network.
- Comment on Why adding modern controls to 1996's Tomb Raider simply doesn't work 2 weeks ago:
Too long; do not recesitate?
- Comment on Take the L 🐟 2 weeks ago:
Only in salmonella.
- Comment on And then princess was the dragon 2 weeks ago:
Average anime shrinking the dragon to “travel size”
- Comment on Ligma 2 weeks ago:
Ligma balls
- Comment on Ligma 2 weeks ago:
I can’t see this without thinking about ligma.
- Comment on Bluesky just verified ICE 2 weeks ago:
Bluesky has a great self-verification system, no checkmark involved. In case someone hasn’t noticed, your username is a domain name, but only nerds use it.
- Comment on Spong Berb Adventures #2 3 weeks ago:
It was offered to Spongebob first, and Squidward can’t understand why he turned it down.
- Comment on Tender chicken 3 weeks ago:
what is this fucking world cumming to?
- Comment on Drink some water. NOW!!! 4 weeks ago:
Coffee has water in it.
- Comment on Listen up 4 weeks ago:
As a plastic surgeon, I suggest more plastic surgery.
- Comment on Why the PS5 ROM Leak Could be a Turning Point for Console Security 4 weeks ago:
I think it’s a bit early to assume traditional consoles won’t be effected by hardware prices.
- Comment on Sony AI patent will see PlayStation games play themselves when players are stuck 4 weeks ago:
Didn’t Nintendo do this in the New Super Mario Bros.? If you died enough times, it asked you if you wanted Luigi (or some other character?) to show you how to do the course.
- Comment on Dell brings back XPS laptops — ditches the capacitive touch bar, adds 1Hz display option, and upgrades 14 and 16-inch models 4 weeks ago:
Oh boy, always on oled displays are so in now.
- Comment on Ya no sé qué quieres 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t seen Evangelion.
- Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down. 5 weeks ago:
I had 2 older sisters. I was trained to put the toilet seat down.
I also grew up with a toilet with an overhang counter, so items were prone to fall in.
- Comment on Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it. 5 weeks ago:
Don’t think I should go before you just because I have the right of way at a four way uncontrolled intersection.
- Comment on Not so fast! 5 weeks ago:
That’s why California and Florida have a public fund to let residents in disaster prone areas to rebuild their homes in the same place with little changes. Most homes in those areas are less than 5 years old.
- Comment on kitchencels is a goldmine 1 month ago:
Was this before or after ShoeOnHead?
- Comment on The events at hogwarts were just an escalating series of magical school shootings 🤔 1 month ago:
Voldemort almost killed Ginny with a book.