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@joyjoy@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One for the ignition and one for the trunk⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Back then, you could remove the key from the ignition while the car was speeding down the highway and use it to open the glove box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for proving OP’s point. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mike Hardaker accuses Reddit of holding organic posting ‘hostage’ unless he buys ads, shares email screenshot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …you’ll have to buy ad space. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no gag reflex / talk too much⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I see a very simple solution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depends what you're on.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re also very poisonous when raw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global YouTube outage sees video platform homepage go dark⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP The Algorithm™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why aren’t we doing anything about the madman driving the trolley?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like your parents telling you to “clean your room or sleep in the yard” so you prepare to go camping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's the army, there should be the legy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The CIA is the nosey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #31⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace Bobby with Good Hank and that’s canon. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my town⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Due to the high number of complains related to this location, we will be shutting down operations effective immediately.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Happened To WebAssembly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its not the language that’s good but the web apis. Many of them iirc aren’t available in webasm. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still alive?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Epstein didn’t kill himself? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t go wrong with the classic 🖕. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “There isn’t actually an open position. Its just to trick the shareholders into thinking we’re hiring which means growth.” 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an interesting kink: admin/user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ladies don’t want to share a couch with him. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mpreg. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha that's really cool, funny number man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kurzgesagt hentai? Like with the birds? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penetration⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t tell if this is hot or not. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandola effect⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yer a psyco, Patrick. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grinch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  #TheGrinchWasRight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trans Legolas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cmon now :(⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This breaks the network. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why adding modern controls to 1996's Tomb Raider simply doesn't work⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too long; do not recesitate? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take the L 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only in salmonella. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And then princess was the dragon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Average anime shrinking the dragon to “travel size” 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ligma⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ligma⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t see this without thinking about ligma. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluesky just verified ICE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bluesky has a great self-verification system, no checkmark involved. In case someone hasn’t noticed, your username is a domain name, but only nerds use it.