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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The "unhackable" Xbox One has been hacked — and Microsoft can’t patch it⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the exploit targets the boot ROM burned into silicon, Microslop can’t patch it. Every Xbox One ever manufactured is vulnerable, and always will be. The hack gives complete access to everything — the Hypervisor, the operating system, the ability to run unsigned code at every privilege level. Games and firmware can be decrypted, which could open the door to emulation projects and eventual mod chips.

  Xbox exclusives coming soon to SteamDeck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out." - Jim Sinega⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those hands look suspiciously detailed. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harmony - Yet Another Discord Alternative⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They could’ve shortened it to YADA YADA. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨essential vocab🫶⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Closely look at the picture⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Either way, he’s getting a face full of pussy tonight. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This double standard. A lady can go out in a see-through bra and get a date. A man does it and he’s called crazy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you won't regret it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that would be OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you won't regret it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy cake day and anniversary!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you won't regret it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want a divorce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievable dreams⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The computer called me a bitch. Euphoria!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximum Shareholder Value®⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope there's not a queue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered your congressperson’s desk? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨War. War never changes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  War for drugs or drugs for war? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, but because I’m a bitch. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can bluntly comment on someone being fat or short in China and it's chill, but people get offended the moment you imply they're old...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, they’ve been using unc as an insult all this time? 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Cancel ChatGPT" movement goes mainstream after OpenAI closes deal with U.S. Department of War — as Anthropic refuses to surveil American citizens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its like it joined a cult and got a new name. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trending⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The lore expands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Africa (Toto)... but it lists every country in Africa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was more fun when the voices were edited instead of ai. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pay attention, because there will be a test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple brings age verification to UK users in iOS 26.4 beta - Users who don’t verify their age may not be able to download or purchase apps.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stay small. If you get too big, the government will start bossing you around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The script is mysterious and important.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does Will Smith in Django Unchained make me think of Wow Wow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One for the ignition and one for the trunk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back then, you could remove the key from the ignition while the car was speeding down the highway and use it to open the glove box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for proving OP’s point. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mike Hardaker accuses Reddit of holding organic posting ‘hostage’ unless he buys ads, shares email screenshot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …you’ll have to buy ad space. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no gag reflex / talk too much⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see a very simple solution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depends what you're on.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re also very poisonous when raw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global YouTube outage sees video platform homepage go dark⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP The Algorithm™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why aren’t we doing anything about the madman driving the trolley?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like your parents telling you to “clean your room or sleep in the yard” so you prepare to go camping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's the army, there should be the legy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The CIA is the nosey.