Honytawk
@Honytawk@feddit.nl
- Comment on what seeing even more political posts on the shitpost community does to a mfer 6 days ago:
Is that with 15 or 16 A’s?
- Comment on Denmark wants to ban VPNs to unlock foreign, illegal streams – and experts are worried 6 days ago:
The whole country wants to ban VPNs?
Or just a small subset of politicians in the pocket of big corporations who see their profits meld because of their own greed?
- Comment on You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. 6 days ago:
You can make one of these for just about every year.
- Comment on Thank Goodness You're Here - most absurd & hilarious game what did I just play? 6 days ago:
But why? The game is like 2 hours long at most.
- Comment on Thank Goodness You're Here - most absurd & hilarious game what did I just play? 6 days ago:
As soon as they can hold a controller and know somewhat about what a game is.
The controls are moving in a direction, jump and slap. And you can’t do anything wrong at all.
- Comment on No it won’t 1 week ago:
They can use some skin from your ass cheeks. Like they do for skin grafting after burn injuries.
Your relative can then kiss your ass while being on the other side of the planet.
- Comment on No it won’t 1 week ago:
You can even repair it with duct tape and nobody would be the wiser!
Clever
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The only doge in the EU are actual dogs.
We don’t let ultra rich buy themselves into the government.
- Comment on The most normal Silicon Valley techbro 2 weeks ago:
I agree, lets start with big tech. Hang executives after their company gets 3 fines.
Same with rich assholes avoiding tax. And celebrities pushing propaganda.
Cause those are the real crimes that destabilize society. Not some poor person stealing bread.
- Comment on Elon Musk, doing Elon Musk things. 2 weeks ago:
That information doesn’t spoil anything. Quite the opposite in fact.
- Comment on After Years of Controversy, the EU’s Chat Control Nears Its Final Hurdle: What to Know 2 weeks ago:
Rather those EU overlords than being under the thumb of US corporations.
Which would have been reality if those “EU overlords” didn’t fight against them. The EU is the only reason we can fine Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Apple and other corporations. We would be like USA 2.0.
- Comment on Gravity! 2 weeks ago:
Ah, but the equator also pulls the water sideways because nobody wants a sea where they live.
- Comment on Scheduling is hard 2 weeks ago:
Because you can’t sync all work schedules. It would create crazy traffic, even more than it is now.
That and a lot of jobs in the service sector would mean you can’t go shopping after work, can’t bring your car to the garage, or even get medical care at the hospital.
Schedules should be staggered instead.
- Comment on Scheduling is hard 2 weeks ago:
That is still 2 hours a day extra work on top of going 8 hours to school.
- Comment on Scheduling is hard 2 weeks ago:
Next time come into office and cough all over your boss and their desk.
- Comment on Cherry Flavour! 2 weeks ago:
It is a sports drink for cells!
- Comment on India forces WhatsApp and Telegram into permanent SIM binding 2 weeks ago:
They were trading pokemons in pokemon go?
- Comment on Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine, Now You Can Get Washed Like Laundry 3 weeks ago:
Human stands in a stall
You already missed the target demographic in the first sentence of your solution.
- Comment on Amazon’s AI ‘Banana Fish’ Dubs Are Hilariously, Inexcusably Bad 3 weeks ago:
Still better than a language I don’t understand and text over the beautiful animation.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 3 weeks ago:
A couple more 90° bends and you’ll have boiling water in no time.
- Comment on ‘California sober’: marijuana may help you drink less, study finds 4 weeks ago:
So cannabis being a gateway drug is actually correct?
A gateway to a more sober life.
- Comment on Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replace 4 weeks ago:
Because they are the fall guy when the company does something illegal (like most of them do all the time) and get caught.
The real perps (shareholders) get away scot-free by claiming they didn’t know it was happening.
- Comment on Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replace 4 weeks ago:
Of course.
If you have CEOs who manage multiple companies, it means being CEO is never a full time job.
- Comment on One more internet meme 4 weeks ago:
The internet was originally decentralized, but there is a reason why we changed to centralized.
Because the ability to fend off DDoS attacks, being able to use easy to remember words instead of numbers, and all the other centralized things makes everything easier and more robust.
You can still setup your decentralized internet, maybe throw in some blockchain, but nobody will want to use it because of all the disadvantages.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 4 weeks ago:
I have an other.
What if you are in a manly bar drinking manly beer. And you strike up a manly conversation with an other man about lumberjacking or something. And when you talk about sharpening your manly axe, you accidentally touch their hairy hand. Which causes your piercingly manly gazes to lock like the door on a sportscar.
So you start talking about WWE and show each other how to perform a death grip with your arms tightly around each other. Then you want to test the strength of their lips, by giving them a manly kiss. And you carry them like a firefighter into a toilet stall to compare your manly leather underwear.
And you end up fucking the shit out of each other.
Is that gay?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Well, you got to eat your meat
- Comment on Screw your zodiac sign, tell me... 5 weeks ago:
Throw it in a volcano, the volcano erupts, but the plate is fine and the food is slightly warmer
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 5 weeks ago:
Heh, so the ancient Greeks were on to something?
- Comment on Microsoft confirms Windows 11 is about to change massively, gets enormous backlash - Neowin 5 weeks ago:
It is one of the problems with Linux and why it will take a very long time if it ever would become mainstream.
Even the Linux users can’t agree on what distro to recommend.
- Comment on Microsoft confirms Windows 11 is about to change massively, gets enormous backlash - Neowin 5 weeks ago:
No, 2025.
GPOs may be replaced with InTune, but the importance is still the same.