stoicmaverick

@stoicmaverick@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pelicans will literally try to eat anything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  THE ONLY DISEASE THEY CARRY IS FRIENDSHIP, CRIKESTE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice cream season is soon upon us!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …Just the weirdest boner right now…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pelicans will literally try to eat anything⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The level of DGAF of capybara is awe inspiring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Them: white Kevin

  You: dressed in a full body banana costume while awkwardly carrying a cinder block. Refuse to explain why, or talk about anything except a ranked list of the worst smells you’ve ever experienced. Destination is a closed public library at 2am. Say “well, it’s time to do the thing I came here to do.” Stand, watching them until they walk away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For safety in numbers, or talk therapy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

  In the beginning…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the LULZ obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Queen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No. For the same reason that they didn’t demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come over to Marblecake and I’ll explain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the cancer therapy?.. Why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨glorious stock⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about that little green guy there? What’s he getting up to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sofabomba⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Vice President?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How was your valentines day weekend?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell ya! Stuff that crust!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How was your valentines day weekend?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did the probe buy you dinner first? I imagine it was awkward with the radiologist being a third wheel the whole time.