BudgetBandit
@BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Please 19 hours ago:
I can’t even remember the last time I had an unimportant phone call.
- Comment on Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button 20 hours ago:
They use AI to translate the website, which is great, but the German looks awful at times.
- Comment on Surprise! 1 day ago:
I once dated this bisexual girl and she was like “if you’re hot I don’t care if you’re male or female” and that’s how I see it.
Then again, men think that a gay man immediately wants to have sex with them. Society is stupid sometimes
- Comment on No blowjobs please 1 day ago:
Cashews
- Comment on Anyone interested? 1 day ago:
Is that the one that smells like ass?
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 1 day ago:
Cuz the material is needed for THE WALL
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- Comment on hygiene 1 day ago:
I have a real leather chair, but a spandex cover because I’m a sweaty boi and like to sit cross legged.
- Comment on I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed. 5 days ago:
Pfifft I just leave the bag open
- Comment on Hollow Knight: Silksong will be playable at Gamescom, as Xbox offer first chances to fiddle with the ROG Xbox Ally 1 week ago:
Oof that’ll cost about 12 jobs at microsoft
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 week ago:
That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
Exceptions only confirm this
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.
Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.
In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
I prefer the gender-neutral glucose-guardian
- Comment on bank circuit water 1 week ago:
Mastercard (as only one) does not want vendors like Steam and Itch to sell explicit 18+ content. This lead to them removing an imperial ton of these games, which in turn made a lot of horny gamers very hangry (horngry? lol)
Long story short: very controversial
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 1 week ago:
When you and your friends choose the same character in smash bros
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 1 week ago:
It will die, but at least I got some cashews. Thank you, kind wizard.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 1 week ago:
Cashews
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 1 week ago:
I misread that with “graze” and thought about just grasing off this year‘s salads
- Comment on bank circuit water 1 week ago:
It is.
- Comment on I just shitpost🙃 1 week ago:
Autistic media
- Comment on I'm doing my part 1 week ago:
Well… while an objective law is important… Don’t get me wrong - if anyone would do anything to my girl I’d personally rip their reproductive organs out and force feed that to them
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 1 week ago:
Those girls with the Time Machine wouldn’t even plot against Trump, which they could do right now. They won’t ever use that Time Machine.
- Comment on I'm doing my part 1 week ago:
The abuser has to pay lifelong alimony to the abused. If the accusation turns out to be false, however, the “abused” has to pay.
- Comment on minecraft modding community 1 week ago:
Iron + slime farm at the spawn chunks = broken
- Comment on minecraft modding community 1 week ago:
I think I had such a sorting mechanism back in 2013 or 2014 using hoppers
- Comment on The struggle 1 week ago:
Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.
- Comment on Please tell me 2 weeks ago:
Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌
- Comment on He's camera shy 2 weeks ago:
No giant squid in the comments??? Let me fix that
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 2 weeks ago:
Same here. Especially going wild. I like windy narrow roads. When driving through the remote village in the woods I grew up in, I’m using about 37 liters / 100 km. It’s a one way road and pretty fucking fun to drive.
Outside of that I’m down to 4.2 liters / 100 km lol
