BudgetBandit
@BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Vibe check! 2 days ago:
Is that gluten free?
- Comment on Stripes! 🐅 3 days ago:
My orange boy has had too many vet visits already (he’s a very special boy)
- Comment on HELP HIM. 3 days ago:
Rats are cool for testing cancer. You feel a lump the size of a pea in the morning, call the vet, and by the time you have an appointment in the evening it’s grown to the size of a pecan.
- Comment on HELP HIM. 3 days ago:
Uncomfortable?!! No. I’ve had plenty of those serotonin potatoes as pets and they love tight spaces. A Sputnik-House is made for 2-3 rats.
Well, 7 can fit in there, the 8th just had the head in there.
- Comment on Stripes! 🐅 3 days ago:
And cats can see them!
- Comment on Stripes! 🐅 3 days ago:
Need to confirm. Need to shave orange cat.
- Comment on Alpha males 3 days ago:
There’s only two of anything if you define broadly enough. There’s only two kinds of people: • those who have passed a kidney stone and those who haven’t • those who currently have a single testicle and those who don’t
- Comment on New idea 3 days ago:
How about the CO2? German companies developed a system that catches all the CO2 and puts it back into the beer before bottling, because the CO2 from the beer tastes better than “regular” CO2
- Comment on Damm WaterCatholics 6 days ago:
When they dropped by “new” I ditched it.
- Comment on Southern USA core. 6 days ago:
An ex of mine had this situation!
Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.
- Comment on The Picture of the Century... Nature defeats Technology 6 days ago:
This plastic bomber can’t really hurt much.
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 1 week ago:
Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 1 week ago:
You don’t like coffee, right?
- Comment on Funny 1 week ago:
- Comment on Funny 1 week ago:
Orgazmo sounds like a Hentai villain
- Comment on Please 1 week ago:
I can’t even remember the last time I had an unimportant phone call.
- Comment on Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button 1 week ago:
They use AI to translate the website, which is great, but the German looks awful at times.
- Comment on Surprise! 1 week ago:
I once dated this bisexual girl and she was like “if you’re hot I don’t care if you’re male or female” and that’s how I see it.
Then again, men think that a gay man immediately wants to have sex with them. Society is stupid sometimes
- Comment on No blowjobs please 1 week ago:
Cashews
- Comment on Anyone interested? 1 week ago:
Is that the one that smells like ass?
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 1 week ago:
Cuz the material is needed for THE WALL
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- Comment on hygiene 1 week ago:
I have a real leather chair, but a spandex cover because I’m a sweaty boi and like to sit cross legged.
- Comment on I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed. 1 week ago:
Pfifft I just leave the bag open
- Comment on Hollow Knight: Silksong will be playable at Gamescom, as Xbox offer first chances to fiddle with the ROG Xbox Ally 2 weeks ago:
Oof that’ll cost about 12 jobs at microsoft
- Comment on Laptop dreams 2 weeks ago:
That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.
- Comment on She's a keeper 2 weeks ago:
Exceptions only confirm this
- Comment on She's a keeper 2 weeks ago:
About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.
Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.
In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3
- Comment on She's a keeper 2 weeks ago:
I prefer the gender-neutral glucose-guardian
- Comment on bank circuit water 2 weeks ago:
Mastercard (as only one) does not want vendors like Steam and Itch to sell explicit 18+ content. This lead to them removing an imperial ton of these games, which in turn made a lot of horny gamers very hangry (horngry? lol)
Long story short: very controversial
