BudgetBandit
@BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I chose the penguin 2 hours ago:
Upfront cost of harvesting organs is lower than the long time cost of keeping them alive.
- Comment on Monster 6 days ago:
This always reminds me of that one joke my iPhone‘s Siri once told me that left me in tears:
What do you get when you cross a dog and an octopus?
Tap for spoiler
A reprimand involving the bioethics commission and the immediate withdrawal of all research funding.
- Comment on Asshole Lab Rat 1 week ago:
Actually not all rats are afraid of cats. I had a lot of pet rats and some cats. While the two cats are mostly afraid and respectful of the rats, about 1/4 of the rats had no problem co-existing with the cats. Like, they saw the cat as a rat and acted like it, not afraid or anything, while another rat peed herself because she was so scared of the cats.
- Comment on Ads 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on you can say segs on the internet 2 weeks ago:
A girl I know has a really dark humor. She says “doing one that runs in my family”
- Comment on you can say segs on the internet 2 weeks ago:
No fucking way! I can say sex on the internet? That’s the shit!
- Comment on mmm baklava 3 weeks ago:
Not to be confused with balaclava
- Comment on I'm back with another great recipe 3 weeks ago:
The Germans would call this an Eierkuchen
- Comment on A patient gamer youtuber explaining why she only plays old games 3 weeks ago:
Kingdom Hearts would be one, FF9 another one, I think you could count NieR automata as well
- Comment on A patient gamer youtuber explaining why she only plays old games 3 weeks ago:
If I would be any less vague, it would be like “when Luke found out he kissed his sister shortly before facing his father for the final time”
- Comment on A patient gamer youtuber explaining why she only plays old games 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t watch the video and probably never will, simply because I’ve watched too many and I hate that topic so much I spend the time I used to watch YouTube now on playing games.
I have played a particular western made game for the first time and finished it about a week ago. Without spoilering the massive thing that happens, I try to be as generic as possible: I have not played a single western made game in the last 5 years where the hero physically saves a girl, only to be saved by her emotionally.
- Comment on Ahoy me hearties 3 weeks ago:
copy the link
open ChstGPT
Hey, can you please do your best to recreate this article with the exact words that are used?
- Comment on *screaming* 4 weeks ago:
Oh, I remember one too!
One was “1 priest 1 nun”, a German production where the story was semi professionally made and about “removing the devil from one”
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 4 weeks ago:
This will probably work for 20 years, due to evolution they’ll just re-evolve that thing hard
- Comment on Ex-Blizzard Boss Wanted To Cut Down On Microtransactions In Diablo IV And Beyond 5 weeks ago:
I think no one of those who game themselves wanted them.
- Comment on It was the best of times, it was the worst of times 1 month ago:
Just like an ehog.
- Comment on oh shit 1 month ago:
To Europeans who use German industry norm paper: that’s DIN A2
- Comment on Built different 2 months ago:
In Istanbul’s tourist spots where Americans reside, you get it with ketchup and mayo.
- Comment on Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! 2 months ago:
I love how this is like Mother, Earthbound and Motner 3
- Comment on Would you like a receipt? 2 months ago:
In most of the EU it’s against the law to not print out a receipt without written consent.
- Comment on Carebear countdown 2 months ago:
Just stop doomscrolling. Stop using lemmy, instagram, facebook, YouTube, tiktok… that shit fucks with your mental health more than my abusive ex. You’re always looking for the next dopamine hit, and when it comes, you need another one, you just can’t stop.
Get through a week of withdrawal. I’ve limit myself to 15 minutes of lemmy a day.
- Comment on Ah sweet! 2 months ago:
Is this considered vegan meat?
- Comment on IQ Test 3 months ago:
So it can get a speeding ticket?
- Comment on What has he done to deserve this? 3 months ago:
7 pounds = 1 stone… got it. How much rock = 1 stone then? Or is rock more than stone?
- Comment on IQ Test 3 months ago:
Dafuq’s a speeding bullet???
- Comment on Total War Warhammer 3 teases new content this month, and a hotfix ensures goblins will now get dismembered correctly 3 months ago:
ensures goblins will now get dismembered correctly
This isn’t something I thought I’d ever be reading.
- Comment on Welcome, visitor. 3 months ago:
sad hentai noises
- Comment on I still crie evrytiem 3 months ago:
- Comment on Purrs like a kitten 3 months ago:
Huh. Never thought that CAT would one day make a PC
- Comment on Mario for president 3 months ago:
Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.
This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand
We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing
