BudgetBandit

@BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello girl!!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And he’s the inspiration behind Shrek

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Itch.io blocks adult game creator profiles for UK users while keeping some games accessible: British gamers can play the spicy games but can't peek at who makes them.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To add to that, most of the games are free but the creator asks for a dollar or two before you download, which is not required to play the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha males⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … , are the ones who dab while sneezing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Placebo meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  BTW placebo works because you take it and then you don’t overwork yourself and stay in bed because “the doctor said it and even gave you some pills”

  Fun fact: works with pets too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's a sunday night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  GameCube, Wii, WiiU and Xbox One - 2014/15

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a washing machine that understands me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Weaner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re usually too fat to dive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sponsored by raycon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine has a sexy voice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies be like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IPA is just P with AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, carrion would be vegan, no?

  If that animal was to die of natural causes, like sickness, lightning strike, old age, heart attack, etc. it could be considered vegan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  MK8 is fun but it’s more for kids. Free frown 2 player splitscreen and just role playing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That logo is just a little body and a giant head lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To me it’s always just been a tool, nothing more. The sentences have a certain feel to them that I can’t describe. It’s always the same structure, the same kind of forced humor… granted I’ve spent quite some time with unfiltered LLMs but it looses its magic once you’ve “learned” it. Pattern recognition is quite an overpowered feature we as humans have. It is the reason why we fall for conspiracy theories also.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe check!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that gluten free?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stripes! 🐅⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My orange boy has had too many vet visits already (he’s a very special boy)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELP HIM.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rats are cool for testing cancer. You feel a lump the size of a pea in the morning, call the vet, and by the time you have an appointment in the evening it’s grown to the size of a pecan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELP HIM.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uncomfortable?!! No. I’ve had plenty of those serotonin potatoes as pets and they love tight spaces. A Sputnik-House is made for 2-3 rats.

  Well, 7 can fit in there, the 8th just had the head in there.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stripes! 🐅⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And cats can see them!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stripes! 🐅⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Need to confirm. Need to shave orange cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha males⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s only two of anything if you define broadly enough. There’s only two kinds of people: • those who have passed a kidney stone and those who haven’t • those who currently have a single testicle and those who don’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New idea ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How about the CO2? German companies developed a system that catches all the CO2 and puts it back into the beer before bottling, because the CO2 from the beer tastes better than “regular” CO2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damm WaterCatholics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When they dropped by “new” I ditched it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Southern USA core.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An ex of mine had this situation!

  Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Picture of the Century... Nature defeats Technology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This plastic bomber can’t really hurt much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So glad I suck dick⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W.a.m.d.i.i.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t like coffee, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Orgazmo sounds like a Hentai villain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t even remember the last time I had an unimportant phone call.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They use AI to translate the website, which is great, but the German looks awful at times.