What’s wrong with that.
Fake news, fake penis...
Submitted 9 months ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to [deleted]
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notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 9 months ago
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
AnonWyo@startrek.website 9 months ago
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 months ago
There’s professional porn actor and prostitute probably.
binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sam is the best
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
That’s brilliant!!
GirthBrooks@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Me, though it’s more indifference than active desire
Brought my wife’s bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf
It’s been there for months, keeps getting put back there
I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that’s it’s place now
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Imagine losing some hair like that.
the_third@feddit.de 9 months ago
All I can imagine right now is the sound of a plucked guitar string.
Zacryon@feddit.de 9 months ago
What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i
GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Having sex toys in a professional setting is… Unprofessional.
UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Unless the profession is porn lol
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 months ago
I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable
Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn’t the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it’s probably the best gift that he could’ve gotten.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Depends on the profession…
Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Depends on the profession…
Zacryon@feddit.de 9 months ago
Labeling that as unprofessional is kind of arbitrary, which was basically my point.
Although sex is something as natural, normal and common as eating, sleeping, shitting, having hair and whatever, some religious people a long time ago felt like this was something that needed to be tabooed, which I find stupid, because it has led and still leads to a lot of problems.
I’m glad that this started to change, but still, having some harmless sex toys on display shouldn’t catch so much attention imo.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yeah, I’m sure the calls of ‘neckbeard’ and ‘incel’ would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.
GhostFence@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh they’d be 20 times louder with the hate if it was a dude and a fleshlight.
Zacryon@feddit.de 9 months ago
Which would be equally stupid.
Stopping to taboo sex would be advantageous for everyone.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Her liking sex/masturbation isn’t bad. It’s just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.
lennybird@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.
Zacryon@feddit.de 9 months ago
We should continue to normalise that topic such that no one needs to feel like this is awkward.
macrocarpa@lemmy.world 9 months ago
On a shelf though? Doesn’t dust adhere to rubbery or latexy stuff? I would have though in a drawer would be more hygienic.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It only collects dust if it suits around for a while. If it’s on the bookshelf, it’s probably not going unused for terribly long. Good for her!
xenoclast@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.
Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Last time this made the rounds, it was said she didn’t know the dildo was there, a friend put it there as a prank. It was also said she deleted all her social media and whatnot afterwards too. I don’t have source and admit I can be totally off
xenoclast@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Good prank and also saved her friend from the horror of social media…sounds like a win win
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Girthy little guy, isn’t he?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
At least it wasn’t stereotypically black
erictile@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It should have been. This is the BBC after all.
rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Black goes with everything and hides stains better than lighter colors.
art@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Good for her.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
… I’m not even upset. That’s impressive. Quite a specimen she has there. Very nice.
EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Let’s see Paul Allen’s dildo.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 months ago
It’s a wide unit, I’ll give it that.
DadVolante@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Width is more important than length
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?
thorbot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.
assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 9 months ago
At ALL times!
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 months ago
But what if you have more dildos than you have orifices? If it’s a suction dildo, yes, it belongs stuck to a window, preferably a ground floor front one, but if it’s not suction or you run out of window space and already have a centerpiece for your kitchen table, then a bookshelf is the next most natural place.
macrocarpa@lemmy.world 9 months ago
She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.
So it’s possible but my spidey sense is she’s doing it for a laugh.
However normal reminder, don’t put anything in backgrounds that you don’t want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fuckin coke can of a dong
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 9 months ago
Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.
Gabu@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The fall of men. The mightiest final enemy… Rubber
rmuk@feddit.uk 9 months ago
I’ve heard people say “the BBC”.
I’ve heard people say “BBC News”.
Ive never heard anyone say “the BBC News”.
::: spoiler I’m not that bothered about big black cocks though. :::
Aceticon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The only negative thing I see there is Brian’s rather backwards moralist judgement.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 months ago
I find the projection in these comments fascinating. It’s someone joking about an embarrassing gaffe, not a moral judgement or anything close to slut shaming.
sukhmel@programming.dev 9 months ago
It may not be a moral judgement, but it certainly equates shitty time and having dildo in your interview background. Almost as if it was shaming, or I don’t really know what else to attribute that to
Dracocide@lemm.ee 9 months ago
A BWC on BBC.
zaphod@feddit.de 9 months ago
What’s the point of having a Horga’hn if you don’t display it.
PanArab@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nothing wrong with it but still embarrassing
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
What a shit site and shit article.
There are multiple videos playing at the same time, all having the "wowowow, can you believe it? Here, loads of yellow arrows and circles for that dildo because WOWOWOWOOW!
yeah, the thing that happened is slightly funny, but can we not be 12, please?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In the search for a mate, it’s important to set certain expectations early on.
Dedh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I swear I’ve seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn’t seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.
Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Girthy!
SilentFury@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Based on coloring it would be a BWC instead of a BBC
TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 months ago
“Good evening, and welcome to the 7:00 news. This is Big White Cock, my name is Herschel Phazcox. Here are tonight’s top stories…”
Outtatime@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
All about fighting the patriarchy until they need a fake dick to satisfy themselves.
leidkultur@lemmy.one 9 months ago
Two possibilities:
- you never masturbate
- you are a hypocrite
So what is it?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
- his harem of waifus pleasure him upon demand
Lennnny@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They, the scary women! Don’t worry, they can’t find you in your basement.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Bold of you to assume he lives in his own basement.
Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It sounds like you feel a little threatened by a dildo, are you not confident in your ability to satisfy a women? It’s okay to include toys, especially if your partner climaxing is important to you.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
what a self own, dear genital.
june@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’d take that over the work week I’ve had
Teon@kbin.social 9 months ago
"I'm not dickin' around fellas!"
steakmeout@lemmy.world 9 months ago
*phalus
profdc9@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Think of the children!
Gabu@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sir, that would be highly inappropriate.
Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Power move I’d totally do this on purpose
Smoogs@lemmy.world 9 months ago
As did they.
UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 9 months ago
Absolute power move.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Assert dominance by showing everyone your dildo on live TV.
assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Simultaneously a threat and an incentive!