What’s wrong with that.
Fake news, fake penis...
Submitted 1 year ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to [deleted]
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notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 year ago
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 year ago
There’s professional porn actor and prostitute probably.
binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sam is the best
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That’s brilliant!!
GirthBrooks@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Me, though it’s more indifference than active desire
Brought my wife’s bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf
It’s been there for months, keeps getting put back there
I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that’s it’s place now
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine losing some hair like that.
the_third@feddit.de 1 year ago
All I can imagine right now is the sound of a plucked guitar string.
Zacryon@feddit.de 1 year ago
What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Having sex toys in a professional setting is… Unprofessional.
UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Unless the profession is porn lol
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 year ago
I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable
Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn’t the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it’s probably the best gift that he could’ve gotten.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends on the profession…
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends on the profession…
Zacryon@feddit.de 1 year ago
Labeling that as unprofessional is kind of arbitrary, which was basically my point.
Although sex is something as natural, normal and common as eating, sleeping, shitting, having hair and whatever, some religious people a long time ago felt like this was something that needed to be tabooed, which I find stupid, because it has led and still leads to a lot of problems.
I’m glad that this started to change, but still, having some harmless sex toys on display shouldn’t catch so much attention imo.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, I’m sure the calls of ‘neckbeard’ and ‘incel’ would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.
GhostFence@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh they’d be 20 times louder with the hate if it was a dude and a fleshlight.
Zacryon@feddit.de 1 year ago
Which would be equally stupid.
Stopping to taboo sex would be advantageous for everyone.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Her liking sex/masturbation isn’t bad. It’s just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.
lennybird@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.
Zacryon@feddit.de 1 year ago
We should continue to normalise that topic such that no one needs to feel like this is awkward.
macrocarpa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
On a shelf though? Doesn’t dust adhere to rubbery or latexy stuff? I would have though in a drawer would be more hygienic.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It only collects dust if it suits around for a while. If it’s on the bookshelf, it’s probably not going unused for terribly long. Good for her!
xenoclast@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.
Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Last time this made the rounds, it was said she didn’t know the dildo was there, a friend put it there as a prank. It was also said she deleted all her social media and whatnot afterwards too. I don’t have source and admit I can be totally off
xenoclast@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good prank and also saved her friend from the horror of social media…sounds like a win win
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Girthy little guy, isn’t he?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
At least it wasn’t stereotypically black
erictile@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It should have been. This is the BBC after all.
rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Black goes with everything and hides stains better than lighter colors.
art@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good for her.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
… I’m not even upset. That’s impressive. Quite a specimen she has there. Very nice.
EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Let’s see Paul Allen’s dildo.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
It’s a wide unit, I’ll give it that.
DadVolante@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Width is more important than length
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?
thorbot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.
assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At ALL times!
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But what if you have more dildos than you have orifices? If it’s a suction dildo, yes, it belongs stuck to a window, preferably a ground floor front one, but if it’s not suction or you run out of window space and already have a centerpiece for your kitchen table, then a bookshelf is the next most natural place.
macrocarpa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.
So it’s possible but my spidey sense is she’s doing it for a laugh.
However normal reminder, don’t put anything in backgrounds that you don’t want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuckin coke can of a dong
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 1 year ago
Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.
Gabu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The fall of men. The mightiest final enemy… Rubber
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I’ve heard people say “the BBC”.
I’ve heard people say “BBC News”.
Ive never heard anyone say “the BBC News”.
::: spoiler I’m not that bothered about big black cocks though. :::
Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The only negative thing I see there is Brian’s rather backwards moralist judgement.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
I find the projection in these comments fascinating. It’s someone joking about an embarrassing gaffe, not a moral judgement or anything close to slut shaming.
sukhmel@programming.dev 1 year ago
It may not be a moral judgement, but it certainly equates shitty time and having dildo in your interview background. Almost as if it was shaming, or I don’t really know what else to attribute that to
Dracocide@lemm.ee 1 year ago
A BWC on BBC.
zaphod@feddit.de 1 year ago
What’s the point of having a Horga’hn if you don’t display it.
PanArab@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nothing wrong with it but still embarrassing
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
What a shit site and shit article.
There are multiple videos playing at the same time, all having the "wowowow, can you believe it? Here, loads of yellow arrows and circles for that dildo because WOWOWOWOOW!
yeah, the thing that happened is slightly funny, but can we not be 12, please?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In the search for a mate, it’s important to set certain expectations early on.
Dedh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I swear I’ve seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn’t seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.
Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Girthy!
SilentFury@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Based on coloring it would be a BWC instead of a BBC
TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“Good evening, and welcome to the 7:00 news. This is Big White Cock, my name is Herschel Phazcox. Here are tonight’s top stories…”
Outtatime@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
All about fighting the patriarchy until they need a fake dick to satisfy themselves.
leidkultur@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Two possibilities:
- you never masturbate
- you are a hypocrite
So what is it?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
- his harem of waifus pleasure him upon demand
Lennnny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They, the scary women! Don’t worry, they can’t find you in your basement.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bold of you to assume he lives in his own basement.
Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It sounds like you feel a little threatened by a dildo, are you not confident in your ability to satisfy a women? It’s okay to include toys, especially if your partner climaxing is important to you.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
what a self own, dear genital.
june@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d take that over the work week I’ve had
Teon@kbin.social 1 year ago
"I'm not dickin' around fellas!"
steakmeout@lemmy.world 1 year ago
*phalus
profdc9@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Think of the children!
Gabu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sir, that would be highly inappropriate.
Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Power move I’d totally do this on purpose
Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As did they.
UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 1 year ago
Absolute power move.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Assert dominance by showing everyone your dildo on live TV.
assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Simultaneously a threat and an incentive!