flambonkscious

@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dracula's Uncle moved his family from Arlington to a military base because he was terrified of sidewalk chalk.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Dunno, but it stikes me as a brilliant source for banter (I work in IT, there’s lots of weak arms and banter to try it on)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wearing a helmet and a hat while biking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Could or be, perhaps, that you are indeed a twat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why civilians don't crowdfund bribe money for politicians?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, there goes my retirement scheme!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s another over the front too - they don’t look load bearing but that seems to be the idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is Wednesday, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice forking the meme / meta reference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then weld their gates shut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This would create problems for emergency services, and so may come with a fine or worse…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s corporate, use brass knuckles!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but it’s even more simplistic (I agree with wider principle you’re using).- The octopus is going to have a much harder time finding a safe environment.

  Unless it stays in the fish aquarium - I wonder why it didn’t just stay where the tasty snacks were? (Not wanting to project a humanised, moralistic perspective on its delightfully naughty behaviour…).

  Maybe there was nothing good to hide under, perhaps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or it was too much of a gamble raw-dogging it in the outside.

  All it did was take the ‘bait’ it was aware of and sneak back undetected. For all we know it might have been exploring, but in a hostile environment you wouldn’t venture far…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ill be the patsy: You can’t make rules to eliminate human greed / lust for power?

  I’m very simplistic with this stuff and haven’t studied it, but that seems to be the fundamental limitation with communism. Would work great with robots but we’re more ‘complex’ with our subconscious bias, unexamined motives and insecurities driving our actions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is fantastic! More x files mangles, please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨green salad fingers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …that’s part of the genius for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never figured out how this is reconciled - it just sounds dirty AF (and I’m no clean freak at all!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I support pluto⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit you savage! I had some bad baron Harkonnen going on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are computer chips designed?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds awfully like “the elements of computer systems” but I still haven’t gotten around to working through it so don’t really know.

  …mit.edu/…/the-elements-of-computing-systems/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELLO DOG!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who bites first, I wonder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mercy merci⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There ain’t no mercy where the purr comes from

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soon...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What ever happened to “you have the freedom do do/say what you want but the responsibitly to consider those around you”

  I guess that’s pretty pale when the individualism becomes strong enough that people think they’re the main character

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cop a demon ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that velvet or one of those thick polyester blankets?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨----E⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  B.j. nomnom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, kiwi skin.

  To be fair, it’s not that bad and wouldn’t be flossy at all, I just thought it was funny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't sweep....⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The title really ties together, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal on the inside, business on the outside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Was loving Ne Obliviscaris on the way in this morning - such contrasts between dark and light!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smartphone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In the air tonight, by Phil collins. Dammit, now you’ve got that song in my head!

  However I’d like to believe there’s an awesome mistranslation of someone coumming in an ear or something - maybe the captions are wonky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, that just blew my mind.

  I guess there’s reptiles, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if you can't provide for your family! You WILL provide for me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought you wrote monocle (a la monopoly) and was surprised it still fits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨relax⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wth?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the stamp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is this douchebag?