wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on Trying to avoid antitrust suits, Google senior executives told employees to destroy messages 16 hours ago:
Justice boner, my favorite
- Comment on Trying to avoid antitrust suits, Google senior executives told employees to destroy messages 20 hours ago:
And someone spoke up, right?
…
Right…?
- Comment on Trying to avoid antitrust suits, Google senior executives told employees to destroy messages 20 hours ago:
Profits. Dead people don’t pay.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
This is a cellular plan though, so… what do you do when you are out of town…?
- Comment on Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year' 5 days ago:
When did I say that every place was near an assembly line…? I said ‘not my problem’. It’s a company, they can figure it out.
And yes, yes I do. Again, not my problem. It’s almost like different locations can set different prices or something to compensate for variables. Amazing, what a concept!
- Comment on Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year' 5 days ago:
Nope, but it also isn’t my problem. Roll it into the price of the car, like everything else, and it can be part of the price that you can discuss and haggle over. Coming to a 50k price just to see another 1k+ this and 1.5k that tacked on is absolute bullshit.
- Comment on Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year' 5 days ago:
Dealers: charge bullshit fee
Mftr: “get rid of this bullshit fee by racking up miles right from the factory”
Customer: “this is such a phenomenal deal!”
- Comment on Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year' 5 days ago:
“we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days.”
- Comment on It's not time for your point release yet. 1 week ago:
Indeed! And the most stable machine is one that is EoL and never gets updates! Nothing breaks if nothing gets updated! That’s why I run IIS on a Vista x64 box!
🌌🧠
Spoiler
DUCK FOR COVER DUCK FOR COVER
- Comment on The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore 1 week ago:
Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts…
Why are you looking at me like that?
- Comment on The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore 1 week ago:
Hello 🐺
- Comment on 4chan’s ‘cesspool of the internet’ is down after apparently being hacked 1 week ago:
I mean, is there even any verification? Or could I just register as bigboners69@harvard.edu or potus@us.gov?
- Comment on How do people develop feelings for someone? 2 weeks ago:
For me - don’t take this as the norm - I find friends through gaming, we become good friends over time, I’ll progressively ‘lower my guard’ and, as part of this process, make more and more sexual jokes and innuendos. Depending on how they react, it might stay at ‘teehee I’m still 13 making pp jokes’, or it might advanced to the ‘so I think you’re into some freaky shit, I’m into freaky shit, wanna bang?’ friends with benefits territory. If that goes okay, I’m almost certainly catching feelings, and thus ‘want to be a couple’ is the next step. A few shared or similar interests, or an interest in each other’s interests, is important too. Can’t be pounding like rabbits all the time…
Basically, I eat the desert first, and then have the main course. If we aren’t sexually compatable in some aspect, it is stupid to be dating, in my view. No need for hurt feelings or awkward breakups. And falling back to fwb is easy if we don’t work out for other reasons. Just because you like pet spiders and I want to light them on fire (eek) doesn’t mean that we can’t wake the neighbors with our moans and screams.
- Comment on Testing 2 weeks ago:
blushes oh stooooop
- Comment on Testing 2 weeks ago:
(“r cat”)
yes, I’m ruining the joke by explaining what it says off-screen. next week, we will go over how nobody actually died in the film Titanic and therefore it’s stupid to get emotional about it.
please, hold your applause.
- Comment on Developing a self-hosted alternative to Google Keep 2 weeks ago:
“Everybody PoOps. Why not with us?”
- Comment on This is unfair! 2 weeks ago:
leaves
drives car into restaurant
“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”
grabs another plate of food
- Comment on What If History Had Taken a Different Path? 2 weeks ago:
from the thumbnail
…but you can already buy paper shredders…?
- Comment on Which Browser Should I Use In 2025? - Hackaday 2 weeks ago:
Librewolf
/thread
- Comment on Intel Unison allowed Android and iOS to connect to Windows, now it's shutting down 3 weeks ago:
That’s like taking something pristine and dipping it in liquid shit. Which can be applied to anything and everything on the store…
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 3 weeks ago:
ClamAV, if you want more than just common sense. Firewall is built-in to kubu.
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 3 weeks ago:
Running an EoL operating system is surely what you want to do with your personal dat-
Aaaaaaand it’s been compromised
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 3 weeks ago:
“you can pay us, and we won’t break your legs for a while longer” -ms
W10 IoT is a thing, and will get updates for a few more years, no mafia shakedown required.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 3 weeks ago:
It’s a plus, but definitely not a requirement~ 🥺
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 3 weeks ago:
I actually have an account there, but haven’t poked at it since I made the account. Guess it’s time I had another look.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 3 weeks ago:
It’s hard to find places dedicated to foreskin (the /c is just crickets), cbt, estim… tons more. Even harder to find ones that aren’t just shells for their onlyfans. I’ve been checking every few months for the 🐦 I follow to hop to bluesky or mastodon, and only around a quarter have done so thus far. For reddit, where else can I find a vast array of kink content that is getting fresh stuff daily? Like actually, where? I’ve been searching the internet for a long time, and besides FurAffinity, e621, reddit and occasionally twitter, it’s table scraps for any sort of quality kink content.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 3 weeks ago:
I use Twitter and reddit for porn, nothing else anymore. People/communities I follow are ghost towns elsewhere. Everytime I point this out, people get butthurt, yet none of them link to their porn profile.
Post the (adorable, lanky, femboy, who has glasses and a thick uncut cock) porn, and as the saying goes, ‘they will cum’.
- Comment on >:3 3 weeks ago:
Hello.
- Comment on THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! 3 weeks ago:
I, uh… whut?
- Comment on Pretty Cool Project to Show News That is Licensed Under free License (free to read and republish in whole, aka Creative Commons). 4 weeks ago:
You dawg, I heard you like RSS feeds…