wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on Would dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken? 1 day ago:
Common mistake. Dinosaurs actually tasted like dinosaurs.
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 day ago:
Nah, the good old days, when you’d step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!
Now we have ‘mediators’ and CEOs don’t like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore…
- Comment on What's the deal with breakfast in bed? 1 day ago:
Dentist: “Use toothpicks, shove em under your gums! Use the blood as your toothpaste! You can even do it to other stuff, too, like digging out a bladder stone!”
Me, in the chair in the office: 😐😶😯🫨
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 2 days ago:
So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.
So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 2 days ago:
slips the cop a hundred, or five
“enjoy your trip, carry on”
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 4 days ago:
Rookie numbers
- Comment on You missed a spot 5 days ago:
“well if you want something done right, do it yourself”
- Comment on New California law requires AI to tell you it’s AI 1 week ago:
Straight to jail
- Comment on When your father is clueless 1 week ago:
False. They changed the branding a few years ago, removing ‘Hitachi’ as they felt the name was being harmed by the wand sales. But they do sell genuine, wireless wands.
Source: I have one. Have had it… 8 years now? Something like that.
- Comment on When your father is clueless 1 week ago:
I’m charging the microphones
- Comment on What do we do when all the crts are gone? 1 week ago:
This might be a stupid answer, but uh… make more CRTs? There’s a niche shop for everything. Just like how new components for retro computers are made today (stuff like bootable flash cards for older stuff, creating better ways to achieve things), if there is a demand, there will be a market.
I dunno how they’d be made but someone will figure it out. But I’m sure because it’s low-demand (comparatively), it will be high price.
- Comment on Shrimp fried rice 1 week ago:
Silly, it’s of rich people shit. They had color photography far before all the plebeians. .
- Comment on More Online CO-OP Games should have option to pause 2 weeks ago:
Payday 3, if all players enter the pause menu, the game actually pauses. Anyone can exit the menu at any time, and re-enter it - which again pauses the game, if all other players remain in the pause menu.
It’s nice because it lets players loot and plan while others are away, but if they too need to afk, the team isn’t screwed by a guard coming around a corner with nobody to react.
- Comment on How to manage docker compose apps? 2 weeks ago:
No, not through the dockge UI. You can do it manually with commands (I have a cron task for this) but if you want to visualize things, dockge won’t do that (yet?).
- Comment on ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day 2 weeks ago:
Take your clothes off then, and burn them, if you’ve ‘got nothing to hide’. Let’s see your address and ssn. Where do you work, and what position do you hold?
Oh, suddenly you have changed your stance on the matter… funny how that works.
Try searching for yourself and let the realization and dread set in that most of those hypothetical questions I just asked, I can find out, without needing to ask you directly - because you’ve given them away, while having ‘nothing to hide’.
- Comment on My life in a nutshell 3 weeks ago:
Team green getting into the chastity market
- Comment on Not to get all religiony but why in the old testament God was all fire and brimstone and fatal consequences? But the new testament God is all about forgiveness and such?? 3 weeks ago:
“nobody shares my kinks”
- Comment on FFS Plex, the server is on my local network 3 weeks ago:
Yeah
- Comment on Secret Service agents dismantle network that could shut down New York cellphone system 3 weeks ago:
This shit gets me so excited. I’m not educated on cellular security and possible situations, but mitigating issues and thinking about all the crazy hypothetical situations gets me all geeking out so hard.
Cool as fuck, thanks for sharing :)
- Comment on Apple iPhone 17 Devices Plagued by Wi-Fi Connectivity Issues 3 weeks ago:
“we will test it in production! what other use is there for users?”
- Comment on Secret Service agents dismantle network that could shut down New York cellphone system 3 weeks ago:
‘could be used to shut down cellphone network’
looks inside
uses sim cards (thus communicating via the cell network)
🤨
- Comment on If sexuality is a spectrum, does that mean one person is the gayest? 4 weeks ago:
1v1 me
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 4 weeks ago:
Ahh. Tpb isn’t blocked for me, but this is useful into for others.
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 4 weeks ago:
“Well you see some people on the internet felt like $2 a month to watch content was betrayal, and expected everyone else on the planet to possess all of their knowledge automatically. So when I came in with my suggestion that I found a month prior, all these assholes just had to have their 10 seconds in the internet spotlight that I’m an awful person for watching to watch a show that I didn’t have a local copy of.”
Something like that. But you keep thinking about how you’re better than me.
Oh, by the way, while I’m not sure how much money you make or possess, I struggle to make ends meet at just over 10k a year. So figuring out ways to save is kinda my thing. Sorry for trying to help others while also tongue-in-cheek asking where to get a magnet link from. I’m sure you understood that before you were an ass, right? Surely.
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 4 weeks ago:
There we go 😎 🛥
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 4 weeks ago:
You’re welcome to suggest other locations to get my entertainment, instead of spinning it like you’re taking the high-ground. I’ll be waiting~
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 4 weeks ago:
I have been out of the game for so long that I couldn’t find the first ~10 seasons of the simpsons anywhere, with many of my old caches now defunct. So I ponied up the cash.
Fun fact (US), Amex has a $8 cash back offer right now (up to 12x) for Disney subs, and if you go to cancel your sub disney will offer you $10/mo instead of $17/mo for D+ for 3 months, so I’m getting my simpsons fix for $2 a month. Will cancel when the new year hits since it’ll jump back up.
Though at the speed I’m going, I’ll only be in season 6 or 7 by that time. Ah well.
- Comment on Worth a try since it's free 4 weeks ago:
Goals
- Comment on Worth a try since it's free 4 weeks ago:
Tear gas me daddy uwu
- Comment on There are no laws! We made the whole thing up! 4 weeks ago:
Duh