wreckedcarzz

@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Common mistake. Dinosaurs actually tasted like dinosaurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great business idea, tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, the good old days, when you’d step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!

  Now we have ‘mediators’ and CEOs don’t like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the deal with breakfast in bed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dentist: “Use toothpicks, shove em under your gums! Use the blood as your toothpaste! You can even do it to other stuff, too, like digging out a bladder stone!”

  Me, in the chair in the office: 😐😶😯🫨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.

  So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  slips the cop a hundred, or five

  “enjoy your trip, carry on”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do it at least 35 times just in case⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rookie numbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You missed a spot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “well if you want something done right, do it yourself”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New California law requires AI to tell you it’s AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Straight to jail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your father is clueless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  False. They changed the branding a few years ago, removing ‘Hitachi’ as they felt the name was being harmed by the wand sales. But they do sell genuine, wireless wands.

  Source: I have one. Have had it… 8 years now? Something like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your father is clueless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m charging the microphones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do we do when all the crts are gone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This might be a stupid answer, but uh… make more CRTs? There’s a niche shop for everything. Just like how new components for retro computers are made today (stuff like bootable flash cards for older stuff, creating better ways to achieve things), if there is a demand, there will be a market.

  I dunno how they’d be made but someone will figure it out. But I’m sure because it’s low-demand (comparatively), it will be high price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shrimp fried rice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Silly, it’s of rich people shit. They had color photography far before all the plebeians. .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More Online CO-OP Games should have option to pause⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Payday 3, if all players enter the pause menu, the game actually pauses. Anyone can exit the menu at any time, and re-enter it - which again pauses the game, if all other players remain in the pause menu.

  It’s nice because it lets players loot and plan while others are away, but if they too need to afk, the team isn’t screwed by a guard coming around a corner with nobody to react.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to manage docker compose apps?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, not through the dockge UI. You can do it manually with commands (I have a cron task for this) but if you want to visualize things, dockge won’t do that (yet?).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take your clothes off then, and burn them, if you’ve ‘got nothing to hide’. Let’s see your address and ssn. Where do you work, and what position do you hold?

  Oh, suddenly you have changed your stance on the matter… funny how that works.

  Try searching for yourself and let the realization and dread set in that most of those hypothetical questions I just asked, I can find out, without needing to ask you directly - because you’ve given them away, while having ‘nothing to hide’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My life in a nutshell⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Team green getting into the chastity market

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to get all religiony but why in the old testament God was all fire and brimstone and fatal consequences? But the new testament God is all about forgiveness and such??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “nobody shares my kinks”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FFS Plex, the server is on my local network⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Secret Service agents dismantle network that could shut down New York cellphone system⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This shit gets me so excited. I’m not educated on cellular security and possible situations, but mitigating issues and thinking about all the crazy hypothetical situations gets me all geeking out so hard.

  Cool as fuck, thanks for sharing :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple iPhone 17 Devices Plagued by Wi-Fi Connectivity Issues⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “we will test it in production! what other use is there for users?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Secret Service agents dismantle network that could shut down New York cellphone system⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘could be used to shut down cellphone network’

  looks inside

  uses sim cards (thus communicating via the cell network)

  🤨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If sexuality is a spectrum, does that mean one person is the gayest?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1v1 me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sailing the high seas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh. Tpb isn’t blocked for me, but this is useful into for others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sailing the high seas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Well you see some people on the internet felt like $2 a month to watch content was betrayal, and expected everyone else on the planet to possess all of their knowledge automatically. So when I came in with my suggestion that I found a month prior, all these assholes just had to have their 10 seconds in the internet spotlight that I’m an awful person for watching to watch a show that I didn’t have a local copy of.”

  Something like that. But you keep thinking about how you’re better than me.

  Oh, by the way, while I’m not sure how much money you make or possess, I struggle to make ends meet at just over 10k a year. So figuring out ways to save is kinda my thing. Sorry for trying to help others while also tongue-in-cheek asking where to get a magnet link from. I’m sure you understood that before you were an ass, right? Surely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sailing the high seas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There we go 😎 🛥

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sailing the high seas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re welcome to suggest other locations to get my entertainment, instead of spinning it like you’re taking the high-ground. I’ll be waiting~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sailing the high seas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have been out of the game for so long that I couldn’t find the first ~10 seasons of the simpsons anywhere, with many of my old caches now defunct. So I ponied up the cash.

  Fun fact (US), Amex has a $8 cash back offer right now (up to 12x) for Disney subs, and if you go to cancel your sub disney will offer you $10/mo instead of $17/mo for D+ for 3 months, so I’m getting my simpsons fix for $2 a month. Will cancel when the new year hits since it’ll jump back up.

  Though at the speed I’m going, I’ll only be in season 6 or 7 by that time. Ah well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worth a try since it's free⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worth a try since it's free⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tear gas me daddy uwu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no laws! We made the whole thing up!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duh