wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on The "unhackable" Xbox One has been hacked — and Microsoft can’t patch it 2 days ago:
“wait why is there only 1 dogecoin in here?”
- Comment on Important clarification 2 days ago:
“why are you so angry Mr Fluffy?” the human asked, as Mr Fluffy removed the humans other eye with his claw
- Comment on SBA #61 2 days ago:
WAT
- Comment on dddlas4 2 days ago:
Hello.
- Comment on The "unhackable" Xbox One has been hacked — and Microsoft can’t patch it 2 days ago:
They can start with my bank account, I could use a sudden unexplained surge of funds…
- Comment on Meta will shut down VR Horizon Worlds access in June 2 days ago:
wat
- Comment on Meta will shut down VR Horizon Worlds access in June 2 days ago:
Huh? Ohh, you joke, poors aren’t real people!
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Well now you tell me
- Comment on Don't deny it. Accept it 3 days ago:
Incorrect. There’s no uncut penis in this photo…
- Comment on Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.* 3 days ago:
Silly, we determined in second grade that girls don’t poop because none of them have buttholes. Anal sex for straights is a myth, like birds or the NRA.
- Comment on Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.* 3 days ago:
blinds
pokes my eyes out
“well now I can’t see, thanks a lot”
- Comment on Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.* 3 days ago:
When you are printing the first million patches and you notice they are backwards, but you don’t want to fix it: big brain time 😎
- Comment on ‘Another internet is possible’: Norway rails against ‘enshittification’ 3 days ago:
new new internet
- Comment on Booklore is officially dead 4 days ago:
It seems to me that having an asshole that contributes is a shitty situation, but each to their own.
(hehe poo joke but the point stands)
- Comment on A sudden epiphany. 4 days ago:
Por que no los dos?
- Comment on you won't regret it 1 week ago:
they both turn to face you, swords at the ready
‘o no’
- Comment on Can't get better than this 1 week ago:
Lies. Where’s the dresser full of kink gear and bad dragon toys?
- Comment on Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user data 1 week ago:
Rookie numbers
- Comment on rules 1 week ago:
Well you see
- Comment on Give me a minute and I might think of one 1 week ago:
(psst, look at my profile picture)
- Comment on Give me a minute and I might think of one 1 week ago:
😏 🐺 🍆
- Comment on I blame Obama 1 week ago:
In this states it’s this weekend, I believe
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 1 week ago:
Forums. Gaming guides made by actual gamers. Clans that are recognizable and actually respected, playing against the same. Email being the main method of ‘notifications’. MSN Gaming Zone. PS2 network gaming, and not having to pay a fucking fee to play with your friends and those halfway around the world. Hosting dedicated servers. Lists of available servers and games to join, instead of this bullshit ‘matchmaking’. Modding games, and to an extent programs. Websites not having 50 fucking layers of Javascript garbage just to load what is effectively a static page. Before analytics were everywhere, before ads took more real estate than the content. When Google was just a search engine.
A lot of stuff, but basically, before the internet was shit, and simultaneously, corporations taking over humanity.
- Comment on How we are brought into this world 2 weeks ago:
Baby: minimize
- Comment on How we are brought into this world 2 weeks ago:
Mother, this attire doesn’t suit me.
Mother.
- Comment on Is there any way to clean up access logs for statistics purposes? 2 weeks ago:
AWState
“are you in good hands?”
(only people from the states will get this)
- Comment on Be a hero 2 weeks ago:
DUHH!
- Comment on Be a hero 2 weeks ago:
wat
- Comment on Be a hero 2 weeks ago:
But why do you follow arbitrary rules? Why are you part of the system, maaaan?
- Comment on A product of his environment 2 weeks ago:
Found op. That’s some nice work you’re doing.