bobs_monkey

@bobs_monkey@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful stories like this just make you smile⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, Jody’s just very fertile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy New Year! Thought I'd share my new year's resolution to the people here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, I’ve just come to accept some people are cranky and down vote because they feel like it, but also too that while something makes sense to me it may not be as palatable across the board ¯_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy New Year! Thought I'd share my new year's resolution to the people here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Resolution

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think we might be leaving the "boring" part of this dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalists are freaking out over the declining birthrate because anyone with a brainstem knows “AI” and robots won’t replace human workers for a long time, and the machine is hungry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lewd noodles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL the breed for Mr Bigglesworth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X adds Twitch to its advertising boycott lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  he will simply abandon it.

  That’s sounds wonderful, let’s go with that option

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X adds Twitch to its advertising boycott lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Idiocracy draws closer every day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solar modules now selling for less than €0.06/W in Europe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here in California

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was rigged?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  After the 3rd he couldn’t stance, he was flat on his feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluesky says it won’t train AI on your posts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comcast, Disney, and IBM Are Among Advertisers Returning to X After Ad Freeze⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “X’s owner now has the ear of the president-elect, a man who has a long history of helping his friends, and punishing his enemies,” said Max Willens, senior analyst, at Emarketer. “Sending at least a trickle of ad spending toward X may be seen as good for business, albeit in an indirect way.”

  There’s the article in a nutshell. Give Elmo money or face the wrath of the Diaper-in-Chief.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to go to the Soup Store⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a good clam chowder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy's coming for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have a snickers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And here I’m wondering where a 2012 Toyota Supra came from

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not stupid, just too many years on the internet. I thought the same thing at first glance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wild seals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And they’re pricks when you’re deep sea fishing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg: The AI Slop Will Continue Until Morale Improves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Sponsored Content”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robinhood admits it’s just a gambling app.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s damn near a roll of the dice of what is going to come out of a CEOs mouth during an earnings call…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI finds hundreds of weapons at home of suspect in Arizona Democratic Party office shooting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t you know? You’re now required to carry your govt issues personal tracking device cellphone with you at all times for the government to know your location at all times in the event they decide to seem you a threat to their safety reasons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rap Video rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks for like a looney bin than a cheese grater

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨San Francisco to pay $212 million to end reliance on 5.25-inch floppy disks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a token ring?

  Wait-your-turn Internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨San Francisco to pay $212 million to end reliance on 5.25-inch floppy disks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Compact flash? Nah, that was primetime for Iomega Zip Drives!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the U.S. Government-Bought Tool That Can Track Phones at Abortion Clinics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m convinced that a good number of legislators understand the implications of this stuff on a cursory level, but are convinced (read: bribed) to not care on the “condition” that it doesn’t apply to them or their families. They are beholden to their constituents, and their constituents aren’t you and me, as we can’t afford them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows Recall is secretly installed on non-Copilot+PCs (Privacy Nightmare)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A real straight shooter with upper management written all over em

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  database updated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An old Xbox advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Installation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We found out a while ago that plumbing pipes aren’t the best way to ground a house for a variety of reasons, and this is why ufers (grounding to foundation steel) and ground rods are now the NEC standard. Also, this is why bonding wires are important as well. If the plumbing were bonded to a proper dwelling ground system, the current would find a direct path to ground and trip the responsible breaker, instead of using the gas lines as a big ass resistor and creating the light show we see here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Installation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Better yet to just have a bond to the gas and water pipes. In this instance, any current introduced to the plumbing has a direct connection to ground, which will allow current to flow freely and trip the breaker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home Depot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Underestimating the bed rail loading. I’d love to make a Ford joke, but let’s be real, all truck beds would crumple like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donors⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More like they don’t want the wider public to know it was them that donated. Some folks that are extremely wealthy go to great lengths to keep their names out of people’s minds and stay out of the public eye as a matter of personal security.