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- Comment on French aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle tracked via Strava activity in OPSEC failure 3 days ago:
The Swedish Navy’s ships do have some bonkers designs, like massive barcodes printed on the side. It’s so that when they get back to port they can scan the navy in.
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 3 days ago:
Obviously they’d never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn’t have a postcode.
- Comment on BBC World Service: Government to increase funding by £33m over next three years 5 days ago:
Good. Hopefully in time they’ll go back to providing 100% of the funding.
- Comment on The "unhackable" Xbox One has been hacked — and Microsoft can’t patch it 5 days ago:
C-x M-c M-🦋
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 1 week ago:
…well, then.
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 1 week ago:
B for Biden.
Hold your applause, please.
- Comment on avoid these instances 1 week ago:
Yeah, that’s the definitely-not-costal city to the north-west of the also-definitely-not-costal city of Chicago, right?
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 2 weeks ago:
I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 2 weeks ago:
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 2 weeks ago:
Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 2 weeks ago:
What kind of planet? Little glass planet?
- Comment on I built a self-hosted period tracker because I couldn't find one worth using 2 weeks ago:
Well a miscarriage is basically an abortion and an abortion is basically a murder.
/s, to be clear, but some people will say that sincerely and in some parts of the world they get to write the law.
- Comment on Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS 2 weeks ago:
I don’t want to hear a single one of you calling others for falling for AI slop ever again.
- Comment on Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS 2 weeks ago:
By all accounts it was someone who didn’t speak English as their first language and described the version as “last” when they meant “latest”.
- Comment on Windows 12 release date in 2026 possible, with AI features that may force CPU upgrades 2 weeks ago:
For all the people on here quick to mock others for being gullible enough to fall for AI-generated slop, this is embarrassing.
- Comment on Andrew gives up lease on Crown Estate property 2 weeks ago:
So he was renting a beautiful house big enough for a large family, with private gardens and total privacy, in one of the most expensive postcodes in the country, all for less than I pay in rent for a one-bedroom flat in a Northern market town.
- Comment on A joyful reminder 3 weeks ago:
It’ll be a sad day when we lose such a beautiful singing voice.
Praise be Hosana.
- Comment on MSI's $80 AMD motherboards with DDR4 support swoop in to rescue gamers amid the global RAM crisis 3 weeks ago:
Rockstar are good at optimising their games. GTA V ran better than GTA IV on the same hardware. I wouldn’t be surprised if GTA VI runs well on the Steam Deck.
- Comment on I LOVE EATING STIR BARS 3 weeks ago:
In the UK we have a chocolate bar called the Star Bar - it’s a LOT like a Boost - and it kinda has the same shape. I honestly thought it was a typo at first and I was like, “the fuck have Cadbury’s changed now?”.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been in cafés where the food is being crawled all over by bees or wasps. It’s usually a good sign because it means the food is full of ingredients they’re attracted to, and they keep flies away.
- Comment on My smart sleep mask broadcasts users' brainwaves to an open MQTT broker 5 weeks ago:
Pair it up with Adaptive Lighting to control the ambience of your nightmares.
- Comment on Been putting a lot of thought into this 5 weeks ago:
Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.
- Comment on A succulent meal 5 weeks ago:
Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?
- Comment on Advertisements 5 weeks ago:
My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed AdSense on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.
- Comment on I can't wait for 2016! 5 weeks ago:
Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.
Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That’s basically what they’re describing.
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 5 weeks ago:
Natural and unadulterated. So, yeah.
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 5 weeks ago:
Eh, I agree. I’ll still call it “oat milk” but I don’t think they should be allowed to call it “milk” in any form. I get they have quirky marketing and, IMHO, a great product, but allowing a corporation to use a work like that laissez-faire is pretty dangerous: oat milk isn’t naturally occuring and their product has lots of extra stuff added in (sweeteners, fortifiers, etc), neither of which should be true for a productive called “milk”.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 1 month ago:
