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- Comment on You can just do stuff. 6 days ago:
Pigs can be raised as house pets and enjoy a good blankie more than perhaps any other animal (including humans because we’re just animals too, yeah?) but also remember that pigs are shockingly omnivorous and will eat human flesh if the fancy takes them. I know that’s true of cats but I recon I could fuck up a cat if I needed to. Pigs, not so sure.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 6 days ago:
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Honestly if I’m feeling a bit peckish and fancy a sneaky snack I’ll burn down a rainforest, grow a load of soy (…beans?), eat them, then find a gentle gorilla with eyes that reveal deep wisdom as it tearfully surveys the smouldering ruins of it’s ancient homeland and just punch the fucker in the face. Sometimes I don’t even log it in my calorie counter.
- Comment on Might a well bring it full circle 1 week ago:
On my home feed:
- Comment on I demand a return to the Old Ways 1 week ago:
Amazing.
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 1 week ago:
400 milligrams of milligrams/day. Got it. I’ll mix that in with my extra milk per milk.
- Comment on French aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle tracked via Strava activity in OPSEC failure 1 week ago:
The Swedish Navy’s ships do have some bonkers designs, like massive barcodes printed on the side. It’s so that when they get back to port they can scan the navy in.
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 1 week ago:
Obviously they’d never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn’t have a postcode.
- Comment on BBC World Service: Government to increase funding by £33m over next three years 2 weeks ago:
Good. Hopefully in time they’ll go back to providing 100% of the funding.
- Comment on The "unhackable" Xbox One has been hacked — and Microsoft can’t patch it 2 weeks ago:
C-x M-c M-🦋
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 2 weeks ago:
…well, then.
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 2 weeks ago:
B for Biden.
Hold your applause, please.
- Comment on avoid these instances 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’s the definitely-not-costal city to the north-west of the also-definitely-not-costal city of Chicago, right?
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 weeks ago:
What kind of planet? Little glass planet?
- Comment on I built a self-hosted period tracker because I couldn't find one worth using 3 weeks ago:
Well a miscarriage is basically an abortion and an abortion is basically a murder.
/s, to be clear, but some people will say that sincerely and in some parts of the world they get to write the law.
- Comment on Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS 4 weeks ago:
I don’t want to hear a single one of you calling others for falling for AI slop ever again.
- Comment on Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS 4 weeks ago:
By all accounts it was someone who didn’t speak English as their first language and described the version as “last” when they meant “latest”.
- Comment on Windows 12 release date in 2026 possible, with AI features that may force CPU upgrades 4 weeks ago:
For all the people on here quick to mock others for being gullible enough to fall for AI-generated slop, this is embarrassing.
- Comment on Andrew gives up lease on Crown Estate property 4 weeks ago:
So he was renting a beautiful house big enough for a large family, with private gardens and total privacy, in one of the most expensive postcodes in the country, all for less than I pay in rent for a one-bedroom flat in a Northern market town.
- Comment on A joyful reminder 4 weeks ago:
It’ll be a sad day when we lose such a beautiful singing voice.
Praise be Hosana.
- Comment on MSI's $80 AMD motherboards with DDR4 support swoop in to rescue gamers amid the global RAM crisis 4 weeks ago:
Rockstar are good at optimising their games. GTA V ran better than GTA IV on the same hardware. I wouldn’t be surprised if GTA VI runs well on the Steam Deck.
- Comment on I LOVE EATING STIR BARS 4 weeks ago:
In the UK we have a chocolate bar called the Star Bar - it’s a LOT like a Boost - and it kinda has the same shape. I honestly thought it was a typo at first and I was like, “the fuck have Cadbury’s changed now?”.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’ve been in cafés where the food is being crawled all over by bees or wasps. It’s usually a good sign because it means the food is full of ingredients they’re attracted to, and they keep flies away.
- Comment on My smart sleep mask broadcasts users' brainwaves to an open MQTT broker 1 month ago:
Pair it up with Adaptive Lighting to control the ambience of your nightmares.
- Comment on Been putting a lot of thought into this 1 month ago:
Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.
- Comment on A succulent meal 1 month ago:
Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?
- Comment on Advertisements 1 month ago:
My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed AdSense on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.
