ininewcrow
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca
Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 14 hours ago:
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 19 hours ago:
Great … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 21 hours ago:
Not unless she swallows a spider to catch the fly
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 22 hours ago:
What would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?
- Comment on USA Unable to Make Drones Without Components From China 1 day ago:
They’ve thrown themselves off the fast moving economic bus
- Comment on The window for a convincing UFO video has closed 1 day ago:
Or they took it as an opportunity to advance our technology enough to entertain us and stunt our growth. It’s like giving monkeys an endless supply of bananas, why would the monkeys do anything else any more? They got all the bananas and there’s nothing more to do for them.
It’s an easy way to get rid of competition or an emerging civilization in the galactic neighborhood. Just throw us a bone and we’ll gnaw on it for a few thousand years.
- Comment on Hottest Star Trek character? 2 days ago:
- Comment on Got to try this 4 days ago:
Keeps getting identified as “marshmallows”
No matter how you scan them, it’s always marshmallows
A male cashier comes to help and stretches out your scrotum … beep … marshmallows
He calls a manager and two more people show up, a manager who looks like a 14 year school girl and a 70 year old man with bad hearing
They all try to grab and stretch your ball sack to get a proper scan while you’re fighting everyone to stop touching your genitals
Beep … marshmellows
- Comment on I got the beer. Who's got the wings? 5 days ago:
Maybe that is what the passion of Christ really is …
It was all just a wild drunken party one spring 2000 years ago and a bunch of guys just made up a lot of stories because they couldn’t remember and they had to make vague excuses for a bunch of things that happened that involved them
- Comment on You better listen to him 5 days ago:
TIL Jesus has a cloaca
- Comment on he got himself a job working boom mic with a film crew 5 days ago:
Boom mic dips into the camera frame for the tenth time that day
Director: … JESUS CHRIST!!!
- Comment on OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming 5 days ago:
Probably saw him as a freak and made it easier to crucify him
Imagine a country full of brown skinned middle eastern people and a white European guy appears, tells everyone he’s the son of God and that there is no option but to follow him or else everyone is going to burn in hell … they probably thought he was completely nuts
- Comment on I get that america is failing if it's duty to suppress the rise of fascist but did the rest of the world just put all its eggs in the america basket? 5 days ago:
America spent about a hundred years burning baskets everywhere until theirs was the only one left
- Comment on There's no such thing as a wrong number any more 5 days ago:
I have a contact list of about a dozen people that I call or call me … mostly family and two friends. I have more people I know beyond that list but they all know I don’t like talking or texting on a phone. I don’t like using the phone.
The only time I get to use the phone is in watching at least one random call a week. Half the time its a telemarketer and the other time, some political or government organization wanting to ask something. Texts are usually random with people asking dumb questions like ‘hey’ … ‘where are you?’ … ‘hey frank how you doing’ … or some random thing to entice me to answer. If I don’t recognize, I delete and block.
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- Comment on Let's buy fried chicken and shit tons of beers 5 days ago:
No one mentioned a time frame … you could shit tons of beers over a year or two
- Comment on I dont know where to put this, no 5 days ago:
Pretty much sums up life at this point
- Comment on Chilly cheese dog 6 days ago:
Looks salmonellish
- Comment on Who needs a lawn? 6 days ago:
In the 20th century it morphed into a marketing gimmick to sell lawn equipment, fertilizer and products to maintain a perfect manicured lawn
“See Mr Jones next door. He is so rich that he can afford to have a perfect cut grass lawn with no dandelions in it”
- Comment on Just helping out 1 week ago:
Imagine applying this ‘cure’ and you survive but you still have a headache … and now you also have a giant spike sticking out of your head
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Welcome to the Jungle in my ass
- Comment on History in the making. 1 week ago:
This photo was taken ten minutes before the first ever rage quit in a video game to occur
- Comment on Full Circle 1 week ago:
- Comment on Trump excludes smartphones, computers, chips from tariffs 1 week ago:
I’m way past that now … the country is a fucking joke … the people are getting taken to the cleaners by an idiot and no one is doing a thing
- Comment on The good old days 1 week ago:
Good old days when Mr Cig used to visit the lung cancer ward to cheer patients up
- Comment on El paso 1 week ago:
Should have a third one pointing down
EL Die-o
- Comment on It wasn't me. I found him like this. 2 weeks ago:
I used to love seeing sibling honor when I was a kid. I have seven siblings so the dynamics changed all the time.
When something happened and someone got hurt, one of two things happened.
- the sibling that got hurt sucked it up and held their cool so that no one got in trouble with your parents
Or
- the sibling bawled their eyes out like they were dying so that everyone got in trouble with your parents
The best part was that honor was maintained against anyone outside the family regardless of who was right or wrong. You can mess with a sibling but no one outside your family messes with your sibling.
- Comment on Knock knock knocking on heaven's do-or-or-aawwhhh 2 weeks ago:
You’ll definitely show up at a door … whether it will be God’s door, I don’t know
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 2 weeks ago:
Funniest story I ever heard from a friend who had the same procedure was in them telling me about how they went under the aesthetic.
The specialist told them to get ready to count to ten and told them to start … he started counting and then said ‘I want to go home mommy’ … all this coming from a 50 year old mine worker
He said all he could remember was the surprised look at of the specialist’s face as everything went dark.
When he came to again … he said no one said anything and he could not remember if what happened, happened or not … he couldn’t remember if he was hallucinating, dreaming or making stuff up … it’s messed with him ever since and turned into a funny story he could never prove or disprove (he never worked up the courage to ask the staff about it all)
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 2 weeks ago:
I had a colonoscopy about five years ago … not only is the idea of having one of these procedures embarrassing (I know it’s important) but having to wake up like you just respawned into a game in a random location without knowing what the hell just happened is completely weird. You might as well have died for an hour or two and came back to life in a hospital bed.
And it’s not just an easy wake up either … your brain reboots itself and it takes about half an hour for all systems to come back online and in the meantime, it feels like some kind of weird drug that is preventing you from properly functioning or even thinking while your brain reoganizes itself and brings everything back up to normal.
It’s terrible … which is why I started eating properly, more fiber, less sugar, get my weight down and eat better … because I never want to go through that again unless I really, really have to.
