ininewcrow
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca
Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.
- Comment on Ah! Yes! Its that time of the year! 3 days ago:
WTF? … I felt like I did drugs … without doing any drugs.
- Comment on corn 3 days ago:
Does that go in the cornhole?
- Comment on When you get carried away with the corn 3 days ago:
whhhhhirrlllllllll … plink, plink … AHH, MY TEETH (in some Asian language)
- Comment on When you get carried away with the corn 3 days ago:
I don’t know … but I think they are now
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- Comment on Remember the whole covid thing. Well instead of wearing a useless mask THIS GUY had the solution that actually worked 6 days ago:
I happen to be one of the people who weren’t severely affected by the virus but I chose to instead believe I was superhuman … and I went on to infect 400 people, 100 of which died because of me.
- Comment on Simple test to see if you are normal or have a flithy mind 6 days ago:
ASS HOLA MIO!!! OH SODEM-MIA!!!
- Comment on Simple test to see if you are normal or have a flithy mind 6 days ago:
Can’t find a duck … but I see your mom … and my neighbor
- Comment on Elon Musk, doing Elon Musk things. 6 days ago:
The dumb part is that the world has gotten to the point of allowing Nazism into our collective conversation again.
- Comment on Microsoft bows to user demand and makes Windows 11's AI Actions optional 6 days ago:
User’s always have the option of just not using Windows at all
- Comment on Regular Animals(2025), Art Basel Miami Beach - Mike Winkelmann(Beeple) 6 days ago:
I’d rather vote for these robots instead
- Comment on I fall for it every year. Every. Year. 1 week ago:
These are places that distribute food as nutrition … they dispense edible product that momentarily provide a flavour sensation to your mouth and tongue.
- Comment on It's the Lord's problem now. 1 week ago:
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
- Comment on Gravity! 1 week ago:
The only way to solve this is to assemble an angry mob with torches and threaten to burn the heretic
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 1 week ago:
Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
- Comment on "Party in the USA" and "Pink Pony Club" are opposite views on America: "Yay, the US is really all the same!" vs. "Yay, there are real cultural differences within the US!" 1 week ago:
I got my side arm, my cyanide pills, my classified dossier…
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Oh wait, sorry, I got the wrong song … :(
- Comment on Bread mold 1 week ago:
This past summer I hadn’t been to the cottage for over a month but I had some food left in the fridge. I brought home a can of opened berry jam I had there and I didn’t want it to go to waste. I ate from it three or four times before I noticed the large patch of mold that was growing on the lid and the underside of the top of the inside of the jar. I like saving food because I grew up poor but at the same time, I’m not going to send myself to the hospital to save a bit of jam … I threw the jar away after that.
- Comment on what would happen? 1 week ago:
The stormtrooper is female … she fires, misses and nearly kills the redshirt … reshirt recovers and the stormtrooper is so overwhelmed with grief that they become close friends … after a six month relationship, they get married and a year later have a child … the child turns out to be a half human half wookie … the birth severely complicates their marriage
- Comment on Halloween is a more giving and fun holiday than Christmas 1 week ago:
I just don’t value Christmas much any more … I do give out gifts but at this point, I just hand out money to the people I want to gift to because I never know what people want, especially kids and teens … and when you give them money, they know exactly what they want to do with it.
Halloween however, I do spend a lot more on. And I don’t spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on big ugly props and blow up things or store bought crap … I spend quite a bit of money building up a supply of candies, chocolates and chips. I take the month leading up to the holiday and steadily buy a little bit at a time. Then by Halloween, I’ll hand out handfuls of stuff to every kid that comes to the door. This year I had 100 kids and they each got a bunch of stuff. Then I have a tradition at the end of the night of waiting as long as possible and then giving away whatever I have left to the last kid. This year, it was a couple of teen boys who looked to be about 15/16, I filled one guys bag by dumping my box of chocolates into his sack … the other kid was just messing around and didn’t even have a bag, so I gave him a supply of old pillow cases I had ready, handed him one and told him to open it up as I dumped the rest of my chocolates and chips … those were two of the happiest guys I got that night … the bonus was that I didn’t end up with all that candy that would have made me sick anyway.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
I GOT IT! I FIGURED IT OUT!!!
We make a single straight pipe the diameter of earth’s orbit, and just slightly offset it to go near the surface of the sun.
We pipe water at one end and send it off while earth continues it’s orbit. We wait six months and we’ll meet the other end of the pipe which will have nice hot steam arriving from the sun. We use the hot steam for six months until it condenses back to liquid water, then restart the process when we meet the other end of pipe again.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
A few trillion dollars under the table should work
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
Then we have to wait until the purple PVC glue goes on sale
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
Couple of years maybe … maybe longer
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
Then we have to get rid of the clouds
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
We just have to pipe it faster
- Comment on Halloween is a more giving and fun holiday than Christmas 1 week ago:
Bingo! … that is why Charles Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol as a series of ghosts that visit Scrooge … it was a tradition of story telling of retelling scary ghost stories during the longest day of the year … the moment in the year known in pagan religion as the moment in the year when the dark forces are at their strongest and highest … the winter solstice, the longest night of the year when the darkness is at its strongest … but also a moment of hope, as the light has started to return and the days grow longer.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 week ago:
Why don’t we just pipe our water all the way out to the sun and pipe the steam back to earth.
- Comment on Halloween is a more giving and fun holiday than Christmas 1 week ago:
I do spend a lot of money on Halloween … more than Christmas … but it also means I don’t go crazy either. Almost all the money I spend just goes to candies, chocolates and chips … the Halloween serving size … I’m not going to start going further than that. I also don’t spend much on decorations, I put up enough to make people and kids know I’m celebrating Halloween … and I decorate five or six real pumpkins. That’s it … I put on a sound system with scary music and Halloween songs and serve candy all night long.
- Comment on Halloween is a more giving and fun holiday than Christmas 1 week ago:
Gives a whole new gravity to this time of year
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